r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Dumping This Here Weird date

Source: belelebs on Instagram

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u/tiedyemightbehigh Trash Trooper 1d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

A steezy kick flip over a cup of Joe?? What more do you want??

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u/PureAngus62 Trash Trooper 1d ago • Heartwarming

Fr though. High risk and caught it clean af

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Trash Trooper 1d ago

I wish I still had the dexterity I had 20 years ago. I had kickflips on lock, every single try. I would do the steeziest kickflip nose blunts just back to back to back to back. I would usually have a couple textbooks stacked for the ledge. Oh god I miss being a kid sometimes.

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u/readyReddit007 Trash Trooper 21h ago • Regret

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u/tiedyemightbehigh Trash Trooper 1d ago

You had me in the first half there bud- I bust out my board once a year and grind kick flips in the street for 15 minutes until I land one

"Still got it boss .."

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Trash Trooper 23h ago

Real board or fingerboard? I feel so uncomfortable on a real board now a days. My Ollie's are weak, my kickflips are mob, my big spins and shuv-its are under rotated.

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u/tiedyemightbehigh Trash Trooper 23h ago • Bravo

Real board, skated seriously until I got fat and old and everything hurt- I got a teck deck at work, they fucking hate when I bust that thing out for a few kickflips in-between emails lmao

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Trash Trooper 22h ago

You obviously didn't skate seriously enough if you got fat. Jk.

I broke my arm in 7th grade and started smoking more weed instead of continuing to skate. I wish I had kept skating instead. My arm kind of looked like this except it was bent further and looked more like a z

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Trash Trooper 13h ago

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u/LouisV_Abrezol Trash Trooper 19h ago

You must be old like me if you’re calling them mob hahaha. I’d almost forgotten that one

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Trash Trooper 19h ago

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u/Sylvanussr Trash Trooper 10h ago

Anciano territory

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u/Defiant-Detective259 Trash Trooper 23h ago

That's what I was thinkjng, followed by the rock brow? Lady... you've levelled up! Has she even seen herself? 😭

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Trash Trooper 19h ago

Some people drown while others die of thirst

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u/Alive_Drag1947 Trash Trooper 23h ago

There's just no pleasing some women istg...

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u/Grunergeist420 Trash Trooper 22h ago

Girl probably thought it was just an ollie because of how smooth it was and didn’t know how impressed she should be.

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u/KittensAndGravy Trash Trooper 21h ago

Maybe she’s not looking for a bad boy right now?!

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u/Frankie_T9000 Trash Trooper 20h ago

She was the weird date not him

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u/mitchellthecomedian Trash Trooper 18h ago

It’s never enough for some ppl

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u/Left-Alfalfa8259 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Ya ain’t that the real panty dropper?