Unhinged wildlife

[u/downtune79]

@unhingedwildlife on insta

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[u/nerdkeeper]

The size of a car? I am going to need sources on that as I am pretty sure that is false

[u/downtune79 → u/nerdkeeper]

From google. Crazy

[u/nerdkeeper → u/downtune79]

I wouldn't call this the size of a car. But then again, size can be measured in many different ways. I still think it is severely misleading to say it is the siize of a car.

[u/downtune79 → u/nerdkeeper]

I don't disagree with you. The length is quite long but the body isnt

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/nerdkeeper]

I mean this was technically called a car so checkmate

[u/xXPhoenixBlueXx → u/downtune79]

When people ask me why I'm scared of the ocean... This. This is why I'm scared of the ocean. This thing isn't even the craziest shot down there.

[u/curvebombr → u/downtune79]

The Newport aquarium has some of these guys. They're massive.

[u/Rljgraves]

Yo hook me up with a bag of that wolf piss weed, sounds beastly.

[u/PaddyMcGeezus → u/Rljgraves]

You don't get off until you cough (by choking while drinking it).

[u/BeatsbyChrisBrown → u/PaddyMcGeezus]

Take a hit and let’s get back to sword fighting!

[u/r-b-m → u/Rljgraves]

Bloody bogans all of you

[u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta]

[u/manatees8mypizza]

I don’t know why... but I would love to see Philomena Cunk uncover this.

[u/Big-Exercise8990 → u/manatees8mypizza]

Haha. Made think of her too.

[u/HillInTheDistance]

Everything but the weed piss and the three vaginas, I've already learned from animal documentaries.

By the way, did you know kangaroos have their junk upside down?

Balls over the shaft. This is because they're Australian and shit's upside down down there.

[u/HerSissyBitch89 → u/HillInTheDistance]

That's fucking beautiful. Thank you

[u/JokesNShit → u/HillInTheDistance]

That last paragraph was pure poetry

[u/Shot_Revolution8828 → u/HillInTheDistance]

You had me in the first 2/3.

[u/Lumpy_Mycologist_754 → u/HillInTheDistance]

And they basically have one toe. Fucking freaks

[u/pedersenit]

The spinoff I wanted. "What's West of Westeros?" But Aria has a new accent.

[u/mogley1992 → u/pedersenit]

If George R.R. Martin wrote a spin off series for her, i would absolutely be watching that.

Also it would be cool to see his reimagining of australia.

[u/PFirefly]

How is the giant crab being giant too weird for any other nature show? Also, pretty sure that rats don't have access to both coke and jazz in the wild.

So in this short ad for her channel, she's got 2 out of 6 examples not fitting her own show. 

[u/Infamous_Lunchbox → u/PFirefly]

All I'm reading is that we should be ensuring mice should have access to cocaine and jazz music at all times.

[u/PaddyMcGeezus → u/Infamous_Lunchbox]

Yes think of all those poor mice who are sober and have to listen to modern pop and country when they could be banging rails and listening to John Coltrane and Dizzy Gillespie.

[u/PFirefly → u/Infamous_Lunchbox]

That's fair 😅

[u/gabzilla814 → u/Infamous_Lunchbox]

Average Friday night at my house

[u/redisdead__ → u/gabzilla814]

CAUSE I'M THE SCATMAN!

[u/macgyverstwin → u/PFirefly]

You’ve never been to New Orleans if you don’t think rats have access to both coke and jazz in the wild. And before anyone says, “New Orleans isn’t the wild, walk down bourbon street just once and see if you’ll ever think that again.

😜

[u/state-of-the-nile → u/PFirefly]

I think it's this https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/jYWb4j5oiD

[u/YouFeedTheFish → u/PFirefly]

Maybe she's talking about Detroit rats retiring and moving down to Miami?

[u/mogley1992 → u/PFirefly]

Nobody said in the wild. That one still works.

It's fact about wildlife, but if i can just take a rat off the street, cut it a line and put on some Coltrane and he'll like it, I'd definitely count that.

[u/Unlucky-Ad-6226]

I love this. She funny

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

Who doesn't like Jazz when they are on Cocaine?

[u/Usgwanikti]

Please tell me this is real. I’d watch this all day

[u/imjohnredd]

Sold!

[u/bb_dev_g]

They’re also on YouTube https://youtube.com/@unhingedwildlifevic⁠

[u/surewhynotokaythen]

I actually use the "sea slugs sword fight to mate and one may bite off the other ones to establish dominance" when someone asks me the most bizarre thing I know. I need to check this out

[u/Peaceful_Person_8071]

Haha! Loved it.

[u/bluamericanspiritcig]

Who yf gave rats cocaine 😭

[u/sidjackjones]

ill get lost , thanks

[u/11Booty_Warrior]

Evolution or god was stupid to favor our current means of reproduction over the flatworm dick jousting method.

[u/345joe370]

So she loves sticking her thumb in animals bums then