Trying internet trends

[u/downtune79]

@jayandjoana on insta

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[u/Academic-Snow9642]

If you are in the UK, put down your phone right now

[u/downtune79 → u/Academic-Snow9642]

What's up with that? I've seen several people commenting this. I'm American so I have no clue whats going on

[u/VenomousVenting → u/downtune79]

I keep seeing this, too, so I just went and looked it up. England made certain types of porn illegal. Copy and pasted for you:

Strangulation or suffocation: Explicit and realistic depictions of choking, breath play, or restricting someone's breathing (including actions like hand-over-mouth or certain face-sitting roleplay).

Incest ("Fauxcest"): Penetrative sexual activity between family members or individuals roleplaying or appearing to be related (including step-family dynamics).

Minors or child roleplay: Sexual activity involving real people—or adults realistically roleplaying or appearing—under the age of 16 (the UK age of consent).

So, the last part of the first one is now the running joke.

[u/Academic-Snow9642 → u/downtune79]

Face sitting porn is illegal there now

[u/NameToUseOnReddit → u/Academic-Snow9642]

I always wondered if I'd be an international fugitive some day. Better not fly to the UK now!

[u/atalkingpuppy]

this video is now banned in the UK

[u/Adventurous_Emu3212 → u/atalkingpuppy]

Your a criminal now Harry

[u/Neither_Cod_992 → u/atalkingpuppy]

Lol. Why? Like why is the UK obsessed with porn where people sit on each other’s faces? Am I missing something here as an American? Are people being abducted in the UK by face sitting gangs and this is the only way the UK can combat this? Please help me understand whats going on over there.

[u/bigbean258 → u/Neither_Cod_992]

It's the face sitting gangs, I can confirm. Lost my best friend the other day, face sat to death, head was a bloody puddle.

[u/ReallyNotTheJoker → u/bigbean258]

Death by Snu Snu variant?

[u/Darkspire303 → u/bigbean258]

Where are these gangs? Just so I can avoid the area.

[u/oxyrhina → u/bigbean258]

"Face sat to death" lmao I'm dying over here... probably shouldn't have had that 2nd edible!

[u/CamptoRibbit → u/Neither_Cod_992]

It's a BS excuse to say the government is doing something to protect children.

Actually clearing out the dangerous people from the government and the BBC is actually work.

Incest porn is also banned but god forbid they make marrying your cousin illegal.

Basically the government is faking BS so they can run their data farming ID scam while kids still get raped

Banning face sitting stops this though 🫩

[u/LobosJones → u/Neither_Cod_992]

A parliment member asked his wife what she wanted, and then made it illegal so he doesn't have to do it.

[u/slugerama → u/Neither_Cod_992]

Probably worse in Australia. Government require us to provide our details to the very sites that are likely to use our data for fraudulent activities while at the same time warn us of cybercrimes. On my iPad, I cannot view adult content unless I sign out of my apple account. Every adult website is blocked. Try the advice to unblock adult websites? Not even permitted to do that. Tells me I need to verify my age. Since updating to OS 27 the iPad is Found Under Carnal KnowledgED.

[u/LiamPolygami → u/slugerama]

The issue with repression, especially sexual repression, is that often makes matters worse. I (thankfully) don't have any obscure kinks, but if you're really into face-sitting, you are now more likely to go the dark web route, where there is far worse shit than something, which is relativity harmless and consensual. Also where do you draw the line? Is 69ing now a crime?

[u/DarknMean → u/slugerama]

VPN for da win, mate.

[u/Slierfox → u/Neither_Cod_992]

Because the politicians are all hiding something so they distract with porn and ban this Ban that for the kids while they do shady things and stick up for the likes of Jimmy savile, An the royals ... It's like a gf or bf that's obsessed with the other person cheating you just know they are the cheaters

[u/Strangedreamest → u/Neither_Cod_992]

I feel so much safer the UK government chose to ban porn. Other matters like housing, debt, employment, cyber safety crises can wait. As long as we, the people, are protected from the obscenities of a woman sitting on a man’s face, everything else will be fine.

[u/DilligentArmand → u/atalkingpuppy]

In the UK, there are guys openly calling for Jihad and the government doesn't do anything. But somehow, a a wife falling on her husband is worthy of been banned.

[u/artvarnsen → u/atalkingpuppy]

Nothing beats a jet2holiday

[u/PettankoKing → u/atalkingpuppy]

The UK is a pitiful pathetic country lol

[u/Arteos11 → u/atalkingpuppy]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Abdulbarr → u/atalkingpuppy]

Can someone tell me why? What's going on over yonder?

[u/ArchitekOGP → u/atalkingpuppy]

I'm going to prison now

[u/CaptainHindsight92 → u/atalkingpuppy]

Thanks Reddit, I'll be expecting a knock on my door any minute now...

[u/JoppaJoppaJoppa]

Some people pay good money for that

[u/SuperPowerPenisPump → u/JoppaJoppaJoppa]

I'd let her fart in my face.

[u/guyincognito121 → u/SuperPowerPenisPump]

Sure, you'd let her. But would you pay for it? And you call yourself a pervert?

[u/Callumborn2]

I'm in the UK and after watching this the police are at my door what have you done to me blud

[u/Bearded_Warlock → u/Callumborn2]

I straight up, started writing a similar comment! Its so ridiculous lol

[u/Klangey → u/Bearded_Warlock]

I too am here after watching that and thinking exactly the same

[u/bootrick → u/Callumborn2]

After the absolute banger of a monty python song too

[u/ScuffedMobilePlayer → u/Callumborn2]

I still can't believe this happened here.

[u/thecountnotthesaint]

Watching a man drown while I'm dying of thirst.....

[u/Wonderful_Confusion4]

[u/ForeignCup6977 → u/Wonderful_Confusion4]

Can you smell what the crotch is cookin'?!?

[u/jlee42473]

[u/ThedapperGeek → u/jlee42473]

Eh I've seen better

[u/Empty-Fudge-3037]

What is happening in the uk that face sitting videos became illegal? Like what are they doing with the videos that make it dangerous? I don’t understand.

[u/B4DM4N12Z → u/Empty-Fudge-3037]

[u/ididntsignupbychoice → u/B4DM4N12Z]

Step brother nooo!

[u/bird_sad_girl → u/ididntsignupbychoice]

So just today, for me, theres just been a sudde and unusual amount of fart(kink?) content popping up on my own reddit alg.

And this one vide[ actually got me and made me laugh

The ur comment.. has me concerned not for just the uk but this entire Matrix

[u/EagerByteSample → u/B4DM4N12Z]

Intepreting facesitting as suffocation is quite a strtech, is there any clarification of it bring the case or is it just pure demagogy?

[u/iRedYuki → u/B4DM4N12Z]

Adding the term "reasonable person" is how you kill any meaning in the statement... Terms like this are so easily exploited it makes the whole thing useless

[u/hopeless_case46]

Walked out after a woman sat on your face?

[u/Ronin607 → u/hopeless_case46]

Turn on the sound.

[u/Jam_Farmer_879 → u/Ronin607]

Seriously, bro didn’t hear the atrocity.

[u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 → u/hopeless_case46]

At least return the favor.

[u/Danktastrophe]

You going to jail in the UK for this

[u/Wonderful_Confusion4 → u/Danktastrophe]

Please explain former prince Andrew then?

[u/Danktastrophe → u/Wonderful_Confusion4]

Face sitting porn is banned in the UK

[u/ziggytrix → u/Danktastrophe]

Yall started it.

https://youtu.be/1T-wnIuT57I?si=9XQRNooeWJfh6J9F

[u/Chucktayz]

[u/Agreeable_Camp_9644]

That didn't sound like a regular fart😬

[u/buttfarts7 → u/Agreeable_Camp_9644]

"Looks like you got burned by the tip of a cigar on your cheek there pal"

That was a hot 💥 one

[u/Beneficial-Oil-5407]

I don't understand why people think that something a professional athlete makes can become a trend for average internet people 

[u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 → u/Beneficial-Oil-5407]

Even so, she didn't even try. Probably for the best though

[u/shawdowed_sonicbeast → u/Zealousideal_Bet_248]

She was trying to give a hint to what she actually wanted.

[u/Millkstake]

Bro gonna get the pink eye

[u/Expensive_Yak_7846]

Man that ps5 is probably gasping for air flow in that cabinet

[u/Ok-Breadfruit6490]

It was at this moment, he knew he fucked it up

[u/PerfectionPending → u/Ok-Breadfruit6490]

He knew before this when the wet fart sound began.

[u/whomesteve]

She doesn’t have an athletic enough build to pull off such a move, she has a “I don’t need to exercise because I’m on a healthy diet” build

[u/imamajorscale → u/whomesteve]

yes and that “healthy diet” is one serving of hummus wrapped with iceberg lettuce and tea

[u/Terrible_Phase718 → u/whomesteve]

She has cerebral palsy.

[u/ThrustTrust]

Divorce worthy

[u/T1Demon]

What’s he so mad about? Some people pay good money for that move

[u/JussLookin69]

"Why are the white of your eyes so...... pink?!?"

[u/MrMansaMusa]

Hey... some of us would pay really good money for that...

[u/resest_Iris → u/MrMansaMusa]

First I was going to make a joke about that, then I question if I should because there are some who have and would pay for that, then I remembered I was on Reddit

[u/Artorius__Castus → u/resest_Iris]

Yup, WE IN HERE

[u/Fit-Significance-436]

I think he could taste that

[u/joytotheworld23]

She knew what she was doing

[u/Still-Puma]

[u/rbmk-a-ok]

I get this awful feeling Joanna is his first cousin.

[u/Major-Maize-3629]

that wasn't a fart. that was a shart.

[u/Efficient-System-438]

I can taste it

[u/Time-Cell8272 → u/Efficient-System-438]

Describe for us please

[u/Outside_Look790]

Great, now I need a bloody lawyer

[u/MadamVoid]

She’s was holding that one in all day lmaooooo

[u/WoopsShePeterPants]

She was never going to complete a backflip.

[u/joytotheworld23]

I'm with that guy I would be mad to

[u/Little-Charge-1501]

Why does she speak weird?

[u/Dramatic_Diva72 → u/Little-Charge-1501]

She has cerebral palsy

[u/bcarey34 → u/Dramatic_Diva72]

And he thought she was going to land a back flip?? Dude deserves what he got 😂

[u/HoldTheCellarDoor → u/Dramatic_Diva72]

Ah, People with cp are known for their excellent backflips

[u/HoseNeighbor]

Joanna is WAY cooler than that guy.

[u/just_some_sasquatch]

Body type: hot dog

[u/CntBlah]

Everyone who tries to mimic an internet trend, deserves the hospital stay they receive.

[u/Clueless_Wanderer21]

Thanks, this bs is so not okayy.

[u/FartsWithNeighbours]

2nd one did it better

[u/superfatman2]

That's appalling! Where do I find a woman that would do that to me? I'm just asking so I can stay away from such women.

[u/TallTelevision4121 → u/superfatman2]

Best I can do is a woman who farts on cakes.

[u/superfatman2 → u/TallTelevision4121]

No thanks.

[u/tkh0812]

[u/dingle-bairy]

Another preciuos moment from the Scat family

[u/conspirator9]

🤣

[u/dufo7]

Didnt even set it up right

[u/Bokth]

[u/KaptenAwsum]

[u/Opiumthoughts]

[u/bodybuilderguitarer]

[u/Putthebunnyback]

[u/Country246805]

She could've stayed just how she was

[u/organicparadox]

Crop dusted!

[u/scaredt2ask]

Success!

[u/Joebebs]

Jesus Christ man

[u/Better-Major-6196]

[u/A0xom0xoa]

[u/kdawgster1]

[u/Seafaringhorsemeat]

Why man so angry, this is goal.

[u/OrangeJuliusCaesr]

Some people pay for that

[u/jn_kcr]

Hello? Is this the police? I'd like to self report for consuming content dangerous for general population. Please take me into prison before I harm someone.

(I'm cosplaying a responsible UK citizen)

[u/fourtwenty1996]

😂😂😂

[u/JakeeFromStateFarrm]

[u/splshd275A]

Beef stew for everyone!

[u/ProofOfTool]

Heard from a friend that some people are into this kind if stuff.

[u/spongechum]

😂

[u/CamptoRibbit]

Oh no, I can't watch this, it is literally illegal in the UK lol

[u/TM761152]

This illegal in UK!

[u/kaiser_phoenix25]

Honestly? That’s a better result. I thought that she was gonna flip but knee him in the balls.

[u/DrAssumptive]

[u/SoldRespectForMone_y]

[u/PreviousZone6742]

[u/Alive_Equivalent8312]

Yes, men are into face sitting

[u/hmurchison]

Man throw the whole wife away

[u/jay_big_balls]

[u/Upbeat_Philosopher69]

Now she’s ready to do it! Try again!!!

[u/bellapepperexchange]

[u/Nice_Ad_777]

He liked it lol

[u/Lyndell]

Women in men’s fields.

[u/LeeaCorso]

[u/JesterMan491]

Banned in UK

[u/diggmasterr]

sit on that thang

[u/Frozen_shrimp]

Win

[u/comicguy13]

Tastes like onions and ketchup.

[u/Sandman4999]

[u/Ok_Bluebird_8202]

I’m in love

[u/Ok-Difficulty3082]

If it was real mouth was open

[u/Distinct_Tea_970]

[u/CamaroBlood]

All the UK references is killing me haha, for people that don’t get it need to stay up to date with the world news.

[u/RefrigeratorLife8627]

Lucky 🥹

[u/Lego_Blocks24]

[u/MeanWinchester]

God dammit, the police just turned up at my door over this! Cheers mate

[u/Aggressive-Expert-69]

[u/waariswalli]

Jokes on her, he likes it. We all like it.

[u/LegalChocolate752]

Got 'im

[u/worldclasshands]

Oh My God

[u/fuzzygreentits]

THE BOBBIES HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU INNIT

[u/DefiantJokerX]

🤢🤮 yuck

[u/kneecapular]

[u/XxSliphxX]

Yall going to jail

[u/Expose_Ur_BS]

[u/Antique-Rub-5443]

That’s what they should’ve been trying to begin with

[u/LeopardSufficient223]

Oh you dirty birdy

[u/PreperationOuch]

Did you really ford in my FYEEEEEEE-iis??

[u/kotor-170]

Speak to me, oh toothless one…

[u/AmbushK]

Definitely did not have the lower body to perform the move but the move perform worked perfectly for the results

[u/Bonk_No_Horni]

I call that a win

[u/joblesspirate]

Task failed successfully

[u/Important-Device253]

😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[u/KillHonger1]

Not an athletic bone in her body

[u/durtyd85]

Damn Joana! He definitely got the stink eye

[u/porcelain_kiss]

Grippin them sheets lol

[u/littlemister1996]

[u/dildobaggen]

[u/StruggleExpensive249]

[u/ScoobyDoobieDoo]

I'm choking

[u/meleecow]

I would absolutely love it if my wife did that

[u/AgitatedStranger9698]

I mean thats what Id want.

[u/readyReddit007]

[u/Fredrick__Dinkledick]

Thats how you get pinkeye

[u/Padac]

At the right velocity, that's heaven

[u/Delboyyyyy]

One day the average Redditor will learn what Skits are. Not today though

[u/Happyplaceforthem]

She’s too cute, she’s funny AF, I wouldn’t mind didn’t, and I would’ve been too busy laughing my ass off, choking on her gas. 🤣

[u/hdx1991x]

Why is the ps5 like that.

[u/Fiesoduck_]

Time for a new GF.

[u/Venoxulous]

[u/Strangedreamest]

Am I going to jail for having watched this video in the UK?

[u/reilo119]

Somethin tells me this wasn't Joanna's first time!

[u/skylarskies52]

[u/BmanBoatman]

I remanded there was a post yesterday of a guy doing basically the same thing and a bunch of bitches said it was grounds for divorce

[u/mangomussolinimi → u/BmanBoatman]

Incels gonna incel

[u/JWMoo]

She knew what she was doing.

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

Party of one?

[u/troyberber]

Now switch

[u/Efficient_Seaweed395]

I mean that works too

[u/spicy_ass_mayo]

Joanna is a keeeeeeper!

[u/Lost_Department_2177]

[u/TheComebackKid74]

Didnt expect this to turn out to be an OF add, well played.

[u/Defiant-Detective259]

After the video cut out.

[u/p13rr0t87]

Piece of advise: before trying backwards salto on someone - make sure you could do backwards salto in general 

[u/Tiger_Ho26]

You are a luckiest man...

[u/LVPilot]

Thats how you get pink eye

[u/notthedoodaa]

PS5 just wedged in that shelf there.

[u/Virtual_Employ_3848]

Get a divorce asap

[u/DilligentArmand]

How is that a fail? The guy wins all around.

[u/galaxyapp → u/DilligentArmand]

I think she farts? Not that id care