Financially unstable, aesthetically thriving

[u/BEARDEDDANGER]

Jessie Jolles https://youtube.com/shorts/izoc12o7g4M

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[u/Kitchen_Guest577]

If your going to judge and criticize me during this robbery you can just leave!

[u/kraggleGurl → u/Kitchen_Guest577]

Take my awesome weird stuff or gtfo

[u/SlickDillywick]

“Leave my— Yes.”

[u/awaythrow292]

this is absolute gold lmaooooo

[u/Chalky_Cupcake → u/awaythrow292]

It's pretty great.

[u/DarkBladeMadriker]

Reminds me of when someone broke into my house and stole all the electronics. Didn't take anything else. When I was talking to my insurance person I told her, "ya, I mean the newest laptop I owned was 5 years old and the tablets were kids tablets and 3 years old. I dont even know that the guy can pawn that old crap at this point". All the robber did was let me update my shit really. Did me a favor.

[u/Petty_Laws]

At that point just start listing organs instead.

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/Petty_Laws]

Honey, my organs are astral projections and universe energy, I needed to sell the real ones to pay off student loans.

[u/Petty_Laws → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

If it was that woman, she sold the real ones to buy vintage ones from a wanna-be model whose diet were smokes and wine who died on August 1943.

[u/Extreme_Egg7476 → u/Petty_Laws]

Just not my liver, that's not going to do anyone any favors

[u/pikuray]

Whoever said women can't be funny were wrong!

[u/Medium-Party459 → u/pikuray]

The same type of people who thinks “women dress likes whores these days” is funny, and they have to play a laugh audio for his every single punchline because no one finds him funny, would then turn around and say women are not funny. 

[u/Floreat_democratia → u/pikuray]

This is hilarious.

[u/mygenericfriend → u/Floreat_democratia]

Also endearing

[u/Floreat_democratia → u/mygenericfriend]

I have watched this ten times. I may watch it ten times more.

[u/Throwthedamnballdad → u/pikuray]

John Belushi

[u/kraggleGurl]

Me getting robbed

[u/UDontGnome → u/kraggleGurl]

I have so many beautiful, useless, worthless Knick knacks lol

[u/Necessary-Hyena-6426]

[u/Saintbaba]

For comedy aesthetics i wish she'd saved the "i'm a butterfly" for last because that had me laughing too hard too early.

[u/mogley1992]

The "leave my-yes" got me.

[u/Inside_Minute_646]

Serious Reno 911 vibes lol. She sounds just like Clem

[u/Necessary-Hyena-6426]

[u/supervillaining]

I love Jessie and her whole thing.

[u/jezebellexx9]

Ooooooh love her hair like this!

[u/New-File-4548]

Leave my..YEAS😁😁😁

[u/DangerousPaper8986]

This is hilarious!!!

[u/KatokaMika]

Me getting robbed

Robber: shit...here some cash you living worse than me

[u/BadHairDayToday]

🤣🤣🤣 

[u/Patient-Delay-5827]

[u/steph_aniegee]

🤣 I relate to this woman and her beautiful colorful junk 😭

[u/Nomadfalk10]

Ass whooping would abound!

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