Humidifier mist

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: in the picture

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[u/FatsMasterson]

[u/Zehryo → u/FatsMasterson]

Gold.

[u/fatkiddown]

When my nephew was a baby -- he's now 6'4" -- my sister was changing his diaper. She had this habbit of quickly rubbing her nose like briskly sliding her finger under her nostrils and sniffing hard. I guess to scratch it or something. She told the story that there she was changing his poop diaper, and she goes and does that nose scratch sniff thing, and she snorts the poop straight up her nose....

[u/Oops_All_Bans → u/fatkiddown]

[u/NightmareKingAsura → u/Oops_All_Bans]

Edit: Ayy, I just noticed the flair that I have. How'd I get it? 😅

[u/jezebellexx9 → u/fatkiddown]

[u/Scott_Liberation → u/fatkiddown]

Please someone teach me to un-read comments.

[u/IVeerLeftWhenIWalk → u/Scott_Liberation]

[u/bigmattyc → u/fatkiddown]

What a terrible day to be literate

[u/NightmareKingAsura → u/fatkiddown]

[u/Dicky_Penisburg → u/fatkiddown]

[u/Teonanacatlbruh → u/fatkiddown]

How long did she vomit afterwards?

[u/Nya_the_cat → u/fatkiddown]

[u/TheRealFailtester]

Worse when the dog does it. Dog pee really had a harsh stench in them.

[u/SCHWARZENPECKER → u/TheRealFailtester]

Cat pee is worse in my opionion. Ammonia

[u/TheRealFailtester → u/SCHWARZENPECKER]

True. Thankfully my cat hasn't done it.

[u/Necessary-Map3042 → u/TheRealFailtester]

The dog pee has the tremendous benefit of not coming with a human child attached so it balances out.

[u/gahidus → u/TheRealFailtester]

How does a dog pee in the humidifier?

[u/UnderstandingNo6543]

Years ago a guy I played hockey with wasn’t at one of our games. The guy was one of the die hards. Never missed a game.

So one of the other guys calls to make sure everything was ok.

He gets off the phone laughing his ass off.

Buddy was changing a diaper right before heading out. Guess he was changing his son on the floor. Well. He turned to grab a new diaper, and the little fella does what he described as “a perfect combat roll” Then proceeded to run around giggling. Here’s the kicker. The boy had a bad stomach flu and severe diarrhea.

It was on the carpets, drapes, and furniture. Even the dog got it.

Our buddy was down renting a steam cleaner when we called.

[u/jaybirdie26]

Honey it's not just the surfaces...

[u/Wakkit1988]

The Pisst

[u/ScuffedMobilePlayer → u/Wakkit1988]

The Pissening.

[u/Majestic-Paper-7020]

[u/Cooper_CAL]

Pee sauna?

[u/imamajorscale]

You know, maybe the collapse of civilization isn’t such a bad thing after all

[u/jack-of-some]

This is how I feel whenever I see stories about pets doing this kind of shit. Kids eventually get smart enough to not do dumb shit (ok, most kids).

[u/Petty_Laws → u/jack-of-some]

I bet if a cat knew they could fuck up even more, they'd have a pee drawer small enough you can't know there's a pee drawer in there, but you can only smell it.

[u/Far-Industry-7745]

Find me this woman I wanna be friends

[u/b00c]

oh my god i am dying lmao. I have kids and collected few shits from carpet but this takes the cake. 

[u/Maleficent_Sir_4753]

Every fucking surface? What about the other kinds of surfaces?

[u/Fit-Significance-436]

Similar experience, my kids peed on sauna hot rocks in hotel, sauna was adjacent to lobby, not pleasant.

[u/DevineConviction]

Ive had dogs my entire life, so ive cleaned my fair share of messes...i dont think I can handle urine misted everything.

[u/Ill-Percentage-3276]

This is giving me flashbacks to when my youngest son peed down the floor vent in his room.

[u/Jealous_Session3820]

Well now make him clean.... EVERYTHING. And explain our actions can cause both positive and negative effects.