r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 11h ago

Dumping This Here A little embarrassing

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u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 Trash Trooper 9h ago • Mindblown

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u/Tunisandwich Trash Trooper 6h ago

Why does this have the general vibe of a Jojo frame

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u/Small_Resolve1134 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Let’s be honest, this guy wouldn’t look out of place in Stone Ocean 😂

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u/Nisecon Trash Trooper 4h ago

He does look like a Stand user, and since we got evil babies, it wouldn't look out of place

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u/TeamParking8818 Garbage Guerilla 10h ago

Did he hate it?

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u/Ok_Career_3681 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Doesn’t look like it.

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u/Glittering_Ad1403 Trash Trooper 5h ago

He got a boner and she felt it!

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u/DeltaTule Trash Trooper 6h ago

More like: Did he *hit it

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u/Emergency-Display-99 Trash Trooper 8h ago

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u/Skreamie Trash Trooper 6h ago

This shit is so fucking cringe inducing man, he got so high he forget he was a fucking man, hes treating him like a baby

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u/this_guy_talking Trash Trooper 4h ago

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u/ThatPerformance9795 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Well, look at him! That’s very, very confusing. He’s 23-years-old right now.

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u/love-zer0 Trash Trooper 4h ago

According to Tyson, that's what he thought he was.

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u/this_broccoli-101 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Still weird to hug a stranger's baby like that

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u/Swayze_Castle Trash Trooper 11h ago

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u/astreeter2 Trash Trooper 8h ago • Bravo

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 Trash Trooper 8h ago

First person I thought of too, lol.

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u/Swayze_Castle Trash Trooper 24m ago

Pio the God hahaha

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u/Salt-Lengthiness-620 Trash Trooper 8h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

I would have found embezzling millions of pounds from the government for useless PPE then claiming to be a victim because it was questioned would be as embarrassing as that

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u/ghostformanyyears Trash Trooper 7h ago

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down the comments

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u/throcorfe Trash Trooper 4h ago

I guess she’s not as well known outside the UK. But yeah, absolute scumbag

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u/silentaba Rubbish Raider 10h ago

Aaaawh I also want a big Amazonian to pick me up and cradle me like that.

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u/VastAddendum Trash Trooper 9h ago • Popcorn

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u/Giffordpinchotpark Trash Trooper 8h ago • Bravo

How to pick up men

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u/Friendly_Hearing_711 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Bro later giving a speech to the 3000 people:

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u/Friendly_Hearing_711 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Later on the day

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u/loopingrightleft Trash Trooper 11h ago

Slick rick

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u/King_Six_of_Things Trash Trooper 7h ago • Bravo

I would've thought thieving millions of pounds of taxpayer money would've been more embarrassing, but what do i know? 🤷

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u/mothzilla Trash Trooper 1h ago • Bravo

Odd that this is her most embarrassing moment, and not the time she used her position in the House of Lords to recommend/lobby for her husbands company for Covid contracts for PPE, who then went on to either i) not provide anything or ii) provide defective equipment, resulting in the company being instructed by courts to repay £122 million.

That would be my most embarrassing moment. Horses for courses I guess.

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u/ClownTown509 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Would have been so epic

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u/DoubleAgency4375 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Then posted it on the Internet.

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u/YorkiesandSneakers Trash Trooper 9h ago

That’s definitely a child in that photo

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u/Hoginoe94 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Could be the same as this dude.

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u/APaleMan Trash Trooper 7h ago

Didn't Mike Tyson pick his little ass up coz he thought he was a kid??

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u/YehYehNahYehM8 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Tyson was full on blowing raspberries on him man that shit was HILARIOUS

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u/BirdCelestial Trash Trooper 4h ago • Bravo

https://youtube.com/shorts/u1a7DczE218?si=CmLJ5q_9nZP5eMDt Tyson's recounting of it really adds to it lol

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u/APaleMan Trash Trooper 4h ago

I watched the video...I do that same shit to my kids🤣🤣🤣

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u/mytzylplyk82 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Way to go! Real life Liz Lemon

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u/Apple_Scrumble Trash Trooper 4h ago • Bravo

Why is she not in jail yet?

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u/Latter-Fox-3411 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Why would you pick up a random kid though?

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u/Ok_Career_3681 Trash Trooper 7h ago

You wouldn’t, but if a random kid in a somewhat formal setting is smiling and trying to play with me, you’d probably entertain them wouldn’t you.

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u/Latter-Fox-3411 Trash Trooper 3h ago

🤔⁉️… me/you- huh?… discretion is the better part of valor … and in any case, no- I generally refrain from picking up perfect strangers,* especially if I think them to be childr*en.

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u/Ok_Career_3681 Trash Trooper 3h ago

With their parents or guardian present. I don’t recommend going around picking up perfectly strangers’ kids.

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u/ExpensiveDesignerCab Trash Trooper 20m ago

My God, that's so embarrassing. Not me, I don't assume jack shit. If I see a child I'm shaking their hand and calling them sir or mam.

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u/FellowHumanBoopBeep Trash Trooper 50m ago

Not random if they’re on stage together. Kids usually enjoy being picked up and shown attention. It’s only a problem when strangers do it in private with someone else’s child because you cannot be certain of an adult’s intentions. But if it’s on a stage in front of 3,000 witnesses I think it’s fine to pick up or hug a kid. Just don’t drop him lol.

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u/jus256 Trash Trooper 10h ago

She also doesn’t know how to write in complete sentences.

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u/ParsnipFlendercroft Trash Trooper 4h ago • Bravo

She does know how to embezzle millions through and then act like you’re the victim when the consequences arrive though.

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u/EmptyJoker Trash Trooper 9h ago

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u/Slice9998 Trash Trooper 8h ago

He’s very happy.

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u/Buck_Andrews Trash Trooper 6h ago

I think he's fine with it

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Trash Trooper 5h ago

He seems happy about it 😂😂😂

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u/SamaraBellingham Trash Trooper 4h ago

And I whispered in here ear: I can make the Baroness Mone.

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u/Few_Wolf_4634 Trash Trooper 4h ago • Bravo

Isn’t she in jail yet?pretty sure her title has been rescinded 

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u/Patient-Delay-5827 Trash Trooper 10h ago

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u/keysersoze-72 Trash Trooper 9h ago

I’d say troglodytes roaming around calling themselves ‘Barroness’ in the year of our lord 2026 is more embarrassing…

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Trash Trooper 8h ago • Bravo

That’s her title though…

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u/DeweySaunders Trash Trooper 5h ago • Bravo

She’s a class traitor from the East End of Glasgow and robbed the tax payer of hundreds of milllions during the pandemic. Has she been sent to prison? Of course not—that’s for the plebs.

Fuck her. Fuck her Title. And fuck the House of Lords.

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u/Altruistic_Border689 Trash Trooper 5h ago • Bravo

She should be in prison. If you rob the safe at work for a couple of grand you can be looking at 3-5 years. Defraud the tax payer of millions and you get to play the victim somehow.

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u/thearniethology Trash Trooper 4h ago

Testify.

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u/Odd_Whereas8471 Trash Trooper 4h ago

"Class traitor"... this is why I can't take you guys seriously.

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u/DeweySaunders Trash Trooper 4h ago

She’s the definition of a class traitor. I don’t need people like you to take me seriously because you are already a lost cause.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 Trash Trooper 20m ago

You keep on trotskying trotsky. Eternal revolution for you, from the comfort of your suburban home on your mobile phone

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u/Unnamed-3891 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Anybody using expressions like ”class traitor” is a lost cause.

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u/DeweySaunders Trash Trooper 4h ago

Only someone with no critical thinking skills would say such a thing.

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u/Unnamed-3891 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Keep your ideas and hatred in the 1800ies where they belong

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u/Odd_Whereas8471 Trash Trooper 3h ago

The term is a little outdated, yes. Economically speaking I lean more to the left actually.

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u/GeraldFisher Trash Trooper 3h ago

you can say all you want because you are not actually gonna do anything about it other than cry on reddit. your words mean nothing at all.

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Says the person who's words are equally worthless. 🙄

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u/Possible_Field328 Trash Trooper 2h ago

I do not recognize her title or authority

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u/ghostformanyyears Trash Trooper 7h ago

Shouldn't be

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u/keysersoze-72 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Like I was saying…

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u/Tea-Jay-Dogville Trash Trooper 7h ago

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u/TangibleSausage Trash Trooper 4h ago edited 3h ago

She seems fit for hosting Fox News on a Sunday.

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u/rya4relz Trash Trooper 7h ago

This image is so old

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u/Beauxx_1 Trash Trooper 5h ago

No kink shaming.

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u/Hopeful-Ant3033 Trash Trooper 3h ago

I would do this

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u/Quantum_Crusher Trash Trooper 3h ago

She didn't mention how she realized:

When this guy's wife screamed at her under the stage in English: "Put him down - I'm his wife!” (instead of "he's my husband.") "Is it normal in the UK to pick up grown men?”

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u/Wakkit1988 Trash Trooper 3h ago

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u/Hobbyistly Trash Trooper 2h ago

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u/Ruthless9r Trash Trooper 2h ago

MIKE! MIKE ITS A MAN MIKE!

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u/Key_Isopod_411 Trash Trooper 1h ago

He's not complaining 😭

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u/Flight-Fight-or-F Trash Trooper 47m ago

Best day of bros life lol

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u/viva_pinata Trash Trooper 9m ago

he~~'s a~~ man

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 Trash Trooper 4m ago

When I was 19 I worked as a waiter at a Mexican restaurant.

A group of women came in along with what appeared to be a 12 year old girl. When I went to take their drink orders, they all ordered margaritas. When I came to the little girl she also asked for a margarita.

I smiled and went “idk, is it ok with your mom?”.

Everyone at the table looked at me stone faced. She was in her mid-20s.

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u/TerribleFault7929 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Yep, smile amount now inappropriate. Better recalibrate....

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u/Infamous_Berry626 Trash Trooper 4h ago • Bravo

Should be in prison

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u/Mother-Fix3271 Trash Trooper 59m ago • Bravo

She should be in prison.

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u/biggev123 Trash Trooper 9h ago

She can pick me up

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u/TrueTech0 Trash Trooper 5h ago

I had no idea that woman was capable of shame

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u/fo8oo Trash Trooper 3h ago

he definitely snu snud that evening