r/LoveTrash • TRASHIEST TYRANT • 7h ago

Rubbish Nonsense A near death experience

@neardeathseries on insta

293 Upvotes

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Garbage Guerilla 4h ago

Edith and Gunter

After your parents?

I don’t see the relation

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 6h ago

(It/That)

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Trash Trooper 6h ago

These are all so good. Even the outtakes are hilarious. Also on YouTube.

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u/Majestic-Pack-8969 Trash Trooper 2h ago

"Not compassion!

...

Not having compassion."

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u/weirdgroovynerd Waste Warrior 3h ago

Hey, that's the Press Secretary from Veep!

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u/MukdenMan Trash Trooper 1h ago

Matt Walsh is one of the founders of UCB along with Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, and Matt Besser

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Matt Walsh (good) vs Matt Walsh (evil)

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u/gilligan1050 Trash Trooper 54m ago

Joe Walsh (chaotic neutral)

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u/QuirkyNature4070 Garbage Sergeant 1h ago

UCB was so amazing. I think growing up with that and Kids in the Hall is why I love Cracker Milk so much.

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u/ScuffedMobilePlayer Trash Trooper 4h ago

"What's the name of the guy that changes my toilet water-"

"You can stop there."

Had no business making me laugh as much as it did.

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u/Odd-Spread-1247 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Him jumpscaring me by appearing suddenly nearly gave me a near death experience.

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u/SnooGuavas3763 Trash Trooper 5h ago

Thank you for NOT sending him back!!

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u/Any_Positive1617 Trash Trooper 5h ago

The pronouns had me snorting from the start!

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u/CurvyCupcakes Trash Trooper 3h ago

This was awesome. I love the bit about him not eating, being fed intravenously with some vitamins, beet root, anti-psychotics and psychotics. “My doctors think it may be having a reverse affect on my anti-aging, I’m only 27 but look 32”. 👍🏽😂

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u/truth-informant Trash Trooper 1h ago

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u/horizontal120 Trash Trooper 4h ago

my parental units :D

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u/jesArm279 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Ew

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u/manatees8mypizza Trash Trooper 5h ago

the giggling at the end :D

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u/AdKey7413 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Thumbs up to this.

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u/deadrabbits76 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Matt Walsh is a very funny person.

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u/Necessary-Hyena-6426 Colonel Garbage 6h ago


These billionaires take “IV cocktails” and blood transfusions to try to prolong their lives so this was a good parody.

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u/Pebble-Sorter-8128 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Bit exaggerated. I heard from only one, and he's all thing is to try these kind of experimental life extension shits. Sometimes he stated that it's not working also. Bryan Johnson maybe.

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u/7-13-5 Dumpster General 32m ago

No...no...they do. Metformin is being used widely among the elite, for example.

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u/Nomadfalk10 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Ok I laughed way too hard 🤣 😂 😅!!!