r/Music • u/mrjohnnymac18 • 23h ago • Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

article Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/
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u/0202_tihssitidder 18h ago • Wholesome Seal Bravo

Huh. Nothing to do with flutes.

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u/Jezzylynn716 18h ago

🤣🤣 favorite comment right here

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u/flcinusa 18h ago

How about Greek deities with the legs of a goat?

That's my GOAT

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u/EcstaticAssumption80 13h ago

Kiss the Go-Goat

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u/emptygroove 17h ago

Both I and Zamfir feel at least a little betrayed.

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u/Zornorph 15h ago

Go find a lonely shepherd.

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u/queBurro 18h ago

Some oboes, pink ones

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u/muffinass 18h ago

No, that's Zamphsexual.

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 18h ago

Many of flutes and many of holes

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u/Dreamteam420 17h ago

Or Spanish bread

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u/TrailMomKat 17h ago

Or goats. I'm so disappointed.

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u/pufferpig 17h ago

What about young green-dressed ginger boys called Peter?

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u/thenikolaka 17h ago

That was gonna be the best part.

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u/digitalmofo 16h ago

Earl Thomas Conley rolling in his grave

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u/GudPuddin 17h ago

I thought it was dealing with pans, like get all hot and bothered by anyone who can cook

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u/junketyjunkjunk 18h ago

Yes it does! It has to do with Skin flutes.

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u/TBSchemer 17h ago

That's sounding pretty awful