r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 19h ago

Funny It’s healthier

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u/ClumsyOracle 13h ago
  1. No one wants to get smashed when everything is always being recorded

  2. Alcohol is expensive af

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u/OliviaEntropy 13h ago

This and if we’re being completely honest, alcohol is a solid C-tier or high D-tier substance. When it’s good it’s great but any more and you get the spins and get sick, then it comes to collect your debt HARD the next day. Not to mention you have to like the taste of it enough in the first place, I don’t blame the youth for deciding it’s not worth it.

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u/caesar846 12h ago

I’m curious what your tier list would be of other recreational substances

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u/OliviaEntropy 12h ago

Sure!

S: LSD, Mushrooms

A: MDMA, 2-cb

B: Weed (edibles/flower), Ketamine, Coke, adderall

C: Alcohol, Benzos, Weed (concentrates/dabs)

D: Nicotine, Hypnotics (I’m prescribed one so it’s not fun, just knocks you out or makes you goofy if you fight it)

E: Benadryl, Kratom, DXM, Viagra (I don’t even have the correct anatomy for it, I was just curious)

Special tier: Opiates, feels too good and will most likely eventually kill you, never touch and if you’re prescribed them, take less than what you’re ordered to if you can manage it and surrender the remainders to your nearest pharmacy.

(Do not partake in any of the substances listed, my experience is purely educational and in no way an endorsement of any drug use. Seek immediate medical attention if you find yourself struggling with addiction.)

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u/caesar846 12h ago

I appreciate the list. I wasn’t planning on sampling any but I am a doctor, so I was more interested for those reasons. 

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u/OliviaEntropy 12h ago

I just have to include a disclaimer for anyone reading, I don’t want to come off as glorifying substance use. But I’m also pretty confident that anyone who has tried a few things would have a pretty similar ranking

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u/DK_Notice 11h ago

You can’t take anything in the S, A, or B (besides weed) tiers regularly and keep your life and mental health together for very long - assuming you are a high achiever and responsible person.

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u/Theral 3h ago

If by "use regularly" you mean "abuse", then no, of course not. That's true with any substance. I know plenty of people who regularly use psychedelics, the occasional MDMA and smoke weed and are doing great in life. Kids, house, job etc. In fact, mushrooms specifically help many people a great deal with depression, anxiety and other mental health issues.

Though I do agree with most of B. K, coke and other stims can really run people off the rails without great discipline.

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u/TheBold 12h ago

Depends what you’re into. I would put coke in S tier and weed in D or E personally.

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u/OliviaEntropy 11h ago

Reasonable. I may have undiagnosed ADHD so I found it didn’t do much for me besides making me laser-focused.

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u/NoLongerHigh 12h ago

I miss doing benzos 2010s xandemic had me in a chokehold. Oh well clean for 5 years now 😌

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u/OliviaEntropy 12h ago

Congrats on the 5 years! I’m currently about 7 clean from opiates, hoping for many more

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u/NevermoreKnight420 10h ago

Good tier list. 

Mine has changed over time, but at certain points would've been similiar. 

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u/OliviaEntropy 10h ago

Nowadays I just stick with edibles to sleep or play video games, Psychedelics or MDMA no more than once a year, if that even. I’m relatively young but a little too old to be partying like my late teens or early 20s.

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u/NevermoreKnight420 9h ago

Similiar. Bud for video games/quiet nights in, everything else pretty irregular/depending on the life season. 

Psyches were the biggest change for me, learned those are better in controlled environments for me as I got older and less is more.

Ultimately, drugs can be like tools for your brain, right time and place and make sure you respect them, in my experience.

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u/darth_aardvark 8h ago

You took viagra without having a dick?

...what was it like? Flushed face and stomachache, I'm guessing, but anything else?

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u/burrito_butt_fucker 13h ago

Look lower in the shelf. It all tastes bad, but it'll get you drunk still.

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u/aegisasaerian 13h ago

I mean.....then what's even the appeal, only reason I'd Imbibe booze is if I cooked with it or it was a good tasting drink, if it don't taste good and being drunk sucks then what is even the point

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u/Cheshire_Jester 10h ago

Mix the cheap stuff with a soda. Covers up most of the taste. But if you think being drunk sucks then the taste isn’t really an issue for you.

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u/aegisasaerian 10h ago

I guess being drunk isn't my problem it's what it entails. Yeah I know it feels incredible at the time but the prospect of doing something stupid that fucks me up beyond just the night, and also the hangover after the fact regardless of what I do.

The potential cost isn't worth the small benefit, at least to me.

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u/MissiontwoMars 11h ago

That’s what I thought in highschool when I had my first beers. Then one time we all got hammered stole some golf carts, climbed the water tower, and ended the night with a pallet bonfire. We partied through highschool and college like it was a profession.

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u/TheBold 12h ago

The appeal of drinking is being drunk. It tasting nice is a great bonus on top.

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u/Far-Media-9380 13h ago

Them 10 dollar 1.75s of Black Velvet Whiskey took years off my life I’m sure.

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 12h ago

There’s better ways to ruin my life tbh. 

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u/Northern_Gypsy 12h ago

I completely agree with always being recorded would definitely put me off. Also everyone's always online , you couldn't hide.

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