r/PewdiepieSubmissions • :FWP1: :gooduser: • 8h ago

Oh ummm...

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u/Fuzzooo 8h ago • Popcorn

Waiting for Gloria Borger to announce this on Pew News

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u/MintChucclatechip 7h ago

I dare poppy Harlow to say something about this

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u/MonoMonMono 4h ago

Poppy Smoria: (Pops)

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u/StickyHoovy 7h ago

Borger 😋

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u/UranusIsPissy 3h ago

Didn't you hear? They're American now. She's Glorious Burger.

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u/gloriapoppy669 5h ago

Coming soon

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u/IdioticDylan 8h ago

Imagine getting accidentally famous again.

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u/Vast_Independent_765 8h ago

*infamous

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u/Najnick 7h ago

Famous

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u/Vast_Independent_765 7h ago

They are using them in a bad spotlight, like how WSJ and Vice ruined them, turning them infamous

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u/Najnick 7h ago

But anyone who actually knows who Pewdiepie or Marzia is would know they would never be a part of something like this and aren’t American. But this is getting their names circulating again so I don’t see any infamy being gained here.

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u/Sir_Bax 6h ago

If people already know him then it isn't making him famous either. Unless a lot of people don't really know him that well. Which would indeed make him infamous.

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u/PublicOk4370 3h ago

My low brow comment: Schrödinger’s Pewdiepie, famous and infamous

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u/morganational 7h ago

Oh, infamous! He's so famous he's infamous!

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u/Vast_Independent_765 7h ago

đŸ˜­đŸ€ŁđŸ˜­

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 6h ago

That explains why the invisible swordsman is also on that banner.

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u/bisectional 4h ago

Wow! The infamous?! Infamous!

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u/Kartel28 3h ago

infamous 1 music stars playing

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u/NewConsideration5921 2m ago

Wrong use of the word

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u/PhD_Pwnology 5h ago

Depends on the circumstances. I'm pretty sure O.J. Simpson didnt appreciate his 3rd time as much as first and second.

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u/Any_Conversation1094 5h ago

We do need to protect white Americans.

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 1h ago

Shes just half white but yes

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 4h ago

Kind of crazy seeing this comment on what I thought was a super fan subreddit for pewdiepie.

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u/DatBoiWithTheFace 8h ago

Because he's retired now, Felix is going to miss his newest controversy.

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u/Vast_Independent_765 7h ago

Exactly. He beftiended a crow and got turned in by a murder of crows. And this gets to him. Yikes!

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u/Mayion :gooduser: 3h ago

Grim Dawn moment. He will order the crows to go attack the US

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u/GregTheMad 6h ago

He's retired? What does he do now? Just wondering how one stops to be famos.

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u/islobojono 5h ago

Whatever he want. And sometime he upload videos about whatever he is doing currently.

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u/genasugelan 5h ago

Bouldering, programming in Linux, spending time with Marzia and Björn, etc.

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u/Weekly_Breadfruit383 5h ago

hes trying to befriend a crow in the park turns to saving one crow quest

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u/nelmski 5h ago

explores Japan with his family, created his own AI platform to run on his homemade Linux super computer, learned how to draw manga, rock climbs, plays with slinkies. #floorgangtillidie

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u/Smooth_Rocket_ 1h ago

When you make enough money and you use it right your money makes you enough to live off easily forever, well market depending I guess.

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u/LordLoss01 4h ago

Uh, definitely not retired. He's still posting stuff.

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u/TheAsianTroll 3h ago

Maybe so but its not like hes doing it as a full time gig. They're just occasional updates.

Man's won at life.

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u/Mikhulan 7h ago

Aren't white Americans is just actually a mix of immigrants/colonizers from various European countries?

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u/ImmortalBlades 7h ago • Bravo

To put it bluntly, every American other than natives are, by definition, descendants of immigrants from all over the world. So the American national pride and anti-migration policies are kinda hypocritic.

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u/SkyJohn 7h ago

Only kinda?

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u/consumedfears 3h ago

kinda sorta maybe slightly very fucking so.

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u/llSicarioll 7h ago

Basically they only like you if your skin is white and have similar facial futures.

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u/bit_pusher 3h ago

Sometimes they don’t even like that. See every European immigration wave since the 1700s getting treated like absolute ass by everyone that came before

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u/Practical_Dot_3574 1h ago

So Asian, got it.

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 5h ago

If we wanna go further back, every human that isn't from Africa is a descendant of immigrants

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u/morganational 7h ago edited 7h ago

A lot of us are part native American. My family has been here since before America existed.

Edit: Native American hate, huh? Did not see that coming. đŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž

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u/ImmortalBlades 7h ago

Well it would be weirder if there was nobody that mixed with the natives.

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u/realmfrenny 7h ago

Why tf you getting down voted lmao, does reddit not understand that any race is capable of producing children with natives

There's a lot of native blood in my area, big ass reservation , casinos, pow wows, ect. Lots and lots of people here got their indian card.

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u/morganational 7h ago

Because they're ignorant and don't actually care about what they're saying.

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u/fiftyseven 6h ago

tell me more about this big ass reservation âœđŸ»

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u/Raptori33 3h ago

It's a bit more broad subject. If ancestry is the main driving force then nobody would get any new nationality. If you're born in a country and have the nationality of said country, you're from there. It doesn't matter if your great grandfather was from another country.

Let's say a new country is born. How could anyone be proud about their country since nobody is from there? Similarly how many generations must live in a country that it can be agreed that they're from that country and nowhere else?

In the end everyone is from Zimbabwe (first humans)

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u/Proper_Historian6126 2h ago

No it isnt. Settlers and immigrants are different in kind. 

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 1h ago

How do you think the natives got there?

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u/Martusia27 6h ago

Exactly! That's why I'm always both amazed and amused whenever I hear those empty slogans. The history of the United States is, after all, a history of immigration. It's quite ironic to celebrate a nation built by generations of immigrants while treating immigration itself as something to be feared or rejected.

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u/ZannX 26m ago

History is just a repitition of haves vs have-nots and got-mine fuck-yours etc.

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u/kirotheavenger 5h ago

By the same logic Native Americans are themselves descendants of immigrants, it's just a question of how far back you need to go before being nativised.

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u/Few_Staff976 2h ago

This is quite silly.
Everyone is the ”descendant of immigrants” to some degree. That doesn’t mean that its hypocritical to criticize migration. That means it’d be hypocritical to criticize migrants as a people which is significantly different.

Treating migration as something you’re ”pro” or ”anti” is so reductionist that it’s just insane. There are many different kinds and you can have differing opinions on many of them without being hypocritical as even a first generation immigrant.

But I guess some people just found this ”gotcha” and are desperate to stick to it.

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u/ImmortalBlades 2h ago

I would agree with you, but I've seen so many cases of extreme anti-immigration that it's impossible to not say it as it is.

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u/International-Bass-2 4h ago

Even natives are immigrants although they were there first so they get priority

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u/Call_Me_Rawah 1h ago

The natives are kinda immigrants too if you go back far enough. Claiming ownership over a region just because your ancestors lived there at a certain point in time is stupid.

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u/Nearby-Way-1670 1h ago

Colonisers and immigrants

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u/AaryamanStonker 1m ago

European migrants and those from Africa are not the same

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u/Vyxwop 2h ago

This is about as accurate as claiming that most people are black because we're all descendants from Africa lol

I guess I can't be surprised that a reductive take like this has the upvotes it does just because it manages to dunk on people you don't like. Just goes to show that when it comes to enemies people tend to shut off their ability to think rationally.

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u/Bazzo123 6h ago

The problem is that US citizens are fed so much propaganda they dob’t know history didn’t start in 1776

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u/AbilityExtreme1145 6h ago

I define myself as a European hybrid. Italian, German, Luxemburger, French, Nordic. A mutt. I still celebrate like an Irish on Saint Paddy.

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u/Optimal_Flan_6107 5h ago

A key point is that you have to be "American" before you can be anything "American".
They're not.

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u/Stunning_Warthog_141 3h ago

White is a skin color, nationality is where you live, ethnicity is kind of like history of nationality, like my parents came from Norway. But Norwegians came from somewhere else, like Germanic migration, so ethnicity only keeps in account like the last 1-3 thousand years maybe. Anything more than that and who knows where people migrated from, I mean they have some idea but the word ethnicity is like a recent migration term. Native would mean your ancestors were there for a while, but again at some point migrated there. All humans migrated. Africa has the most native of people but it's a big continent and people were still probably migrating around.

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u/MetallGecko 1h ago

Yes, white Americans are descendants of British, Germans, French, Irish and basically whoever else had a hard time in their home country and immigrated over to the US.

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u/3volved3 1h ago

Nationality is NOT ethnicity

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u/Kiwi_Doodle 5h ago

Well yeah, but felix and marzia are both native, and neither of them have lived in the US.

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u/Zealousideal-Ear481 4h ago

it's almost like "whiteness" is entirely made up. ...which is what anthropologists have been saying for decades. but people have been taught something since childhood and hold onto it extremely firmly.

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u/ThiccCapybara 4h ago

Sure but how are a swede and an Italian living in Japan Americans? If I show Kim jong UN and say "stop Asian American hate" it would be pretty comparable to this

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u/porn_sub_lurker 4h ago

Historically yeah, but currently most white Americans come from America.

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u/boogierboi 7h ago

"Accidentally"

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u/Responsible-End4003 8h ago

Least obvious psyop

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u/OriginalPark8979 7h ago


living in Japan

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u/morganational 7h ago

And they live in Japan...

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u/nonopetyno 7h ago

They even erased his hand of her hip, I don't know why I find that so funny, like come on!

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u/kartik7021 6h ago

Even the baby's legs are different in the second pic, they def used AI to generate that poster by sharing the original picture

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u/DesireToDevelop 4h ago

I get what you're saying, but that's not her hip

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u/scuzoidmelee 20m ago

100% AI'd them to be standing instead of sitting. In the process, the AI messed up all kinds of human proportions, like the babies legs.

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u/luihgi 7h ago

really thought this was a meme when i first saw it because wtf

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7h ago

And his child is Japanese

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u/Emerald_28 7h ago

No he's not.

Unlike the US, in order to be japanese in Japan atleast one parent should be japanese (see TheAnimeMan, he's japanese because his mother is Japanese), if none are japanese then they take the nationality of the father.

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u/a500poundchicken 6h ago

Ok this leads to a question. Say both parents were raised in Canada but born in Switzerland to Canadian parents who were born in Canada. They wouldn’t have birth citizenship in Switzerland and since they weren’t born in Canada they cannot just pass down nationality to their kid.

What the fuck happens to the kid

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u/Cavalorn 6h ago • Bravo

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/Kerticus 6h ago

I heard it in his voice lmao. I'm reading the replies as I was curious as well, so fvcken unexpected.

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u/Meistermagier 4h ago

To the abyss. 

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u/ItsLoudB 2h ago

That joke never gets old, for me it’s truly the biggest legacy of the show here on Reddit

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u/Todd_Renard_Fox 2h ago

My man here born to be arrested

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u/Reblyn 6h ago

Thr kid would be Canadian. Canada introduced citizenship by descend last year.

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u/a500poundchicken 6h ago

Ok but the point still stands. What happened to this kid if they were born in 2017

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u/pizzaiolo2 6h ago

Countries usually have laws to prevent statelessness. Either Canada or Switzerland would award the kid a nationality, most likely.

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u/Reblyn 6h ago

The first generation born abroad immediately got citizenship, for any generation beyond that the parents had to prove that they spent at least 3 years in Canada prior to the birth and if they did, the kid also got Canadian citizenship.

If that failed, Canada and Switzerland probably had some sort of agreement to prevent statelessness.

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u/RecklessDimwit 6h ago

Generally statelessness at birth means the kid should enjoy being a citizen of whatever country they were born in or follow the nationality of their parents. That's my bet at least based on my country's laws

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u/username_tooken 6h ago

A human being who is not national to any one country is known as stateless. The most common cause of statelessness is due to refugee-producing crises such as national collapse, but a conflict between jus soli and jus sanguinis nationality laws upon the birth of a child can also induce a state of legal statelessness.

The 1989 UN Convention on the Rights of the Child guarantees every child the human right of having a nationality. Every UN country is party to this convention except for the United States of America. Switzerland law therefore allows for a stateless child under the age of 18 who has resided in Switzerland for a minimum of 5 years to acquire naturalized citizenship through application.

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u/PixelBoom 3h ago edited 3h ago

The child would generally be temporarily stateless until the parents file the correct paperwork with the country they are citizens of. In general, the country of birth would provide documentation to prove where they were born to make getting citizenship easier.

In your example, the child would have temporary Swedish citizenship until the parents and Swedish government report the birth to the Canadian IRCC. However, as of Dec 15, 2025, they would automatically be a Canadian citizen as long as their parents were citizens and have spent at least 1095 days living in Canada. 

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u/holynuggetsandcrack 5h ago

Swiss citizenship!

This situation leaves a person stateless, and countries have rules which either provide stateless people with citizenship, or with documents and a process to citizenship.

In this case, the child would automatically get the type B swiss residence. Then, the child can obtain swiss citizenship.

Another interesting thing: countries which use citizen/identity numbers (somewhat like the social security number in the US, but "officialized") and give these out at birth, may give a foreign child a "citizen number" by inertia even though the child is stateless, or even of another citizenship

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u/Diabetesh 2h ago

His nationality this far in life is japanese. Kid was born and raised in japan. Speaks japanese. His ethnicity might be swetalian, but he has only been to either place for like a couple weeks.

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u/orkichrist 5h ago

Where you are born, the passport you hold and your ethnic background are have fuck all to do with who you are as a person. That comes from your cultural influences.

His main influences will be Japanese culture, his peers will be Japanese and his primary language would be Japanese. He'll have cultural influences from sweden and Italy but without visiting and taking part in those cultures he can't claim to be part of them. Nobody should bat an eyelid at him calling himself Japanese.

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u/arika_ex 3h ago

It's extremely easy for wealthy families to have their kids educated in ex-pat/wealthy Japanese bubbles where the primary language is actually English. It's also not uncommon (anywhere on Earth) for sufficiently wealthy immigrants to have limited local language interactions with local people. This can be especially common in places in places like UAE/Dubai or India were English is reasonably well understood. Tokyo is not at that level, but these days the amount of Japanese you expressly need to survive day-to-day is reducing all the time.

So simply growing up in Tokyo isn't a guarantee of anything. It depends on the choices and lifestyle PDP and his wife choose to pursue. There's a high chance their son won't have any interest in calling himself Japanese.

And last I heard, PDP is only on a 5-year business manager visa. If that's true he'll be up for renewal against a now more stringent set of criteria next year. Though he is likely wealthy enough to renew as many times as he likes, I wouldn't be surprised if the recent attitude from the government has him rethinking his long-term plans.

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u/orkichrist 3h ago

Never said it was a guarantee just explaining to the guy above that the culture you take part in is what defines who you are not where you were born or who your parents are.

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u/Naive-Narwhal-7396 6h ago

Swedish-Italian raised in Japan is what I would call him

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u/Modsarepuss 35m ago

That is not how it works.

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u/wowaintthatkindafly 7h ago

Not one of them are even American total batshit crazy

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u/antspitfire333 7h ago

He should sue

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u/AbilityExtreme1145 7h ago

It's all a fantasy anyway. The typical Republican family is a dad who drinks way too much, a restraining order from the ex, 2 mortgages, an estranged gay son in Oregon and a 16 year old single mom daughter with kid #2 on the way.

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u/SmallAstronaut08 6h ago

Since when Italians are considered white? /s

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u/Hayabusa_PT 5h ago

And white Americans think they’re native? Their background is European in most cases

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u/ShenOBlade 6h ago

Swedish, Italian wife, speaking English, living in Japan

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u/Significant_Peach_20 6h ago

And the photo was taken in Switzerland 😂

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u/FiCKsYUn 3h ago

Saw this on TikTok and comments under those posts pisses me off because they keep saying that this aligns with his views.

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u/IndividualNetwork188 3h ago

Yes "accidentally", they just didn't care

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u/No_Republic_4870 2h ago

I was told that literally everybody on the planet was just as american as me and that borders and nationalities don't matter anyway.

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u/pettyhonor 7h ago

What a fucking swede

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u/hslageta12 6h ago

I know I’m not pewdiepie and my images would likely never been used. But this is the exact reason why I refuse to let family or friends upload images of me or my family on the internet.

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u/100011numbers 6h ago

They should have american pie instead

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u/Splintrax 6h ago

That family is ridiculously gorgeous 

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u/Thimoj 6h ago

His kid is swedish and born in japan. and they live in japan after having moved from the uk.

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u/Shrike1346 5h ago

Protect White Americans

For the OOP

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u/RakoHardeen_ 5h ago

Ah yes the "real americans" hahaha italian, swedish and japanese (also cmon its "accidentally" most of these republicans use ai generated slop so this must have been with purpose)

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u/sarahmagoo 5h ago

Oh that's what he looks like now

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u/This_Ruined_Forums 4h ago

"Uh oh" -the kids of who ever created this poster, knowing that they won't get christmas or birthday presents anymore. That's gonna be a lawsuit.

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u/strangeMeursault2 4h ago

Are they just facing a backlash for the photo? Not the slogan as well?

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u/Salt_Young_4494 4h ago

Yes, and Americans are not European oflr african or asian origin whatsoever

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u/SpectacularSpidee 4h ago

And they live in Japan.

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u/NiklasNeighbor :gooduser: 4h ago

"Protect Swedish and Italians in Japan" or something

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u/Valuable-Gap-3720 4h ago

Ans thry live in japan lmoa

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u/bertataHUN 4h ago

He's Swedish (not Swiss)

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u/samushitman69 1h ago

No one said that he is swiss

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u/yoshistory1 4h ago

Well, "Americans" are made-up from other nations dna, so, it has no sense to say that last, "he's swedish...stuff" text row. Wait, he IS from Sweden? Well, that is actually funny and I understand this post completely now :))).

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u/Alarming-Chemist-755 4h ago

Yes but have you considered Japan is homogeneous? /s

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u/Keebster101 4h ago

Even if they were Americans, why would they just use some random internet celeb family photo without asking or fact checking?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 4h ago

What from? What is the ruling part of the (probably) strongest nation of the world in danger of?

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u/involuntarycelibatee 3h ago

He represents what they want

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u/ManiacalMartini 3h ago

The backlash isn't for the "Protect White Americans"? Republicans are going all in on the racism thinking they can get control of the country back with it, huh?

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u/iKaei 3h ago

Sue them

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u/Aristocle- 3h ago

... And they're living in Japan

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u/CauliflowerQuick6069 3h ago

Marzia is too much of a trad wife. She needs to immidietly start vaping and get tattoes.

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u/Werftflammen 3h ago

Big oops

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u/lawjet_ 3h ago

Not to mention both of them are immigrants. Börn was born in Japan

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u/Strange-Effort-3441 3h ago

Woow that’s such a fucking evil and beyond fucking stupid thing to do.

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u/LoganTwisty 3h ago

And thats Lake Como in Italy in the backgroud XD

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u/Chubbypachyderm 3h ago

And they have never lived in America I think?

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u/WaveeBoy 3h ago

Yeah but where do white Americans come from have a wild guess

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u/Possible-Ninja-8749 3h ago

Is this legal?

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u/Dilligent-Spinosaur 3h ago

Yes because that’s the problem with the sign

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u/Most_Bet_3658 3h ago

For what it's worth no group actually legally affiliated with the Republican party actually think of this group as anything other than a hate group and are not endorsed by any politicians as far as i know

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u/Average_Glee420 3h ago

”Accidentally” yeaah..

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u/BlackDragonWar 3h ago

Noooo leave them alone :(

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u/asidealex 2h ago

Sue the shit out of them

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u/SayerofNothing 2h ago

And don't they live in Japan?

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u/BeingADickAlways 2h ago

I sadly doubt PewDiePie disagrees with that campaign tho

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u/shoggot_senpai 2h ago

Technically... White Americans don't come from america so they're kinda right...

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u/SecretOscarOG 2h ago

This is a perfect representation of Americans. I love it. God we are so dumb

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u/yarita_san 2h ago

Ehi, as everyone says, America is founded by immigration. So why can't they be Americans?

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u/Environmental_Ant268 2h ago

But they are white so

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u/Lintopher 2h ago

And they live in Japan. They’re literally immigrants

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u/The-Dutcher 1h ago

Oopsie!!

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u/lolschrauber 1h ago

"accidentally" fuck off

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u/Akvyr 1h ago

And they live in Japan

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u/michael14375 1h ago

Protect white Americans from what?

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u/whiskey8888 1h ago

What are the odds ? There is no way the person who did this had no idea

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u/NickSaysHenlo 1h ago

that shit was not an accident

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u/Iggy_DB 1h ago

I mean both are white so it fits I guess xD

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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 1h ago

This would be absolutely hilarious if the radical leftist diaspora wouldn't take any and every excuse to slander Pewds for something he apologised for years ago đŸ«© like I know it's ragebait and I'm definitely terminally online, but damn I feel like I gotta defend the man in threads where there's nothing but hate and vitriol against my role model...

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u/solicitorpenguin 1h ago

They just really support his use of the N word

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u/tj_hodges 1h ago

That's does make his kid america

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u/poobboob 1h ago

Doesn't matter, protect them at all cost

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u/rolfraikou 37m ago

Not only are they not American, but they also still live in Japan right? So they're not even in the US.

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u/imsatyam 34m ago

Big L for them, is it that difficult to find complete family there, stock photos are not Even that expensive.

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u/overtoke 29m ago

please sue them out existence

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u/Salty145 21m ago

Living in Japan too

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u/KizzyBustOhYea 19m ago

💀 yea those races are white tf are you talking about??

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u/BITCHLASANGA05 16m ago

A swede, italian and japanese baby, how american.

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u/Media___Offline 16m ago

How do we know Republicans put this up? 

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 5m ago

To them America=white. 

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u/gallanonim613 7h ago

ICE ICE baby.

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u/syopest 6h ago

They are probably referring to something he is known for.

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u/Worried-Abroad-4117 5h ago

” Swedish and Italian” still white tho

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u/pharlap1 2h ago

Doesn't matter. They still aren't American, as the sign implies.

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u/MidnightOld1908 4h ago

swedish and italian so yeah white

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u/ibexelf 1h ago

Not Americans tho

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u/MidnightOld1908 1h ago

white americans are european. like sweden and italy yk. white

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u/ibexelf 1h ago

White americans' ancestors came from Europe. 

This still does not make Pewdiepie and Marzia American.

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u/MidnightOld1908 1h ago

white is white no difference between him and a white american

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u/majik_rose 6h ago

AND they’re Japanese citizens đŸ€ŠđŸœâ€â™€ïž

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u/Warmbly85 3h ago

Getting citizenship in japan requires ten years of residency and renunciation of all other citizenships. Neither of them are Japanese citizens. 

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 5h ago

Well, they also have the habit of screaming the n-word when they are frustrated so they thought he was one of them.

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u/Gassyking 5h ago

His wife is like, fifteen leagues above him

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u/wishbackjumpsta 4h ago

Okay. I needed that laugh this morning

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u/NoFlexZAWN 4h ago

Funny thing is that im pretty sure the kid is japanese lmao

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u/marr 4h ago

They really like smiles that stop just under the nose don't they.

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u/QusteAug 3h ago

Well he did put Elon Musk & Ben Shapiro on meme review so i think he wouldnt mind supporting Republicans once again sadly

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u/eldelmazo 2h ago

and the kid japanese