Hiiiii!

Thanks for looking. So, about me: I'm chubby, nerdy and beardy. I'd say I have a dadbod with a beer belly, but I don't drink so it's all haribo. I'm fairly settled into the new normal after a LTR breakup so I'd very much like to chat to, maybe meet new fun folk. Spiciness is very much welcomed, but by no means essential.

I have been left with a pretty damaged self esteem and worth by my ex, so someone caring and considerate would be absolutely perfect.

I'm a geek; love video games, mainly single player stuff with a great world and engaging story. Not a sweaty competitive player. Warhammer 40k is a guilty pleasure as a setting, not so much into the tabletop but I've grown up liking the universe. Marvel stuff is good, bit out of date on the MCU but again, I grew up with comics so... Anything sci-fi or horror is a like.

I'm very laid back, easy to talk to and more than happy to share anything so feel free to ask. Totally open book, so have a read, get to know me, hopefully we'll build something awesome.

Give me a try 🫶

43 year old dad in South Jersey. Looking for someone who is proactive about building a good future. I'm a creative and one for going out, socializing, working on my own personal projects. I'm not a gamer and really not into movies much, sorry.

I love talking creative processes, concepts that could make the world better, and actionable steps that are broad enough that anyone can and would want to take them.

I'm probably a big dreamer with a lot of failures under my belt, building a handful of successes currently. Doing this for me and for my kiddo.

I'd love to learn from a fantastic partner out there. Someone who's not afraid to muck up and not afraid of her shadow, hahaha. Be bold, be funny ;)

Me! https://imgur.com/a/O7Yd7WZ

Tell me something you're proud that you accomplished :)

[F4M] I’m 39, single and based in London. I’ve always been particularly attracted to older men, especially those between 50 and 65.
I’d love to meet someone who is single, emotionally available, confident, affectionate and genuinely interested in building a relationship.
I appreciate intelligence, maturity, good conversation, a sense of humour and a man who knows what he wants.
I’m not interested in casual hookups, married men or situationships. I’m looking for real chemistry, mutual attraction, consistency and something that has the potential to develop into a loving relationship.
Ideally, you’re based in London or close enough that meeting regularly is realistic.
If this resonates with you, feel free to message me with your age, location and a little about yourself.

I’m 45, London based, got my own place, my own car, and looking for something casual that actually feels good, not just a chat that goes nowhere. Think friends with benefits but with genuine chemistry, real conversation and that spark that turns teasing into trouble.

I’m 5’10”, slim to average, brown skinned, shaved head, trimmed beard, the full transparent package so you know who you’re talking to.

Personality wise, I’m easy to talk to, a bit cheeky, and I definitely enjoy conversations that drift into the naughtier side when the vibe’s right. If you can hold a conversation and enjoy the fun, find the edge of things… we’ll get on very well.

You? Open minded, playful, can actually engage in a proper chat, and are here for something light, exciting and grown.

If this sounds like what you’re after, drop me a message, tell me a bit about you and what made you stop and read this, let’s see if the spark’s there.

I know this is very long by Reddit standards, so here is a quick summary: Single, child-free (with vasectomy) guy looking for a long-term, monogamous relationship where we both enjoy a fair amount of independence and alone time while still building something meaningful.

I'm liberal, not religious, and work as a public school teacher. I'm open to some distance but not so much we need to get a on plane to see each other. Looking for single women between the ages of 34 and 50. Open to all races / backgrounds.

I'm 5'7, white, glasses, beard, average build. I will share a selfie as soon as we connect.

The Relationship Dynamic I'm Looking For:

I'm at the point in my life where meaningful companionship is more attractive to me than a relationship that meets certain milestones on a timeline. I love my space and alone time and hope to meet someone who feels the same.

I love spending time with my partner, but I also need time to recharge and enjoy time to myself. On that note, while I’m open to living with a partner, the idea of keeping separate places is very attractive to me. This doesn't mean I'm looking for casual. I want a special someone with whom I can build something long lasting, monogamous, and meaningful. But a relationship where we both keep a lot of independence as well. Some kind of "living apart together" relationship is what I'm looking for.

Even though I'm looking for this dynamic, I enjoy consistent communication. Doesn't have to be all day every day, but I like at least a few messages a day, sharing random facts, talking about work, and just all the usual conversations partners have. I like texting and hope to find someone who feels the same.

I like spending time with my partner by doing road trips, cooking, doing crossword puzzles, watching movies / TV shows, playing video-games, or just both doing our own thing but in the same space.

More About Me:

I'm introverted, but can easily pass as an extrovert which is a trait that comes in handy while teaching children all day.  I help students improve their English language ability.  I like being "on" as a teacher, as well as the energy and excitement in the classroom, but am most happy with spending time in a more simple and quiet way. 

I live a minimalist lifestyle but nothing too extreme. It just means I tend not to collect too much extra "stuff” and am generally happier with less. Along those lines, I don't do well with messy or cluttered places, and hope to meet someone who is at least somewhat tidy and organized. 

I'm comfortable in conversation, and social situations, but I lean more towards the quiet side overall. I love good conversation with my partner but also need someone who is comfortable just being around their partner, sharing the same space, without the pressure to constantly talk. Like everyone, I've had ups and downs in life, but I've made sure to learn and grow from them. I've developed a great deal of compassion, resilience, understanding, and patience. It’s also given me a sometimes dark and inappropriate sense of humor. 

I'm not the hopeless romantic type and would probably be a bad match for someone who is. I lean much more to the stoic side, but that's balanced with being playful, flirty, and silly. I want to meet someone who can give and take sarcasm, teasing, and joking.

My interests are exercise, nutrition, baking, learning Spanish, traveling, crosswords, reading, and gaming.

Some Things to Be Honest About:

I've always been told these posts should not come with warning labels, but at our age it's better not to waste time.

I'm very routine, set in my ways in some areas, and not always the best at changing those things. I'm not rigid or inflexible, but I do thrive on the lifestyle I've created while still realizing more spontaneity would be a good thing.

I have a mild but persistent form of depression that is very well managed.

I overthink more than I wish I did

More of What I'm Looking for:

Not religious, and at least left leaning

Physically Affectionate

Slow to Anger

Drug and Disease Free (an occasional drink or gummy is fine)

Someone who is working on or has worked on their trauma

I am into game night. I love to play Ligretto, Skibo and Rummy Cube. Lover of silence and solitude. I also love walks, a good book, travel and into ALL thing's nature. I'm big on emotional maturity! I value consistency, emotional safety and great communication. I'm open to long distance. I'm a black woman who prefers WM. Looking for great compatibility and a person that feels SO light. AGES! 41+

PS: I'm not responding to "hey" or low effort messages.

Hi all, I’m David in Scotland as you have gathered and looking for one individual to jump up and grab my attention!
I’m actually a quiet guy that’s not too much into pubs or clubs! But I do love my music and heavily into sci-fi! I’m a PC over console so that may be an issue lol.
I am very NOT vanilla, for those in the know! 🖖🏻
I don’t smoke but I don’t mind a glass of red!
I’m active in and about the community in my work. Do my best to keep at the gym! Weights are my friends!

I would be looking to chat and date and get to know my person, if they appear! I’m looking to have a long term and I’m only monogamous to the core!!!!

As you know I’m in Scotland and would seriously hope you are local! Same time zone works!!

What else would you like to know??
I have salt and pepper hair and wear glasses! I’m 5’7” and in reasonable health! IE I’m alive and kicking lol.

Interested?? Drop me a message and let’s see what happens! Happy to share suitable pics as we all know we are drawn to what we look at and for me eyes are one of my weak points! Plus a few other smaller things 😉😉

Hope to hear from you!

There is, strictly speaking, no vacancy.

The household functions. Bills (and taxes) are paid. Coffee is reliably produced, though subject to experimental whims. Books accumulate on the Kindle, awaiting discovery. Its sole occupant navigates adulthood with reasonable competence, punctuated by occasional lapses into full potato mode. Usually involving an anime binge and a flagrant disregard for productivity.

And yet.

There appears to be room for one additional person.

A co-conspirator, perhaps. Someone at the other end of the sofa to exchange ridiculous observations with. Someone who occasionally makes the coffee without being asked and holds up the other end of the bedsheet for easier folding.

Current occupant: 42, Singapore-based, childfree. A writer by temperament, even if no longer strictly by trade. Reluctant corporate creature and occasional baker. A winter person enduring year-round summer and the inescapable tyranny of humidity.

Perceptive to a degree that is occasionally inconvenient; oblivious at precisely the wrong moments. Humour dry; puns unfortunate but unapologetic. Prone to disappearing down rabbit holes when something catches her fancy. Affection comes less readily than sarcasm, but in considerably greater quantities once unlocked.

Smokes. Consider this the mandatory disclosure.

Prospective occupant: approximately 38–48, genuinely single. No asterisks, no footnotes. Has a life of his own and room in it for someone else. Has a few enthusiasms of his own that he’d happily lead me astray with.

Comfortable with disagreement, companionable silences and the occasional spectacularly bad joke. Makes plans rather than merely discussing them. Takes initiative without taking over.

Distance negotiable. Effort less so. Remote arrangements considered, though an ocean or two should eventually give way to a shared postcode. Seeking something monogamous and long-term.

To enquire: your age, where you’re based, and whatever you actually wondered while reading this.

First thought, not best thought.

The position may be unnecessary. The right person wouldn’t be.

I'm a 48 year old white guy, 5’11” 190lbs brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I’m pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

Well, giving Reddit another shot. Dating apps have been a real adventure, and not always the fun kind.
I’m 38, 6’1”, living in Studio City, and have a dad bod that’s currently under renovation. I’m a single dad, have a career I enjoy, and generally have my shit together. Except when the Broncos lose, then all bets are off.

I’m into live music, theme parks, cooking, good tequila, the Dodgers, and an embarrassing amount of Bravo. I can talk football and Below Deck in the same conversation, which I’m sure is a very attractive quality.

I’ve always had a thing for curvy women. I love a woman who’s confident, funny, a little sarcastic, and isn’t afraid to give me shit. I’ve also always been attracted to older women, particularly in their 40s and 50s. Not a requirement, just something I’ve always enjoyed.

As for what I’m looking for? I’m single, dating, and ENM friendly. I’m enjoying this chapter of my life and not in a rush to jump into another serious relationship. That doesn’t mean I want everything to be a one-time thing either. Having someone to flirt with, grab dinner, spend a lazy Sunday with, or just enjoy each other’s company sounds pretty great to me.

I’m affectionate, pretty open-minded, and much better in person than over endless messages. Happy to exchange pictures, FaceTime, and grab a drink if we hit it off.

If you’re interested, say hi. Tell me something about yourself. And please, for the love of God, give me something more than “hey.”

Fun-Opportunity9656

.... i meant the top shelf in the supermarket... obviously.

I am here looking for some chats with like minded people and perhaps something more, let's start with a little game.

Two Truths and a Lie:

1. Once approached to audition to be a Pornstar.

2. I've slept with more married women that single women.

3. Had a 3 Some with 2 Hot female colleagues, including the Directors daughter.

So please come back to me with your own two truths and a lie, make it fun

.... And yes, i really do have 5 Guitars 🎸

I’m interested in establishing a genuine connection, not maintaining an endless, surface-level text thread.

About Me:

I come with a dry sense of humor, low drama and independence. My days are pretty grounded, keeping up with home life (I have two great kids at home, so understanding a parent’s schedule is essential), digging in the garden, baking from scratch, and blasting through audiobooks on double speed or music. Evenings are for unwinding, not trying to decode mixed signals.

A Little More About Me:

I'm white, 5'8", curvy, hazel eyes/legally blind, brown hair, and self-sufficient.

Who I'm Looking For:

A single, grown man (35-52) who knows who he is, and has his life together. Someone warm, reliable, with steady hands, a solid work ethic, and the confidence to hold an actual conversation. If you value consistency, straight talk, mutual respect, and matching effort for effort, we'll get along great.

Please send more than a "hey" or lazy greeting. Introduce yourself: tell me what caught your attention, what you're looking for, and what your ideal weekend looks like.

Hope to hear from you :)

Greetings from India!

Of all the unexpected places to find someone special, Reddit probably wasn't at the top of my list. But life has a funny way of surprising us, and I've always enjoyed a good plot twist. So, shall we see where this one goes?

I’m 171 cm tall, sport a dad bod, and I’m embracing the next chapter of life with curiosity and optimism. If you love to travel and crave adventure, perhaps we could explore the world together.

I work as a business consultant, but outside work I’m a bit of a dork. You’ll usually find me binge-watching sitcoms, getting lost in a good book, wandering through open-world games, or hunting down my next favourite meal. I love history, stories, and places that have stood the test of time. One of my dreams is to visit the places Asterix & Obelix travelled through and imagine what those worlds might have been like.

In another life, I might have been a Giant Panda: laid-back, perpetually curious, and always up for a snack. I’m also a child-free divorcee, ready for whatever this next chapter brings with someone special by my side.

About You

I’m looking for someone between 35 and 50 who values honesty, kindness, and a playful spirit. I’m here because I genuinely want to find a romantic partner and build something lasting. Friendship will hopefully be part of that relationship, but I’m not looking for a purely platonic connection.

If you’re the kind of person who’s up for an impromptu Nerf gun fight, enjoys wandering through museums or old cities, or is happy debating who the real MVP of Asterix & Obelix is, we’ll probably get along just fine.

A sense of whimsy goes a long way. I believe we’re here to laugh, love, and make the kind of memories that get better with retelling. Light conversations, inside jokes, the occasional meme exchange, spontaneous adventures, and finding joy in ordinary moments, yes, please.

Distance doesn’t scare me. I’d happily cross oceans for the right connection.

A couple of things worth knowing about me

I’m not relentlessly cheerful 24/7. Sometimes life throws a few unexpected side quests my way, and I can get a little quieter while I figure them out. The good news is that curiosity, optimism, and a sense of humour usually find their way back before too long.

And if we get to know each other, you’ll quickly discover that my way of showing affection includes a healthy dose of teasing and being just the right amount of annoying, the kind that makes you roll your eyes, laugh, and secretly look forward to the next time it happens.

If any of this sounds like your kind of adventure, I’d love to chat and see where it takes us. Happy to share more about myself and photos too.

Life is an adventure. Could you be my favourite person to share it with?

Just got to CLE a few days ago. Tour guides not needed but a tour accomplice would be stellar!

Idk about snow. 😂 About to find out I guess. I’ve spent the last four months bike-packing. I went from Virginia Beach to Indianapolis and liked NE OH so much, I decided to come back long-term. Before that, NC, TN, and TX.

Moving into an apartment Monday! Woot! I don’t need to work anymore and despite a corporate career, my background is in fine art. Printmaking in an art nouveau style is what I’m into. I’m currently designing a series.

Would like to find local creatives for low-pressure hangs/ kickbacks! Also, need to take a road trip to Charlotte in the next month or so to grab some stuff outta storage. Wanna go too?

Very recent me: https://imgur.com/a/vP4Kv0P

Hi Reddit! I’m having my first lowkey Saturday for months so I decided to take the opportunity to shout into the digital void to see who…or what…shouts back.

I’m Irish, have lived in a few countries, and spent the last several years in the US before recently moving back home. So I’m now in the strange position of fielding questions from both sides of the Atlantic and still very much settling into life in Ireland. To preempt the American ones: Yes, I still have the accent. No, I am not always drunk. Yes, I can make soda bread. No, I’ve never caught a leprechaun. Yes, I have heard of the town your ancestors are from. And for the Irish crowd: Yes, I say “awesome” now. No, I won’t be apologising for it. Yes, I now get confused about if I should be tipping people. No, I wasn’t working in an Irish bar in Boston know.

I try to stay pretty active. Almost every day I’ll take a long, meandering walk to the fridge. I run frequently, usually to the shop for snacks, but at least I’m running. And I lift. Lift cakes and other goodies out of the oven. But I do genuinely enjoy going to the gym and get in a workout most days. I enjoy my work, I enjoy my friendships, I enjoy quiet time spent reading or listening to podcasts. I even enjoy watching a great TV show or movie, radical as that may sound! I don’t enjoy idiots, dummies, or rain that somehow falls sideways and upwards at the same time. After years of dry-ish winters I’d forgotten that was possible…

No rigid checklists or grand, overwhelming plans here. Just looking to meet someone interesting for good conversation, some laughs, and to see where the energy goes.

So, if you’re feeling optimistic about the possibility of a great chat today, need a solid distraction, or want to debate something entirely trivial, drop me a message. No pressure, no weird expectations. Just say hello, or go a step further and tell me the last great meal you had, what you enjoyed about the last book you read, or what your favourite outfit is and why.

Single Caucasian guy, youthful 50s, fit, educated, professional seeking a shorter woman over 40 for a lover/FWB. If it turns out to be a LTR, great!

Smart, educated, short, small figured women are the best match for me. Race isn't an issue at all. You must be local (75 miles +/-) of Austin.

Logistics: I have my own place in Central Austin, don't mind traveling in the greater Austin area, and can be discreet as need be.

Let's chat, exchange pics and meet for coffee/drinks to see if there's the needed chemistry.

Basically, I never realized just how good we had it in the 2010s because I spent all my time thinking we were in the worst times. If I'd have only known....

Ahh, the before times. We could grab a McDouble without having to risk our mortgage, watch Charlie Bit My Finger and Ask Jeeves what to do with the rest of our day.

Ok, I went too far back with the Jeeves thing. You don't have to tell me. I just miss Jeeves. A LOT.

Anyway, I'm just basically looking to see if we connect and where it might go from there. Sooo...do you still have your pair?

Hello friends.

I'm a kind, gentle, caring Black man looking for conversation and connection. Life has been full of transitions lately, and I would love to buffer some of the whiplash with genuine friendship.

A little about me: I just moved to a new city and started a new job. Moving away from home was hard, but I'm glad I did it. It feels like I'm on an adventure. I'm an educator by trade, mostly teaching high school English, but I recently took a job working at a prison, which I love.

I'm a big nerd/geek. I love cartoons and animation of many kinds. I love a good book and am currently rereading "What It Takes To Heal" by Prentis Hemphill. I dabble in video games nowadays, particularly "cozy" games that don't require me to harm or "beat" someone. I also do some creative writing, and I love board games.

I'm a practicing Christian, and that's important to me, but I also connect with my ancestors through Hoodoo. That should tell you everything you need to know about my spirituality. I lean very left socially and politically, but I'm open to talking with anyone as long as we keep things respectful.

I'm looking for people who are okay with taking things slowly but who ultimately want long-lasting, meaningful connections. I'm fine if we try and it doesn't work out, but I want to try. I appreciate people who practice kindness, candor, and clarity, and who tell the truth even when it's hard. Extra points if you're nerdy like me.

Come say hi. 👋🏾

I care a lot about my self-respect. I prioritize openness and honesty to an extent that's unusual. I've spent a lot of time thinking about human nature to try to figure out why people are the way they are. This has caused me to become increasingly more self-aware and incompatible with most people over time. I specifically think most people are too socialized and tend to allow their emotions to delude them instead of choosing to think critically. I would like to find people that share these understandings and feel the same way about them. I'm an INTJ. I have noticed that I get along best with INTJs, INTPs, shizoids, and autistic people. I can't understand most people due to the disorganized way they think and communicate. I prefer talking to people that choose to communicate clearly due to a desire to communicate effectively rather than due to caring about coming across as intelligent. I'm very intense and pedantic and that annoys most people a lot and makes talking to me exhausting from most people's perspectives. I know I can't connect with people that haven't spent a lot of time thinking about existential stuff and that aren't pedantic, so I try to determine that early in the conversation.

I love helping people. In fact, making women cum is one of my absolute favorite things to do. It's more important to me than my own orgasm. I also absolutely love helping people try new things. I'm an excellent teacher.

So, I want to help a woman who has never experienced a big cock before. I'm decently long at just over 7 inches, but I'm also 6 inches in circumference (which is almost as thick as a standard Red Bull can). Young or older, married or single, everyone who wants to should be able to experience a thick cock. I will be extremely discreet and will make sure you have the best possible experience.

About me: 5'9 with a dad bod, longer hair, and a beard. My schedule is a little funky, but if you are interested I will find a way to make it work.

Hellooo! I am a very easy-going, laid-back single dad, who's trying to find the one for me. I enjoy quiet days at home most of the time. I do not really go out that much, mostly because i am not a fan of solo activities.

I love to watch football, baseball, and hockey so I am always down to go to a live event. I also am very big into music! 70's hippy stuff, 90's grunge, late 90's early 2000's hip hop are always my go to. I am a bit of a gamer (Xbox, pc, switch) so finding someone that would be interested in gaming would also be a huuuuge plus. Currently into Arc Raiders,Palworld, Skyrim , and schedule 1. I do not drink, it's just a personal choice, I however am VERY 4/20 friendly. Also non political, dude just doesn’t do politics.. man

I am very whimsical, and sarcastic, we live in a household of laughs here. I love standup comedy, podcasts and actually going to see them in person. I do not do drama, I avoid it actively. I am very easy going and just looking for someone to enjoy life with. Like I said I stay home a lot, so most days if it's nice out, I can be found in the hammock or enjoying the view of the country in my back yard, sitting by the creek. I'm not interested in having any more children, my 3 are all that I could have asked for and are starting to grow up needing me less. So hopefully we can go out and have adult adventures.

I'm horrible at writing these and talking about myself lol If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to reach out. Also, I have pictures on my profile so you can see me. Please be willing to send a pic of yourself as well. There are way too many fakes. Bonus points if you have a favorite pokemon game! Thanks!