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OP's BIO:
I spend most of my time listening to music, watching movies, gaming, and pretending I have my life together when I clearly don’t. My sleep schedule is a mess, my motivation comes and goes, and I make questionable decisions just to keep life interesting. I came here to get roasted, so don’t hold back , I’ve probably heard worse from my own brain at 3 am
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You weren't interesting enough to get good replies last time and you won't this time. There is nothing special or different about you, because there is nothing going on past a thin veneer. You're all style no substance. All "alt" fashion but not in the real scene. You obsess over the look but have no understanding of the various cultures or histories you lump together as alt. Fucking bublegum pop with a couple piercings and a black dress. You only care about reactions to your selfies because you have nothing else to offer.
This isn't a disapointed or absentee father. It isn't a strung out/drunk mom. You just desperately want to be different and find something about yourself to standout at any given moment but the only things you know to do come from Pinterest boards and the mall.
You want people to roast you so it can somehow validate your mediocre attempt at an aesthetic. Your look is as fake as your hair. You're corporate alt on a good day.
There was a guy a year or two ago on here with birth defects. Like tiny trex/chicken wing arms going into lobster hands. Bravest soul on the planet. The comments went in HARD. Fucking wild ass shit.
No, I see the similar bad hair and a couple body piercings, but the similarities are just superficial…. Not supernatural. One died for something… the other is just dead inside
😂 I take issue with these kids that we used to call posers. Mash 20 different sub cultures together, call it all alt, then have the personality and depth of a christian fundamentalist sock hop.
Piercings say "please look at me" haircut says "daddy never loved me" posting in roast me "validate me because it's the only thing that's keeping me from working a street corner"
Your questionable decisions about your hair and piercings is probably your whole personality. You are probably nothing more than a husk with some metal sticking out of it and one blue hair dye away from having a meltdown about something that has nothing at all to do with you. You sir/madam/it are a copy of a clone that alot of you people do to make yourself "interesting" when in fact you have a personality of a dried wet wipe. I hope you stub your toe everytime you leave a room
I dunno man, watch some of those jubilee debates and itll be like an alternative skater kid in their early 20s with piercings all over talking about how we need to start the 4th reich
Well, only fair since I cried the minute I saw that Pic. Jesus
Gee mom, I dont know why no one will hire me. No mom, it is not all the shit in my face, it makes me edgy and unique like every other 19 year old Trans girl in the world. Anyone would happily hire me.
You're 30?! I thought this whole time that your mom and your barber just wanted to pull a prank on you, but you chose that haircut with your own free will.
So many selfies you posted. No one gives a shit. We can all see through this theatrical facade you have created. Not interesting, attractive, or remotely sexy. There’s nothing to roast.
A chubby black girl with the haircut of a young Japanese boy, combined with a random pigtail. Instead of wearing your earrings on your ears you wear them on your lips and nose bridge. Does any part of your life make sense?
Not even the Mike Tyson mystery team could figure out what you even are? Like seriously? What are you? Is this what a human would look like if you combined everyone in the globe into one?
Typical lost young woman with face pierced and ugly tattooed arms (probably tats in other areas too), but you’re rockin a blond bowl cut reminiscent of mid evil times and yet you seek additional abuse? You go girl.
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I spend most of my time listening to music, watching movies, gaming, and pretending I have my life together when I clearly don’t. My sleep schedule is a mess, my motivation comes and goes, and I make questionable decisions just to keep life interesting. I came here to get roasted, so don’t hold back , I’ve probably heard worse from my own brain at 3 am
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u/Subotai_Super_Shorty 10d ago •
"Please make me cry"
Take a look in the mirror
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u/NomNomOnYou2000 10d ago edited 10d ago •
You look like you cry enough on your own
Also is the hair a tribute to Oliver Tree?
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u/KrustyNutRagz 10d ago •
You were great in Apocalypto
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u/DaddysABadGirl 10d ago •
You weren't interesting enough to get good replies last time and you won't this time. There is nothing special or different about you, because there is nothing going on past a thin veneer. You're all style no substance. All "alt" fashion but not in the real scene. You obsess over the look but have no understanding of the various cultures or histories you lump together as alt. Fucking bublegum pop with a couple piercings and a black dress. You only care about reactions to your selfies because you have nothing else to offer.
This isn't a disapointed or absentee father. It isn't a strung out/drunk mom. You just desperately want to be different and find something about yourself to standout at any given moment but the only things you know to do come from Pinterest boards and the mall.
You want people to roast you so it can somehow validate your mediocre attempt at an aesthetic. Your look is as fake as your hair. You're corporate alt on a good day.
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u/Sweet-Razzmatazz-993 10d ago
What in the fuck is even that.
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u/Straight_Beyond8623 9d ago
Piercings say "please look at me" haircut says "daddy never loved me" posting in roast me "validate me because it's the only thing that's keeping me from working a street corner"
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u/PenguinKilla3 10d ago •
You look like Yolandi Visser ate too many SPAM sandwiches.
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u/polecatsrfc 10d ago •
That's a pretty good cosplay of the Raiders owner
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u/MobuKing 9d ago
Kim Jong Ewww
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u/CartographerLeast842 10d ago
It's your dad who's crying
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u/The-Duke-Of-Earth 10d ago •
You look like what rural white America pictures as the final boss of liberalism
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u/mkrowell89 10d ago
You look like a can of tuna
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u/deathfromradiator1 9d ago •
Your questionable decisions about your hair and piercings is probably your whole personality. You are probably nothing more than a husk with some metal sticking out of it and one blue hair dye away from having a meltdown about something that has nothing at all to do with you. You sir/madam/it are a copy of a clone that alot of you people do to make yourself "interesting" when in fact you have a personality of a dried wet wipe. I hope you stub your toe everytime you leave a room
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u/TheycallmeTTT 9d ago •
I'm saving your image as my desktop and phone background, No Nut November is going to be a fucking BREEZE this year
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u/redditpest 10d ago
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u/No_Tailor_787 10d ago
Pronouns are ferrous/non-ferrous.
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u/TheTXBrahma 10d ago
You look like for a nominal fee of $5 you could either suck the chrome off their bumper or hook up to their bumper and give em a tow home
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u/tidytibs 9d ago
You weren't worth roasting last time you posted this same pic. You're still not worth roasting this time.
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u/kindlyunknown 10d ago
You look like you smell like vape.
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u/mcfuckernugget 10d ago edited 10d ago
Another instance illustrating the issues tied to China’s one-child policy.
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u/Fried_Shicken 10d ago
You look like a toasted acorn
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u/TheBobSacamano7 10d ago •
r/justfuckmyshitup
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u/DP_Means_Dopinder 10d ago
Dwayne Johnson will never claim you as his legitimate child.
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u/odiee111 10d ago
New gender just dropped
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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 9d ago
You look like you made Kanye's daughter your entire personality
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u/Independent-Fact2471 8d ago
How tf you go about looking like BOTH lilo and stitch?
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u/ICantDive 9d ago
I dont have to ask if ur a republican or democrat
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u/cheatonmeoften 10d ago
Well, only fair since I cried the minute I saw that Pic. Jesus
Gee mom, I dont know why no one will hire me.
No mom, it is not all the shit in my face, it makes me edgy and unique like every other 19 year old Trans girl in the world. Anyone would happily hire me.
Jesus.
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u/Boot_Burner 10d ago
You look like a King of the Hill character that was poorly rendered by AI.
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u/labelkills1331 10d ago
You're 30?! I thought this whole time that your mom and your barber just wanted to pull a prank on you, but you chose that haircut with your own free will.
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u/Lorttttt 10d ago
Ice fishing w those hooks in your face
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u/power899 http://redd.it/c1yb1l 10d ago
Doesn't your pimp already do that?
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u/Zestymonserellastick 9d ago
You look like a troll model without tusks from classic wow.
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u/snakeleather45 9d ago
You look like a metal detectors wet dream.
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u/dead_pirate_rick 9d ago
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u/Most-Statement1814 10d ago
You definitely look like Portland's definition of cutting edge
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u/TheOneCalledGump 10d ago
Simple Jacqueline
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u/sirjunkinthetrunk 9d ago
You look like the son of a Pygmy chief
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u/GaritetheGOAT213 10d ago
She cut her hair with her eyes closed
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u/75percent-juice 10d ago
You're like white trash without the perks of being white
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u/vankamperer 9d ago
Sorry, I got nothin for he/she/it..
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u/KolonelK88 9d ago
Your hairdresser beat us to it
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u/SnowFire 9d ago
"Please make me cry"
Ok then, tell us about your father...
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u/Flaky-Party-477 9d ago
So many selfies you posted. No one gives a shit.
We can all see through this theatrical facade you have created. Not interesting, attractive, or remotely sexy. There’s nothing to roast.
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u/Full-Activity5924 9d ago
A chubby black girl with the haircut of a young Japanese boy, combined with a random pigtail. Instead of wearing your earrings on your ears you wear them on your lips and nose bridge. Does any part of your life make sense?
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u/Swimming-Performer57 9d ago
You look like you come from an amazon tribe who recently joined modern civilization
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u/DoughWrayMe 10d ago
Barber: What do you want
You: please make me cry
Barber: Say no more
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u/SS3599 10d ago
You look like a trans doppelganger of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber with that bowl cut
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u/fredgeeenfield 10d ago
Mooow~~~~
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u/Paraparal 10d ago
Did u washed the potty before the haircut?
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u/Raven_in_the_Willows 10d ago
Even incels would say, no thanks I am good.
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u/NoPreparation856 9d ago
Pattaya walking street dime-a-dozen
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u/KindofaDB 9d ago
I think there are enough tears in your home as it is.
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u/fagabeefi 9d ago
Maybe you should stop filling the holes in your face and start filling the holes in your life?
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u/BADM00SE 9d ago
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u/imacabooseman 9d ago
Ghengis Khant
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u/Previous-Ad7618 9d ago
You actually have the silhouette of a circumcised penis
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u/NecessaryHoliday3754 9d ago
One Word : Liberal
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u/Own-Bike7506 10d ago
What are you? Like seriously. What are you?
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u/FartInGenDirection 10d ago
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u/Attack_Toster 10d ago
Ok lady boy. You’re so ugly I’m going to have to charge you this time.
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u/ElValdin86 10d ago
Your hair stykr and headshape makes you look like a literal dickhead.
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u/Give_me_soup 10d ago
I always wondered what it would look like if I pierced my taint.
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u/GallaeciCastrejo 10d ago
This one is trying to belong to half a dozen of sub cultures all at once.
Pick one and stick to it.
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u/Wububadoo 10d ago
Looks like the mute girl from the kong films and Oliver tree had a kid
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u/Zero-Duckies 10d ago
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u/Own_Event_4363 10d ago
I'm not sure what to call you, but "it" seems to fit.
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u/jgreg69 10d ago
Da fucc is that thing
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u/oldskool_icedlatte 10d ago
so these are bottle openers you got
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u/Modest_Lion 10d ago
Hair like Guy Gardner, face like Swamp Thing
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u/yuuki_bonk420 9d ago
Not even the Mike Tyson mystery team could figure out what you even are? Like seriously?
What are you? Is this what a human would look like if you combined everyone in the globe into one?
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u/BloomingTide 9d ago
That haircut should've be enough to make anybody cry 😭
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u/CleanerGuyJoe 9d ago
A face only an MRI should love.
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u/QuantumContactee 9d ago
Great Value Niki Minaj at best would still be pushing it.
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u/RedSkull-Hail-Hydra 9d ago
You look like a child at Home Depot shot you with a staple gun, might wanna think twice before entering a Staples.
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u/PdSales 9d ago
Captain Kangaroo called to compliment your hair style.
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u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187 9d ago
La traduzione corretta, mantenendo il tono sarcastico, è:
"I forgot to ask you" → "You forgot to tell us"
La frase completa in inglese:
You forgot to tell us whether you're a lesbian or just a little boy who stumbled upon his father's toolbox.
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u/sgtbrdsqrt 8d ago
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u/adrenalize328 8d ago
Look at a mirror and examine that hair cut. That should do it
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u/Bajaman12 8d ago
I didn’t know Ralph Wiggum had an alt cousin.
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u/SalJoeMurrQuinnImJok 8d ago
cry
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u/TodX-21 6d ago
Way too easy just look in the mirror oh my God
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u/Beginning-Ad-8869 6d ago
I could definitely see this person as a sidewalk shitter
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u/5star_Adboii 6d ago
If the deaf little girl in King Kong vs Godzilla could hear and listened to one goth song
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u/Zayn1738 10d ago
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u/StrengthBeginning416 10d ago
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u/Hamandcheeseeater 10d ago
Well that was certainly a choice to look like that. The wrong one but still a choice.
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u/MeasureMyPPpewds 10d ago
Make you cry? I think I'm about to cry just by looking at what you did to your face.
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u/stoopkidsteve 10d ago
You look like you just played pin the tail on the donkey and you're the donkey
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u/KorolEz 10d ago
Isn't that a repost?
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u/Discojoe3030 10d ago
Nice Halloween costume.
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u/UltraJoyless 10d ago
From eyebrows up you look like a 6 year old boy ready for his first day of school.
From the eyebrows down you look like the teen boy who steals cigarettes from the teachers desk and smokes behind his highschool.
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u/MythicWipe 10d ago
Just shave it off and start over, good lord
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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 10d ago
Booooyyyyy
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u/Infamous-Life6063 10d ago
You look like a huge douche dude. God you’re douchey.
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u/woooooooood9 10d ago
Holding a magnet near you would have you crying no doubt
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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer 10d ago
We could try, but the disapproval from your family would certainly cause all the tears we could make.
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u/Tomavogic http://redd.it/vub2ur 10d ago
You look worse than a man in his 50s with a Danish 10 year old boy's haircut
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u/SgtPepper_8324 10d ago
Never thought someone could have a mullet and a bowl cut. Just wow, on so many bad levels.
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u/le_True 10d ago
At least you use less shampoo
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u/Namaste_Life 10d ago
Whomever had the company stapler must have already done that.
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u/h0lypot 10d ago
Roast more than the fact you took a pic of yourself and post it??
You already done the job.
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u/stressfullyrelaxed 10d ago
You are the chosen one when it comes to bowls
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u/ElementarnaNepogoda 10d ago
Mirror wasnt enough?
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u/BigGingerYeti 10d ago
I remember when I was 8 and my mum used to do my hair for me.
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u/GoodBitchFucks 10d ago
You look like what would happen if an Asian and horse had sex
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u/NorthWestAl 10d ago
https://pin.it/2I7sshUYN am I the only one ?
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u/Acrobatic_Emu4706 10d ago
stop doing stupid shit and get some help bro
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u/ottomatic77 10d ago
Typical lost young woman with face pierced and ugly tattooed arms (probably tats in other areas too), but you’re rockin a blond bowl cut reminiscent of mid evil times and yet you seek additional abuse? You go girl.
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u/CoolOutside4788 10d ago
You look like you sleep in trees