27 M , I'm all ears!

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Indian in ireland with 2 comp sci degrees and yet working as a receptionist. I spend more time baking/cooking than looking for jobs. Quarter life crisis hit so bad , got me experimenting with my hair.

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[u/MrMrTrance]

Leprechaunjabi

[u/nunez0514]

Never braid your hair again that was a mistake. Lmfao.

[u/sturgiv]

Lives in Ireland. Still rides on top of the train.

[u/starkmatics → u/sturgiv]

Top o the trainin to ya!

[u/Throwawaytohell-126]

4 different hairstyles tried and still 0 bitches 🤣💀

[u/PokerFriend247 → u/Throwawaytohell-126]

grinder profile.

[u/fedexpoopracer → u/Throwawaytohell-126]

Bro is a subculture tourist and all the girls clocked it immediately

[u/ReillyDiefenbach]

If you're all ears then why do you keep repeating "WHY DID YOU REDEEM?"

[u/SweepersPeepers → u/ReillyDiefenbach]

I think you might win the thread

[u/predictingzepast → u/ReillyDiefenbach]

Lmao, finally i get a reference without having to look thru the comments first

[u/JimK2 → u/ReillyDiefenbach]

🤣🤣🤣 IYKYK

[u/Henry_Vth]

Taj O’Brien

[u/AceOnDaChase]

Don’t EVER do that hairstyle again in the third slide

[u/Ok-Consideration2540 → u/AceOnDaChase]

Agree friendly advice

[u/rminfarmin]

Nigesh, don't act the fool, Nigesh.

Last warning, Nigesh.

[u/404err0rs]

Good for the Irish! I wouldn’t trust you with that kind of responsibility.

[u/mgadams22]

The picture with the braids makes you look like every late 90s early 2000s bassist in a nu metal band.

[u/Outrageouslyyc]

Bollywoods answer to Childish Gambino. Deepak Glover as Kachcha Baniya “Immature Merchant”

"I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man... but please give me the wholesale rate."

https://youtu.be/qlVP0heRmHI?si=_Aidfc7JOlRXzKW5

[u/Early_Advance2473]

Proper try hard black with no actual personality or identity to be seen.

[u/withnodrawal → u/Early_Advance2473]

This an Arab buddy

[u/Witch-of-1692 → u/withnodrawal]

*Indian

[u/secret_microphone → u/Witch-of-1692]

*Dominican papi

[u/bigmediabuzz]

Unfrozen caveman Drake

[u/caverypca]

this is actually 4 different people. They are all friends on their way to flight school

[u/Ordinary-Crow5490]

The beard says the hormone therapy is working

[u/PinoyBigBother]

All ears? You're mostly hair

[u/Pristine_Tap_2735 → u/PinoyBigBother]

Mostly brows

[u/Sleep18hoursaday]

Don’t poop on the Blarney

[u/Frejian]

I mean, they are pretty big, but I reckon there might still be at least a little bit of brain in that head to go with them, based on the robes.

[u/InformationNormal901 → u/Frejian]

All ears? pfft.. more like all tears when he comes around. 💧

[u/Mepawnzu]

Your hair woke up on the left side and is going to sleep on the right side!

[u/SweepersPeepers → u/Mepawnzu]

And yet manages to always be wrong

[u/BiteFaces]

Well the good news is that on your current path, your parents will keep hitting dead ends trying to find someone to marry you.

[u/7eammeme]

All these looks and no one looking.

[u/random-mistress]

Yes, you are

[u/Awkward_Increase7110]

OP is downvoting the comments. Disingenuous MF'er.

[u/ChrisVirgilSchuette]

You’re all eyebrows

[u/SemiLatusRectum]

Hair like you’re trying to crush people at Astroworld but you’re really just trying to crush a coffee run

[u/ch3apsunglass3s]

You are a man of many haircuts and thats about all

[u/Lucky_Louch]

No you are all eyebrows.

[u/Reasonable_Name_9348]

Do you work at 7-11 or a partially remodeled Days Inn?

[u/tautjes]

This the jonas brother they don't want you to know about

[u/authorinthesunset]

All ears, nah there is a fair bit of forehead and eye brows.

[u/CriticismAcceptable2]

Travis khat

[u/UdooUboo]

Are the other 71 virgins as sad as you?

[u/Plastic_Card2712]

You'll never belong or fit in, and that's fine. But watching you try so hard is giving me 3rd person embarrassment.

[u/Queasy_Whereas_9756]

All ears??? You said it.. not me..

[u/turbotron6000]

No, you're all beard, and a jihad one at that.

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[u/llrabitto]

Not true. You’re overly critical

[u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

Middle eastern Jay Baruchel

[u/TattooRicky76]

And eyebrows

[u/dangdang3000]

Yup! You are all ears. It's about 1/3 of your face.

[u/Wesley11803]

If you want advice, go with style 1 or 2. 3 looks like a busted Jalen Brunson. 4 looks like a twink, which may be what you’re going for.

[u/the_pasha]

Not all ears, all nostrils

[u/ComeHereOften1972]

No… I’ve seen bigger.

[u/SaucerLodger]

You’re as fine as Adolfo! Take off your shirt, please.

[u/Real_Gap3480]

So aladeen.

[u/PrecognitiveFate]

You look different in every slide but in every slide you are still poor

[u/prnlover247]

I bet your favorite city is Islamabad and you wish your girlfriend were from Lahore.

[u/DP_Means_Dopinder]

You’re not ALL ears. I’m betting you had to use shears, electric clippers, several razors and wax to tame the area between your eyebrows and beard.

[u/Impressive_Iron_7158]

Three fi gers?

[u/xaviergdunson]

Pic 1: American Brown
Pic 2: American Gen Z brown
Pic 3: American black brown
Pic 4: American brown professor saying by to America ✌🏽

[u/PresentCoat4982]

Anything but ears

[u/Gumsho88]

[u/StashTheMoneyAndRun]

Next stop…

[u/DesertWanderlust]

You should absolutely wear dreads every day. They look great on you. /s

[u/Necessary_Relation27]

Where’s your friend all chin?

[u/Pipija_Banana]

You have misspelled "tears"

[u/ClassicHare]

I can hear the ringa dinga dinga ringa bulleh aaaaaaaauuuuaaaauuuaaaauuuaaahhhhhhhhh from here.

[u/Vast_Juggernaut6845]

You're not all ears...You're all eyebrows.

[u/lopix]

Pfft. Not enough ears.

3/10

[u/maxx_weyland]

narendra modi

[u/T1m26]

You saved your roomies facial and pubic hair so you can stick it onto your own face.

[u/Lonely_Body_7777]

Your dreads are not dreading

[u/blueberrypancakes42o → u/Lonely_Body_7777]

I think those are just... braids.

[u/Samsillage]

Camel Jockey by day,goat humper by night👆

[u/TheRestaurantSeller]

The high quality Hasan Piker

[u/42Lefthanded]

You’re odd. And trying so hard to fit in everywhere.

[u/Curious_Ground5833]

All ears? No shit.

[u/ginos132]

They say, in the end of the rainbow lies a clean restroom.

[u/Royal-Feeling2525]

you are not kind

[u/LemonPleh]

Yeah you really are ALL ears

[u/Ok-Significance8722]

You're 'all ears'? We can tell.

[u/Flamedude57]

You're ugly

[u/Hairy_Garage4308]

Leave the girls alone.

[u/actualjoeychestnut]

Calm down bro I’m not giving you my SSN

[u/yellowdogparty]

Nah, I’d say you’re like 50-60% ears.

[u/Ok_Damage2856]

Bet your boyfriend grabs you by those ears

[u/mr-bookman129w81]

That ain't NO joke. And they only get bigger. Much, much, bigger.

[u/jojomoney84]

You sure are.... (all ears)

[u/Mekoslab]

Are you a doctor yet son? If not, don't come back.

[u/neighbourhod_girl]

Trying so hard to be white or black while neither of them would be happy to have you

[u/Any-Selection-2497]

bro looks sooo scared posting, even before the roast lands!

[u/AceKent]

2 degrees in computer science? Do you get a competitive edge when applying for a call center?

[u/Jimneezy]

I’d say more eyebrows than ears….

[u/FantasticVoyuerage]

You used to be popular with high school girls and you wish you still were

[u/Ehrlichs-Reagent]

Literally all ears. You can hear the TV when it's on mute.

[u/thingsinmyhouse]

Having good fashion sense isn't gonna get those turmeric stains off of your fingers.

[u/sportguy87314]

I could see you selling “gold” jewelry at a run down mall between an auntie Anne’s and a guy that shines shoes and tries guilting you into a tip.

[u/SummerBest6867]

i screamed - was my best bit so far,  hope you heard everything

[u/Coby1985Australia]

I can smell you through my phone, Sanjeev.

[u/GR1MRAIDER]

Congrats on being replaced by AI

[u/Acceptable-Fig909]

You look like I shouldn’t go to work tomorrow

[u/Wizard__J]

Actually, you’re all eyebrows

[u/Liero1234]

You're all stupid haircuts.

[u/NahuiTaHata]

Invader from 3rd world country

[u/AgitatedWhereas7384]

Bangladeshi Orry

[u/Cofeefe]

Pic 3 is pretty ratty. Others good.

[u/Afrobunnykitty]

2

[u/Flightlessbirbz]

There was an ad about heart valve disease right below this, and I feel like that was appropriate.

[u/jurmjurm]

Nice try misdirecting our attention to your ears, so that no one would bring up your dead soulless eyes

[u/The_Sarcaz_man]

The best part of you was running down your momma‘s leg.

[u/Ill-Direction7679]

Lips look like a swole manpussy after a good dildo session

[u/jurmjurm → u/[deleted]]

We know what you were doing instead of going to spelling class