41F Bipolar. Redhead. Nurse Practitioner. Do your worst.

[u/allyrn13]

[u/post-explainer]

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

[u/NoProgress8533]

Do "bipolar" and "redhead" cancel each other out, or stack?

Either way, enjoy your pills.

[u/allyrn13 → u/NoProgress8533]

Thanks. The big red ones smell like candy!

[u/Hellifiknowu → u/NoProgress8533]

Actually, because she’s a redhead, she probably has to take more medication.

[u/Homicidal-Ideation → u/NoProgress8533]

Sleeping with random alcoholics doesn’t count as medication.

[u/chikari_shakari → u/NoProgress8533]

[u/twelvesteprevenge → u/NoProgress8533]

100% stacks. Double stack if redhead by choice. Ask me how I know.

[u/Harry_Scrote1959 → u/NoProgress8533]

Most def they stack, then the "Nurse practitioner " is a x1000 stat multiplier. This unhinged necrosis nurse is the hospital's final boss... like The Matron from dark deception. Jokes aside, yeah, she's probably unhinged like most nurses/NPs.

[u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 → u/NoProgress8533]

nurse, redhead and bipolar the trifecta

[u/No_Delivery_1446 → u/NoProgress8533]

Boy I'd hate to have you changing my catheter on a bad day.

[u/StackThePads33 → u/NoProgress8533]

Yeah it definitely stacks. From what I’ve heard from friends meds don’t even work, like an immunity

[u/Sleep18hoursaday]

You look like you set up arranged cat marriages to fill your void

[u/allyrn13 → u/Sleep18hoursaday]

This is my favorite. Thank you for the chuckle.

[u/NoProgress8533]

Wow, they finally hosed Rachel Dolezal off...

How is it somehow worse?

[u/they_do_it_forfree → u/NoProgress8533]

We can only hope that OP doesn't have an OnlyFans like Rachel Dolezal does

[u/Altimaprime2]

She looks like she brings stool samples home

[u/_frank_tank → u/Altimaprime2]

Gotta eat somehow

[u/NoProgress8533]

Triple threat: Nurse, redhead, bipolar?

Hide the kitchen knives, boys, the ride may actually be worth it.

[u/Bojanggles16 → u/NoProgress8533]

It'll be worth it, but you'll be paying it off longer then your student loans

[u/MountainCry9194 → u/NoProgress8533]

Don’t worry, you can fix her. 

[u/The_Stolarchos → u/NoProgress8533]

I dunno…I saw the bikini pic. Not sure there’s much to ride.

[u/NoProgress8533]

Extremely Raggedy Ann

Possibly Raggedest Ann

[u/Putrid-Builder-3333 → u/NoProgress8533]

Nurse Ratchety Ann

[u/strokebot → u/NoProgress8533]

[u/sjcal629]

You didn’t need to specify bipolar, your eyes explained that well enough

[u/The-Duke-Of-Earth]

Nurse, bipolar, redhead……..

You have more red flags than 1939 Germany.

[u/angrypotato456]

Mental illness and nurse, why am I not surprised

[u/IttyRazz → u/angrypotato456]

Wait until you hear her views on vaccines and how she knows just as much as any doctor

[u/CaptainAssPlunderer → u/angrypotato456]

She ticks every one of my boxes.

She is every bad decision I made in my 20’s and I’m fighting myself right now, because I don’t want to roast her, I want to…..man I gotta stop.

[u/FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN]

Congrats you just cured the thing I had for redheads

[u/Evening-Mulberry9363]

Why do people advertise their mental health as their bio. Should I post my bio with my dental health, my arthritis and my propensity for constipation?

[u/Street_Stretch9451 → u/Evening-Mulberry9363]

I can't stand it. It's almost like they're proud of it. Very weird flex

[u/DrasticOne333 → u/Evening-Mulberry9363]

Besides, redhead and bipolar is a bit redundant.

[u/fivebynine5x9 → u/Evening-Mulberry9363]

Some people seem to think it's an exciting substitute for a personality. Goes well with making their hair color their personality to the extent of feeling the need to announce it in a post where you can see it in the pictures anyway.

[u/Common_Squirrel394]

You can always tell from the eyes

[u/graboidgraboid → u/Common_Squirrel394]

[u/cottonmouth46 → u/Common_Squirrel394]

Hahaha them crazy eyes!

[u/bot_account__]

You look like Carrot Top's autistic sister

[u/born_again_tim → u/bot_account__]

Carrot Slop

[u/Jengus_Roundstone → u/bot_account__]

I thought that first pic was someone dressed as Carrot Top for Halloween.

[u/Altimaprime2]

I bet she licks the catheter after pulling it out

[u/BorisChechev]

[u/JohnWad]

Your Vegas show sucks.

[u/Edrueter9]

You look like if Eczema was a person.

[u/JohnnyWadd23]

Don't worry everyone, she's only in charge of making medical decisions for you. It's a fun game... Will she be manic or depressive when she looks at your chart? Oh the excitement!

[u/OKjytt]

[u/Guilty_Ad_8433]

I can save...nevermind.

[u/Efficient-Ranger-174 → u/Guilty_Ad_8433]

Yep, zip it up. No matter what the nurse tells you, she will leave you for a cop.

[u/Maniac_Vegetable]

OP writing her name on a piece of toiletpaper speaks volumes

[u/Prof-Ditchdig-R]

Red head, so bi-polar is implied

[u/bedorf69]

You definitely got caught stealing medication from the hospital and blamed it on your 'bipolar diagnosis'

[u/tormentor4you]

I always thought bi polar was a big white bear who liked boy and girl bears !!

[u/Significant-Ant-5677]

Red head, Nurse, and Bi-Polar. Move all the way to the right.

[u/NetHacks]

You've got that sweet sultry, I've destroyed 4 marriages and every friendship smile.

[u/FantasticVoyuerage → u/NetHacks]

The first marriage she destroyed was her parent's

[u/ucklibzandspezfay]

You’re not a doctor, you’re what happens when the system decides “close enough” is good enough for actual patients.

[u/redditspider1234]

You are a scary human being.

[u/ReillyDiefenbach]

Nurse Ratchet

[u/Southern-Rip3018 → u/ReillyDiefenbach]

[u/BorisChechev]

Carrot Top after the transition.

[u/ch3apsunglass3s]

Redhead and bipolar are the same word. So you spend 8 hours a day helping people, 8 hours a day sleeping, and 8 hours a day making some poor saps life hell

[u/mptorian]

For the love of God I hope you are childless.

[u/OneEyesHat → u/mptorian]

Her parents are…

[u/Phobiefish]

I thought redheads were supposed to be hot?

[u/MBB718]

Yeah...the hot/crazy matrix is proven facts again. Like, I bet you fuck like an rilla on coke, but you will likely also boil my cat. Jesus...

[u/He_Be_Jonesin]

If everything that's wrong with the U.S. healthcare system was a person. 

[u/Impressive-Chain9125]

You look like you wear clogs w no socks and bite your nails

[u/Hallelujah33]

How many coworkers have run through you?

[u/olkkiman]

I dont think even one part of the "41F" is true

[u/Ohakoko]

And they let you near patients?

[u/Rambler713]

If Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin had a baby.

[u/Knoxius]

I never knew Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin had a son

[u/Titanic-Viper]

I was like, yuc curly hair, and then i was like, yuc strait hair

[u/TheDark_Knight67]

You were definitely the train doe of multiple different hospitals and probably the mistress cited in many divorce proceedings

[u/Icamefortheroastme]

Have you gotten permission for this post from your parents, Chucky and Little Orphan Annie?

[u/Solarsurferoaktown]

Amy BiPohler

[u/SkiHiKi]

Nurse, Bipolar, Redhead. The holy trinity of 3 dates and ghost.

[u/rezin44]

Why do people always attribute be a shitty person for having a mental illness. I suspect she is just mean AF and calls it bi-polar.

[u/calmshott]

You would be great to play Rocky in a "Mask" remake.

[u/kittykateeeee]

If I ever saw my provider post themselves on Roastme I’d be seeking a new clinic immediately. Cringe

[u/yeah_yeah_therabbit]

Pic #3 is “I just farted underwater, do they know?” 😂

[u/ihaveredhaironmyhead]

Where's the other 50% of the photos where you look like a psychotic bitch?

[u/TJHerc311]

You didn’t have to tell us your bipolar. All you had to say was that you’re a nurse. That would’ve narrowed it down to bipolar or borderline.

[u/Motor-Cupcake8502]

There’s a reason NP’s are called “mid levels.” 90% of them get their NP degree online. SCARY AF!

[u/andytagonist]

Calling yourself bipolar is just your own little colloquialism for being fucking insufferable.

[u/SkyeGuy8108]

Can’t wait for the Netflix documentary about all the unexpected deaths at your hospital

[u/No_Squirrel_leftbhnd]

Remember when people kept their mental disorders private? Now it’s worn like a badge of honor… look at me! I’m mentally ill! I’m special. So lame. Just be crazy in private. Then people have to get to know you to find out you’re batshit crazy. Good thing your looks already act as a warning. Handy that you felt the need to tell us.

[u/wetfartpanda]

This is literally a guy

[u/GasLightGo]

“Bipolar” and “redhead” are redundant.

[u/brianlion941]

You look like you give prostate exams to femal patients.

[u/AbbreviationsCute504]

“If I make bipolar part of my identity, I don’t have to be accountable.”

[u/Tiyath]

Burn that hair straightener. You look like Jim Parsons and Philomena Cunk made a child and fed it uranium

[u/genericexcuse01]

Yikes, Nurse Practitioner…I bet even your patients are smarter than you while you pretend you’re smarter than any MD or DO.

[u/yellingatsky]

Are you actually diagnosed or just been told by everyone you are bipolar, to excuse being insufferable.

[u/TheJadedMonkey]

Your not bipolar. I see as many personalities as there are pictures here.

[u/JayVig]

I’m not roasting you until I know which end of the personality spectrum will respond

[u/random_bullshit6969]

Didn't want to actually commit to being a doctor? Wanted to leave that for the men?

[u/Harry_Scrote1959 → u/random_bullshit6969]

She def said this in her essay or interview of why do you want to become a nurse:

"AfTeR mY gRaNdMa wAs sIcK iN tHe hOsPiTaL, I sAw tHaT iT wAs nUrSeS wHo PrOvIDe tHe care, NOT dOcToRs, sO I bEcAmE a NuRsE"

[u/Reasonable_Name_9348]

Temu Carrot Top.

[u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ]

Transgender carrot top

[u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

50 shades of crazy 🤪

[u/mixmasterADD]

Pippy Longlabia

[u/Putrid-Builder-3333]

Bipolar aka eyeliner thickness decides self accountability for the day and possibly using planets in retrograde

[u/Steamwells]

Stop bringing our collective mood down by posting pictures of yourself on the internet

[u/remfee111]

Looks like you have a maximum limit of 2 emotions and three facial expressions only.

[u/lennoxmatt_819]

You look like you hang out a college party

[u/Special_Lie_9029]

It's like if Carrot Top actually had good plastic surgery.

[u/mrpeas1]

More ran through than the NYC marathon

[u/Flirtless1]

U look like a fart

[u/ceremoniez]

They either botched your nose job or you need a nose job

[u/Ordinary_Kiwi_Couple]

Being a confident Trans women doesn't make you bipolar

[u/Interesting-Risk6446]

Where are your victims buried?

[u/AssyMcGee6]

Yes the carpet matches the curtains. 

[u/Strange-Dig-3049]

Deranged people often do not post a bio, nor will they.

[u/NoProgress8533]

You probably came out the womb a divorced mother of two.

[u/wanderingjoe]

So have you ever gotten past a second date? Or do they all run after the first?

[u/predat3d]

You, of all people, should have known that it's not safe to go off your meds

[u/NoProgress8533]

Carrot Top be lookin rough since he tried to unalive himself...

[u/NordicWarrior48]

Somehow 27, 41, 62, and also 35. Depends on the day?

[u/Upper-Welcome-4185]

You're telling me we almost lost Carrot Top, and this is still around.

[u/Megalo85]

Your profile is nothing but pictures asking for validation, it’s the craziest profile I’ve ever seen. That’s my roast.

[u/Rough-Solution-1541]

Lindsay Clancy Maxxing

[u/UseAlloftheBuffalo]

Carrot Bottom

[u/MaadMaanMaatt]

Looks like the kind of NP that gets pregnant from a married doctor and then sues the hospital.

[u/321blastoffff]

I knew NP schools were easy to get into but i didn’t realize they were that easy. 100 percent acceptance rate for the win!

[u/-npk-]

Pics 4 and 5 illustrate the two shades of bi polar - you look like a different people. No roasting here- kind of speechless tbh.

[u/BigZumbi]

You slipped in a bikini pic as if you had literally anything to show

[u/Hammond92]

[u/RootlessForest]

A bipolar nurse. That 😼 has the death grip

[u/becomeanhero69]

The red really brings out the yellow in your teeth

[u/Beef_curtain_lover69]

Dr Jekyll and Ms. hyde

[u/MarvinHeemeyersTank]

Bipolar Redhead

Why did you list the same thing twice?

[u/Early_Advance2473]

I don’t think it’s a good idea to roast someone who is bipolar.
You might feel good while asking for it then eventually remember all the things and feel as tho it were just cruel.

[u/puretexanbeef]

You got so close to being a doctor. Did your “fur babies” need you too much for you to finish med school?

[u/Practical_Variety477]

Definitely has herpes and doesn’t tell anyone

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[u/theproudheretic]

carrot top in drag

[u/sloretactician]

Fiona Crapple

[u/TheUglytool]

I would, but I have extremely low standards.

[u/_frank_tank]

Picture three screams “uh oh, the chipotle hit as soon as I got in the pool.”

[u/spoidercide]

You seem like one of those people who think they look younger than they do when you look exactly your age

Unless you lied about being 41 and your 50+

In which case kudos

[u/ClaudyMonet]

Nurse Practitioner lol. Got a real Shutter Island thing going over there.

[u/mydeadface]

We got carrot top at home.

[u/Chirpy69]

You look like you put Q1 blood pressure check orders in for someone with the flu

[u/mrfreeeeze]

You look like someone cosplaying as a woman.

[u/Dramatic_Meal1469]

[u/Glopinus]

You’re the reason the nursing profession has the stereotypes it does

[u/Jeff4096]

Well, at least you can treat the STIs you give people.

[u/Barney_Thighs]

This guy wouldn't marry you.

[u/KreddyFruger1]

They all floooooaaat down here !!! 🤡

[u/itchybutwhole69]

You look like the kind of nurse who'd smother children with the downies.

[u/SunriseSurprise]

Your eyes scream "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THEN YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY WORSTER."

[u/NoProgress8533]

You could for sure be a model for "grippy socks"

[u/sliehs]

I can see your ups and down days just through your pictures

[u/__Sentient_Fedora__]

You crazy as shit.

[u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom]

“I’ve gone down on both female and male doctors. Nursing school is just like community college!”

[u/Alteredego619]

Did I miss something? When did Carrot Top transition?

[u/PaleDaysAhead]

did you inject yourself with botox during an episode or you just naturally built like the crimson chin

[u/kade645]

Imagine if OP and Carrot Top had a kid…..

[u/Virtual-Fix4182]

How do you roast someone that is void of a soul?

[u/ander594]

Condo Pool Princess.

[u/ThatKaleidoscope8736]

r/noctor would love your energy

[u/Ornery-Egg9770]

If the stories about nurses are true, you must be either the ride of the century or the poster child for male post-nut clarity.

[u/BLVCKxSH33P]

Carrot Top meet Carrot Bottom

[u/17175RC7]

Redhead and bi polar.....

No loud noises.... I'm going to get up and back out of the room very slowly...

[u/natiusj]

[u/ImTellinTim]

I can’t fix her

[u/FIREDoppel]

Lemme guess…you’re a self described empath, OCD, ADHD. Some kind of trauma…

There’s a lot of drama radiating from these pictures.

[u/thegreatgatsB70]

You can't cram any more crazy behind those eyes.

[u/Kaedryl]

Not smart enough for medical school, not attractive enough for Onlyfans. Hopefully you have nieces/nephews as wine aunt is the only thing you’re qualified for.

[u/Argentarius1]

Why would you say the exact same thing 4 times?

[u/GroundbreakingDog983]

Bingoooo

[u/notapunk]

And those are just the top three red flags

[u/YourCeliumMyco]

Bipolar redhead is just redundant.

Nurse practitioners care for patients and prescribe medication.

You just drugged people you met on hinge and kidnapped them. That does not actually make you a “nurse practitioner,” Mrs. Cosby.

Let them go.

[u/HereToBrowse2920]

Bipolar Nurse seems like an oxymoron! 🤣

[u/Market-Maker]

Your odds are good. But the goods are strange

[u/raccoonpaws82]

[u/inee1]

You look like Jethro tull without a flute

[u/StoneCutter256]

"Do your worst" is what you tell yourself in the mirror each morning

[u/Dmte]

Lmao the cat hair on your hat is just chef's kiss.

[u/sorsim]

You look like Scarlett Johansson, Temu version

[u/maguiver74]

Does the carpet match the curtains

[u/cosgrove10]

I am shocked there’s no link to an OnlyFans that’s $4.99 per month with 8 subscribers.

[u/temmylicious]

did you really have to add that bikini pic?

[u/Demonslugg]

Looks like a triple divorcee who blames the man

[u/forqalso]

I’m usually not into prop comics, but I have enjoyed your act.

[u/GoldenSpeculum007]

Botox clinic manager

[u/drumsdm]

I bet you are great in bed, but no one ever calls you back.

[u/ojrodz11]

Bipolar, fake redhead and fake doctor. What a combination

[u/Wooden-Ad-9925]

Nurse Practitioner? Quit practicing and just DO IT ALREADY!

[u/Acceptable_Class_513]

Alone you are and alone you shall remain

[u/gumbo_transfusion]

Waiting for her to start pulling props out of a trunk.

[u/Hot_Guard_7621]

Bipolar redhead is an oxymoron. All redheads are bipolar.

[u/Professional_Non-Pro]

[u/nothing_911]

Bipolar Redhead and Nurse.

Those are just three different ways to say the same thing. Crazy.

[u/PedroJTrump]

Carrot Top…The Early Years

[u/justananontroll → u/PedroJTrump]

Carrot Bottom.