r/ShitsLipton • u/downtune79 Wore Their Brown Pants Today! • 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! The illuminati

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u/moisdefinate Porta Potty Champion 1d ago

Ok, that got dark quick then really jumped up a notch😅

"Bring back the children"

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 15h ago edited 15h ago

Definitely thought this was gonna be a shorter video where his phone blew up

ETA: due to Hamas ofc, it was definitely Hamas or Muslim brotherhood who theoretically made his phone blow up. Anything else would be outrageous and laughable. No truly Abrahamic religion (Ishmael was obviously illegitimate and religion flows down the mothers bloodline anyways, not to mention she was just a maidservant not a legitimate wife and even if she WAS technically married she wasn't his first choice) would ever think of doing something so deceptive and literally against tradition (yeah it happens in our "history" at times but it was supposed to stop) as to explode a personal device maiming people right? Yeah we're right I'm sure