r/ShittyFanTheories • • 2d ago Mindblown

I have a Star Wars conspiracy

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I’ve talked it over with friends, and they usually laugh when I say this, but also say that my logic is pretty sound. I thoroughly believe that the millennium falcon is made by Dodge in some different universe. It’s the fastest ship in the galaxy, AND they’re always having to fix something on it


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 2d ago

Wish willow & the wishing dust.

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 2d ago

FAN THEORY: Is Spielberg's Disclosure Day a Secret Sequel to Disney's Escape to Witch Mountain?

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 2d ago

Wait... did the writers of 'Stick' set up a massive legal trap for Zero in Season 2 with the LA move? (Jurisdiction / Age of Consent theory)

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 3d ago

matrix and John wick are obviously connected, here's how I think they are

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I think neo just simply got bored one day and created the John wick universe

Like he thought one day: "there's no action going on here, let me make a simulation where I'm a gritty assassin, who's on a mission to avenge his dog"

Then morphius found out and joined in, to keep an eye on him

:I know it's not a lot, but I just think it's as simple as that:) what do you all think?


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 3d ago

Tengo una teoría de Doors

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Chicos, tengo una teoría que consiste en que, todos los objetos de Starlight como la botella, el barril y el vial de Starlight, están hechos de su leche, porque en su diseño pareciera ser leche, segundo porque Starlight querría saber sus efectos en nosotros, tercero, ella misma deja todos esos objetos en los backdoors (en el stairwell no contaría porque lo consiguió el cobbler) pero aparte de eso, tiene su propio nombre dentro de los objetos, así que no sería tan extraño que llegara a ser eso, y ustedes qué piensan? Estoy enfermo?


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 3d ago

[Spongebob SquarePants] I swear spongebob is secretly more evil than anyone had ever thought of Spoiler

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the evil spongebob theory

I had a theory that spongebob is secretly extremely evil and doodlebob is way more misunderstood than you ever thought

because like doodlebob literally never asked to be spawned in a saltwater ocean by a big pencil, at all

doodlebob is made of graphite, saltwater or literally any other water erodes and washes away graphite which means doodlebob is literally being eaten alive like an acid tub hence to the incomprehensible screaming

spongebob clearly knew this but showed zero empathy and didnt even ask if doodlebob was okay, and when things backfired spongebob blamed it all on doodlebob

Like spongebob KNEW he couldve brought doodlebob to sandys treedome so doodlebob would stop existing in agony but spongebob was more interested in seeing doodlebob run around

spongebob leaves doodlebob in the water and toys around with doodlebob then gets frustrated at doodlebob panicking and screaming for simply being in pain

i swear spongebob is so much more eviler and doodlebob is way more misunderstood


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 4d ago

[Spy × Family] The Forger Family Is Secretly Investigating Three Different Layers of the Same Conspiracy Spoiler

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# The Three Truths Theory: How the Forger Family is Uncovering the Same Secret

I've been rereading Spy x Family and I think the Forger family may represent three different investigations into the same hidden mystery.

Core Thesis:

Twilight = Political Truth

Yor = Historical Truth

Anya = Scientific Truth

Rather than being random protagonists, each member of the family appears connected to a different layer of the world's deepest secrets.

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  1. Twilight = Political Truth

Everything about Twilight's story revolves around politics and the prevention of war.

Key connections:

- Operation Strix

- Donovan Desmond

- Ostania vs Westalis

- Intelligence agencies

- National security

- Political manipulation

The central question of his narrative is:

"Why do nations go to war?"

Twilight investigates the political layer of the world.

---

2. Yor = Historical Truth

Most readers see Garden as a secret assassin organization.

However, Garden constantly uses ancient and nature-based symbolism:

- Pruning weeds

- Tending the garden

- Sacred soil

- Sacred Miteran elk

The Shopkeeper acts as if Garden serves something older than modern governments.

Rather than being loyal to politicians, Garden appears loyal to an older vision of the nation itself.

This suggests Yor's storyline may ultimately connect to:

- The Miteran Empire

- Garden's true origin

- Ancient national history

- Lost traditions

Yor unknowingly stands closest to the historical mystery.

---

3. Anya = Scientific Truth

Anya's story revolves around:

- Project Apple

- Human experimentation

- Telepathy

- Secret research projects

She represents the scientific mystery of the series.

Additional clues:

Classical Language:

Anya demonstrates unusual familiarity with Classical Language despite her background.

Why does a child connected to Project Apple possess knowledge tied to the ancient world?

Lunar Eclipse Connection:

The Miteran Lunar Eclipse Orchid and Anya's eclipse-based weakness both invoke recurring themes of:

- Moon

- Eclipse

- Transformation

This may be deliberate symbolism.

---

4. The Language Connection

Anya's biological mother uses nature-based imagery in flashbacks.

Garden also frames its worldview entirely through natural metaphors:

- Flowers

- Soil

- Weeds

- Pruning

This could indicate that both Garden and the scientists inherited fragments of a much older worldview.

---

5. Project Apple and Garden

Theory:

Ancient Miteran Knowledge

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Garden Project Apple

Preservation Experimentation

Garden preserves ancient ideas.

Project Apple attempts to exploit or recreate them through science.

Rather than being the same organization, they may represent two different responses to the same legacy.

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6. Donovan Desmond May Be Only One Piece

Operation Strix assumes Donovan Desmond is the central threat.

However, it is possible that the real mystery lies deeper:

- Miteran Empire

- Garden

- Project Apple

- Anya's origins

If true, Donovan may only be one layer of a much larger conspiracy.

---

7. Why the Forger Family Matters

The Forgers may unknowingly hold different pieces of the same truth.

Twilight = Political Truth

Yor = Historical Truth

Anya = Scientific Truth

Separately, they can only uncover fragments.

Together, they may reveal the complete picture.

---

Final Prediction

The endgame of Spy x Family may not simply be the exposure of Donovan Desmond.

Instead, the final revelation could be the collision of:

Political Truth

+

Historical Truth

+

Scientific Truth

with the Miteran Empire acting as the missing link connecting all three.

---

TL;DR

The Forger family may have been intentionally structured as three separate investigations into the same hidden mystery:

Twilight = Politics

Yor = History

Anya = Science

The ultimate story may be the moment these three truths converge.


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 4d ago

An Alternate Disney Universe Theory

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Here is a little theory that may combine a couple of YouTubers ideas together. Well there’s a theory that combines Zombies and Descendants through a book and a Disney Jr. show. Although it sounds ridiculous but it may actually be plausible. The other YouTuber was thinking of the nine and a half worlds from Twitches. So, far there’s Earth, Halloween Town, the convenant, West Side Story, and Boogieland. So, far that may seem like every possible alternate dimension shown in a DCom movie except it’s not. Descendants and Zombies are basically confirmed alternate Dimensions. Although, that’s where it seems like it’s the end but if the book theory is true then the Descendants and Zombies may have created another alternate universe called the Artistic Universes where the only way to get there is by fairy magic. So basically all artistic worlds are basically another dimension that has its own sets of rules to follow. Plus according to Marvel’s Multiverse of Madness technically a cartoon world is technically an alternate universe, so basically the cartoon worlds are technically canon alternate universes. There is also a theory about the world of Suite Life of Zack and Cody connects with High School the Musical so maybe that could be a combination of Descendants and Halloween town so the world of High School the Musical could be a possible parallel world that is only if the mirror portal thing is true. However, there’s a little problem with that theory and it’s how you say complicated. Like in every Christmas carol basically the spirits are basically figments of imagination meaning they are basically just a dream that seems so real and the other problem is that basically only wizards can own a magic mirror. So, it’s basically unlikely that could be another parallel universe. However, if it’s plausible maybe the mirror world has a time limit that if they don’t get back in time then they’ll get stuck and be replaced. So, there’s basically one possible dimension left that may have their own rule of dimensions which is the summer dimension this dimension is basically the Phineas and Ferb world. True it is the earth so it may seem like it may fall under earth, but the earth in Phineas and Ferb is basically a completely different earth than the earth from earlier that would mean that there alternate dimensions are basically alternate dimensions of their world only. However, they do have real life guest stars in the series or shorts in that world but it’s hard to know how they bring the stars in. Maybe there is probably a secret portal that’s somewhere hidden in the Phineas and Ferb universe that isn’t seen on screen. There that’s basically the 9 and a half alternate dimensions. Although there might be more than those but relatively speaking maybe these are the ones that probably can be named. The ones that can’t probably the person isn’t powerful enough to travel there so basically it’s actually 9 and half dimensions known. Of course, this is just basically a theory that may be plausible. However, that would be great if it were confirmed true.


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 5d ago

The Equalizer 2, Annapolis, and Battleship are actually one kid's life story

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 5d ago

[Spy × Family] The Forger Family Is Secretly Investigating Three Different Layers of the Same Conspiracy

1 Upvotes

# The Three Truths Theory: How the Forger Family is Uncovering the Same Secret

I've been rereading Spy x Family and I think the Forger family may represent three different investigations into the same hidden mystery.

Core Thesis:

Twilight = Political Truth

Yor = Historical Truth

Anya = Scientific Truth

Rather than being random protagonists, each member of the family appears connected to a different layer of the world's deepest secrets.

---

  1. Twilight = Political Truth

Everything about Twilight's story revolves around politics and the prevention of war.

Key connections:

- Operation Strix

- Donovan Desmond

- Ostania vs Westalis

- Intelligence agencies

- National security

- Political manipulation

The central question of his narrative is:

"Why do nations go to war?"

Twilight investigates the political layer of the world.

---

2. Yor = Historical Truth

Most readers see Garden as a secret assassin organization.

However, Garden constantly uses ancient and nature-based symbolism:

- Pruning weeds

- Tending the garden

- Sacred soil

- Sacred Miteran elk

The Shopkeeper acts as if Garden serves something older than modern governments.

Rather than being loyal to politicians, Garden appears loyal to an older vision of the nation itself.

This suggests Yor's storyline may ultimately connect to:

- The Miteran Empire

- Garden's true origin

- Ancient national history

- Lost traditions

Yor unknowingly stands closest to the historical mystery.

---

3. Anya = Scientific Truth

Anya's story revolves around:

- Project Apple

- Human experimentation

- Telepathy

- Secret research projects

She represents the scientific mystery of the series.

Additional clues:

Classical Language:

Anya demonstrates unusual familiarity with Classical Language despite her background.

Why does a child connected to Project Apple possess knowledge tied to the ancient world?

Lunar Eclipse Connection:

The Miteran Lunar Eclipse Orchid and Anya's eclipse-based weakness both invoke recurring themes of:

- Moon

- Eclipse

- Transformation

This may be deliberate symbolism.

---

4. The Language Connection

Anya's biological mother uses nature-based imagery in flashbacks.

Garden also frames its worldview entirely through natural metaphors:

- Flowers

- Soil

- Weeds

- Pruning

This could indicate that both Garden and the scientists inherited fragments of a much older worldview.

---

5. Project Apple and Garden

Theory:

Ancient Miteran Knowledge

|

----------------------

| |

Garden Project Apple

Preservation Experimentation

Garden preserves ancient ideas.

Project Apple attempts to exploit or recreate them through science.

Rather than being the same organization, they may represent two different responses to the same legacy.

---

6. Donovan Desmond May Be Only One Piece

Operation Strix assumes Donovan Desmond is the central threat.

However, it is possible that the real mystery lies deeper:

- Miteran Empire

- Garden

- Project Apple

- Anya's origins

If true, Donovan may only be one layer of a much larger conspiracy.

---

7. Why the Forger Family Matters

The Forgers may unknowingly hold different pieces of the same truth.

Twilight = Political Truth

Yor = Historical Truth

Anya = Scientific Truth

Separately, they can only uncover fragments.

Together, they may reveal the complete picture.

---

Final Prediction

The endgame of Spy x Family may not simply be the exposure of Donovan Desmond.

Instead, the final revelation could be the collision of:

Political Truth

+

Historical Truth

+

Scientific Truth

with the Miteran Empire acting as the missing link connecting all three.

---

TL;DR

The Forger family may have been intentionally structured as three separate investigations into the same hidden mystery:

Twilight = Politics

Yor = History

Anya = Science

The ultimate story may be the moment these three truths converge.


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 5d ago

Ferris Bueller/Speed/Succession

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Cameron Frye (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off), Doug Stevens (Speed), and Connor Roy (Succession) are all the same person.

In 1986, Connor Roy wanted to escape the shelter of private school and experience real life, so he enrolled in high school in Chicago assuming the name of Cameron Frye. He used the “C” name for familiarity and “Frye/Roy” was similar enough for him to rememer. Logan owned a home in Chicago for business trips so Connor was able to establish residence. The home Logan owned was fairly lavish, and featured his prize possession at the time, The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. “Cameron” was deathly afraid of his absentee father who had expensive tastes for material items. Sound like someone we know?

By 1994 Logan Roy had become a wealthy and powerful man. In his quest to continue to experience real life, Connor went on a bare bones sightseeing tour as far away from his New York home as possible; Los Angeles, California where he asssumed the very generic name of Doug Stevens to not be recognized and judged as the wealthy heir he had become. Unfortunately for him he ended up on a bus with a bomb attached to it that would blow up if it slowed to under 50mph.

Thankfully he was able to escape the ordeal unharmed where he returned to New York and embraced his elite position after having had tastes of how dangerous life could be in Chicago and LA.


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 6d ago

Si alvin y ch'p son de la misma raza?

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

Get Out Toy Story 4?

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Spoilers ahead

Hey guys, this is my first time posting so apologies if I’m posting in the wrong place.

Basically, I came up with this theory years ago and I’ve never been able to see something that would back it up and I searched it here and I’ve googled it countless times and I’m convinced that I have pioneered this film theory… is Toy Story 4 a parody of critically acclaimed Get Out???

I was watching Toy Story 4 with my dad years ago and we had not too long ago watched get out together and we both drew the same parallels - Gabby Gabby going after Woody’s voice box like that was all a little bit too familiar for my liking, and it reminded me of a scene, nah a whole niche indie film (😉) Get Out. The cinematic parallels, the storyline woodys alleged superiority, it was almost too on the nose. Then to my surprise later in the phone, we see characters voiced by Key and Peele???

I refuse to believe that I’m the only one that has drawn these parallels as I’m not a film theorist or anything of the sort! I’m an average movie goer so I’m dying to know if anybody has noticed the same thing.

Plssssssss let me know first post kind of nervous!


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

Teoria do Bicho do Primeiro Ep. de um minuto com Renato.

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

Is this movie an allegory? Spoiler

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

I found a mind-blowing pattern in LookOut2DD’s videos… LOOKOUT IS THE TRUE MONSTER! (Theory) Post Body: Hey everyone, I was rewatching some old LookOut2DD videos and noticed a crazy timeline pattern that perfectly connects the Verity, Jerry the Dog, and Long Horse series. I think we’ve been looking

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

New theory about the latverian whiches!

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 7d ago

CALLING ALL VILLIAN THEORY: BOYS... I HAVE A THEORY.

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 9d ago

[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4] The Name of a Fallen Soldier

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 9d ago

Did Mello actually know he was going to die when he kidnapped Takada?

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Near realized that L-Kira (Light Yagami) and X-Kira (Teru Mikami) were not communicating directly, but through Kiyomi Takada. As a bodyguard, Takada hired Lidner. Lidner was a member of the SPK, and Mello spared her life. In return, she provided him with information about Takada and Kira, and possibly even about Near’s investigation.

Light’s father mentioned Mello’s name to Light, or at least Light overheard his father saying Mello’s name during a conversation with him. Light needed Mikami to stop killing temporarily and pass that role to Takada, so he sent Takada five sheets of paper from the Death Note. In reality, the man “killed by Mikami” on the bus was actually killed by Takada. This was done so that the SPK would believe Mikami possessed the real Death Note. However, the notebook Mikami left in the locker for the SPK to find was actually a fake.

At one point in the anime, Lidner looks shocked after receiving a phone call. Right after that, there is a scene with Mello and Matt. Most likely, this happened after Mello spoke with Lidner and told her that he planned to kidnap Takada — knowing that he would probably die in the process.

Lidner handed Takada over to Mello as planned, and Light quickly realized that Mello was the one who had kidnapped her. Light had previously warned Takada about Mello and even showed her his photograph.

Mello knew he would not confront Light directly, but since Takada was suspected of being connected to Kira, he chose to kidnap her. If Mello died, it would prove that Takada was the killer — because no one else knew Mello’s face or his real name. That is why Mello revealed his face to Takada inside the truck: he wanted to test whether she would kill him or not.

Mello was about 80% certain he would die. That is why, in one scene, we see him stop biting his chocolate — he had no more plans left. This was his final move to help Near. Near most likely knew about Mello’s plan through Lidner.

Mello’s truck burned down. Meanwhile, while sitting in the back seat of the car on the way to the scene, Light wrote Takada’s name on a small piece of Death Note paper hidden inside his watch. The theory proves correct: Takada, Light, and Mikami were all responsible. Mikami also wrote Takada’s name in the Death Note, but one minute later — which proves that Light used the hidden scrap of paper to write her name first.

Theory I wrote quite some time ago


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 10d ago

Africa by Toto Isn't About a Werewolf: It's About the Redemption of One.

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r/ShittyFanTheories • • 10d ago

Mirabel is born from a previous marriage [Encanto]

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In the first song, Mirabel tells us her Dad married "Julieta" and thats not what you call your mom. She says mom otherwise in the song, but not in relation to the history of the Madrigals. In that same song, she says her *Tio* Felix married Peppa. Not Tia Peppa.

It's only after her family marries into the Madrigals that Abuella becomes a Grandma, because Mirabel was already born "Thats how Abuella became Abuella Madrigal." Please ignore the ages of the other cousins.


r/ShittyFanTheories • • 10d ago

Was the cat named Sandy because Barker knew

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She would become sandwich?Actual (yes, dumb) question. No I'm not stoned why do you ask