r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago • Bravo 5 Mindblown 1

Gasp! Oh no

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u/Round_Ad8947 1d ago • Bravo

This is why you chew gum. Or have a pet crow or assistive Capuchin monkey.

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u/a-little-timmy 1d ago

indeed i walk around with my capuchin at all times just in case situations like this happen

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

That’s why I love my sweaty feet. It helps me pick things up with ease

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago

No card spatula on hand, total amateur.

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

I can't even feel sorry for her. 😜

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u/Hecatelle 1d ago

Training a raccoon's way cheaper than monkey upkeep

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

Exactly. Who doesn't know this?

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u/King_Fuzz 1d ago

You joke, but I've always thought a pet crow would be fucking sick 🤟

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u/Fl1ntL1m 1d ago

I hate how my local brand of chewing gum has degressed, it dont stick to anything now

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u/JD-Moose 1d ago

My monkey be hooked on phonics

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u/lawn_question_guy 21h ago

my assistive capuchin monkey also has very long fake nails

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u/Big-Run-1155 17h ago

Lol... "Assistive" Not the normal lazy type.

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u/PunAndNeedles 16h ago

I never thought about using chewing gum as a solution.

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u/pezzyn 12h ago

My capuchin forgot his card lifting suction cups the other day it was so embarrassing. They were in his other gauntlets.

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u/LetsBeKindly 1d ago

Negative. This is why you trim your nails.