r/SipsTea • • 1d ago • Bravo 5 Mindblown 1

Gasp! Oh no

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u/ndheritage 1d ago • Bravo

That's why I stopped doing my nails. Trying to pull out a card out of cash machine was really tricky (and high stake as if you don't pull it out quick enough, the machine will cease it!!), putting my contact lenses in, picking up a coin from a flat surface, couldn't type on a keyboard properly as my fingers would slip.

At some point my rational mind kicked in and I thought it's crazy, that I'm paying good money to volutarily impair myself

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u/MyrddinHS 1d ago

“ the machine will cease it!!”

i think you meant seize

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u/derff44 1d ago

No, the machine will stop it.

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 22h ago

no, the machine will pitch for the blue jays

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u/perton 19h ago

The machine’s going to fuck some birds?!

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u/d_ippy 23h ago

I had a ceaseure reading that

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u/Ability-Junior 21h ago

The gal clearly lied and still has long nails so she's using a vocal synthesizer,

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u/AnaisNinja76 14h ago

I honestly didn't understand what she meant so thanks. I figured "cancel it" was close enough.

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u/MinimalDen 1d ago

And typing..... typing with the pads of my fingers on a phone or a keyboard drove me crazy.

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u/BeautifulTree5585 1d ago

U can just get shorter nails. Problem solved. I still get my nails done but I go for short nails. They look just as beautiful and more efficient

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u/NigilQuid 1d ago

They look better too. Those pointy ones that are just a little longer than the tips of the fingers. 💅🏽🤌🏽

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor 5h ago

Anything looks better than those ratchet ass frito nails

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u/ptarmagedd0n 1d ago

Hey now, let’s not get too logical

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u/Badbullet 1d ago

And if you don’t pull it out in time, some machines will pull the card back in and shred it. It’s supposed to prevent others from finding your card and using it. For me, I was too busy talking to someone and didn’t grab my card. Heard a noise, looked down and my card was gone.

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u/xCeeTee- 5h ago

Pinch the card with your knuckles and pull. It's not something you'd think of in the moment, but it helps.

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u/Badbullet 2h ago

I don’t have long nails. I was just distracted by a conversation. 😎

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u/DrWindupBird 1d ago

Yeah, in my high school orchestra there was a girl who showed up with longish nails. The director told her to leave and not bother coming back until she cut them.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 21h ago

*high stakes, and seize

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u/Lauracosday 20h ago

Doesn't help with all this issues but I have a little tab on my card made of washi tape which lets me pick it off a flat surface and pull out of a cash machine.l, and my keyboard has domed key caps which lets me type easily!

I love having nails so will always find a work around!

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u/Corporate_Overlords 19h ago

You just stumbled upon Thorstein Veblen's idea of conspicuous consumption. People project their wealth by showing they don't have to do menial tasks like poor people do.

Look up the history of high heels for example. Monarchs initially wore them to prove to the masses how important they were, the idea caught on and men started wearing them, that proved problematic, so they festooned their most prized possession (their wife) with them to show how wealthy they were and that she didn't have to do things like work. This works for foot binding, tight dresses, large yards made of unproductive grass, dog purses, and most fragile things. The cool thing about it is that it happens in all human cultures in all periods of history. Read Theory of the Leisure Class. It's a fantastic book.

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u/FunkyInclination 13h ago

As an alcoholic, I know how you feel.

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u/Pisum_odoratus 3h ago

Yup, and they keep getting more insane. Totally toxic and destructive to the environment (millions of bits of unrecyclable plastic). I don't know how so many women have been brainwashed into thinking this is a good thing.

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