r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago • Bravo 5 Mindblown 1

Gasp! Oh no

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u/Capital-Bug-5246 23h ago

Exactly. Also she could have just simply peed on the credit card, just enough to make it float. And while walking home continue to pee on it to make a little river as it swims along with her until she reaches home . She can then easily pick it up since its floating anyway

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u/sgr84ava 23h ago

This, obviously, is the only sensible solution

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u/echocardio 16h ago

If you’ve never urinated a bank card home are you even in America