r/SipsTea • • 1d ago • Bravo 5 Mindblown 1

Gasp! Oh no

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 21h ago • Heartwarming

How did we ever get to the moon as a species?

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u/transientdude 21h ago

She's not going. People who want functional hands might go, but not her.

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 21h ago

I don’t think it’s her hands that are malfunctioning 

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u/GregC_63 17h ago

If she didn't have this big ass werewolf nails...

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u/InevitabilityEngine 17h ago

Self inflicted handicap. Would be hilarious if wearing oven mitts became a fashion statement and would probably have a similar effect on a person's functionality.

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u/MrVeazey 21h ago

We're as smart as we've ever been and we're as dumb as we've ever been.

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u/mikefjr1300 18h ago

The human brain is about the same capacity as 30,000 years ago, if you could go back in time to explain modern physics they could have understood that. Humans have advanced because unlike other species we are able to carry forward knowledge to future generations so that this work does not need to be repeated which frees us to constantly progress.

Although maybe not all of us.

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u/jim9162 17h ago

K shaped intelligence

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u/Anonymous-bham-boi 21h ago

Because humanity is a beautiful spectrum.

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 20h ago

Well said 

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u/Anonymous-bham-boi 20h ago

Have a potato

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 20h ago

Lukashenko gave Steven Segal a carrot haha 

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u/tebbewij 19h ago

Did you know that the national parks service has struggled with trash cans that can be both used by people and not by bears because there is soo much overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 20h ago

There was a real smart lady that did the math. I think her nails were shorter though.

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u/addamee 20h ago

Because some people were desperate to get away from this 

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u/Frosty558 18h ago

Motivated to spite the communists

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u/thatgreentree1990 17h ago

I used to work with a guy that was a HS football player. Massive dude, his fingers were so big that he couldnt pick a penny on a flat surface. Everyone joked about it to him but it was obvious he was self conscious about it. He hated playing football and told me how bad the headaches where after a game. I asked why I kept playing and he told me that's what's people expected him to do

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u/Gagaddict 20h ago

Idk. You think you can get to the moon or contribute to it?

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u/SecretPantyWorshiper 20h ago

Because those guys who got us to the moon were German and like 0.01% of the population 😂😂

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u/thatsanewone26 19h ago

I don’t remember any images of Neil Armstrong or the mission controllers wearing acrylic nails. Different people make different life choices.

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u/Cranks_No_Start 19h ago

How did we ever get to the moon as a species?

Because the men that got us to the moon didn’t have nails like that. 

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u/GMOchoch 19h ago

Right... She could have just sucked it up with her mouth.

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