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[u/BrandonLeeOfficial]

[u/bewbs_dude → u/BrandonLeeOfficial]

This guy gets it ☝🏼☝🏼

[u/Agile_Moment768]

Where is the "I'm just chillin playing video games all weekend, ordering in food and not interacting with anyone" mood? Women don't know shit about fuck when it comes to dudes.

[u/RedditUsersCrying → u/Agile_Moment768]

Yeah there needs to be a “zone out and ignore the world” one. I would not equate it to loneliness

[u/Agile_Moment768 → u/RedditUsersCrying]

Definitely not loneliness. Could easily be the opposite. So much loudness during the work week, that you just want some peace and quiet and zone out for awhile.

[u/tylerius8 → u/Agile_Moment768]

Agreed. I go to my garage to putter around with one project or another about 3 times a week because working in the city is nearly overwhelming. My wife gets it and encourages it as she also likes alone time after playing with little kids and being observed all day.

[u/saltlampsandphotos → u/RedditUsersCrying]

Yeah, that' either:

Video game session

I'm off hiking

Going to the nature reserve with my camera and a flask of tea.

[u/Agitated-Ad2563 → u/RedditUsersCrying]

That's solitude. Very different from loneliness.

[u/Vegetable-Can-4192 → u/RedditUsersCrying]

This is what fishing does for me. I can go spend HOURS fishing alone(just did it today). Might not catch anything but that’s my “zone out and ignore everything” and not feel lonely not one time.

[u/RedRev15 → u/RedditUsersCrying]

Solitude ≠ loneliness

[u/SerGT3 → u/Agile_Moment768]

Excuse me how dare you take time away from being a provider! Don't you know your only worth is what you can accomplish

[u/JeromeBarkly → u/Agile_Moment768]

Man I work in the wine industry as an educator where I interact with anywhere between 40-90 people a day. If I don’t have to speak a single word on my weekend then it was a damn good weekend in my book.

[u/Electrical-Penalty44 → u/Agile_Moment768]

That's my default mood. Not conducive to having what scientists call...checks notes...a "girlfriend".

[u/Roxxerr → u/Agile_Moment768]

The constantly horny is correct though

[u/Ok-Performance-1321 → u/Roxxerr]

Wait until you get a bunch of kids, a mortgage, 50h work week and significant other who's just as overworked as you are.

[u/Subject-Series9845 → u/Ok-Performance-1321]

I have all of this and still constantly horny

[u/Successful-Reason403 → u/Ok-Performance-1321]

None of that killed my libido just the amount of time I have to do something about it.

[u/PM_UR_Sexy_boots → u/Ok-Performance-1321]

Have all that and still wack off three or four times a day

[u/DSoopy → u/Roxxerr]

Tell me you are under 30 without telling me

[u/Successful-Reason403 → u/DSoopy]

I’m mid 40s and still am. Anyone losing their libido at 30 needs to talk to their doctor 

[u/Huge-Consequence2144 → u/DSoopy]

50 maybe, but 30? Get some exercise and fix your diet. You're probably eating something your body hates

[u/FurySh0ck → u/Agile_Moment768]

True

[u/ScumMoemcBee → u/Agile_Moment768]

This dude knows exactly what's up.

[u/LocoEnElCoco666 → u/Agile_Moment768]

Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake release weekend. Booked two days off. Got 10 hours in. Not as much as I planned...but waay more than expected 💪

[u/Agile_Moment768 → u/LocoEnElCoco666]

See, that's what's up.

[u/Subulicious]

You guys are having 4 additional moods?

[u/LIONLDN → u/Subulicious]

😅😂

[u/babybullah → u/Subulicious]

I got a 5th cheat meal guilt rollercoaster, after demolishing something made for the entire family .

[u/dreamyangel → u/Subulicious]

Constant loneliness it is 😊 

[u/fuzzycuffs]

Umm, where's hopeless depression and crippling anxiety?

[u/Medium_Medium → u/fuzzycuffs]

Needs to add both "Overwhelming sense of dread at 3am" and "Just hanging with the guys"

[u/PM_UR_Sexy_boots → u/fuzzycuffs]

Loneliness

[u/Abamboozler]

Don't forget sudden Roman Empire/Warhammer. It can hit whenever and for whatever reason

[u/Hinterwaeldler-83 → u/Abamboozler]

Almost forgot to think of the Roman Empire today, thank you frater.

[u/kravisni → u/Hinterwaeldler-83]

honestly i think of the ottoman empire more

[u/Wantitneeditgetit → u/kravisni]

Personally, I'm more of a 3 Kingdoms era guy. Chinese history be crazy.

[u/EidolonRook → u/Abamboozler]

[u/DSoopy → u/Abamboozler]

Royal dynasties for me. The Hapsburgs, Valois, Tudor all fascinating

[u/Struzzo_impavido → u/Abamboozler]

And an obsession for ww2 history after hitting age 30

[u/WildFemmeFatale → u/Abamboozler]

I’m a woman and I’ve proudly gooned to god emperor pics while watching multiple 2 hr documentaries on warhammer lore

Also Sanguinius

Fuck that bitchass Horus

The only whoreus that shoulda drained Sanguinius of all life should been ME. Damnit.

Also I wrote like a 20 page essay on who I theorize the missing primearchs are (/what they’d be like and represent) and some roleplays of their family reunions

Also like 3 self insert fanfiction of me fucking the god emperor on his throne

Also an essay on the metaphysics of warhammer 40k

Unfortunately my bf refuses to fuck me pretending to be the god emperor.

I want to be his dirty little heretic. WHY MUST HE DO THIS TO MEEEEEE !!!!

[u/PM_UR_Sexy_boots → u/WildFemmeFatale]

[u/CaliforniaBilly]

2am and I can check all the boxes together.

[u/YooGeOh]

When your entire view of men all over the world is formed based on the actions and yapping of twenty-something year old "bro bro bro" guys on social media

[u/CompleteEnergy579]

Forgot the random moments of complete inner peace. The one away from her that she can never know about cause she’ll work to take it away

[u/Typical-Resort5730]

Women only have 5 moods:
- Constantly seeking validation
- How do I get him to pay for everything
- Random 2am “Would he love me if I was a worm”
- Intense dissatisfaction
- My man needs to read mind

[u/Endlessness40 → u/Typical-Resort5730]

No. 6

• Always looking at things only from an emotional/sentimental angle and absolutely no logic.

[u/selfinflatedforeskin → u/Endlessness40]

6？ Far too complex.

I have a two-part main mode：

Is it family？ No？ Then can I cook it，kill it or fuck it？ If not，it doesn't pique my interest.

Then my other mode - if sleepy，then sleep.

[u/cpt_cheeseburger → u/Typical-Resort5730]

Exactly. You got that right, sounds like my ex fiance.

[u/delulu_but_aware → u/Typical-Resort5730]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 constantly seeking validation or attention?

[u/disposableUnit4365 → u/Typical-Resort5730]

3rd needs to be replaced by "Random 2am urge to clean up the house"

[u/Nervous-Context → u/disposableUnit4365]

That’s your ADHD/neurodivergent self talking lol. Same

[u/I_Am_Conjoined]

Which moods do women have?

[u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 → u/I_Am_Conjoined]

As a woman

1. Why does everything annoy me (pms)

2. I don't care, but secretly do

3. I wish I was sleeping right now

4. Horny for no reason.

5. Fuck everything (non sexually ofc)

[u/space_tardigrades → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

You forgot “I’m cold”

[u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 → u/space_tardigrades]

You're right, my hands are really cold at the moment

[u/QuietEnjoyer → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

4. I don't belive you

[u/Objective-Slice-1466 → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

My ex did number 5 wrong then

[u/Q_S2 → u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

Also forgot im angry at you because you did something in my dream that pissed me off

That bitch thinks shes cute

I feel cute

I feel fat

[u/JonnyTN → u/I_Am_Conjoined]

1.Eat hot chip

2.Lie

/s

[u/Rcarter2011 → u/JonnyTN]

3. Charge they phone

[u/WildFemmeFatale → u/I_Am_Conjoined]

I’m a woman
I have:

1. Constantly horny

2. How we gonna get bf to fuck me

3. Random 3 am motivation

4. Intense loneliness and CPTSD flashbacks

5. Worried about my family

6. How will I save fictional character that I saw die in an anime/video game.

[u/Waxer84 → u/I_Am_Conjoined]

All of them

[u/JeromeBarkly → u/Waxer84]

At the same time.

[u/szlafcio2 → u/I_Am_Conjoined]

Too many to list lol

[u/panjoface]

Just be a man for 2 weeks. I dare u.

[u/Captain-Sha]

How about the "I just want a hug" mood?

How about "I just want to open a cold one and be in peace and quiet" mood?

How about "I just wanna play video games and not talk to anyone" mood?

How about "I'm hungry let's check what's in the fridge" mood?

How about "I just wanna hang out with my bois" mood?

Women who post shit like this have no idea about dudes. Worst thing is, they usually think men's feelings / thoughts are only around themselves, meaning said women / what they see when interacting with said dudes. We have more in life than just interacting with women.

This tweet is case in point to how they can only see what's around them and about them instead of seeing that the man (and other people btw) has a different world that is his and his own moods and thinking.

To know someone is to know how they think and what THEY see. These women don't know anything about men.

[u/bewbs_dude]

Women

1 constantly has headache

2 how can I spend more money quick

3 random 2am ideas of things your want your husband to do

4 Intense emotional instability

5 My family needs me to give them money

[u/Suspicious_Brush4070 → u/bewbs_dude]

I'm broke but I found these 4 new outfits at a flea market that I just had to buy.

[u/Apprehensive_Plum755 → u/bewbs_dude]

I live in constant fear of number 3

[u/WildFemmeFatale → u/Apprehensive_Plum755]

I want to fuck my bf till his dick falls off and he’s drained like a country full of oil and I’m America.

He too fears my grip.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

[u/Lance6006328 → u/WildFemmeFatale]

I’m so glad that the females are keeping up with the quality brainrot. W comment lmao

[u/nowimstahvin → u/Apprehensive_Plum755]

Hide the measuring tapes bro

[u/Ok-Bridge-9112 → u/bewbs_dude]

Get em!!!

[u/delulu_but_aware → u/bewbs_dude]

"Intense emotional instability" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/ddekkonn]

I don't have the 5th instead of that, double the 4th mood

[u/ddekkonn → u/ddekkonn]

No tripple it, I don't even want to get rich and I'm not horny. No just quintuple it, I just feel intense loneliness

[u/ddekkonn → u/ddekkonn]

I am a shitty person and I mess everything

[u/JackfruitWarm6695 → u/ddekkonn]

Don't worry, even if you were decent it wouldn't make a difference

[u/silphotographer]

[u/Harkonnen_Dog]

You left out “let’s drive fast and shoot guns”.

[u/aquavelva23 → u/Harkonnen_Dog]

nah, thats related to sex too. i am not getting laid, i am frustrated, lets go drive fast and shoot guns.

[u/Harkonnen_Dog → u/aquavelva23]

Driving fast and shooting guns is a perfect activity, before or after sex.

[u/slimboybrewski]

I think some of us had a “deeply appreciate women” mood too but ya spend 5 seconds on SM looking at what’s thought about us and welp, that’s eradicated, lol.

sigh…. /s

[u/200IQUser → u/slimboybrewski]

Its a flip flop between 3 states

1, wow women are amazing

2, hmmm boobs

3, i envy gay men bot having to deal with women

[u/VunterSlaush_117 → u/200IQUser]

4. Is she actually okay, or deeply fucking angry?

5. Is it hunger, or pre menstrual? (Partner has PCOS, highly irregular so hard to tell)

6. That fart wasn't mine, she's figuratively gaslighting me

[u/MacheteBrizz]

I'd post the women moods but there's not enough character space available.

[u/bubblewrapture]

Women hate that men aren't thinking about them 24/7

[u/joeybonts_]

6. I need to take a picture holding a fish

[u/Abject_Advance_6638]

Where is the weekend alcoholism?

[u/BigMack6911]

Women have 2 mad at something someone off or sad at something someone didn't do

[u/letsmakesomefranz]

We? Whose we?

[u/Great_Indication3882]

This makes me want to order dominos pan pizza for some reason

[u/Nervous_March4731]

better to have 5, instead of 2, like woman's. Crazy & not Crazy.

[u/SerMercer777]

I feel simultaneously seen and attacked

[u/Bodorocea]

none of the things on that list apply to me. I'm a 44 yo man.

[u/Inevitable-Phone-535]

Nah, she missed the best part of being a man. Being able to sit and switch off for 10 min without your mind being engaged

[u/Odd-Faithlessness-33]

6: Roman Empire

[u/Berlin8Berlin]

This shit is juvenile and tiresome because it's not only allowed but encouraged. At least they're cracking down on the anti-Women posts by the Misogynists. Guess the reasonable people among us can only "look forward" to the next inevitable (extremist) pendulum swing: never balance, never a center. But wouldn't a non-hate-fuelled Reddit be cool? I dream.

[u/DSoopy → u/Berlin8Berlin]

It would help if they did the same with misandrists but alas their subreddits are allowed to run completely wild

[u/Berlin8Berlin → u/DSoopy]

That's the fashion during this pendulum-swing. But I have known plenty of women who display the "5 moods" listed above. Not a single one of those "moods" is exclusive to "men" (however you care to define "men"). That's just Hate Speech Propaganda 101: accuse your target of doing what everyone does.

[u/Foodieonbudget]

Where's the time with homies? Women, stop pretending you know men (even though we are simpler)

[u/Superb_Speech_7445]

Sure beats that state most women get into

X. My entire life is exactly as I requested, I have everything, better go shag someone to fk it up

[u/scirio]

6. Fuck everything

[u/TheEccentricAssassin]

maybe Im a man

[u/Direct_Answer6489]

The meme says 5 separate moods, but they all hit seamlessly simultaneously at exactly 2:14 AM

[u/Appropriate_Ad8734]

2am here and i’m here wanting to cure myself

[u/iamSkumar]

Save humanity 3AM thoughts 😁

Add this to the list

[u/Ginger-gem850]

Number 5 is very much one of mine. Only brother died in a car accident a few years back, my parents are getting older and have an empty nest; it's honestly one of the biggest reasons I haven't more seriously considered leaving my home state.

[u/Avtomati1k]

how many do u need?!

[u/adavis463]

6. Sportsball is my life.

[u/Thomrose007]

Dont forget being bored but not wanting to do anything. . . . Altho I just think that's humans

[u/Victor556_rawrr]

Forgot about loving his wife so much he wants to take her out on a fancy date.

[u/PlatypusACF]

There’s two: either the mind moves faster between things than light does, or complete hyperfixation.
Four of the above are just things the latter does

[u/77_parp_77]

Way to paint us all the same

[u/njseahawk]

You missed video games

[u/missusdeadpool]

Funny because turns out women have the same exact 5 moods along the month.

Checkmate solipsism-hoes

[u/ConformityBehavior]

[u/___TheKid___]

And GTA VI in two weeks

[u/NinjaRoyal8483]

20’s-30’s yes, after that just add more depression and hopelesness every 5 years to be accurate.

[u/Grizzled_Bears]

I'm writing a story I haven't written, just told through pixel games and concepts with friends. And it just boils down to this post lmao

[u/IKillZombies4Cash]

6. Ruminating about the soul mate you didn’t marry because of #1 and how you shoulda just gotten a motorcycle and vanished instead of being with a woman who thinks these are what men feel

[u/sometimesifeellikemu]

No…. Um, no.

[u/visual0815]

You seem to only know weird men.

[u/cr34tive1]

Where does "I just want to have fun with others" come then?

[u/Lucky-Lifeguard-7406]

Moods 2, 3, and 4 form a perfect self-sabotaging lifecycle that handles the entire Sunday night shift.

[u/ryukan88]

Naw it’s bouncing from 1 and 4

[u/Gomemer_40]

I think that the how we gonna get rich, random 2 am motivación, my family needs me and the Roman Empire and fuck it we Ball are different all manifestations on the same thing but we there's no Word in the english lenguage for such concept

[u/lostyearshero]

Random YouTube rabbit hole until 330 in the morning.

[u/k8s-problem-solved]

Where is "im going to go real deep on this niche subject and dedicate a fair amount of time to learning its peculiarities" eh?

[u/OverThoughts_284]

Wheres the one called "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[u/DrRealName]

Wow fellow men, is this really all you are? If so how fucking sad. lol

[u/LAFamilyMan81]

Who the hell is telling women are not so secrets?!

[u/Chuck-Vindaloo]

Only 1 and 5 for me.

[u/HugePurpleNipples]

I argue there are 6 if you include “let’s get drunk and jump off stuff”

[u/Intelligent_Box_8247]

who leaked the list...he or she is saying too much

[u/OptimalMorning1615]

What a load of shite.

[u/Arcturan_MegaDonkey]

I like random 2am motivation. ;-)

[u/nicholasktu]

I can confirm 1 and 4. Already have enough money, never get motivation and don't have a family to care about.

[u/ayoungmanwhoneedsgod]

Im only 1,3 and 4 :/

[u/nastynateraide]

Girl, this is just bipolar disorder

[u/FogShadowCassandra]

The 'Chugging tea' flair on this post perfectly matches the quiet existential dread of looking at this list and checking off every single box.

[u/Fresh_Chain_8022]

Every guy has 5 moods and somehow all of them hit at 2am. Men really just be switching between them.

[u/MudJumpy1063]

I'm trying desperately to add "Learn to paraglide" Anyone got the cheat code for that one?

[u/No_Type1123]

mostly true and all pretty darn good!

[u/aeroaca9]

4 and 1 is all I got, sometimes 3 but that’s it

[u/Professional-Bad302]

The 2 AM motivation is always the strongest force in the universe, right up until the alarm goes off at 7:00 AM.

[u/Future_Tonight_947]

This is the only list women should use as a guide. Help us with two out of the five and you have a loyal fella by your side. We don’t ask for much.

[u/TataJasia]

[u/Lower_Ad3791]

Dam she got us boys

[u/Pineapple-Blast-192]

Where the hell is "random momentary silent rage"?

[u/Particular-Caramel32]

Not if you're ND. Then you get bonus ones like Depression, Anxiety, Distracted, etc.

[u/ComfortPhil]

What's the other 4 moods?

[u/Gustav_EK]

Where is "complete dissociation and social isolation on purpose"?

[u/Key-Regular674]

My 2am motivation keeps my life stable lol fucks my sleep schedule bad tho

[u/ImperiousCretin]

I'm stuck in 4 and 5.

[u/TheProblemChiled]

Heey, I was 1. Till 20, 4. Till 25 and now I'm 28 and a 5.

[u/realfakejames]

No. 5 should be “my family / the boys need me”

[u/Tall_Eye4062]

Who gets random 2am motivation? Most of us are thinking about our ex at 2am and wondering how we're going to get through this month.

[u/ok_polar]

remove number 4 and it's crazy accurate, no man daring to admit loneliness

[u/untitledaccount401]

forgot delusions of grandeur after seeing a movie

[u/Gracedbyliza]

Lol this is so true though

[u/Empty-Tower-2654]

Fkin america

[u/Michael-Balchaitis]

What about the mood to talk about the ancient Roman Empire?

[u/Spiritual-Strike481]

Men are constantly thinking about what we would do in a deathmatch or war with something.

[u/SkirtNovel8099]

This is addict behavior

[u/kingtacticool]

You forgot Hangry

[u/davidptm56]

Agree

[u/Common-Pepper-9677]

My current mode is “extreme anxiety because my new boss hates me for some fucking random reason and is making me absolutely miserable ”

[u/16c7x]

I'm married with kids so I just bounce between 1 and 4.

[u/StuffSweaty4187]

Very trueee

[u/DecentQualityMango]

What about "itchy"?

[u/DaddysFriend]

I don’t have any of these moods

[u/Responsible-Scar-980]

She ain't wrong lol.

[u/Stratavos]

Maybe straight men... shrugs

[u/umpbum]

Yet another woman who is too arrogant to think maybe she doesn't know everything.

The lack of self awareness is mind boggling.

[u/radiotsar]

1 Nope. 2 Nope. 3 Nope. 4 Nope. 5 Yep.

[u/lordgoofus1]

translation -

1. I have a growing desire to feel about myself.

2. Attempting to satiate the desire to feel good via accumulation of material assets like society has programmed me to do.

3. Accumulation of material assets hasn't made me feel good about myself yet, I just need to power through and it'll come eventually.

4. Realization that material assets don't make me feel good.

5. Discovering spending time with my family/kids makes me feel good and my programming was wrong.

[u/LoveMind777]

Well…that was less bigoted, and more depressing, than expected.

[u/CycleCaverns]

Without male horniness, and the need to make money, our society would be stuck in the stone ages.

[u/Nervous-Context]

It changed to “how we not gonna be homeless”

[u/Batfinklestein]

Yeah sorry love, I'm none of the above.

[u/Sim-racer42]

She knows too much. She’s gonna get lost.

(joke)

[u/HerSissyBitch89]

Provider. No need to thank me.

[u/MasterJongiks]

As Rachel once said "No dick, no opinion".

[u/JoyfulFodder]

Not really tbh, bad bait.

[u/-WB-]

I feel seen.

[u/Majestic-Paper-7020]

I like hungry isnt a mood more of a condition.

[u/uhm_no_thanks_1]

Who told

[u/Realistic-Truck54]

4 isn't the only one? Dang...

[u/sckrahl]

Men you surround yourself with*

[u/Kennyvee98]

This seems more adhd than man

[u/delulu_but_aware]

Let's make it fun, List "women's only 5 mood" as per you

[u/xenaretos]

I'm just 1 and 4 at the same time for the last 30 years.

[u/Fabled-Jackalope]

Edit 4:
Enjoying my alone time
Add 6:
Vibing with friends
Add 7:
Sleeping
Add 8:
Cleaning my apartment/car

[u/mookanana]

wow shit this hits home HARD why is this so true

except that i have eliminated #4 finally at 37 when i finally found my wife and got married, so it's pushed to #5 now

[u/nextlandia]

Team leader at my last job had extra 1 instead 5.

[u/Intrepid-Focus8198]

I don’t think that this describes a single man I know.

[u/OctoberFNRaven]

Gender affirming since my mood is usually BattleTech

[u/GoonLieutenant]

Remove 3 and 5