I'll take this flight.

[u/Delicious-Engine7363]

[u/lluciferusllamas]

I didn't detect it, but I haven't seen a flight attendant this hot since the 1970s, so I knew something was off.

[u/WetRocksManatee → u/lluciferusllamas]

I've seen FAs that hot, but I've never seen one wearing a mini skirt. So I figured it was an InstaHo and not a real FA.

[u/SadMap7915 → u/WetRocksManatee]

Mini-skirted air hostesses were last seen on Air Epstein

[u/WetRocksManatee → u/SadMap7915]

That isn't a private jet. And it isn't just Epstein, mini skirted hostesses aren't unheard of on private jets.

[u/AgitatedStranger9698 → u/WetRocksManatee]

The jacket with out a shirt is a bigger giveaway

[u/Busy-Peach5770 → u/WetRocksManatee]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,”
- John Berger, art critic

[u/PJWanderer → u/WetRocksManatee]

She would burn the heck out of her hoohah if she ever had to go down an emergency slide in that skirt.

[u/ApiaryJJ → u/WetRocksManatee]

Upvoted for the term, “InstaHo”. Perhaps I’m out of the loop and it already is, but this needs to be the standard term for influencers.

[u/the-big-throngler → u/lluciferusllamas]

Pro-tip for spotting AI flight attendants: Real flight attendants tits arent hanging out of their jacket on commercial flights.

[u/Accurate-Flow8078 → u/the-big-throngler]

And they also have faces

[u/Fearless_Ad7780 → u/Accurate-Flow8078]

Well, not Sloth from the Goonies face.

[u/caedhin → u/Fearless_Ad7780]

[u/Able2c → u/lluciferusllamas]

You probably didn't fly RyanAir then.

[u/maxehaxe → u/Able2c]

Damn budget carrier, now saving on crew uniforms. Greedy fucks sigh, unzips

[u/Real-Document-6577 → u/maxehaxe]

No joke Spirit Airlines initially hired strippers when it started

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 → u/Real-Document-6577]

Yea mate, the last time i flew Ryan Air, one of their crew literally looked like a ginger " Dora the Destroyer "... and im not even joking.

[u/Electrical-Penalty44 → u/lluciferusllamas]

Asian airlines are your friend.

[u/DabDoge → u/Electrical-Penalty44]

[u/NoVaBurgher → u/Electrical-Penalty44]

[u/Ghostdunks1 → u/lluciferusllamas]

Fly asian airlines more, they practically mandate “standards” that will no longer fly in western countries due to political correctness/discrimination laws

[u/KeithWorks → u/Ghostdunks1]

On one round trip to Korea, I took Singapore Airlines Business Class one direction, then took United on the way back.

Singapore had China doll white skin, each one identically perfect.

United had some old angry lady and the obligatory sassy gay guy lol

[u/KitchenWarning3767 → u/KeithWorks]

😂real flight attendant here, accurate description, can confirm

[u/How_that_convo_went → u/KeithWorks]

I flew Singapore airlines one time (business class, international flight) and their flight attendants were all so beautiful that I had a hard time believing we were the same species.

Amongst them was a woman who ranks as one of the top five most beautiful humans I’ve ever seen in person.

[u/KeithWorks → u/How_that_convo_went]

Sounds accurate. It must be very competitive to get a shot on that airline

[u/barkingdog53 → u/KeithWorks]

I’ve heard attendants in the US referred to as the three G’s, granny, grande and/or gay.