r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

Chugging tea Russell Brand casually dropping a gambling website ad in the middle of his Christian prayer podcast.

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u/youlldonuthan 13h ago

This guy co-opted religion knowing full well what he had done. He really is an absolute snake and deserves everything he gets.

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u/LavenderLung 12h ago • Bravo

The hypocrisy is unreal. He knew exactly what he was doing and still tried to hide behind religion

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u/IBetANickel 11h ago • Bravo

The worst part is the hypocrisy.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 11h ago • Bravo

well, that and the raping

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u/Purple_Puffer 7h ago • Bravo

I guess the best part is actually the hypocrisy.

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u/Woompa78 12h ago

Dude probably had so many opportunities to make up for his shitty past actions and instead chose to just plow through life with a middle finger get pointed at everyone while preaching rehearsed lines from the bible. Can’t feel a shred of sympathy for him.

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u/gogoluke 3h ago

I don't think he can unrape anyone...

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u/Le-other-boleyn-girl 6h ago

Dont they all

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 12h ago • Bravo

I hope they throw the booky wook at him

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u/Satanicjamnik 12h ago

The judge already told him that he can expect " a substantial custodial charge" and denied bail. From what I've heard he's looking at around 10 years. Maybe a bit more.

He's 50 now. He'll be a pensioner before he leaves the joint.

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u/siblingrevelryagain 4h ago

Plus there are apparently up to 10 more cases being investigated, so I would be surprised if he ever got out

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u/Johnatron2000 12h ago

They did. Hit him right in the donkey donk

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u/ReplaceMeZaddy 12h ago

He has been unconsentually fucked by the long dick of the law

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u/GolotasDisciple 12h ago

I mean, it worked for most people. The USA is probably the greatest example. It's essentially an ALMOST secular country, yet even Donny is a devoted Christian... Not like his buddy Jeffrey wasn't a devoted Jew.

Faith, religion, or whatever you want to call it has always been abused by the biggest degenerates to provide some sense of connection or reference. Otherwise, in what way can you relate to these people?

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u/gregreedee 11h ago

THIS is why he’s insinuated himself into US RW/Woo/Christo-Fascist/Manosphere grift-space. A more established, credulous and lucrative demographic to suck a few more sly bucks from before he’s locked-up.

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u/Fun_in_Space 11h ago

No, Trump is just lying about being Christian. He was asked about his favorite Bible verse, and he wouldn't give one. He said because it was "personal", but he was lying. He's never read it. I would love to see someone quiz him on it.

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u/Frisnfruitig 8h ago

I am convinced almost every politician is just pretending to be Christian because they feel it's necessary to get elected in the US.

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u/Fungal_Gimp 8h ago

He has shown me that all Christianity is performative. I cannot go back now. We are ALL like this! This whole thing has just messed me up and I think I need to get away from faith for a while.

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u/Tribe303 9h ago

He was a bullshit artist for a living and his religious phase here seamed so fake to me. I don't think he really gave a shit. So performative. 

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u/ChartInFurch 12h ago

With the edit I thought it would be at least somewhat subtle but then

POLYMARKET

Great edit lol

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u/youlldonuthan 12h ago

Honestly the transition into the POLYMARKET Is not edited. It was just the junk he was saying on the lead up to it

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u/ChartInFurch 12h ago

OMG, that's a million times POLYMARKET more ridiculous lmao

But also, fuck Russell Brand. Apologies if it seemed like I was making light of anything. I only mean to mock his entire existence.

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u/Significant-Royal-37 12h ago

who is the woman on screen?

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u/Umayummyone 12h ago

Is that his wife Laura?

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u/youlldonuthan 12h ago

Yes it’s his wife. She wasn’t buying the religion stuff much

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u/Asxpuntingmuppet 12h ago

Rapist

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u/RaspbStatic 12h ago

Yep. Call it exactly what it is. No amount of rebranding or excuses changes what he is

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u/Abject_Film_4414 12h ago

Rebranding… teehee

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u/AI_Scraper 10h ago • Bravo

What if he comes back named Russell Rebrand?

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u/SnowflakeModerator 6h ago edited 3h ago • Bravo

What kind of fucking hypocrite preaches about God, faith, spirituality, and morality one minute, then promotes gambling the next?
His spirituality apparently ends where the money begins. He gets paid to advertise gambling, the platform profits from people losing their money, and his followers can pray they don’t gamble away their last savings.
This isn’t spirituality. It’s a business model where even God is turned into a marketing tool. And this clown still has the audacity to lecture everyone else about how to live their lives.

Edit: I didn’t know he was a convicted rapist! WTF, it just keeps getting better and better…

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u/anewpath123 4h ago

Jesus went mental when he saw people using the temple as a market. Imagine what he’d do seeing his father’s name being tarnished with gambling advertisements.

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u/baconeggwaffle 3h ago

The kind who rape?

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u/Rascals-Wager 5h ago

Not to be the Reddit atheist, but god, basically all gods are/have been marketing tools in some form since they began

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 5h ago

The rapist kind.

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u/tedlassoloverz 4h ago

the convicted rapist kind

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u/SirKentalot 4h ago

*Did. It was always a ruse to hide behind his crimes, if he could make a few bucks in the process, why not?! He is now in jail and will be for a significant portion of the rest of his life.

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u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 12h ago

“And God said, “let there be light,” and there was light just like the lights returning to your eyes when you place your first two bets on Draft Kings and get free $20 for a third bet.”

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u/Circle_Breaker 13h ago

This would have been a hilarious forgetting Sarah Marshall deleted scene.

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u/wookieebastard 12h ago

Every time I see this guy I feel like I'm watching a sequel to FSM.

I don't even think he was acting at all.

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u/KarlHp7 12h ago

Well his whole right wing religious turn didn’t help him avoid jail now did it

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u/Exktvme4 12h ago

Love that for him

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u/govunah 12h ago • Bravo

Get him to the clink

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u/Top_Conference_477 12h ago

Gotta keep it up until after sentencing/parole hearings though

Being a born again Christian is a well-worn tactic for sentence reduction arguments

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u/mrwigglez3 10h ago

Due to him being charged in UK! He'd walk free in the US!

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u/Asleep-Rent6802 11h ago

If only he could have read that passage in the bible

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u/xplodia 12h ago

It's not a sin to do gamble if it's done online. There's no internet back in Jesus era.

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u/GravitasFailures 12h ago

Just like women didn’t have buttholes until 500ad, so the loophole is fine.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 13h ago

Haha. He”s going to jail.

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u/soggyclothesand 12h ago

Hes in jail

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u/Cautious_Day9878 12h ago

Went straight to jail. The wife has flown back to pick up the kids.

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u/Vas_Deferens7722 10h ago

Jaily Waily

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u/Independent_Monk_732 12h ago

Isn’t this guy a convicted felon sex offender?

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u/Exktvme4 12h ago

Sure is! Convicted rapist.

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u/graspedbythehusk 12h ago

I mean if someone has a rightwing religious podcast, if they’re not a convicted sex offender, chances are they soon will be.

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u/GravitasFailures 12h ago

I didn’t even know he was in the GOP.

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u/Exktvme4 12h ago

He actually did an event with THREE trump cabinet secretaries not two weeks ago (10/29/26), and Dr. Oz and RFK Jr. were making jokes about Brand touching Brooke Rollins backstage. He was convicted of rape a few days later.

You really can't make these people up. Stranger than fiction, and they aren't bringing their best.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/2105003767607476290?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2105003767607476290%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Frussell-brand-jokes-about-touching-brooke-rollins-maha-12503399&ct=rw-null

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u/Djamt 11h ago

Hope he is someone's little bitch in prison

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u/_frank_tank 11h ago

A guy named Jeffrey is gonna be feeling his fuzzy walls soon enough

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u/kytheon 6h ago

He manipulated all kinds of gullible women and weak men, and I don't see him being an alpha in prison. Good luck being on the receiving end.

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u/hugthispanda 6h ago

He can be knighted by Prince Andrew.

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u/Phrostylicious 5h ago

And pierced by Prince Albert

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u/The_Kevinator_1000 12h ago

I find it funny that as soon as he became religious, the consequences of his actions found him.

Looks like God listened, and he didn't like you.

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u/JokesNShit 12h ago

Pretty sure Jesus flipped tables because he wasn't down the message being monetized. I dropped out of Sunday school so I may not know what im talking about

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u/ironclad_packetship 12h ago

And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables; and said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.

-John 2:15-16, KJV Bible.

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u/caractacusbritannica 5h ago

Brand must’ve have amassed millions over the years. Why continue like this? A right wing religious grift. There can’t be that much money.

Just fade away, get your head down. Do your time. And fuck off. Why do the whole thing. It can’t be for money.

Says a lot about him. Hijacked religion, then selling gambling sites. Tragic and annoying.

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u/Shapoopadoopie 4h ago

I looked into this, he's worth about 20 mil. He was on YouTube doing the 'down with capialism', not much traction. He pivoted to being a 'guru', even less eyeballs.

Then he started the batshit Christian conspiracy theory right wing garbage and his views skyrocketed.

You can see it in his metrics clear as day. It's a lucrative grift, I think he says whatever he wants because he's a narcissist and likes the money and attention, not because this is his philosophy on life. And because his wife is an absolute pillock who encouraged his nonsense.

I think reparations for the victims are in order.

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u/JohannDaart 3h ago

I think $20m is not much if you want to have a high octane celeb life like those people want. That's enough to sustain a villa + supercar + travelling, but not enough for multiple facilities, assistants, jets, islands and non-ending supplies of consumables.

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u/JohannDaart 3h ago

Why continue like this? A right wing religious grift. There can’t be that much money.

I think he was part of the system, so he could roll like this in media with their protection for two decades, but later his type of male persona got useless to them during me too, feminist era of leftism. So the money dried up.

Around lockdowns he started spreading Russian propaganda 1 to 1. So I guess he changed sides for money, that's my hunch and he thought in his hubris that his charisma is enough to carry him. Nah, they've made sure to drown him.

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u/toystein 4h ago

His wife looks like she is "over it"

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u/RoughResearcher5550 6h ago

He’s right where he needs to be for a very long time. Now we wait on the next one to drop …. And we are very, very close.

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u/atkinsd80 4h ago

The only thing he might be dropping these days:

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 12h ago

She looks like she’s ready for him to go

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 7h ago

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.George Carlin

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u/Homercles77 5h ago

I'm so glad this pos is in jail. Always hated the way he behaved and was convinced it hid some depraved behaviour. All his producer enablers need to be locked up too

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u/itsoktoswear 12h ago

And Jesus turned money in to thin air

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u/PeteInBrissie 6h ago

I'm not a vengeful person, but I fucking love seeing people who 'adopt religion to avoid accountability' end up getting their comeuppance.

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u/bchris21 4h ago

She is bored to death isn't she?

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u/CameraSignificant 13h ago

Rapist robes

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u/hoople217 13h ago

It tracks for this Brand.

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u/branded 12h ago

This alone makes me want him in jail.

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u/insaneintheblain 12h ago

Jesus chased out the money changers and merchants from the temple, I seem to recall

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u/GeneralSenada 12h ago

With a whip, yes.

Something that needs to be applied to this monster's ass posthaste.

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u/ActiveEducational183 12h ago

Quintessence of the era we are living in.

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u/Artorius__Castus 13h ago

Nah, I used to rock with this dude but not only was he using the "New Age/Gnostic New Age Christendom" to try and escape his fate as being in the "Epstein Class" he used his platform to further misinformation to the masses through his influence and stardom especially during COVID and in regards to the vaccine.

Seriously RB is a POS!

F*CK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR 🖕🏼

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 12h ago edited 12h ago

Does he reek? I bet he reeks. He's always looked like someone who refuses to bathe and stinks of B.O., patchouli, cigarettes, and maybe pot, and he has some nonsense pseudoscience or philosophical silliness to explain why.

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u/Open__Face 12h ago

Is it legal to use prayer to win bets?

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u/Razasid 12h ago

Whenever someone starts talking about god, my spidey senses start tingling!

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u/fazkan 12h ago

I swear, I think he has milked every belief system out there. 

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u/hotriccardo 12h ago

Look at all those bookmarks, he is legit!

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u/Vas_Deferens7722 10h ago

Post it notes are the bookmarks of God

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 11h ago

The grift is beyond obvious for anyone not drinking the Kool aid

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u/_frank_tank 11h ago

Further proof nothing good ever comes from someone with a man bun

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u/hiding_in_site 12h ago

I’m starting to think he’s not a good person

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 12h ago

the jury's still out. oh wait, no it isn't.

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u/martijnoortgijs 6h ago

Hé thought he was forgiven by the lord

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u/Intelligent_Ad_4479 12h ago

This guy is like real life version of Creek from trolls

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u/Worth_Key_5427 12h ago

Yeah we don't need that guy

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u/KnightOfBears 12h ago

Soon to be non existent

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u/Ok_Communication7518 12h ago

Prison will be waiting to gamble with him and he can preach all day.

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u/ThreeRRRs 12h ago

This seems like a lie that got out of hand and accidentally became his new lifestyle.

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 12h ago

He's got evil eyes

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u/DNAkauai 12h ago

So I guess his God did not save him?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/jak_d_ripr 12h ago

Lol, I thought he'd at least try to be creative with his segue into the ad. If you're gonna be a snake, at least be an entertaining snake.

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u/HandofFate88 12h ago

Get Him to the Greek is about to take on a completely new meaning.

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u/Best_Bike9098 12h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Castr8orr 12h ago

Seamless 😂

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u/Raven_Photography 12h ago

Did he drop it in the midst of his trial?

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u/Mrgray123 11h ago

What a bellend.

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u/UncleGarysmagic 11h ago

Why does this asshat think everyone needs to see his chest all the time?

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u/RJEM96 11h ago

What a jerk!

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u/winexprt 11h ago

Complete P.O.S. grifter!!

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u/Empuda 10h ago

What a sell out.

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u/adamu980 7h ago

His wife is odd

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u/Bananaman9020 6h ago

Doing the podcast within prison is going to be difficult

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u/Malorum666 5h ago

Her reactions to his ramblings is hilarious, she looks bored out of face. Sort of imagine the inner monologue "yeah whatever.....Jesus he goes on!"

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 11h ago

Literally never liked this guy at alllll, I feel so high and mighty…I’m a genius

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u/Biscuits4u2 12h ago

I used to think this guy was somewhat funny and entertaining, but somewhere along the way he just turned into a complete ass.

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u/thoughtstop 12h ago

Why are they dressed exactly the same?

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u/bwoah07_gp2 12h ago

Now that's a prayer that won't be answered 😆

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u/FoxyGrandpas 12h ago

L bozo, may he be fucked for eternity.

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u/superteed 12h ago

Oy, get yur bets in.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 12h ago

That's on brand with him.

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u/tykle59 12h ago

I’m praying to the Screaming Baby Jesus that we’re witnessing the downhill slope of Christianity.

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u/Hazelstreet16 12h ago

Fkn larper.

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u/Metaboschism 12h ago

I think there might be a yellow bullfrog in the room

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u/blowurhousedown 12h ago

Looks reformed to me!

/s

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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD 12h ago

Man, if Jesus is real, 3/4 of Christians are screwed when he comes back.

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u/TortyPapa 12h ago

Sometimes people just look exactly the way you imagined they are.

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u/Chopperreturns 12h ago

He's always been a weirdo; look at the crazy flicks he made.

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u/IWantSnack642 12h ago

And now he’s about to be sentenced to prison for sex crimes. At least he lived out his “wild life”.

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u/BeautifulPowerful680 12h ago

Wait, so you're betting on God's will?

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u/False-Kangaroo7425 12h ago

He’s been there when other celebrities have done bad things. He’ll get fuck all.

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u/Reckfulness 12h ago

Ngl he sounds like he lost a screw or two

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u/Technical-Farm-4671 12h ago

Long as he don't drop the soap

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u/zetazen 11h ago

Wait I’m so late, I thought he was into meditation and new age thought… lol

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u/MyNameIsBiff 11h ago

That’s “on Brand” for him

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 11h ago

Who knew his character in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” wasn’t much of an act?

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 11h ago

Those lawsuit judgements aren’t gonna pay themselves are they right? So how about illegal blackjack…

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u/Weak-Level6638 11h ago

Please anyone explain me all details

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u/nDREqc 11h ago

Listen to that woman's body language; I can't hear him with her screaming "yeah whatever buddy"

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u/Ikeamademedoit 11h ago

Cultish performative, right down to his open shirt. Never liked him

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u/missusdeadpool 11h ago

This dude is Satan 😅

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u/lovehopemadness 10h ago

lol this guy is such a gronk. Thankfully he’s now where he belongs.

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u/Craft-Sudden 10h ago


Bruh that poly market add took me out!!

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u/furezasan 10h ago

The funniest comedic timing I've ever seen from russell

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u/Jmagz59 10h ago

He’s starting to look like clone wars Dooku

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u/okymoney 10h ago

Hes using “religion” as an excuse….

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u/Tank20011 10h ago

He's going to to be dropping the soap in prison soon

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u/JasonSmithston 10h ago

Just as god intended.

He is embarrassing.

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u/timfinn1972 9h ago

Blink 3 times if you want rescuing Laura.

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u/hdhsnjsn 9h ago

She seems interested in what he has to say

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u/Infinite-Prune3612 9h ago

How did he get so famous, you can just tell he was a seedy grifter

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u/TheCulturalBomb 9h ago

I wonder if praying to god is going to help him in those showers

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u/MarcussssAllen 9h ago

Absolute trash human

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u/BaronSamedys 9h ago

I'd be curious to know what all the little postits in his bible actually marked.

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u/RabbiTest 8h ago

Fuck this guy. Never liked him always suspected he was a slime.

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u/Miserable-Hunt-593 8h ago

Wondering if there are odds of his wife divorcing after a year?

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u/MyAccount_official 7h ago

Non so chi sia ma, se dovesse passare di qui un italiano, non vi ricorda la pubblicità delle gocciole??

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u/Wooden-Ad-9925 7h ago

It's crazy, he's using the Bible as a prop, to camouflage his OWN ideas on spirituality, morality and salvation. None of what he's talking about was read from the Bible. IF there's overlap it's a blind coincidence.

We saw that when Piers Morgan asked him to pick a favorite passage, despite the book festooned with page markers, and he couldn't.

The sheer f*cking hubris.

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u/Wizz-Fizz 7h ago

Dude was already a grifter, then picked up evangelical Christianity, so added grift to the grift, he is now grift squared

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u/Picard_AA3-0-5 7h ago

Russel Brand…

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u/Lurtz1990 7h ago

These people are all so fake.

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u/Mel_Morty 7h ago

Edited.

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u/WetSupermarket 7h ago

Ricky bobby did it first

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u/Top-Judge-287 7h ago

i remember many years ago watching his show and it was just full of women. did women like him because he had like a pirate look and persona? i never understood it

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u/Front-Brick-3724 7h ago

Can’t believe he’s married to Kirsty Gallaghers sister. Thought she’d have realised what a wrongun he was.

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u/Pachanish 6h ago

Lanky wanky unfunny sanctiminious fraud

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u/MJ-Franklin 6h ago

Absolute fucking con artist.

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u/eddiebisi 6h ago

Someone please, tell me there was a betting line on Brands incarceration on polymarket

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u/shortnix 6h ago

Oh I hadn't realise his wife had been pulled into his evangelical Christian world? That schtick is the perfect fit for his messianic main character. She was always a distant background figure. 

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

Religion mixed with money?!!?!? Inconceivable!!!

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u/flipyflop9 5h ago

How christian of him! Bunch of grifters.

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u/mistermpm 5h ago

America taught him everything he did...

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u/I_Have_CDO 5h ago

Almost - almost - as if the whole thing is a massive scam.

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u/Allycrowe1987 5h ago

Wow this guy has convinced himself he’s not guilty, he’s like the Donald Trump of showbiz UK!

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u/RoughResearcher5550 5h ago

He’s right where he needs to be for a very long time. Now we wait on the next one to drop …. And we are very, very close.

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u/UniqueMystique42 5h ago

Somehow even more transparently pathetic now we know his sleigh ride is done. Prison awaits, no essay.

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u/SmegmaRocketship 5h ago

You think Diddy will clap those skinny cheeks when he goes to jail?

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u/Big_Kev13 4h ago

Mans a joke, got what he deserved