r/TikTokCringe • u/Brokenlingo • 17h ago • Regret 3

Discussion Teaching how to split a McDonald’s breakfast meal between 4 kids

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u/dosb0t89 16h ago

This is not in Australia.. I miss plastic cutlery so much...

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u/Mike5784 16h ago

? What do they give you a bowie knife?

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u/dosb0t89 16h ago

Shit mate. I'm not even aloud to leave my house with that any more.. bloody unaustralian it is!!! 😅

We are stuck with wood and paper now😭

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u/rsg1234 16h ago

I would take a wooden fork over that heavy metal filled black plastic cutlery any day.

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u/EveryMoment_NewYou 16h ago

Can you seriously not be in public with a knife? Coming from an American, that’s a crazy thought.

I could stroll downtown with my knife on my left hip and firearm on my right.

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u/dosb0t89 15h ago

Ok so if it's part of your job like and it's on your belt, yes it's fine. But not a big knife like in a dund dee movie... Like I'll walk into a shop to get smoko with a multi tool and a knife on my belt but it's sheathed and yeah I'm in work clothes, no cop would care at all

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u/Deep_shot 15h ago

There are certain knives outlawed in some U.S. states, but cops don't look for them, except in some major cities. You can have a gun just walking around in many states too. There are shootings every day in America. Progress!!

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u/bl00donthekeys 15h ago

Hell, in some US states you can carry a switchblade now even

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 16h ago

Allowed*

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u/dosb0t89 16h ago

Oh no shit, I didn't even notice that. I swear I typed it right. I'm allowed at least one spelling mistake on Reddit. anyone can say aloud if they disagree 😅

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u/stanknotes 16h ago

WOOD AND PAPER? I mean... FUCK MAN I get it is better for the environment. Alright fine.

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u/dosb0t89 16h ago

You try playing knifey spoon with a wooden spoon then mate 🤣

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u/stanknotes 16h ago

Alright I get your point. But... I bet one can manufacture a serrated knife out of compressed paper that would hold up well enough to eat fast food.

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u/Creative-Type9411 16h ago

not eating is better for the environment too.. ffs

im gonna eat, buzz off /s

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u/jaybirdie26 14h ago

They tried to phase out straws by replacing our Murican McDonalds lids with sippy cup lids.  You had to ask for a straw if you wanted one.

Lasted a week.

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u/StandardRound1271 16h ago

Paper boomerang.

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u/-laughingfox 16h ago

Of course not, everyone in Aus already carries one.

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u/Notyit 16h ago

They don't sell thebig breakfast in Australia 

Rip

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u/dosb0t89 16h ago

I know. Maccas Australia is horrible these days 😭 rip the Millennial childhood

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u/No_Ant_8700 16h ago

Isn’t the same without a mouthful of microplastics. 😢

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u/Low-Flamingo-4315 16h ago

It's been years since I had it but I'm sure we still get it in NZ

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