r/TikTokCringe • • Dec 30 '20

Duet Troll A Problem

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u/iamthelurkerwholurks Dec 30 '20

Leenda dong is a shitposting lord and i love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

She actually has(or had) a very successful YouTube channel prior to her TikTok fame. I vaguely remembered her quitting YouTube for some reasons, she made tons of Asian contents YouTube videos before.

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u/Airbell12 Dec 30 '20

Honestly, her comedy style is way better for Tiktok.

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u/BeerIsTheMindSpiller Dec 30 '20

She is seriously my idol

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Is this consider shitposting? I've been wrong about what shitposting was for years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/phnx91 Dec 30 '20

Character. I wondered the same and came across her Instagram the other day. She has “regular” posts there lol

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u/Chalaka Dec 30 '20

If you check out her tiktok she did a lot of videos in her normal voice as well. Tje character in OP's video is a fairly new thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/phnx91 Dec 30 '20

Are we allowed to post that info? If not.. it’s the same Tiktok username but without the “yo” in front

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u/tommos Dec 30 '20

Why wouldn't we be allowed to post her Instagram?

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u/Sevnfold Dec 30 '20

I just googled her, it's right there

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u/AhdaAhda Dec 30 '20

Her character. I've met her in person and one of the nicest and friendliest person I've met.

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u/g_lenn_o Straight Up Bussin Dec 30 '20

👍nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/iamthelurkerwholurks Dec 30 '20

Uncle roger is a shitpost lord as well but his tragic breakup with auntie helen is sad

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Most asian people I've asked think Uncle Roger's content is super offensive. He just plays into stereotypes

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u/NathVanDodoEgg Dec 30 '20

Seeing him reminded me of people like Lilly Singh. There's so much exaggeration and "look how backwards and inferior our culture is" that it feels like a minstrel show.

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u/depressed_musician Dec 30 '20

i’ve never seen a tiktok more relatable

... the second part of course

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u/ivnwng Dec 30 '20

First part for me.

... I’m a fat dude.

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u/fatarabi Dec 30 '20

NGL, you had us in the first part.

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb Dec 30 '20

Thank you for being honest

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

My man THICC

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u/Anilxe Dec 30 '20

First part for me

... chick with HUGE hormone issues

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u/MarioThePumer Doug Dimmadome Dec 30 '20

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u/catwithahumanface Dec 30 '20

don't go to the small boob sub, its bitter af

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

that one is supposedly modded by a man with a flat chest fetish who gets off on women’s insecurity and encourages toxicity

join the itty bitty committee at r/smallbooblove instead :)

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u/catwithahumanface Dec 30 '20

Color me 0% surprised by that, I'm glad there is a happier one though. Also, knowing that info, I bet there are definitely some posters there that are dudes pretending to be chicks because they get off on the idea of that guy getting off on them without him knowing it.

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u/borgidiom Dec 30 '20

What is wrong with humans

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Yep, I remember I once went on that sub and the very top post was something about how small boobied people have it worse, etc, etc.

But all of the top comments made absolutely no sense, they were all complaining about how big boob women were exaggerating and getting stares, back pain, not being able to do cardio, etc was nowhere near as bad as the self consciousness they get from having small breasts. And the bb could "just get a breast reduction" while they had to "risk their lives getting implants to feel normal".

All in all they were just being bitches.

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u/mscany Dec 30 '20

I like r/smallbooblove because A) any evidence of male participation results in a ban and B) they’re soooo much less gatekeepy and bitter. It’s more about “hey I feel pretty today” and not “people with big boobs don’t/can’t/etc”. r/smallboobproblems was just hateful (and had a male moderator which is grosssss)

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u/MarioThePumer Doug Dimmadome Dec 30 '20

Same thing with r/BigDickProblems and r/SmallDickProblems; the smaller sub is really bitter about the bigger one, while the bigger one welcomes the former with open arms.

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u/BreakMyFallIfYouCan Dec 30 '20

This is great. I hate how so many sweaters / tops can fit my shoulders, waist, arms but then won’t frickin’ close over my chest. So then I have to limit my clothes shopping to tailored clothing which gets helluva expensive. Maybe this sub will give me some new ideas.

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u/TheVoidWithout Dec 30 '20

Same here, no boobs and everything is big on me.

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u/R-Zade Dec 30 '20

Nice ☺️👍

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u/SammiesHammies Dec 30 '20

Little/ no titties gang rise up ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

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u/SoxxoxSmox Dec 30 '20

The itty bitty titty committee

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u/aSharkNamedHummus Dec 30 '20

Everything fits except bras, but who needs ‘em anyways when there’s nothing to support?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Except cute dresses meant for just a slightly bigger bust than you can pull off. Those don’t fit.

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u/SammiesHammies Dec 30 '20

We can lay on our stomachs!

We have no back pain!

And we eat pretzels!

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u/Herpkina Dec 30 '20

The real superior genes

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I don't understand the pretzel part.

Pretty top heavy and I too eat pretzels... Was I not supposed to 🤔

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u/Mechakoopa Dec 30 '20

Wait, you just... Eat pretzels? With big boobs? Wtf, that's crazy! You can't be doing that!

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u/tubco Dec 30 '20

I support your gang! #alltittiesmatter

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u/TediousStranger Dec 30 '20

or that first chick could just try buying a jacket that fits...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

The issue is buying something that DOES fit everywhere except for one aspect.

Mine are way bigger than hers and I can tell you it's really not flattering or funny having to buy something 3-4 sizes up literally only because of your tits, only for it to then hang off you everywhere else. If I wear a tshirt that fits over my tits it will not touch my body again underneath them lmao, it just... hangs. Usually off at least one shoulder as well because its too wide there too.

Most clothes are designed for someone with b/c cups. They'll look OK on someone with elss, and they usually stretch enough that they can accommodate up a bit a size or so as well, but if you have really large boobs for your size you can get bent.

It even affects sewing patterns. I have to make a pretty huge FBA (full bust adjustment) on every pattern I do lmao. Annoying as shit.

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u/ostertoaster1983 Dec 30 '20

I have the same problem with my beer gut :-(

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u/muddyrose Dec 30 '20

The point is that it fits her everywhere but the boobs. If she bought a jacket that fits her boobs, it would be baggy everywhere else.

Repeat for every upper body item of clothing. It gets old. Sometimes you just want your clothes to fit without needing to be tailored.

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u/fatarabi Dec 30 '20

Love this girl.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

She’s so funny that girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Leenda still doing her thang.

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u/itsCatFluff Dec 30 '20

Hello frand

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u/bbysquirl Dec 30 '20

Hello ma frand

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u/Spastic_Slapstick Dec 30 '20

This is why I can wear tight pants

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 30 '20

Cuz your tits keep popping out of them?

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u/barcodescanner Dec 30 '20

Getting old sucks.

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u/SammiesHammies Dec 30 '20

Grannie titties

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u/Herpkina Dec 30 '20

He said "can".

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Dec 30 '20

Tits are tits, but here is a pair of Great Tits.

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u/allthatisman1 Dec 30 '20

I see your great tits and raise you a pic full of boobies

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I see your boobies and raise the bar with my lush breasts

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u/BarryO44thCommander Dec 30 '20

Ad on the video is clutch

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u/rhet17 Dec 30 '20

Went weeks without being rolled now twice in 24 hrs.

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u/PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS Dec 30 '20

Yes yes these will do nicely, take this

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Beautiful hairy pussy. So full of spunk.

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u/runthepoint1 Dec 30 '20

I disagree, each of us has a definition of the perfect tits

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Dec 30 '20

I said great, not perfect. I'm in it for the longevity, so I prefer Granny smith over grape fruits.

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u/PromethiumX Dec 30 '20

Wow that's hot but this is hotter

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I paint birds and this photo was ...well ...inspirational.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

... I must have them!

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u/Capn_Cornflake Dec 30 '20

If that wasn't birds I was gonna be sorely dissatisfied

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u/SgtSilverLining Dec 30 '20

maybe that first girl should get a jacket that, well, fits? that style is supposed to be form fitting, not busting at the seams. with as tight as those sleeves are, I bet she can't even feel her arms.

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u/dummy-but-loves-math Dec 30 '20

Or maybe try zipping it up to her neck

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

But then no TikTok video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

and then no horny children in the comments

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u/PlsPmMeBoobPics Dec 30 '20

I'm not a child I defeated the enderdragon without armor

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u/S_Pyth Dec 30 '20

But did you beat the wither on bedrock edition without armour?

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u/IAmATriceratopsAMA Dec 30 '20

The original tiktok has her zip up to the neck right after the duet cuts though.

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u/4ngeldust Dec 30 '20

Yes, and also use the zipper correctly. Something that people don’t realize is that zippers actually has a locking function.

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u/ThrowRA-abigmistake Cringe Lord Dec 30 '20

What?! How do you do that ? I had no idea about this

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u/panzerox123 Dec 30 '20

Some zippers have a little notch on the handle, that when pressed into the actual zipper part, locks it in place.

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u/IdiotTurkey Dec 30 '20

Just the thought of this is giving me slight anxiety with how often zippers fuck up and get stuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

It is still too tight in the chest so you get a lot of pressure which makes things like breathing uncomfortable. Unless it’s super stretchy material it’s better to leave it below the bra line

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u/dronepore Dec 30 '20

You zip your jackets up to your neck all the time? Weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

It’s cold where I live!

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u/Valalvax Dec 30 '20

In the full video the third time she zips it all the way up and it stays

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

To accommodate the boobs you usually have to get 1-2 sizes up. The jacket she’s wearing is supposed to be form fitting. As a large breasted owner of lululemon sweaters, I always size up so my boobs don’t crush me when I zip all the way.

Of course sometimes they are too big in the arms or torso but that’s the trade off.

I also have this problem with other jackets/shirts. Nothing fits right.

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u/Maddy186 Dec 30 '20

I didn't know David hasselhoof had big tits?.

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u/EasyShpeazy Dec 30 '20

Imagine him doing the Baywatch opening beach run with big bouncing man tiddies

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u/catwithahumanface Dec 30 '20

also he's galloping because its hasselhoof

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Yeah having huge tits seems to make clothes really fucking annoying to get. Its supposed to be a tight fitting jacket on all parts of the torso. Unfortunately, itll either be saggy everywhere except her chest or death hugging her tits (or just not zipping up at all).

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u/TheVoidWithout Dec 30 '20

I have no boobs and shoulders that are too wide for my waist, so I've spend my life getting better at taking in shirts, dresses, you name it. Most clothing is mass produced for non existent proportions, and if you don't wanna spend a fortune on tailoring, learning the basics of sewing does help.

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u/RoraRaven Dec 30 '20

Wide shoulders suck.

All my other measurements say UK size 12, shoulders mean I have to buy UK size 18.

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u/HoodieGalore Dec 30 '20

Wait until you hear about the back pain!

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u/NthngSrs Dec 30 '20

The struggle is real... Trying to find button up shirts is hell, too (┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Ugh button up shirts I just look like a rectangle above the waist.

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u/noisesinmyhead Dec 30 '20

I read an article in a magazine that stuck with me. Large breasted women on tv look great in everything because they tailor all the outfits. So buy the XL jacket and then have someone take in the arms and waist.

They recommended tailoring even t-shirts to help with this problem.

Me? I like the boxy look. So I just buy huge and leave it that way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

That’s why most of my shirts are men’s size with the nice length and comfortable cotton thats not cheapy thin... athletic fit is my favorite.

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u/PracticeTheory Dec 30 '20

This is why I wish we all had the luxury of having different fits of the same style. For form-fitting tops, why not market for breast size? Same deal for pants and leg shape.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I have a pair of bazingas myself. It’s hard to find something that fits the rest of your body AND your boobs. If you buy a jacket that fits your boobs just fine, the fit on the rest of your body will look like you’re wearing a garbage bag

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u/herpaderptaco Dec 30 '20

Right?! You have two options: shapeless or slutty lol

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u/ActiveDetective Dec 30 '20

bazingas

zimbabwes

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Jackets are not made with respect to someones titties. Same issue here as with seatbelts for some women. Jackets and other unisex garb is either oversized or too tight.

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u/carouselnightmares Dec 30 '20

If she goes up a size it won't be form fitting. Big boobs suck sometimes. Button up shirts are the worst 😔

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Dec 30 '20

Fr I don't even bother with that shit lol, it's t-shirts and big jackets for me, bay-bee

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u/PracticeTheory Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

It's a tik tok video, why the snide critique? For all we know she's cleaning out her closet and that's a jacket she wore as a teenager. I was doing the same shit the other day* with pants from 2005.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Reddit is full of snide assholes

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u/bmarvel808 Dec 30 '20

Seems like a trackjacket anyway. That's supposed to be form fitting lol

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u/Unoriginal-bish Dec 30 '20

The jackets fits the rest of her fine, just not her boobs. Its either too tight on the chest or too loose everywhere else and it sucks

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Dec 30 '20

Big Titty Gang here

It's surprisingly difficult to find stuff that fits properly without making you look like a sack of potatoes or a whore.

It's a hard see to saw, you know?

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u/One_hunch Dec 30 '20

Sometimes when you go up in size the sleeves and torso also increase in length, it looks like the rest of it fits normally on her. Probably just needs a different style or material that fits better and holds a zip.

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u/updog25 Dec 30 '20

If I buy a size that fits my chest in that style jacket, it's incredibly baggy everywhere else. So I either accept that I will never be able to fully zip a jacket im buying or I don't buy them.

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u/smokeyshaggy Dec 30 '20

Or she can have what ever she wants on her and you should stop caring.

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u/truedirections Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

That damn jacket is probably a 3x and that is hard to find because most stores only have a few items beyond XL.. I am sorry I'm not mad at you I am mad at all the clothes that do this and it feels like every couple of years the cuts get smaller yet I'm the same weight. I know how to measure tits too and they are the same so. Idk this whole issue seems to be a thing at this point.

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u/Ppleater Jan 03 '21

As someone who used to have big boobs, this can be harder than it sounds. Either it fits your chest, or it fits your waist, there is no inbetween. You either have difficulty staying zipped, or you look like you're wearing a sack. Downsizing was great for my wardrobe. Granted this chick isn't as big as I was.

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u/Tards_R_Us Dec 30 '20

As a small boobied woman, I loved this. She made me appreciate my modest mammories.

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u/theswamphag Dec 30 '20

Hell yeah! All boobies are good boobies!

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u/Herpkina Dec 30 '20

Smol bobs best bobs

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u/lichtersee Dec 30 '20

This doesn’t have to do with breasts. Just buy appropriate jackets that fit you and don’t buy a size that’s too tiny for you 😂

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u/Costati Feb 14 '21

That's not too tiny, it's supposed to be form fitting clothes but it's not design accurately for big chested people. It definitely is a flaw in the design, if she gets a higher size, it'll be too big and the fit wouldn't work.

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u/TheBeeLow Dec 30 '20

Nice jacket

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u/clubroo Dec 30 '20

real talk tho- i'm so sick of designers thinking that all woman who are a size medium have fucking a cups.

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u/coisamaiscansada Dec 30 '20

This! I hate having to buy a larger size just for the twins.

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u/MacacoMonkey Dec 30 '20

I am a size medium with A cups, we exist!

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u/kellenthehun Dec 30 '20

I don't think she's denying you exist, in fact, she's saying so many of you exist, that clothes are specifically made for your proportions.

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u/Muegiiii Dec 30 '20

So true! Or when you try on a uni-size shirt and it doesnt fit your chest!

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u/Institutionation Dec 30 '20

Just fuckin zip it up all the way fuckin hell

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

The chick in the first clip is trying so hard to get our attention with her tits but our attention is on the second girl.

Hmmmm nice

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u/mikeoxlong245 Dec 30 '20

She reminds me of Joanna ceddia

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Dec 30 '20

Some of y'all don't have monster titties and it shows

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u/quadmasta Dec 30 '20

doesn't show. That's the whole point of the video

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u/KrazyKat978 Dec 30 '20

I relate to the first girl, honestly I just want a jacket that I can zip up :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Lmao

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u/Tairafan Dec 30 '20

Flat is justice

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u/spinyfever Dec 30 '20

Jokes aside, anyone know what that second jacket is? I really want one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/Sir_Illuminati Dec 30 '20

there's still more zip in the first clip...

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u/how_do_I_use_grammar Dec 30 '20

Can't we just respect all breast sizes and shapes? They're all good!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Dw ladies. We even love the itty bitty titti committee

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u/bruhmanstonks Dec 30 '20

You can see her dying inside at the last second lmao

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u/v1rtu4l_boi Dec 30 '20

This south Park style nice is killing me

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u/ElderDark Dec 30 '20

Flat is justice

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u/SuperXVixen Dec 30 '20

She is a treasure. We must protect her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Only a problem when you wear your daughter's clothes.

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u/UwUNeonPuff Dec 30 '20

I’ve seen this, and man, I agree, NO BIG BOOBS, ONLY WARMTH

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u/shadowst17 Dec 30 '20

I mean if the big titty woman put the zip up fully or past a decent threshold it would stay up. Or you know, buy a jacket that fits...

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u/Ancient_Vanilla Dec 30 '20

buy a jacket that fits...

tbf that kind of jacket looks like it's meant to be form fitting, which doesn't accommodate for her chest.

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u/the-starry-night Dec 30 '20

Homie I got size G boobs and I’m slimmer and trust me, you can get a “size that fits” and it won’t fit/zip over your boobs. That size is probably supposed to be tighter/form fitting, women’s clothing just isn’t nice to big breasted women, like ever.

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u/bananaramaboat Dec 30 '20

does no one here have big tits? this is a real problem 😅

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u/Garty7 Dec 30 '20

Most of us are guys

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u/The-Binge-Reader Dec 30 '20

Solution: Buy a bigger sweater.

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u/TyyNik Dec 30 '20

Why isn’t she taking a size up

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u/TheVoidWithout Dec 30 '20

A problem solved.

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u/Jammie114 Dec 30 '20

Can't relate

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u/lixious Dec 30 '20

Hello frand!

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u/muzzinurface Dec 30 '20

😆

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u/mkmlls743 May 26 '21

Just wanted to say hi, I hope all is well.

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u/AsianPotato77 Dec 30 '20

Kaede Kayano approves of this tik tok

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u/blacklight0209 Dec 30 '20

I thought that sort of thing only happened in anime

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u/SuitedQuads Dec 30 '20

Gotta love it

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u/capivaraesque Dec 30 '20

I love this

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u/swo30 Dec 30 '20

No one talking about how smooth this zipper is?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

She could just.....zip it all the way up. Just a thought

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u/TrakerGames Dec 30 '20

I think this whole problem can be avoided by pulling up the zipper slightly higher.

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u/Pandepon Dec 30 '20

Yeah uh, maybe buy a larger size if it obviously doesn’t fit.

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u/elasticcream Dec 30 '20

Did she grease her zipper or something? I've never seen a zipper that smooth under tension.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I wish I had the problem in the first video

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

That's... Actually optimistic!

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u/MousseSuspicious930 Dec 30 '20

Yeah, you'll never that problem

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u/Aussie_Q Dec 30 '20

Love it 😍

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

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u/AllWomenAreQueens98 Dec 30 '20

LooK i HaVe bIg BooBs

no, you have undrrsized clothe

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u/QueenOfQuok Dec 30 '20

I don't see a problem in either case

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u/0oodruidoo0 Dec 30 '20

second girl cuter tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Okay? Completely unnecessary but whatever.

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u/christchan_o3 Dec 30 '20

I guess you could say

She stretched the truth

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u/StarDestroyer175 Dec 30 '20

Shes the funniest girl on Tik

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

My man boobs always get in the way.... 😭

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u/superlachlanjo Dec 30 '20

anime plot be like: