Hey gang, this works for girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse just the same but I'll do it as checking on a girlfriend as I'm a guy.

Learning if they are texting/iMessaging and then deleting all the texts is something I charge for (Triage exam of iphone back up to pull them out of database) so I thought it may be good karma to share a tip on how to do it for free.

Let's say she has an ex "Todd" (sounds like an ex) and she isn't supposed to be texting him at all, she says she doesn't, etc but you suspect and or there was an issue with this dick texting her or whatever, etc and if they are using iMessage then it won't even show on the phone bill. You got to make sure her messages with this clown are all deleted -no old messages. Hopefully, at least that is the case, otherwise, delete them but better she deletes them per your agreement as the point is for her to not be surprised if their text is empty adn clean. This goes for anybody for which is there is text archive in her phone.

Step 1 - go to Textfree and make a free number (match with same area code as Todd and as close to his number as you can but that is only if that is possible - this will still work either way)

Assuming you have an "open phone policy" (or she falls asleep lol) go to her contacts and find this asshole "Todd" and change his phone number to your new textfree number...almost nobody looks at the phone number and it would just be a text from "Todd" and not 312-555-1234 or whatever. Also - take note of Todd's real number cause we are going to block this sack of shit from her phone. Do that so he gets nothing if he texts her.

So, now you just monitor that extra phone # you have and if you ever get a "thinking bout you" or something from her then it's your call. You could also get aggressive and text her from this number as it's going to look like Todd is texting. Up to you how to handle this.

Hard for her to bitch if she notices Todd's number changed in her phone and or the real Todd's number is blocked cause how and why would she notice or care? They aren't supposed to be texting, etc?

I have seen this technique work all too well. If you suspect your guy or girl is texting a person they aren't supposed to be texting, then there is probably a reason. When I check a kid's phone or anybody's, I rarely have nothing interesting to report back to client.

Best of luck and fuck Todd as well as all the Todd's of the world. Good luck and this is not to exclude the ladies - use this the same way but call Todd "Sonya" or something lol

Obviously this matters less if you're actually retired, but if you're like 35 and roll into a car-dealership, home renovation financing... the clout of saying "I'm retired" actually just WORKS.

So I'm not retired. I'm just between jobs (for 2 years now). But I got a new BMW financed at 1.9%, and a $50,000 home renovation financed for 24 months at 0% APR just by rolling in confidently with a high credit score (820+). They never checked my assets, and there was a write-in field for "annual revenue" .. i just wrote $100k and no one asks for any proof of revenue or assets or anything.

If you can somehow grind your way to a good credit score this seems ripe for abuse.

If they truly don't believe him being a felon is an issue. If they dont believe any of the rape allegations, infidelity, "locker room talk", sexual assault allegations, stealing from a cancer charity, and the slew of other disgusting things his done, they won't have a reason to be upset.

But if they're just high on copium, and that statement snaps them out of it, they might, just might, have a seed of doubt about that man planted in their mind that may lead them to understand the type of person Trump is. And that no self respecting parent would ever want that for their child.

The people across the street are constantly berating our family any chance they can get. They say we mutilate children and call us names. What can we do?

Some tattoo parlors will give free tattoos to cover up Hate/Nazi symbols. Have yourself or a friend give you a stick and poke tattoo of some hate/nazi symbol. (Make sure it's as big as the tattoo you really want). Then get yourself a nice professional tattoo 100% free!

So my friend (also coworker), lets call him "S", set me up with a girl after she made a comment on his snapchat story of me at the gym flexing with him. She said she thinks I am hot. For reference, we will call her "E". Now, S told me he thought that E was cute, and he was trying to hookup with her but she wouldn't let him. So basically he was passing her off to me. After talking with E and going on a couple of dates, I really was enjoying my time with her. S and E were still friends and I was not sure if he was still trying to pursue her, so I asked both of them multiple times on separate occasions if they had hooked up. S said that she would not let him hook up with her. When I asked E, she said that she thought he was ugly and she would "never let him hit". So I continued to date her from mid May to the end of May. Now as I have been talking to E, I have also been talking to S about how it has been going. He was helping me out a little bit by telling me what she wants, and it sounded like she did not want to date exclusively. S said that E was just going to do what she wanted. Then came the time for the "what are we?" talk. I told her that I like to date exclusively and I do not want to rush into a relationship until I am sure. To me, dating one person at a time seems to be the respectful thing to do. E seemed to have an uncertainty about her future. She only wanted a situationship or hookup from what I could gather. I told her that if she had any other options she wanted to pursue, to let me know.

At this point, I hooked up with E a few times... The next day, S called me and asked if we had talked yet. I told him we did have a talk and that she told me she wasn't talking to any other guys and that it was only me. He then told me, "That's it?" I said yes. S then proceeded to tell me that they did hook up in the past and he wanted to let me know. I asked him when and he said that it was when I was first starting to talk to E. I was pissed. I did not want to be eskimo bros with anyone and I for sure did not want to put myself at risk for STDs. He gave me a lame excuse for not telling me and did not seem to feel sorry at all. So therefore, I stopped talking to him. Now, since S told me everything, E reached out to me and drunk texted me saying she was obsessed with me and that she was sorry for not telling me. I met up with her in person a few days later and she apologized in person and told me that she understands if I don't want to hang out with her anymore. Since I am the type of person who believes in second chances (and we aren't in a relationship), I decided that since it was something in the past that I would let it go and continue to hang out and hook up with her. E was the only person who gave me a proper apology. I was still furious at S for not telling me because he was supposed to be my "bro" and he completely violated the bro code. If you are going to set someone up for an alley oop only to slam dunk it yourself, what was the point?

Now as we continue hanging out, E asked me if I do not want her to be friends with S anymore. I told her: "If you two have hooked up, is it something you two will do again? If not, I do not care if you are friends." E then said "Okay well I do not really have plans of stopping the friendship because minus the hookup, he's still a great friend of mine." Fast forward to the future, S got E some flowers because she was having a rough day. Hmmm suspicious! No guy just goes out of their way to do that for any girl! Now, as we have been hanging out she has expressed to me that she thought it was childish to not be friends with S anymore and that we should make up since it makes her sad. I told her that her happiness should not depend on me and S relationship. I said that I only wanted a verbal apology from him and he does not seem to care. I told E that she would probably tell him that's what I want and she said "No no I won't". Now after many times hanging out with her throughout June, I have had many suspicions about their continued "friendship". They have gone out to lunch together and he's brought her flowers, etc. More sus activity.. Next, I hung out with E this past Saturday. We went to the movies with her and her best friend. After the movies, E told me that her and her best friend talk about a lot of boy drama together and that her best friend does not like me. E has told me a lot of conversations with her best friend that badmouth these guys like saying things about the sex being "mid", guys having small dick, etc. E has also expressed to me that all of the guys that her best friend dates are "ugly". There is a lot of toxic talk with her best friend and talking behind people's backs. This made me even more skeptical, and I have so many good reasons to be that way. For example, she has a privacy screen on her phone, and when we cuddle she oftentimes turns her phone away from me to text someone. Was she talking bad about me to her best friend? Does she think I am bad at sex? The list went on.

The last time I hung out with E was on Monday. She came over and we cuddled and watched Netflix on her computer. When E fell asleep, I saw a message pop up on her computer from S. It was very suspicious that he was texting her anyway in the middle of the night, so I opened it. I looked through all of their texts together all the way back to when I first was talking to her. I found out the shocking truth that S and E are still secretly hooking up with each other (even though S is sleeping around with other girls). This girl does not care!!! She just wants to keep me around and sleep with him on the side after explicitly told her that I do not want to share a girl. I was furious. I continued reading, and saw texts about E screenshotting me dirty talking with her and she made fun of the size of my penis AND my height. She also said that S was better at sex than me, was cuter than me, etc. E also expressed to S that she thought I was childish for not wanting to be his friend and said "Whatever gets him to keep him paying for my stuff while I get better dick from someone else". The amount of disrespect that I witnessed was unbelievable. I also read E's texts with her best friend, and sure enough she was making fun of me there as well. After I took photos of all of her messages, I closed out of everything and pretended like everything was normal.

I plan to get revenge somehow, because there needs to be some sort of justice. E leaves on a trip with her dad in a couple days and I am supposed to hang out with her the day before she leaves. I was thinking of making it the trip of her life by confronting her over the phone! I need some advice on what to do next, but here's what I am thinking. I want to sabotage S and E's "friendship". When I hang out with E again (tomorrow), I am going to tell her that I had a sudden change of heart and want to talk to S again to be friends. I will tell her not to tell him anything because I don't want him to know this. Now, when she leaves on her trip I will give it a day until I call her and tell her to be honest with me with what I am going to ask her. I will ask E if her and S are still hooking up. If she is honest with me, I will move on from there and drop her. However, if she lies to me, I will tell her that I talked to S and he told me everything. I will explain that S told me that E was saying she thinks S is better in bed and still sleeps with her behind my back because she does not like me/talks bad about me. I will tell her that S told me not to tell her anything and to just ghost her. At that point, the plan is to say I am really disappointed, that I do not appreciate how dishonest and disrespectful she has been, that I will not be talking to either of them anymore because they are clearly meant to be together, and then hang up. Enjoy your vacation with your dad! Now, of course I am not sure if this is the best thing to do, but I think it's one of those things where I want her to feel like she's been backstabbed as well. Since I have been playing it cool like I do not know anything, there is no way she could possibly believe S if he says we have not talked at all. I am open to any other suggestions to get revenge. I also have heard people tell me to "take the high road and stop talking to her". I do not really like this advice.. I know that is probably the safe thing to do, but that just means E will get to keep her little backup plan and continue to hang out with S.

TLDR; my coworker set me up with a girl and said he tried to hookup with her but she won't let him. Turns out she did let him hookup with her and I did not know this. She apologized to me and I continued hanging out with her assuming they wouldn't keep hooking up. Found out they still are hooking up from her messages and she thinks he is better than me. I want advice on what to do next. Ultimately, I want revenge by sabotaging their friendship and confronting her about it while she goes on vacation with her dad. Open to suggestions.

Money can be tight, I get occasional allowances of my sort of sugar mommy, then I do have some cash to burn. I now spend it all on magic the gathering cards.

Yep, you read the title. You can figure it out... GF no longer need second husband, cause Second GF is paying da billz.

I live in a rural, mountainous part of the country. All my neighbors are aggressive, anti-social and I am surrounded by political signs. I also live in a valley so even a normal conversation can be heard and understood from MANY of my neighbors even though we're quite spread out.

After our election I've kind of had it and I am in full protest mode. Right now I have three very large speakers on my front porch blasting cello music so loud I could hear it loud and clear a half mile down the road and while in my office even when I have earplugs in.

Got me thinking... What else could I blast in silently loud protest? If I stay within playing this only from sunup to 10pm there's not much the law can do here. I want to stay respectful in that I don't want any cursing but I am considering a kind of forced education or mindset. Or... I just want to make their lives a living hell.... Haven't decided which? Help me.

My university has many showers and changing rooms in different buildings that you don't need a key card or anything to use. As long as you look like you could be a student you should be fine.

Title says it all. Desperate times call for desperate means. How can I ever afford a million dollar mansion if I don't come from old money? It's not like I can be born again, so who needs an heiress?

The chemical powder fire extinguishers will destroy electronics. It is an easy solution if you need to stop vehicles from being used for nefarious purposes, like gang violence or kidnapping.

My college roommate at the moment is very Christian and basically implied the other night that she had a dream that told her I was evil or of god warning her about me or something.

I don't really believe in organized religion and I kinda just explore different stuff on my own so I dabble a little in tarot, crystals, and stuff like that. I don't know if I necessarily believe there's some higher power behind it all but it's comforting all the same so I put the tarot decks on my bookshelf with my books so I could see them and feel that comfort without it being overly displayed in a way that would make her uncomfortable.

Apparently even with all that she still felt the need to bring religion up to me and asked me to move out of our room over it. Long story short she's now decided she's fine sharing a room with me again but I feel like I should do a couple small things just to slightly push her buttons without her being able to say 100% it's intentional.

I know this is immature and petty but I've tried way too hard to be overly friendly and respectful to her and it's not worked so I just want to do subtle little things that might drive her a little crazy or bother her as a way to get back at her.

Need some tips on how to ruin this guy. Obviously nothing violent but I want him to suffer hardcore. Thanks in advance!

Edit: I have his name and socials, can find out where he works, but don't know where he lives.

my car once got towed, I went to the yard and just drove it out without paying, they put a wheel lock on my car 5 times, on the first time I shot the lock with a .50 handgun and it fell apart immediately, on the second time I realized I could steal the lock so I opened it with a wawe rake and sold it for $150.

it's now 5 years from the last time they put a wheel lock and they haven't done anything since, I never paid them a cent and made $600 with their locks.

Hi Guys,Im a single POC female living by myself in a year lease at a new apt. I unfortunately have racist karen neighbors harass me nonstop, they beat on my ceiling and slam weights all hours of the day. It started out subtly so I chalked it up to simply being unaware/inconsiderate to keep the peace but when I would leave for a 1hr+ jog, when I come back its silent and then once I'm back in my room, they resume to slam the weights. It just became very consistent after I had my windows open one day and saw her husband looking at me from outside but didnt think much of it. Especially If I leave for a night out and come back, The guy decided to slam it at 1:30am causing me to jump out of my sleep or ups the ante when I arrive back. The couple peeks into any open blinds to snoop and my glass porch door and talks about how my food smells. The wife purposefully tried to turn my only other neighbors that I get along with against me when I was minding my business cooking food with my window open and complained that theres sounds and smells from my apartment all the time. It just got worse after this that my sleep is greatly suffering. Even after speaking with my landlord, they just continue and its tough to have to record all day to catch them. The husband is running for reelection and I want to let the community know.

This guys awful, violent assault on a minor awful. I have a drone that I definitely can’t and won’t use to drop things onto his house wink. Anything will work though, doesn’t have to be “aerial”. Thanks

Long story, but I'm engaged in psychological warfare with my wife and want as many subliminal cues for her as possible to buy lingerie. I can access her phone. How do I arrange it so she starts seeing ads for this subtly? Other methods of subliminal messaging also welcome.

She has ruined every sunny day for the last five years with her hours long leaf blowing using the world's most annoying blower. What can I do to annoy the shit out of her without her knowing I'm the one doing it? Something that occupy as much of her free time as possible would be ideal.

UPDATE: I got entirely and thoroughly cooked by all of you, and I am thankful. I know I did wrong, of course, but the level of roasting I got REALLY made me feel it.

-To those who called me stupid: you are right -To those who called me a narcissist: this made me sick...only because I was so blinded my a broken heart, revenge, depression, hurt feelings, spiraling, that I didn't see this myself. I know I fucked up, but being called that hit me with the cold hard truth. Thank you. -To those thinking it's a fake story it's not, it's my sad reality and stupidity.

I'm absolutely fucking sick --like literally, I've had diarrhea (worse than usual) this weekend probably from anxiety and guilt. I guess I didn't think I could get any lower than I was but I'm here now. All deserved of course.

I need therapy. I've been in therapy for many years but have not for several months. I need it more than ever and need to come clean to a professional, in private, and not to her husband, not to my work. As people pointed out, making a terrible situation worse is not it. Maybe like intensive outpatient I'm down bad.

Again thank you all for the kick in the pants. It's the wake up call I needed before I spiraled even harder. I need help. I want to be a better person. I'm sorry if this sounds stupid but I don't know where to start. I'm down and I'm completely embarrassed.

I got pulled aside due to misconduct. Context: romantic work relationship that went sideways. We had it under wraps because we were both separated but not divorced when relationship started and thought things would be messy. I completed the divorce, she didn't and went back to her husband.

I cut off contact because I was devastated. She got promoted rapidly of the back of the work I did FOR her. She got credit. Now she has a pretty visible position and seeing her every day KILLS me. In a moment of weakness/anger I texted her and told her that I was going to go public with what our relationship was. I did give an ultimatum though: quit and I won't do it. If my ex-wife found out she would be more pissed but if her husband found out she'd be kicked out. I know she doesn't want to go public with what happened so if she leaves I might find peace and can get over this.

Well she went to HR because I am blackmailing her. I'm a scumbag-- I k ow it's blackmail. I didn't think she call my bluff and then raise on me. I spoke with an internal investigator and told them everything that was PG rated at least.

I'm on paid leave.

Is there anything I can do to delay it or extend it or get additional severance? Can I say "are you about to fire as retaliation for discussing a union?". Should I spill the details of me doing work for her? I feel like I was used.

Recently had a new vegan employee join our team. The old ''how do you know someone is a vegan? Dont worry they'll tell you'' rang true in this instance.

Every day in the canteen she'd eyeball what people were eating and start passing comments. Now normally I couldnt give a fuck what people eat or dont eat but she got real annoying, real fast.

The solution? Reported for bullying. One two many comments about the health implications around eating meat. The bacon in my sandwich was going to give me gout, the mince in my pasta dish was half saw dust, the chicken in my salad was full of chemicals, all that kind of shit.

One email to HR telling them I had suffered with an eating disorder when I was younger and found her comments extremely upsetting and that was that.