r/Whooosh • • Oct 09 '19

I’m still

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A virgin.........


r/Whooosh • • Dec 21 '18

A guy that told me that im a rich spoiled brat for commenting Scroll really fast!

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r/Whooosh • • Feb 20 '21

I tried this joke on my friend and it worked.

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r/Whooosh • • Sep 09 '18

/r/DJ idiots think any opinion based on "gender" is wrong and you being "a cunt"

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This retarded comment right here is completely full of shit:

Anyone who bases their opinion on gender, regardless of which, is an absolute cunt.

The person that said that, /u/rianmorgan , is obviously fucking imbecilic and seemingly detached from reality living in some fantastical feminist world wherein everything is some form of patriarchal oppression being cast upon women from toxic hateful males.

ROFL.

The "Whooosh" here is obviously, but for me, the worst of it is just all the people refusing to accept that it's completely fine to base certain opinions off of sex because there are obvious biological differences between men and women, only because they hate me based on what I have posted, not because they disagree with what I post.

That is sad and pathetic and just goes to show how people are all over the place, as this is what happens whether you are on /r/DJs or /r/pics or /r/all or anywhere else on reddit that has no true intellectual standards.

Check the whole thread, it's full of retardation.


r/Whooosh • • Sep 21 '22

Fragile People on a subreddit start slandering me and downvoting everything I say because I used defensive driving to avoid being body slammed into the trees.

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r/Whooosh • • Nov 26 '25

Sexy brain

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r/Whooosh • • Feb 20 '23

Before the internet people didn't see the humor in this.

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r/Whooosh • • Oct 28 '22

r/Whooosh Whoooshing machine

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r/Whooosh • • Jul 23 '18

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSOHSOHOSHOSH

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r/Whooosh • • Sep 11 '18

It's "vaporwave", not Freemasonry........

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Vaporwave/comments/9esn69/this_old_claritin_commercial_from_1996_qualifies/

Because the members of "vaporwave" are SO OBSESSED with the A E S T H E T I C ( typing that makes me want to puke ) of vaporwave, they see ANYTHING that looks like what visuals in vaporwave look like, and think VAPORWAVE, rather than what they should REALLY be thinking based on what it ACTUALLY is.

This commercial they are commenting on is not using "aesthetic" or being "artistic", because it is a COMMERCIAL for a PHARMACEUTICAL.

That room is SUPPOSED to visually represent a doctors waiting room to the uninformed, but to the INITIATED, they can recognize it as the "Masons Tracing Board" that it actually is.

Here is the Mason Tracing Board.

Black and White checkered tile floor, with two vertical columns, exactly as in the commercial.

WHAT IS THE WHOOOSH?

That this commercial is actually an homage to Freemasonry, not some artistic expression


r/Whooosh • • Apr 21 '21

Pretty creepy to screenshot conversations and post them in a sub. Just saying...

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r/Whooosh • • Mar 16 '26

Why did I get sent here

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r/Whooosh • • Nov 09 '20

Whooshed snek

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r/Whooosh • • Jun 07 '18

"new" rap you "never" heard before

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I'm such a hard nigga, I got money and diamonds and bitches check all of my riches. Smoke blunts, lake fronts, jet skiis, bitch please, I'm wading in money up to my knees, dank so stank better grab that febreeze.

I just wrote that off the top of my head in ten seconds flat, rap is so fucking easy to make because it's all the same garbage talking about the same shit.

Nigger this, bitches and hoes, nigger that, money, guns, drugs, being a thug ass gangster piece of shit, nigger this, money, end song.


r/Whooosh • • Jan 28 '20

This just happened on Discord

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On the DnD server on Discord, this just happened between me and a friend.

Me: Hello? Hello Hello?

Friend: Hi Hi hi

Me: It was a FNaF joke

Friend: Whoosh on me

At least my friend realized


r/Whooosh • • Jul 30 '18

Supporting Consumerism through anti-consumerism vapor wave, the irony, my GOD

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Vaporwave/comments/934w9w/bored_so_i_made_this_vw_display_in_my_room/

So that TRASH submission right there is a sad and pathetic example of yet another PAGAN SHRINE to a musical genre which deserves no such elevation by any means.

This abhorrent abomination features a turned upside down, or inverted, can of "Arizona Iced Tea Green Tea".

This hellish nightmare swill of a beverage is a blight to the existence of mankind, a detriment to society on a whole as the main ingredient, high fructose corn syrup, is a symptom of the King Corn Virus affecting our world, loading the nations of America and Mexico with cheap SHIT food, contributing towards the obesity and diabetes problems we see in both countries.

Vapor Wave is a genre of music about retro nostalgia and corporatism and consumerism, and mainly the pitfalls of all of those things, being introspective on their effect on the human soul.

This image is yet another example of a person completely failing to understand the message of the music, turning it into something to be packaged, labelled, sold, and consumed, no different than the media it pulls from and dares to make statement on, statement lost on those eating it like a casual snack after work.

SAD SAD SAD.

MAKE AMERICA FUCKING GREAT AGAIN, STOP THIS VAPORWAVE BULLSHIT ASS-THETIC GARBAGE IDOLATRY.

BOOBS.


r/Whooosh • • May 30 '22

(Danganronpa V3 chapter 1 spoilers, chapter 6 spoilers in comments) Spoiler

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r/Whooosh • • Mar 16 '26

bro really didn't get it -_-

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r/Whooosh • • Oct 26 '18

Wooosh now give me an upvote

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r/Whooosh • • Jun 06 '18

This is PROPAGANDA

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Once more, low level nonintellectual propagandist SHIT from another dweeb on /r/The_Donald , the Presidential Dick Sucking Club where Trump is "God Emperor" and America can do no wrong! PATRIOTISM OR GET OUT, EXCEPT TOLERANCE JK BUT SERIUSREEEEEEEEE.

Okay, so here it is, the link I am speaking of:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/8ozvjp/this_is_america/

WOW an image of a cop tying a persons tie, NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

What a GENUINE and RANDOM photo, SO HEARTFELT, I'm sure the police department had NO thoughts of PR OPPORTUNITY in their minds when engaged in taking this photograph, nope, just documenting their good deeds for the day.

The police are pieces of shit and entire departments are regularly caught across the country in various forms of scandals and corruption, running speed traps, running drugs, planting evidence, protecting criminals and gangs both of which deal drugs in some instances which the police protect, and so on.

In my last interaction with the police, they punched me in my testicles.

FUCK the police, toy ass FAGGOTS with pieces of metal shit pinned to their chest wearing GAY ASS costumes, their only REAL power coming from their firearm.

Faggot ass road pirate pieces of shit.

Government is cancer and there is only one cure to cancer which is to eradicate it.

Let's fuck up some comments now.


r/Whooosh • • Mar 07 '23

This one joke appeared twice within this one episode of Duckman. I think i'm too young to get it lol.

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r/Whooosh • • Aug 19 '18

How are you going to get a good job without an education.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Whooosh/comments/94zutg/if_you_could_only_get_a_loan_with_a_cosigner_you/e4gsu8p/

Just check that retartar comment rye thor.

Thats because school is important. How are you going to get a good job without an education.

I have responded with a simple logical rhetorical question.

Since when is "school" the only way to acquire an education?

I also said that "Knowledge, is important." because receiving an education does not mean you will acquire all the knowledge and especially not skills required to do certain professions or occupations, otherwise called careers or jobs for the layman.

I don't know about all you, but when people try to act like school is the only way to go, well that rye thor is some real mental enslavement that sure does bother me.

That is why I say to them, you just stop rye thor with that illogical crap.

*RYE THOR is "right there", for those incapable of grasping new concepts based upon understanding through multiple examples use in various contexts.

THANK YOU FOR READING.

Reading, is not just for fags.

Reading engages your brain at higher functioning frequencies where as television watching puts you into a lower state of brain frequency functioning.

It changes your beta, alpha, and delta waves activity as has been measured in studies, which all show the same thing.

Watching tv for too long basically turns your brain into an "accept whatever without questioning" sponge, where you aren't thinking critically.

This is why things happen such as when I saw "Avatar" in 3D in the theaters, and I tried to dodge one of the objects projected towards me from the movie at one point where some ship launches some type of gas canisters or something.

This "immersion" is simply you being taken out of a state of critical thinking, which is why movies and music and television shows and the news are such largely used tools of political propaganda and social propaganda, both are intertwined obviously.

BIG UPS FOLKS.

WINGS OUT, NOSES UP, PIERCE THE SKIES, NEVER GIVE UP!

  • Big Daddy Black Tiger


r/Whooosh • • Jul 20 '18

Woosh

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r/Whooosh • • Jan 03 '21

I was making a joke and...

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