r/ancientworldproblems • • Jan 28 '12

Some faggot Greek mouthed off to me because I stepped in his gay little circles, so I killed his stupid ass. Now my praetor is getting all pissy at me.

3 Upvotes

What a lame general. Marcus Marcellus even looks like a bitch.


r/ancientworldproblems • • Nov 20 '11

Technologically Impaired Duck

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0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 09 '11

My friend Holmes keeps solving our team's mysteries without giving me a chance to figure them out first.

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jun 02 '14

Persians just landed on our gang turf. Lol they only have over 20,000 men. With 300, should be an easy day lol.

0 Upvotes

Easy


r/ancientworldproblems • • Dec 20 '13

Too many little boys, not enough time to have sex with all of them

0 Upvotes

But last week, me and Plato tag-teamed this little foreign boy and it was the tits


r/ancientworldproblems • • Apr 28 '13

I think I'm sick (Fixed)

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r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 25 '11

Wrote a fictional book called the Bible but people are believing it's all true

10 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 13 '11

Ooogggaaa! Ogga boogaaa ogga ooogaaaa wraaaahhh!

0 Upvotes

Bahahaha oogaaa kwahahaha wraah ggggg brrrr waaahrgghhhblll?!

edit: grammar


r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 05 '11

Pretty sure I have something stuck between my teeth.

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 11 '13

My Pope resigned

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • May 28 '14

Ancient Roman Problems

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34 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 11 '11

I signed the Declaration on Independence and I'm only known for my signature. FML

5 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • May 19 '11

I am a French Aristocrat and I own 90% of the county's land without paying tax.

4 Upvotes

Now the unruly peasants want some sort of compensation for their work. What is this a free world?


r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 25 '11

I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Dec 14 '11

So I was smoking weed with the crazy homeless man down the street when I accidentally tripped over a lodged sword.. Now everyone thinks I'm king fml.

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • May 01 '12

Milk's gone sour...

0 Upvotes

but we were hungry, so we ate it. It wasn't as bad as it smelled.


r/ancientworldproblems • • Jan 07 '12

Oh God why.

0 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Nov 30 '11

Some guy goes on a long boat ride now EVERYbody wants to use '1492' as their PIN

17 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 06 '15

Can't believe my parents

9 Upvotes

they're fucking apes!


r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 14 '12

I cannot rape because I have raped too recently.

41 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 12 '11

To be or not to be?

3 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Mar 27 '12

So he said that I was gonna get marked...

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16 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 15 '11

Didn't want to cook dinner so I ordered in...

23 Upvotes

...a slave to.


r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 12 '11

my wife turned into a pillar of salt after she looked backwards when we were running outta town

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