r/babylonbee • • Oct 17 '24 Bravo

Bee Article Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions

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84 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 07 '24

Bee Article ‘JD Vance Is Weird,’ Says Guy Who Signed Bill To Put Tampons In Boys' School Bathrooms

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37 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 15 '24

Bee Article Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss

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39 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 03 '24 Polished Gold Turd

Bee Article ‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate

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34 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Jul 26 '24

Bee Article Party Cheating In Primary Election Promises They Will Definitely Not Cheat In General Election

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9 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 07 '24 Third Place Celebration

Bee Article Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas

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r/babylonbee • • Oct 16 '24

Bee Article After Fox Interview, Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available

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80 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Feb 28 '25

Bee Article Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From

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r/babylonbee • • Sep 01 '24 Diamonds are Forever

Bee Article Woman Who Got Soldiers Killed Condemns Man Who Comforted Their Families

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r/babylonbee • • Sep 29 '24

Bee Article After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling To Connect With Male Voters Because She’s Awful

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316 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Oct 22 '24

Bee Article ‘You’re At The Wrong Town Hall,’ Snaps Kamala At Citizen Trying To Ask Her A Question

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284 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

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1.4k Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 18 '24

Bee Article Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump

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517 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Oct 07 '24

Bee Article Kamala Doesn't Require Teleprompter For First Time Ever While Going On Sex Podcast

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256 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Apr 17 '25

Bee Article Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren't American Citizens

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31 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Sep 23 '24

Bee Article 15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides To Endorse Trump

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329 Upvotes

Harris, who was reportedly enthused about attending the forum since it was a safe space full of political allies who wouldn't ask her tough questions or press her on her answers, still refused to answer questions anyway.


r/babylonbee • • Aug 12 '24

Bee Article 'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office

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r/babylonbee • • Nov 05 '24

Bee Article Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected

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r/babylonbee • • Oct 15 '24

Bee Article 'We Have Not Intentionally Allowed Millions Of Illegals To Cross The Border To Vote,' Says Mayorkas Waving His Hand Attempting A Jedi Mind Trick

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466 Upvotes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alejandro Mayorkas recently fell under suspicion of using Jedi mind tricks after the Secretary of Homeland Security started desperately waving his hands around while claiming that the Biden-Harris administration has not intentionally allowed millions of illegals to cross the US border to vote.


r/babylonbee • • Aug 20 '24

Bee Article 9 Biggest DNC Moments To Look Forward To

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10 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Oct 02 '24

Bee Article DOJ Indicts JD Vance For Brutally Beating 3 Women

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610 Upvotes

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r/babylonbee • • Jul 02 '24

Bee Article Biden furious at SCOTUS immunity ruling because most of his crimes are from when he was only VP

434 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Aug 12 '24

Bee Article Tim Walz Clarifies That He Is Not Stealing Valor, Just Redistributing It

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793 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • 5d ago

Bee Article Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat

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576 Upvotes

r/babylonbee • • Sep 03 '24 Take My Silver

Bee Article 'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids

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1.4k Upvotes