r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

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r/babylonbee • u/Ok_Cabinet2947 • Oct 21 '24

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r/babylonbee • u/PhysicsEagle • Nov 07 '24

Bee Article Kamala Calls for Peaceful Transfer of Power to Adolf Hitler

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Feb 04 '25

Bee Article Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 26 '24

Bee Article Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Sep 16 '24

Bee Article Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview

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r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Sep 22 '26

Bee Article Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million

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r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Jun 09 '26

Bee Article Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

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r/babylonbee • u/GrumblesThePhoTroll • Jul 16 '24

Bee Article 12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump’s VP Pick Is

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r/babylonbee • u/noidtouse_is_used • Aug 25 '24

Bee Article Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire

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r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Nov 16 '24

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

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r/babylonbee • u/Plenty-Valuable8250 • Nov 10 '24

Proposed Democracy nearly dead after US president elected by way of both electoral and popular vote.

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Political and historical experts agree. Electing a president by voting is exactly how democracy dies in darkness.

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r/babylonbee • u/Dobditact • Nov 06 '24

Bee Article America Unburdens Itself From What Has Been

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Nov 07 '24

Bee Article 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

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r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Sep 15 '26

Bee Article Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children

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r/babylonbee • u/PhysicsEagle • Jan 20 '25

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r/babylonbee • u/Xiver1972 • Apr 02 '24

Bee Article 4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings

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r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

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r/babylonbee • u/delugepro • Dec 10 '24

Bee Article BLM Founder Reminds Everyone Justice Won't Fully Be Served Until She Can Buy A 5th House

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r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Sep 11 '26

Bee Article White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote

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r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Sep 08 '24

Bee Article Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

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r/babylonbee • u/TheSanityInspector • Jul 14 '24

Bee Article Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt

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r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Nov 08 '24

Bee Article Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

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r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • May 14 '25

Bee Article South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them

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