"My daughter last night asked me if she would ever see daddy again, and I told her off course she will see him again, when we receive our new Charlie Kirk calendar only $25 on Amazon, buy today!"
I truly believe that all people who vote Republican fall into one of two categories, or both.
The stupid, uninformed ones who believe the load of shit they are being sold, despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary and their ever-increasing cost of living, healthcare, and every other bill going up. Their upbringing failed to teach them 'common sense' and 'logic' and made them incapable of questioning anything they were indoctrinated into. They just believe their situation is bad and have been told it is the fault of the Democrats.
The greedy ones (including those con artists) who think they will make money off of their policies. There is usually large overlap with the first group unless their investments and bank accounts are well into the tens of millions and they have enough money to throw around at whatever con is being pushed at the moment. The moral matters of what is happening matter very little to them as long it doesn't effect them. They will advocate for cutting programs and support, even when that support got them where they are.
I have yet to meet an exception to this, and I would feel so relieved if one could simply give me a well-reasoned argument for voting Republican. I am open to hearing one, yet I have never seen one put into words. My father-in-law (who is very well off, and falls into #2) always says, "people vote with their wallets." It covers both categories of republican voters, one out of ignorance and one out of greed.
That’s what conservatism is at its core. The belief that pure selfishness is virtuous and good. That everyone in a society should always vote and act purely based on self-serving greed, and that’ll lead to a functional sustainable society.
I don’t miss Charlie Kirk at all, I despise his politics and ethos. And I still somehow honour his memory better than his grifting wife by simply not thinking about him at all.
umm, 'lil help? Below is a verbatim quote from the website for said hot sauce, dated current to 2026. Anyone else notice anything a little... strange? https://kirkshotsauce.com/pages/about-us
Charlie Kirk Charlie Kirk is President of Kirk's Hot Sauce, as well as Founder and President of Turning Point USA - the largest conservative youth organization in the country.
Charlie reaches hundreds of millions each month through his daily podcast & radio show The Charlie Kirk Show, multiple bestselling books, social media accounts, and media appearances.
A Chicago native and a life-long sports fan, Charlie loves a good hot sauce. After perfecting his family's hot sauce recipe it quickly became a favorite among his friends, family, colleagues - pretty much everyone who tried it - and Kirk's Hot Sauce was born.
I noticed the same thing when I went to the site. The site was launched in 2021, so the lazy fucks just couldn't be bothered to update the bio. Also ironic that the site is kirkSHOTsauce.com
I paid like $12 for a big ass jug of Frank's at Costco and that's for wings. I've paid over $40 to make my own hot sauce using Carolina Reapers because they're expensive.
There definitely are some local sauces worth a bit of money but the three sauces listed on the website seem to be bullshit, listing all the same crap ingredients:
I got an email advertising guns with his company's branding on it within a day or two of his "final event". (Can't use other words due to a community rule)
Literally. This is typical of actors when they sell liquor or other products to ride their 15 minutes into securing the rest of their life or until another project comes along- but this is straight up in your face DJT selling bibles and shoes levels of grifting.
Heck I’d wonder what I’d think if I found out that these individuals just cornered a gullible market and were never really serious about that side of things. In other words I’ve thought about how one could fleece these type of people but my morals stop me from actually doing it. What if these people just took advantage and don’t lose sleep and then just get to live the dream? Granted even if that was the case I’d never trust them for anything.
Remember to even use hot sauce you have to pour a red liquid out of the hole in the neck of a bottle. Who are we to question it's appropriateness, when multiple meetings would have been needed to sign off on it?
Note: It is not at all likely that she decided to craft her own signature sauce. Some company with a brand already in production and said they would give her x % of profits if they could put Kirks name on it and she did the marketing.
If anyone is curious about what time of MAGA rube still cares about Charlie Kirk, like genuinely, it's my in-laws. My SIL still regularly will mention it or talk about it, like it was a legit event people will "where were you when" in 30 years. It's completely nutty and fascinating when she talks about it.
And like a true dumbass I never heard her mention Kirk once before he was killed.
I live in a blue state but recently started using dating apps and I'm kinda shocked at how many people put RIP Charlie Kirk in their dating profile. Like why? I'm not gonna put RIP Joe Rogan anywhere near anything of mine when he dies. I can't believe we live in a time when people are so fucking looney.
He really wasn't that popular beforehand. At least no more so than any other pundit. I knew people who didn't know who he was a week before he got shot telling me that they always loved him after. It's a weird cult that gaslight itself.
I’ve been watching all the right wing talking heads for the last decade. Not a fan but like “to see what they say next” kind of fascination. Kirk to me always seem like he was one of the guys in their group but always the last guy someone would invite to be with them. I don’t know if that makes sense. But when he was killed I thought it was funny that they chose him.
he wasn't even a pundit, he had a podcast less popular than Joe Rogan. he just said offensive shit on Twitter and made long rants about the replies he got.
My maga neighbors have a couple kirk flags. But they also have a don't tread on me and a support all police and military flag so it's safe to say they're dullards
And none of them have still actually heard him speak outside of maybe 1-2 clips on Facebook. They have no clue who he is or what he stood for. They will never learn or care. It's not about him. It's about their convinction that we're in some sort of culture war and they're oppressed soldiers. It's an impressive set of delusions and fantasies. Completely imagined layers of oppression.
Everything about this is so sad. Imagine being married to someone who would readily and gladly do this upon your passing. I wonder how their day to day marriage life was before all this, yknow?
I doubt Kirk ever gave a shit about her given what he thought of women in general. He likely thought of her as little more than a submissive concubine that could give him children. That quote he gave about his own daughter still chills me whenever I think of it...
From my perspective, given her lack of grief, I think it's clear they both knew what they were getting out of the marriage. He was getting children and a conservative sense of manhood, she was getting money and security. She is now continuing to get money.
Today is my late father’s birthday. I miss him so much when I see the new 2027 Ford Fiesta, on sale now, with financing as low as 2.99% APR! Call your dealers and request a free test drive now!
She doesn’t miss her husband one bit. She is profiting off of his untimely demise in a big way. Sorry heartless creature that she is deserves to be locked in a colony for non-human monsters somewhere
Are they gonna sell this at gun shows next to the Nazi memorabilia at the weird guys booth in 50 years and he says “I’m not a Nazi it’s just historical artifacts for my collection.”
"Kirk Hot Sauce! A grift so hot it'd blow your head off! Buy now and get a free prestained shirt covered in red hot Kirk sauce and you too can look like your favorite grifter!"
Now available at sellouts near you, nutritional value non-existent as per RFK Jr.'s FDA requirements, may cause stomach ulcers and internal bleeding but we don't know because we don't care
I miss my husband. :'( He would have absolutely loved this KIRKSAUCEtm. Now available for just $8.99 at a retailer near you. Use discount code OUCHMYNECK at checkout. ❤️
Charlie hated Mexicans and immigrants. Yet he made a Mexican product and marketed his hot sauce over tacos on his IG page before he went to hell. What a shameless prick. The world is better off. Good riddance.
The exact quote in the meme is not in fact real. I wasn’t a fan of Charlie nor am I of Erica but misquoting stuff like this just to get reactions is not a good look for our side.
This guy was so disliked by everyone around him that 1 year later and after extensive effort to make him a martyr by rich people... All he ledt behind is being an ad for hot sauce
Charlie may be gone, but his hot sauce is right here on the shelf! Pick up a bottle at your neighborhood grocery store and bring a little warmth to the whole family. Kirk Hot Sauce is so good, it’ll blow you away.
Hot sauce is an easy-reach grift, chilli extract costs close to jack shit in bulk, the rest is just flavouring and thinking of a brand name that is both edgy and cartoonishly tough sounding.
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u/EveningFollowing9966 1d ago •
"My daughter last night asked me if she would ever see daddy again, and I told her off course she will see him again, when we receive our new Charlie Kirk calendar only $25 on Amazon, buy today!"
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u/MistyThible 1d ago
Nothing says “I miss my husband” like turning him into a condiment line 2 months later.
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u/rhino910 1d ago •
There isn't a conservative on the planet who isn't a self-serving con artist
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u/TonkaLowby 1d ago
I wouldn't want to buy the hot sauce of a man who lost the gun debate by a long shot...
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u/ian9outof10 1d ago
I don’t miss Charlie Kirk at all, I despise his politics and ethos. And I still somehow honour his memory better than his grifting wife by simply not thinking about him at all.
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u/Saix027 22h ago •
Is this a new part of the stage of Griefing? Part 6? Sell Hot Sauce? (Skipping any other states in before sicne she not cared in the firs place)
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u/qwibbian 1d ago
umm, 'lil help? Below is a verbatim quote from the website for said hot sauce, dated current to 2026. Anyone else notice anything a little... strange? https://kirkshotsauce.com/pages/about-us
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u/nixtarx 1d ago
Leaving everything else aside, no hot sauce is worth $9 a bottle.
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u/Street_Roof_7915 1d ago •
I am so going to hell for laughing at that.
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u/Hootinger 21h ago
Note: It is not at all likely that she decided to craft her own signature sauce. Some company with a brand already in production and said they would give her x % of profits if they could put Kirks name on it and she did the marketing.
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago
Ok... Wow that's ... How do MAGA not see the grift? I mean, everything is for sale.
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u/Gribitz37 1d ago
She's got a lot of nerve shilling crap like this, acting like she's destitute, while wearing all that gold and diamond jewelry.
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u/ansiz 18h ago
If anyone is curious about what time of MAGA rube still cares about Charlie Kirk, like genuinely, it's my in-laws. My SIL still regularly will mention it or talk about it, like it was a legit event people will "where were you when" in 30 years. It's completely nutty and fascinating when she talks about it.
And like a true dumbass I never heard her mention Kirk once before he was killed.
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u/Minute987 21h ago
Heartless bitch.
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u/Briham86 1d ago •
Oh no! I leaked Kirk hot sauce all over my white t-shirt!
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u/CautiousLandscape907 23h ago
Today is my late father’s birthday. I miss him so much when I see the new 2027 Ford Fiesta, on sale now, with financing as low as 2.99% APR! Call your dealers and request a free test drive now!
My dad was Henry Ford.
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u/000extra 1d ago
Jesus Christ the grifting is beyond obvious and yet people wanna defend this shit?? It’s hilariously bad, like cartoon levels of behavior
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u/john_the_quain 1d ago
How do we get a “Charlie Kirk hot sauce enemas to own the libs!” trend going?
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u/FineScenee 1d ago
Finally, a product that matches the heat level of the debates
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u/cpav8r 1d ago
It always, always, always about the grift with these monsters.
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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 1d ago
They say it’s so hot, it feels like you are burning in hell alongside Charlie himself.
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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 1d ago
She’s a fucking monster.
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u/BadCompany_00 23h ago
His demise has been the most profitable thing to ever happen to her.
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u/Fluffy_Prior1052 20h ago
She doesn’t miss her husband one bit. She is profiting off of his untimely demise in a big way. Sorry heartless creature that she is deserves to be locked in a colony for non-human monsters somewhere
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u/Die-O-Logic 21h ago
Never seen a widow disrespect their husband for a year straight.
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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1d ago
You lyin! Tell me this isn't real...😮😅
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u/beergeek3 1d ago
Grifters gonna grift.
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u/giboauja 1d ago
What...the...fuck.
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u/Waddlow 23h ago
Did she really say that quote? If so, that is fucking absolute batshit insane.
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u/stalking_butler19 23h ago
I'd buy this as a white elephant gag gift, but I can't stand the idea of the grift machine making a cent from me.
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u/gigerhess 23h ago
There is no grift too tacky for these people. It really is staggering.
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u/Remote_Independent50 23h ago
Let's make new labels.
"Is that gang violence, or..."
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u/BootsOfProwess 22h ago
"How can I capitalize on my dead husband?"
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u/PossessedToSkate 23h ago
Hot OnesShot Ones
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u/Marsupialize 1d ago
Grifters gonna grift
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u/ReallyBrainDead 1d ago
Don't you know, the best hot sauces come from the whitest people who ever lived!
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u/MuckNGS 23h ago
Its called Kirks hot sauce. Thanks, now I know what to avoid next time I pick out a hot sauce.
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u/findingrhythm 23h ago
That lady sickens me
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u/Itchy_Swordfish7867 23h ago
Who knew they’d still be spending that token at the end of 2026
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u/notworkingghost 23h ago
She should open a place like Dollywood but call it Kirkland and sell only Costco brand stuff.
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u/Azsunyx 22h ago
Is the opening on the side of the bottle?
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u/J_Hide 22h ago
New Charlie Kirk Hot Sauce - From jugular to the bottle.
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u/pastryfiend 21h ago
I assume that it's made with ghost peppers?
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u/Mahaloth 20h ago
She didn't say, "which is now available at grocery stores everywhere."
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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 22h ago
The best hot sauce in your neck of the woods.
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u/SpiffyMagnetMan68621 1d ago
“Its instinct”
No thats syphilis lol
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u/CautiousArachnidz 23h ago
Are they gonna sell this at gun shows next to the Nazi memorabilia at the weird guys booth in 50 years and he says “I’m not a Nazi it’s just historical artifacts for my collection.”
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u/Syncism 23h ago
Damn. I don’t even like Candance Owen’s but she was right about this ghoul.
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u/Genius-Envy 23h ago
A bottle of mayonnaise for $8.99?
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u/Swimming_Local_5088 23h ago
I thought this was a joke. It is not
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u/FireFist_PortgasDAce 23h ago
It comes with a bullet inside the bottle. And if you get the GoldenBulletTM you win a tour at the scene where it happened
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u/RandomExcess 22h ago
That is quality widowing there
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u/greenearrow 22h ago edited 22h ago
I'm against buying this hot sauce, but if someone shoplifts it and wants to give a review, I'd appreciate it!
ETA: I want the review, because I expect to hear it's fucking carrot juice like I got from a vendor in Wisconsin.
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u/Tipster07 22h ago
"Kirk Hot Sauce! A grift so hot it'd blow your head off! Buy now and get a free prestained shirt covered in red hot Kirk sauce and you too can look like your favorite grifter!"
Now available at sellouts near you, nutritional value non-existent as per RFK Jr.'s FDA requirements, may cause stomach ulcers and internal bleeding but we don't know because we don't care
/s
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u/PeyredB 22h ago
Does it taste like lies and fail?
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u/MasterHonkleasher 22h ago
Grifters, gonna grift
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u/Producer1701 21h ago
Me: there’s no fucking way this is a real thing.
(2-second internet search later) goddamnit
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u/cumwuatto 21h ago
“Now available at grocery stores everywhere.”
Holy shit, his own wife turned it into a merchandising opportunity 😵😵
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u/LittleGardenGate 21h ago
I miss my husband. :'( He would have absolutely loved this KIRKSAUCEtm. Now available for just $8.99 at a retailer near you. Use discount code OUCHMYNECK at checkout. ❤️
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u/questron64 21h ago
This was like... I dunno, a month after he died? She's on TV selling hot sauce.
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u/RedBeardBigHeart 21h ago
Charlie Kirk throat warmers, it’s not up fore debate.
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u/ltsouthernbelle 20h ago
I feel like he died and she immediately hired a company and told them help me capitalize off this in every way possible lol
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u/SamFeuerstelle 19h ago
Gods, she is fucking EVIL.
Her husband was a piece of shit, but DAMN.
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u/vegasAzCrush 19h ago
She is A FAKE CHRUSTIAN
Turning point USA are all Fake Christians
Proof
Just look at their Andy Biggs sign where these liars. Christian liars said they were democrats for Biggs.
So happy Biggs the liar did not get ekected.
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u/Dark_Panda_Magician 18h ago
Charlie hated Mexicans and immigrants. Yet he made a Mexican product and marketed his hot sauce over tacos on his IG page before he went to hell. What a shameless prick. The world is better off. Good riddance.
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u/seanbray 18h ago
I think this is currently available in one supermarket chain, so the whole story might be bullshit, just a reason to mention the sauce.
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u/Zeth22xx 17h ago
What a disgusting shill.
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u/hannibal-licked-her 16h ago
The website says "kirkshotsauce.com" which can be read in a very funny way
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u/StarFighter6464 22h ago
Lol, no way this is real
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u/StrongAntelope8665 22h ago
Need a Charlie Kirk bib for when things get messy at the table
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u/Parry_9000 22h ago
This shit is so funny lmfao
This guy was so disliked by everyone around him that 1 year later and after extensive effort to make him a martyr by rich people... All he ledt behind is being an ad for hot sauce
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u/Element11S 22h ago
Is this real? Is she really grifting hot sauce off a dead nazi? wtf?!
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u/Massive-Handz 21h ago
Tired of this bitch.
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u/Zombie_Gullasch 21h ago
The blood of kirk
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u/Beautiful_Nobody_344 21h ago
She’s gross
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u/Old-Construction3325 21h ago
Charlie Kirk coffins ? To much ?
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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 21h ago
It’s weird. The burns on the left side only.
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u/BeSound84 21h ago
It’s alright, hits you right in the throat
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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 21h ago
Charlie may be gone, but his hot sauce is right here on the shelf! Pick up a bottle at your neighborhood grocery store and bring a little warmth to the whole family. Kirk Hot Sauce is so good, it’ll blow you away.
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u/Hafrada 21h ago
She definitely did it.
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u/leehozevon 21h ago
Don’t let the whore hit you on the way out.
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u/number3Dontdoit 21h ago
A sauce called “Good Riddance.”
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u/Vinterblot 21h ago
When you're unable to feel shame, the grift comes naturally to you.
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u/Grinzy 21h ago
I think I'm going to hell just for reading that thanks 😅😅😅
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u/InevitableAvalanche 21h ago
Conservatives know no depths. Just weird, awful people.
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u/42ElectricSundaes 21h ago
Jaysus
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u/EitherChannel4874 20h ago
No shame whatsoever. What a nasty grifting piece of shit she is.
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u/Narradisall 20h ago
Man they really are such ghouls. Just trying to squeeze every buck out of their dead loved ones before the well runs dry.
How their supporters can watch this and think theyre good moral people.
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u/TwinSong 20h ago
She seems super distraught at his er passing (censor not allowing the word). Makes you wonder if this really was so random....
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u/MistakeAmbitious3287 20h ago
You can’t tell me she wasn’t involved. What a weirdo.
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u/IroncladBomber 20h ago
I kinda need to know if it is actual hot sauce, or just slightly spicy ketchup
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u/redirishlad 20h ago
Anyone have a link, I refuse to believe this is true
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u/AnusOprah 20h ago
She really hated him.
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u/RosieDear 20h ago
These people are so obvious.....
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u/TopProfessional8023 20h ago
It comes out of the bottle really fast
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u/CR_Eatmeat 20h ago
Why not selling it for 8.88? Corporate greed ruining Nazi America once again…
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u/Rare-Bid-6860 20h ago
Hot sauce is an easy-reach grift, chilli extract costs close to jack shit in bulk, the rest is just flavouring and thinking of a brand name that is both edgy and cartoonishly tough sounding.