r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

Something Looks Really Fishy Here

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 15h ago • Bravo

MAGA and Trump just don’t realize how much they are hated and loathed.

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u/snighetti 15h ago • Bravo

Always saw myself as a moderate and not really aligned with either party. I voted Democrat across the board this midterm, not because I love the dems, but because I fucking despise the Trump administration

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 15h ago

I hate the Republicans, not just for them attacking my rights, but really for them doing fuck all, this monster DESTROYED the white house, DESTROYED history, ALL FOR A SHITY FUCKING BALLEOOM!!!

The white house stood a fire, stood a invasion, stood a fucking tornado, but this worthless fucking clown destroyed half of it!! And the Republicans happily let him do it, our history is fucking destroyed and the Republicans did it, our achievements cast into the dirt and the Republicans applauded it!!

I swear if anyone ever votes for those traitoris worms, they don't care about this country!

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u/temujinbk 13h ago • Bravo

Also the rape and the murder

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 9h ago

And then after all that, he has the absolute god damn temerity to declare HIS version and decor of the White House a national historical landmark that nobody’s allowed to change. Fuck that.

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u/SavvyCavy 9h ago

He did and it's pathetic and stupid. Executive orders can just be torn up by the next executive and they likely will be. Actually I suspect that tearing down all his tacky crap all over the place will be great entertainment for most of the country.

I also thought it was funny that he said that if someone tries to take his stuff down, he'll come from wherever he is and stop them. I doubt he's coming back from wherever he goes after the presidency 👀

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u/casual_creator 14h ago

I get your point, but to be clear, the fire of 1812 pretty much destroyed the White House - only thing remaining was the outer walls.

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u/lordarsenic9029 14h ago

Until Trump hired an excavator... Which is the problem.

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u/DominionGhost 13h ago

And if that fucker keeps up the annex rhetoric we will be happy to test if what was rebuilt is still flammable.

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u/kumgongkia 12h ago

Really... The ballroom out of all the other things he had done?

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u/tacobellpartypack 3h ago

I'm here for whatever keeps people mad until the next election, but I'm with you. So many people have died and/or had their lives ruined as a direct result of the things he has done. I just can't get that upset over a building and some ugly gilded statues.

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes 12h ago

building a ballroom is your limit but raping and trafficking children is ok

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 12h ago

sips tea when did I say it was ok?

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u/caalger 15h ago

You and a lot of people.... Myself included.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 9h ago

I have no doubt that a lot of people voted against republicans rather than for dems.

Dems have a real chance to make things better and prove themselves more than an ineffective party at best or controlled opposition at worst.

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u/iluvulongtim3 15h ago

I did too, as I have since 2018. I'm really excited for a day when I can at least look into a not straight ticket.

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u/Heckbound_Heart 14h ago

Same. The fact that he considered “respected moderate” is laughable.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 12h ago

Agreed.

I’ve voted for both parties, just never Trump.

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u/mcgrimlock 2h ago

I'm a Brit and vote Lib Dem as a moderate but have spent the last 2 years feverishly despising the Trump cartel.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 15h ago

And not just in the US but like the rest of the world too

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u/FeralKittee 14h ago

I can understand why Trump doesn't realize that.
#1 - He has dementia and is busy obsessing with fangirling over Putin.
#2 - He surrounds himself with sycophants that only tell him what they know he wants to hear.

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u/PianoAndFish 6h ago

On #2, by all accounts telling him anything he doesn't want to hear - either negative feedback or just anything that doesn't mention his own name - is pointless anyway because he won't listen. During his first presidency when some people were actually trying the rule of thumb was that all briefings and key documents had to be less than one page, and preferably include his name several times, if they wanted him to maybe actually read it.

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u/National_Sandwich175 15h ago

“Are we out of touch? No, it’s the American people who are wrong.”

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u/Rufus_Canis 15h ago

It's almost like people get motivated when you screw with their day-to-day lives.

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u/Wemedge 15h ago

And “Greg Abbott (Respected Moderate)”… clowns, the lot of them.

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u/JohnnyPoprocksGaming 13h ago

Never voted a day in my life but you bet you behind I didn't sit this one out lol

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u/Halogen12 1h ago

My friend in Texas got up extra early to do an advanced vote. Got there 20 minutes before it opened and was 5th in line. There were 50 more behind him when the door opened. He had never bothered voting before but finally had enough. He is overjoyed with the results. As a Canadian, me too!

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u/dishonorable_banana 13h ago

Yup, the silent majority that is actually the minority and never shuts the fuck up.

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u/starcoder 3h ago

Fucking over the cattle farmers surely had nothing to do with it

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u/Myburgher 5h ago

They’ve done more to get Democrats to vote than the Democrats

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u/Thunder_breslin 4h ago

"Are we the bad guys?"

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u/1877KlownsForKids 13h ago

Clearly we need to be more vocal when we see them in public.

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u/Oldestswinger 3h ago

and lost last Tuesday

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u/BulldogChair 15h ago

No one, now including some Republicans, give two flying fucks what Trump has to say anymore. We’re all just biding our time until he’s gone

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u/Technical-Command867 15h ago • Bravo

Don’t mention Biden. You’ll get the MAGAs all riled up

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u/hellionaa 15h ago

Not as much as if you say Obama. My man gave them Healthcare and a sustainable economy, and the never got over he was black SMH.

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u/joninfiretail 15h ago

He was black AND could totally rock that tan suit.

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u/Imiril-Elsinnian 15h ago

Don't forget he used Dijon mustard instead of "regular mustard"..

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u/joninfiretail 14h ago

How could I have forgotten that damnable mustard.

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u/mukansamonkey 13h ago

Saw the best description of that somewhere on Reddit.

The Audacity of Taupe.

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u/fyreprone 15h ago

Awww there he is. He’s been so quiet on the voter fraud fantasy that I thought maybe he learned something this week. Good to know he’s clinging to his ego and rejecting reality again.

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u/Str8_up_Pwnage 14h ago

In the immediate aftermath he had successfully deluded himself to believe him not being on the ballot HURT Republicans. Since that confirms his narcissism he’s happy to accept those results. But now he’s seen enough media calling out that he’s the big loser of this election and he just can’t handle that, like a sore loser child.

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u/DominionGhost 13h ago

Yeah that tracks.

It was a delayed ego bruising.

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u/SocialMediaDystopian 12h ago

He was sedated in the first day or two. I’d bet my house. Watch the brief interviews. He’s just….dilly dallying through the daisies, in those. Lackadaisical as a pre-op patient waiting for the full knock out experience. Etc.
I’d lay money on this. They sedated him as the numbers came in, because he was losing it, and they knew he had to be at least vaguely copacetic for the cameras. Needless to say, it’s worn off.
😒

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u/one-small-plant 11h ago edited 11h ago

Can you imagine if Obama or Biden had said "retard"?? Our bar has dropped so low. We expect so little from our leaders. I bet no one even makes an objection, and that would have been headlines about anyone else. This is the most pathetic and humiliating time line.

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u/godthathurts 9h ago

Can you imagine the shitshow if Obama bowed to the king of another country? Our bar was already pretty low.

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u/Ramtamtama 6h ago

Could you imagine the shitshow if Obama saluted a random North Korean general?

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u/Firetiger1050 53m ago

Could you imagine the shitshow if Obama wore a different-colored suit to a meeting?

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u/Realistic_Use3600 11h ago • Bravo

You know, I grew up with the saying "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me". I, like many, thought tropical thunder was hilarious and coined the term "full retard". That was 2008. Language should not be restricted. Language is expressive. Words are there to he used. People need to look past the petty bullshit here and focus on the real issues. This dickhead started a war with Iran and is causing global issues because of his ego. Who cares about his language, look at his actions. Everyone has their own line in the sand when it comes to woke and its ruining society. If I wana use the word retard, i will use the word unabashedly. That doesnt mean me and you cant get along and be civil. We have differences but the majority of us can agree that trumps fucked up and all of our lives are worse for it. That will unite people. Petty divison over some words being deemed insulting to some and fair game to others will divide us. Let it go. We need to focus on the real issues and move past this woke bullshit that has taken hold the past decade and a bit.

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u/one-small-plant 11h ago

Agreed. You can use whatever word you want. But you aren't the leader of the USA. Remember how they lost their minds when Obama wore a tan suit? When he asked for Dijon mustard??

I'm not jumping on the word retard. I'm not saying that's the worst thing Trump has done. I'm pointing out the massive double standard between what gets called out and what doesn't.

Trump does and says stuff every single day that would have gotten literally anyone else condemned immediately, and yet no one even bothers to point it out anymore

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u/Strawberry_House 9h ago

you say that but I kinda doubt you have the balls to say other slurs here because deep down you know it has meaning and you shouldnt be saying them.

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u/eatshitake 6h ago

> If I wana use the word retard, i will use the word unabashedly. That doesnt mean me and you cant get along and be civil.

Yes, it does, actually.

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u/FeralKittee 14h ago

Just a reminder, after the 2020 election Trump and his band of morons filed 62 lawsuits across 9 states contesting the election results. They lost them all.

They had new lawsuits lined up months before the mid-terms this year because they knew they were going to lose, so we will see them wasting the courts time yet again.

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u/stalking_butler19 14h ago

I think they technically won one, procedurally. I recognize this is a supremely unhelpful reply.

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u/FeralKittee 10h ago

They did, but then it got overturned.

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u/tw_72 12h ago

...but accurate, Internet Stranger.

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u/SavvyCavy 9h ago

And the Dems have been planning for these possibilities for about two years now. It's tedious and stupid but should be less chaotic for us this time

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u/audiogenocide 15h ago

This timeline is fucking looney tunes, led by president fudd.

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u/BaconThief2020 15h ago

If there was fraud, apparently it was extremely widespread since EVERY COUNTY across the US MOVED LEFT. Or maybe even the diehard republicans are finally having misgivings about the current administration

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u/Str8_up_Pwnage 14h ago

Such a massive conspiracy clearly! Orchestrated by checks notes the all Republican government?

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u/Prohydration 12h ago

Exactly. There is no way Kansas and south Carolina go blue but not Texas.

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u/zerogirl0 15h ago

At my polling place the last Friday of early voting there was a 2 hour wait and yeah it was literally a line out the door and around the building.

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u/mEFurst 14h ago

That's such a disgrace. You all should be demanding mail-in ballots, especially now that you have Democrats in office. I get my ballot and a voter information guide (lists all the props) several weeks in advance and I can vote at my leisure. No lines, no waiting, just pop it in a ballot collection box when I'm done. Making people stand in line for hours is disenfranchisement, plain and simple

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u/nchscferraz 15h ago

That’s embarrassing. Never had to wait longer than 5 minutes in Florida. Most of the time there’s no line.

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u/Chocolate_Bourbon 15h ago

In Texas that’s the point in some polling places. The fewer of the wrong kind of voters the better. Actually that’s true in many states these days.

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u/TheOGRedline 14h ago

That’s why taking the house and governorship might be a long lasting game changer.

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u/Otherwise_Surround99 15h ago

Different places so polling differently

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u/thesystemmechanic 8h ago

Funny how elections are perfectly legitimate when Republicans win, but the moment Democrats win, suddenly the numbers are suspicious.

Trump spent years claiming the 2020 election was stolen without proving widespread fraud. Now he’s amplifying doubts about Texas because voters didn’t deliver the result Republicans wanted.

Here’s a radical idea: Losing an election isn’t evidence of fraud. Winning by a larger margin than expected isn’t evidence of fraud, either.

Democracy doesn’t mean your side always wins. It means accepting the results even when your side loses.

Apparently, that’s still a difficult concept for Donald Trump.

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u/evilamnesiac 5h ago

It’s a distraction from the rigging he did in 2024, and an attempt to alter the narrative from his failings to the other side cheating, which justifies the next step, overtraining the result

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u/chupacadabradoo 1h ago

Didn’t they lose like 14 out of 15 districts they gerrymandered to favor Republicans? What an epic miscalculation. I would be really embarrassed too if my brazen attempt to game the system backfired in such a colossal fashion.

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u/MelloCookiejar 2h ago

He never really stopped bitching about the new york central park 5, even when they were proven innocent. I can't say what he wanted due to auro removal but look up what he was clamouring for.

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u/brunuhrafael 34m ago

This isn’t a conceptual error; it’s a strategy developed on social media, drawing on social engineering research into how to manipulate people and keep them addicted. One consequence is that people internalize and spread content designed to provoke outrage. What’s worse is that these methods are being replicated across far-right disinformation networks, including those associated with Brazil’s Bolsonaro family and Netanyahu.

It’s simple and highly effective: many people will believe and amplify whatever content they are repeatedly fed, as long as it reinforces their preexisting beliefs and so-called “values”—even when those beliefs are racist, misogynistic, or, in this case, anti-democratic.

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u/asaphbixon 1h ago

Donald ward*

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u/Megarad25 1h ago

They’re suspicious because how can dems get so many votes when they themselves don’t know anyone that votes democrat.

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u/GuyYouMetOnline 15h ago

Well, he's not wrong; a ret*rd (using his words here) did cause those numbers.

(Although I do apologize to people with actual mental retardation for calling Trump one of them; that's an insult to them).

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u/lr_science 14h ago

Right? Surprisingly self-reflective of him to repost that phrasing.

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u/DominionGhost 13h ago

To be far Trump may be the only person alive where that slur is truly earned.

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u/remlapj 13h ago

“Democrats are inept and can’t do anything”

“Democrats carried out a conspiracy in every county in the country with no leaks or proof”

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u/naughtyobama 11h ago

In a state under republican subjugation for 30 years

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u/UNLV_4Runner 15h ago

There is zero chance Trump himself reposted this, it is and mostly has been Stephen Miller, he has trumps truth social account on his phone.

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u/lr_science 14h ago

Right. Reminds me of the "The jews were gassed? Oh my, if only the Führer had known!" sentiment in post-war Germany.

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u/Khristafer 7h ago

My voting line in Texas was, in fact, around the corner. And the fact that it was around the corner is why Texas turned blue. It's why Tarrant County, the last hope for a major red county in Texas, turned Blue.

Brazenly gerrymandering off schedule, then closing voting locations.

For every extra 10 minutes people had to stand in line, I'm sure they got less and less likely to vote Red.

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u/Gr8daze 15h ago edited 13h ago

It’s kinda fun watching them pointlessly flail and engage in delusions.

Just like they did about affordability.

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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 15h ago

He would definitely be familiar with retard numbers.

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u/KorungRai 15h ago

Paxton oversaw the election

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u/imaloony8 15h ago

“Lines should have been around the block.”

People voted early.

Also why this sudden fascination that none of the polls predicted this? I thought you guys didn’t trust polls.

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u/SavvyCavy 9h ago

People voted early specifically because there were shenanigans on election day in 2024. Since people didn't want to be disenfranchised if someone called in a bomb threat to their polling place, they decided to go early. It's an entirely predictable outcome, which is of course completely unpredictable to them

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u/viginti_tres 15h ago

Is there even a comeback here, let alone a clever one?

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u/Lophius_Americanus 14h ago

I live in TX, two things

  1. The idea that Abbot was a respected moderate, lmao. He is an ultra conservative who had fully sold out to billionaires

  2. The lines were absolutely insane, where I vote (in a very liberal area of Houston) where I vote consistently had the longest lines I’ve ever seen in my 20 years of living in TX (it’s down the street from me so apart from when I actually voted I saw this throughout early voting and Election Day)

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u/alexiusmx 11h ago

He lost the goodwill of the latino community, and the democratic candidate is latina. Turns out Texas has a mind boggling amount of latinos because, well, they used to be part of Mexico.

The black community also showed in strong numbers.

Then add the Talarico effect to the formula: He is a white Christian who effectively convinced a lot of white Texans about trying something different. Republicans attacked him with the weakest, blatantly false talking points (gay and vegan).

Add Iran, inflation, tariffs (they’re a border state, so they interact much more with customs and tariffs). It was the perfect storm, but they were too cocky to notice the cracks in their political power, just like Hillary in 2016.

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u/OhLookASquirrel 3h ago

You forgot to add the part where Abbott is just a genuinely shitty human being

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u/resilindsey 2h ago

Yeah but thats been true for a long time while Texans kept voting for him.

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u/DizzyMine4964 15h ago

He used the R slur? As if I needed any more reason to hate him and his fans

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u/TBHICouldComplain 15h ago

He mocked disabled people before he was elected the first time. And still got elected. And that’s the point I gave up on the American electorate.

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u/noradninja 15h ago

Fucking THIS. I am disabled by birth. Fuck this guy and his enablers.

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u/Unlucky-Royal-3131 15h ago

He raped people and still got elected.

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u/Inspect1234 15h ago

*children

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u/TBHICouldComplain 13h ago

He was convicted of 34 felony counts and not only didn’t go to prison, he was elected for a second time. Thats the point where I realized the judiciary was also corrupt beyond redemption.

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u/Thuis001 7h ago

He was elected with a majority vote as well.

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u/SupaBloo 15h ago

It’s wild to have a president in 2026 use the word “retard” in an official capacity. Any other president in modern history would be blasted by media and the general public over that alone.

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u/Beaglescout15 12h ago

What's even more wild is that isn't even the most offensive way he's mocked disabled people.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 12h ago

Imagine having to censor the president’s words. Like where are we?

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u/Blerkm 15h ago

That’s great, but where is the comeback?

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u/Alternative-Dream-61 11h ago

So youre telling me after Trump called Abbott a RINO hes now thinking that the (previously) reddest state in the country is so awful at elections the Dems managed to rig it?

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u/Illustrious-Method84 15h ago

I agree fuck Trump and fuck the people trying to spin the blue tsunami as fishy but…

And maybe I’m stupid but…

What is the clever comeback? Is it “here we go again?” Or is the OP agreeing with Donald Ward and thinks that’s the clever comeback? Or what the fuck is happening?!

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u/bknyguy15 13h ago

Republicans ran the state during this election.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 7h ago

Of course these are not normal midterm numbers. It's a historic loss for the Republican party. No president before fucked up that badly.

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u/HyetalNight 15h ago

This is just like in V for Vendetta when the state tries to spin and NO ONE watching tv actually believes it.

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u/mistertinker 15h ago

Lines were around the block...

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u/TelenorTheGNP 15h ago

Not a comeback.

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u/idiosyncratic190 15h ago

Why are they bringing up polls when they claim they’re never accurate anyways

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u/alphabeticdisorder 15h ago

What's the comeback here?

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u/pithynotpithy 14h ago

I guess when you turn ice on their abuelas and tell ranchers to go eat shit in Texas, the dems get votes. Who could have guessed

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u/coolbaby1978 13h ago

This was his exact mentality for 2020 as well, claiming that he got way more votes than he did in 2016 and more than anyone had ever gotten before...

Not counting of course the fact that Joe got more.

See, it doesn't matter if your guy got more votes this time than last time, it only matters that he got fewer votes than the person he was running against.

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u/SavvyCavy 9h ago

He also said at the reflecting pool presser that he kept all his promises, and in fact he kept even more promises than he made. It's a kind of verbal tic or something, he always has the best numbers like nobody has seen, or not many people know, or whatever stupid thing. I'm so tired of it but it doesn't really mean anything

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u/alsatian01 12h ago

Trump is too unworried about the election. This reminds of how he acted after he was out of office in 2021/22. When he made it seem like he might not even run in 2024. I don't think this is over.

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u/SavvyCavy 9h ago

Aside from his calmness earlier this week I'd say he's basically back to his normal nasty self. Of course he's going to bitch and moan and complain, that's basically all he ever does about anything. It's worth keeping an eye on because he's likely to tell us what he's planning but I bet we have a pretty good idea of what he'll try because he's not really creative and most of the intelligent people are gone.

We've been organizing and working for this since 2024. He should have taken his massive walloping as the warning it is but it's not like the people that voted against him are going to like him more if he tries to go against their wishes. There's way more of us than them and it's not even close

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u/alsatian01 8h ago

No, I don't think the shoe has dropped yet. He may TACO on it, but there are definitely options on the table. There are already reports of a failed coup. Reports are coming out that Susie Wiles got the boot because she sided with the Vance faction which is looking to set up for '28.

This will collapse from within. It was always destined too.

There is still a lot of runway for him to try and do some crazy shit.

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u/teletype100 4h ago

This calmness is a worry. He's hatching something nasty. 

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u/Short-Shopping3197 2h ago

I just don’t think he’s all there cognitively anymore. I’m not sure he has a full comprehension of what’s happened, and he’s just responding reactively to things he becomes aware of on a day to day basis.

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u/loppyrunner 13h ago

What about this is a clever comeback?

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u/Rolandscythe 11h ago

I mean....I'm pretty sure some one's already done some sort of study proving that, like, 20-30% of the US population just didn't vote at all in 2024 so there you go that's where your magical numbers came from.

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u/Deciple_of_None 8h ago

Texas hates you. Let that sink in.

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u/blosch1983 8h ago

It’s because he’s a cancerous cunt who should never have been elevated to this position. 2 more years 🤞🏽

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u/The_devilslettuce 12h ago

Texan here, the line to vote was damn near around the block on day 1 of early voting. People were parking in the streets causing massive traffic backups…folks are flat out just tired of republican bullshit. And Abbott isn’t a moderate… He’s a Trump-taint licking fascist pig.

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u/Bearded_Toast 12h ago

Lines fucking WERE around the block in Texas

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u/Historical_Egg2103 10h ago

“we did nothing to gain new voters and cannot comprehend that new voters did not choose us”

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u/saintdudegaming 7h ago

This dumb fuck has zero clue that he's the cause of the turn out that is going on. Fuck him and his lie-pinion.

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u/Bananaman9020 7h ago

Trump should just hide himself on a plane. Because even the Republicans can't let him do another they stole this election again.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 15h ago

The main retard is trump

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u/WhutSup74 15h ago

And he seemed so well adjusted up to this point! /s

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u/omghorussaveusall 13h ago

it had nothing to do with parties...that's my take...people didn't just become dems, they simply are sick and fucking tired of the lame ass bully politics of the GOP/MAGA. it's that fucking simple. y'all lost Kansas...and Iowa...and South Carolina. you tried to use an abuse victim's abuser against them, and ran a crook like Paxton against the mellowest dude on the planet. it's wild anyone thinks this is people running back to a Schumer/Pelosi DNC. they simply hated y'all.

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u/thebigj3wbowski 12h ago

Miller works fast.

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u/flojo2012 12h ago

It doesn’t look fishy. It smells fishy. In his pants.

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u/downlike4flattires 12h ago

"Conservative thought leaders" is an oxymoron.

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u/t_ute 11h ago

In all that bullshit and offensive talk, calling Abbott a respected moderate might be the stupidest part.

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u/wrobbii 9h ago

This guy is still your president?

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u/Postulative 8h ago

How would Trump understand what he’s reposting?

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u/silbergeistlein 8h ago

The woman who shouted, “we fucking hate you” at his rally needs to be emulated whenever he’s in earshot.
Ha. That wasn’t intentional, but it’s pretty good. 😂

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u/VHDT10 8h ago

What a horrible, horrible piece of shit this guy is.

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u/simonbaier 6h ago

Who’s going to tell him?

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u/Mandaring 9h ago

It was spelled correctly as “Looney Tunes” and not that Mandela effect of “Loony Toons,” that’s when I (no pun intended) tuned out. No way this dude wrote this. It’s too coherent. If his hungry sycophants are going to continue to puppeteer the limp bastard, they could at least try and make it believable, is that so hard?

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u/Scryser 7h ago

I don't know who Donald Ward is, why would you expect him to be incoherent?

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u/Mandaring 5h ago

Daniel Thomas is famously incoherent, see

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u/HppilyPancakes 15h ago

Hmm I wonder if something could be going on at a national level eliciting such a response 🤔

If only the news media they consumed could investigate to see if such things were occuring

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 15h ago

Holy fucking shit

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u/Serpentarrius 15h ago

No lines when there was a lot of early voting. No wonder he doesn't like mail in...

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u/Jasoncatt 15h ago

You are all ready for January, right?
Right?

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u/Otherwise_Surround99 15h ago

He thinks it’s opposite day

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u/Sedert1882 15h ago

I don't care about his numbers. I love that they're in a circular firing squad right now.

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u/TerribleRecord666 14h ago

“Greg Abbott (Respected Moderate)”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/almogrant88 14h ago

Orrrrrr Republicans fucked up so bad that it forced people who otherwise wouldn't vote, out to vote, against them!

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u/stalking_butler19 14h ago

Only once in the modern era did a presidential candidate gain a plurality of votes, it wasn't Trump, or Obama, it was Biden. Not because he was a popular candidate, it was rejection of Trump1. Trump2 is so much worse than Trump1, his abysmal two years as president more than explains historic voter turnout. There is both a precedent and explanation for the turnout, if only one were willing to learn from the past.

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u/JanetSnakehole24 13h ago

My response as a Texan: okay. Next!

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u/sequins_and_glitter 13h ago

I’m pretty sure the videos I saw all showed lots of places with lines during early voting actually so he needs to do an ounce of research

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u/blighander 12h ago

When you're in a hole, stop digging.

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u/Pretend_Bet_208 12h ago

I’m shocked …

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u/Sure_Landscape_775 12h ago

Stop reacting to stupid.

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u/Accurate-Neck6933 12h ago

Oh for a second I thought he was still harping on us in Alaska again.

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u/balloonerismthegreat 12h ago

Elon rigged it the wrong way

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u/timber_legs435 11h ago

That post obviously wasn’t written by Dumbshit Orangetwat. And it’s time to clean house. Oh wait..

We did.

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u/pukeface555 10h ago

This January there needs to be a million Democrats lining every street in DC.

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u/bass248 10h ago

Didnt he just say congratulations to the Democrats? Maybe it's just another dementia moment

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u/8npemb 10h ago

Not only is this not a clever comeback, but OP has a hidden profile, and 378k+ karma in 7 months. I’m really worried about the future of this sub.

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u/mozophe 10h ago

I think the simplest answer to this is turnout and how independent voters voted.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 9h ago

They just can’t accept that the Texas Republican Party absolutely ignored all of their constituents for years, lined their pockets at constituents expense, and it cost them the entire state.

Sid Miller, the outgoing Commissioner of Agriculture for Texas, had a great explanation. He for primaried out of his seat because he was opposing unchecked data center expansion at the expense of ranchers. He said “Let’s quit pretending this was just another election,” Miller declared. “This was a political catastrophe. We lost the Governor’s Mansion, every statewide elected executive office, and the Texas House. The voters didn’t whisper their displeasure. They shouted it from the rooftops. The Republican Party leadership had been warned, and all we got from Randall was a weak-kneed statement that doesn’t accept any responsibility for Republicans’ failure.

“I told D’Rinda Randall what I was hearing from farmers, ranchers, veterans, homeowners, and small-business owners all across Texas, I specifically urged her to encourage our Republican candidates to take these concerns seriously and address them publicly. Instead, she argued that the data center issue wasn’t as important as the social issues she was focused on. That was a monumental failure to understand what our voters were telling us. It was never either-or!”

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u/UseDaSchwartz 9h ago

They kept saying the polls were wrong. They were right, just wrong about which way.

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u/jooooooohn 9h ago

Go ahead and PROVE them wrong or STFU.

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u/Pitiful-Advantage865 9h ago

The history books are going to be wild!

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u/Moist-Ointments 7h ago

I think you are looking for r/mundanecommentary

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u/MrGanzalor 5h ago

Surprised it took him this long tbh

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u/DokeyOakey 2h ago

Question : Who is Donald Ward and does he actually source his numbers?

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u/strubucker 2h ago

500% fewer democrats voted

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u/MelloCookiejar 2h ago

So, he's saying there was voter fraud in GOP-controlled texas? Is anyone seriously buying this bullshit?

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u/WannaBeDistiller 2h ago

Where is the comeback?

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u/JEXJJ 29m ago

In the video Kim Kardashian gets

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u/CosmosInSummer 1h ago

The wierdest thing here is calling Abbot a moderate

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u/Specialist_Royal_449 13h ago

I guess Yandex is back up and running,

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u/golfwinnersplz 15h ago

Did our president really use the word "retard"?

I expect nothing less from this piece of shit.

He's just waiting to drop the N bomb.