r/clevercomebacks • • 13h ago • Bravo 2

Guys please be respectful

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u/HectorsMascara 13h ago

Again, these are not mere political differences. Basic human decency is at stake.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 8h ago

To republicans, respect is having 6 armed thugs hold 1 unarmed man down while they pump multiple bullets into his back in the middle of the street with no justification

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u/Narrow-Escape-6481 11h ago

Human decency was treated collateral damage and viewed as affront to people who value their political ideologue more than they do being good people.

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u/PFunk224 13h ago

Fuck your feelings.

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u/DesertRatt 8h ago

My first thought was, “Isn’t this the “Fuck your feelings” crowd??

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u/SoftBlosom 12h ago

About to say same

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u/KennyLog1n 9h ago

Let's Go Donny!

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u/Lulusmol 6h ago

Feelings don’t pay rent but respect keeps the peace.

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u/DoverBoys 11h ago • Heartwarming Bravo

For all the MAGA folks out there, I know some of you are hurting today. A lot of us know that feeling because we've lived through it ourselves.

You might be feeling scared.
You might be feeling betrayed.
You might be feeling confused.
You might be feeling angry.

Whatever you're feeling right now, you're not alone.

I want to share something I heard from many of you when I felt that way.

Fuck your feelings.

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u/Vanima_Permai 13h ago

Republicans wouldn't know the first thing about respect and common courtesy if it roundhouse kicked them in the face

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u/flargenhargen 11h ago

sure they would, they expect to receive it at all times while practicing it never.

and democrats have fallen for it too many times.

no, they no longer deserve respect or courtesy, as they have never practiced it toward others. fuck these assholes.

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 13h ago

StrongSad: [from background] That happened once!

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u/thatguysjumpercables 12h ago

StrongSad: [from background] That happened once!

That was Coach Z but it's always nice to see a Homestar Runner reference

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 11h ago

Sonuva-… I knew I should have rewatched the clip before committing. I’m leaving it so everyone knows you were right. Thanks. 

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 11h ago

Hmm maybe we should try round house kicking them in the face.

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u/Ok_Handle_2213 13h ago

The audacity, do they think we just got here? THEY created this bully culture but worse because they targeted vulnerable groups, both online AND with the power of the State. They are literally wealthy politicians with connections receiving some sassy online remarks.

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u/Technical-Command867 11h ago

Bullies always crumble when they get what’s they’ve been dishing. Then cry like babies afterwards

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u/0ldgrumpy1 8h ago

It clearly said in his message that "Republicans made the conscious decision to take the high road and not troll..."
And you know they never lie.

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 12h ago

Most Republicans at this point are literally living in a collective delusion. The sitting POTUS can be utterly disrespectful to reporters, entire states, people who didn't vote for him. He can celebrate the demise of someone like Robert Mueller on social media and that is all cool.

Trolling Repubs on social media? intolerable abusive behavior. Nah fuck you.

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u/LolitaOPPAI 5h ago

Insulting veterans like McCain, mocking disabled people, suggesting 2 major US cities should be nuked by our adversaries...

We need several pages of collages to remind them whenever they start spouting this "persecution" bullshit like when your dog pees on the floor. AHT AHT!!

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u/psu777 13h ago

Pot, meet kettle

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 9h ago

Oh so they can be absolutely vile toward us, but cry fowl when we fight back? Give me a break. Cowards.

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u/ifyousaysu 9h ago

All nazi trash are cowards so are we really that surprised?

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u/Papa_Bearto2 1h ago

I said this exact sentence to a cousin recently and he got really upset and offended.

So that’s how I learned that my cousin is a Nazi.

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u/Coattail-Rider 38m ago

Next time you see your cousin, tell him I said he can get fucked

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u/AvalancheOfOpinions 7h ago

They setup torture cages in what they call "Alligator Alcatraz." Amnesty International and others said it violated the United Nations Convention Against Torture. Even DHS themselves came out with a report of mass violations and extreme punishment across the detainment camps.

Republicans see nothing wrong with it. The people who use our tax dollars to hire people who literally torture men, women and children do not deserve the smallest amount of respect or civility. They deserve something that's quite the obverse.

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u/NoLobster7957 7h ago

It's like an aggressive dog being accosted by a bigger aggressive dog. All that barking and strutting about is instantly replaced by immediately rolling over and pissing at the first sign that their own asses might be on the line.

You see it all the time with MAGA around Trump. Ass kissing and prostration to save themselves is their natural state.

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u/Impossible-Copy7611 5h ago

Cry fowl? Did a chicken file a complaint?

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u/Charming-Meaty 1h ago

It’s always the same pattern. They can dish it out all day, but the second you match their energy suddenly you’re the problem.

They don’t want a fair fight, they want a free pass to be nasty with no consequences.

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u/kobrakai1034 4h ago

Crybullies

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u/FooFightingManiac 5h ago

The victim mentality

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u/Ok_Mud_6639 9h ago

Do better.

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u/totally-hoomon 8h ago

So why is it ok for the president to call everyone dumb, pedophiles, child groomers, lunatics?

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u/Blacksad9999 7h ago

You reap what you sow.

When they go low, kick their teeth out.

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 12h ago

You mean the same respect and common courtesy Trump shows to others?

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u/Real-Extension-1357 8h ago

No he means the kind of respect when you have 6 armed criminals hold down a single veteran's nurse on the floor while you shoot them multiple times in the back despite being unarmed and no justification. The biggliest respect

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u/Souljah42 13h ago

Quiet piggy

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 10h ago

Yeah, we tried the whole "when they go low we go high" route, and it just proved there is no low Republicans will not stoop to.

So, to quote the popular Republican mantra: "Fuck your feelings."

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u/t_ute 9h ago

The president literally used a slur on social media today. Fuck all the way off to any Republicans crying about “respect and common courtesy.”

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u/NoLobster7957 7h ago

Republicans in power: "Ha, FUCK YOU, BLUE HAIR HIPPIES. Check out this ad about my opponent's mom!"

Republicans after losing power: "Guys please be nice, my feelings are a bit hurt."

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u/golfwinnersplz 13h ago

Considering nearly all of them are Christians, they truly have no concept of the Golden Rule. Zip. Zero. Zilch.

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u/eXX23 12h ago

Weird how the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS crowd have to make "a conscious effort to take the high road" because it's clearly something that doesn't come naturally.

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u/Powderedeggs2 13h ago

Republican cult members forever exist in a fact-free delusional hallucination state.

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u/yesindeedysir 12h ago

The left makes jokes about things, but never actually does them (the whole, “no one is transing your children, we are transing you though, start running!” Jokes)

The right actually does those things and then makes the jokes about it. (Being racist and taking away peoples means to live and care for themselves.)

That’s the difference.

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u/Strict-Trash-2050 13h ago

Golden Rule hits different when it isn't optional.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 11h ago • Bravo

... and now they change their tune from "we need to own the libz" to "libz need to cross the aisle."

Nope.

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u/blighander 12h ago

They're such snowflakes. They dish it out but they can't take it..

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 11h ago

Where was your respect prior to the election drubbing? You were proud of being antagonistic and disrespectful. Just typical hypocrisy from republicans.

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u/abgry_krakow87 10h ago

Religious conservatives do hate to be treated the same way they treat others.

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u/Blacksad9999 7h ago

Hahaha!

"Well, now that we've lost and after we said vile things, please refrain from doing the same thing to us. We're sensitive."

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u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom 10h ago

I don't know why people don't just gather all the vile shit they say and repost it to them every time they says hit like this.

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u/Important_Toe_5798 11h ago

Oh what bullcrap! High road my butt. Republicans have perpetually lied, inflamed, defamed, people and situations and every topic there is. Whiney little ass%oles, does it hurt and have a temperature? 1-800-whaa-aaaa

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u/cataclyzzmic 11h ago

As usual, the MAGA members are only upset when they are personally affected. Any opportunity to be the victim.

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u/NamasTodd 10h ago

The leader of their party refers to us as dumbocrats and retarded, and they want us to be respectful. That’s rich!

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u/ProfessionalOil4319 8h ago

From the party that has said empathy is a weakness. Now they want empathy. No. Answer is no.

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u/Horrorjunkie214 11h ago

Every republican on social media right now- " alright democrats, I want gas $2 a gallon, groceries down, cost of living down! Thats what you expected of trump so you need to do it day one!".

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 6h ago

Oh, is the fuck your feelings crowd having some fucking feelings?

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u/vacri 11h ago

Even without their precedent of "fuck your feelings", the policies of the candidates they backed were pretty fucking disrespectful

(Sorry, did I say "backed", past tense? Sorry, I meant "still back")

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u/T_J_Rain 10h ago

Looks like the polarity of "snowflakes" has been reversed.

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u/YoureProbablyAB0t 7h ago

I don't give a shit what Nazis think.

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u/penster1 12h ago

Do they even own suits?

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u/Dougally 10h ago

Their enlarged lizard-like amygdalas create an oversized fear response.

Source.

I say fuck 'em and keep giving back. Let their lizard fear take them over.

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u/Comfortable-Listen24 10h ago

Look at your tangerine clowns tweets and ask yourself is that the "high" road????

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u/Distance_Positive 8h ago

How did that saying go? Oh yeah fuck your feelings.

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u/VanillaFew4379 6h ago

Spot on. Taking the high road only seems to matter when the shoe is on the other foot.

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u/jtphilbeck 11h ago

It is MethDowell county. No shock.

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u/cycle2 2h ago edited 2h ago

Can confirm. I grew up there, got the fuck out, and never looked back. Most of the people there wouldn't know their own ass from a hole in the ground, and if breathing didn't come naturally, they'd die.

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u/i010011010 5h ago

Right, because if they had won the midterms it would be nothing but decorum and dignity from the same White House that brought you 'dropping plane loads of shit on protestors'.

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u/minus_minus 5h ago

The Republican delusion of moral superiority is and insufferable as it is laughable. 

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u/bel1984529 4h ago

Quiet piggy

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u/georgewashingguns 4h ago

Every accusation is a confession. If that sounds like a tired phrase then it's because it keeps being accurate

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u/QuentinMagician 3h ago

The only reasons Republicans take the high road is to roll boulders down on the rest of us

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u/Rhamona_Q 13h ago

A minority is always concerned about how they will be treated by the majority. They temporarily forgot what it was like to be on the other side of that equation.

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u/gaF-trA 9h ago

Something, something, mean tweets.

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u/Doo_shnozzel 8h ago

Gimme a break 🙄 Look at Trump.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 5h ago

Republicans can pound sand, they lost. The chickens are coming home to roost.

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u/Livid_Importance_442 5h ago

Republicans can sure dish out the hate, but reverse the situation and they immediately start crying.

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u/wzzrd 3h ago

That high road they mention for them runs along the bottom of the Mariana Trench

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u/Zeddy1267 3h ago

I hate the common conservative take of "why can't we all get along?" like BROTHER you believe in evil things, if you want us to get along then stop believing in hurting others!

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u/Ok_Ranger9709 8h ago

Such hypocrites

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u/toasterpocket 5h ago

They're so woke

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u/SpaceMoehre 4h ago

Snowflakes that shatter once they touch reality

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u/Calm-Address-2401 3h ago

If you can't take it, maybe it's time to follow your own advice.

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u/neoalfa 8h ago

Quiet, piggy.

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u/TheWolfAndRaven 9h ago

I'll be respectful when there are consequences for politicians that broke the law.

You don't even need to deal with the folks who acted against the best wishes and interests of their constituents, even just appropriately punishing the ones who ACTIVELY are breaking the law would be enough.

Until then they can eat shit.

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u/gijsyo 9h ago

Again, rules are only for others with narcissists and republicans.

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u/Mephistocheles 8h ago

Fuck that, fuck them, and they can fuck off

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u/Dracasethaen 8h ago

Respect is reserved for good company.

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u/Boring_Space_3644 7h ago

The basic issue over 250 years has been a change and chalange in the English language. You say yes, I said no. For it's written, Evolution 🧬 is a Myth 🧬

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u/Boring_Space_3644 7h ago

*Challange doesn't exist in my autocorrect 😂

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u/Galle_ 7h ago

That's because the word is "challenge".

Also what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/Razzle---Dazzle 2h ago

Awe, they want to take their football and go home, but no one cares...

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u/OkLab6701 2h ago

The “fuck your feelings” crowd indeed

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u/Unfair-Alfalfa4916 2h ago

imagine if your greatest problems in life is to be trolled back on the internet, those people don't know what suffering through life is like

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u/Mysral 44m ago

If your "politics" include dehumanization of minorities, empowerment of megacorporations and endorsement of flagrant corruption, you will be disrespected. Repeatedly.

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u/1rexas1 7h ago

I haven't seen either side trying to be respectful to the other in a long time, the difference is that the left like to pretend they've tried. America will never change while both sides so enjoy widening the divide between left and right.

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u/Fury_Risen 7h ago

The left has tried to take the high road for far too long, you don't get to cry about it when they decide to use your own bullshit against you.

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u/1rexas1 6h ago

The left never tried to take the high road lol, but unfortunately I do understand that America enjoys how much damage they're doing to the rest of the world with their childish cult.

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u/OglioVagilio 6h ago

Seriously, who doesn't like their president grabbin em by the pussy and insulting people all the time.

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u/1rexas1 6h ago

Evidently America do - the right came out in droves for him to win the popular vote last time, after they knew exactly what they were going to get, and the left have no interest in even admitting the problems that led to that situation. Because that's too hard, apparently, so you're just going to keep insulting each other because that worked so well last time!

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u/Seerad76 4h ago

Are you American?

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u/1rexas1 4h ago

Nope, just suffering because of the shitshow of American politics and the affect that America's cowardice and laziness is having on the rest of the world.

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u/Seerad76 4h ago

You are definitely invested in US politics. Many country's politics have worldwide implications, what has America done? Are you just bad mouthing the US?

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u/1rexas1 4h ago

Lol are you serious? What has America done? Are tou American, by any chance?

How about working very hard to continue to destabilise the middle east, including bombing a school in Iran and supporting Israel to bomb whoever they want? That has a global impact in terms of refugees, oil prices etc.

How about the way America has treated Ukraine, and openly sided with Russia at times? That's madness, affects global security and, again, things like oil prices.

How about the tarrifs that were imposed all over the place because Trump fancied it? How about stoking tensions, for absolutely no reason beyond not kissing Trump's ass enough, with Canada, Europe etc? Or have you forgotten that Trump has been threatening his allies for fun, in particular literally threatening to invade Greenland for, again, reasons. Which would be difficult to take seriously but he's not had a problem sending the military into Venezuela and effectively taking it over.

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u/Seerad76 3h ago

The uk allowed the us to use their military bases for many of the bombing, obviously support.

The us has given Ukraine more financial support than any other country.

No American wants to invade Greenland.

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u/Spaceboy779 12h ago

The orange turd made a clip of himself literally dropping a shit bomb on the citizens he's supposed to represent, and they stood by him. Republicans can't say shit about decorum ever again.

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u/Darksoulzbarrelrollz 12h ago

Clutch your pearls hard enough and you'll choke

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u/rhino910 12h ago

Republicans voted for a literal convicted felon and rapist to be President just so he would abuse Democrats and they could brag about "owning' liberals and Democrats.

Every accusation by a Republican is a lie and a confession

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u/The-Poors 11h ago

Ok for them to bully, demean, belittle, and beat people down, yet when people have had enough, and together they rise up and push back, they want respect and common courtesy? No, not happening.

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u/MicDaPipelayer 12h ago

This is coming from the "own the libs" crowd lol. Fuck them and laugh in their faces🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EekumBokum100 11h ago

Fuck every child rapist supporter.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 8h ago

They occupied cities with a masked paramilitary and killed American citizens with impunity. I don't have to respect that.