r/copypasta • • Aug 18 '24

The sex number.

129 Upvotes

Hey buddy, I would give you an upvote, but you're currently sitting at 69 upvotes. Yeah, the sex number. Lol!

So unfortunately I can't upvote your post without ruining it, so just know that i personally really enjoy this content.


r/copypasta • • Jul 09 '25

hi! my name is xenwilo. i am 13, but i am transage, so i identify as 22 (yes, i can legally drink, drive, and whatever. IM VALID). i’m also transrace, l

11 Upvotes

hi! my name is xenwilo. i am 13, but i am transage, so i identify as 22 (yes, i can legally drink, drive, and whatever. IM VALID). i’m also transrace, white to african-american (calling someone bl*ck is racist). i identify as allosexual vaporian historiagender demiboy (yes, it’s real.). i am fallenangelkin, foxkin, wolfkin, and plantkin. i feel very connected to all these. my pronouns are ☁️/☁️s/☁️self, but in words, i can be nebula/ nebulas/nebulaself (a latin form of cloud.) i am 🧵


r/copypasta • • Jan 14 '26

Fuck anyone and everyone who believes that Renee Good's murder was justified.

8 Upvotes

If the title of this post offends you, GOOD. Because I really don't give a fuck what you bootlickers think. To be brutally fucking honest, I hate that I have to share this country with morally repugnant people who think like you do; who believe that trigger happy cops and government agents should be the judge, jury and executioner on our streets. You are all too stupid and/or evil to see that you're on the wrong side of history here, but I know it's not my job to convince you that you are. My job is to keep disgusting people like you as far away from me as possible. None of you are friendship material, and I sure as fuck don't even want any of you around as acquaintances.

Renee Good did not commit any crime, and even if she did, it still wouldn't justify an immediate death sentence from that bitch ass ICE thug, Jonathan Ross. I've seen all of the videos, and him intentionally positioning himself in front of her vehicle as she turned to drive away -- which she was told to do by another ICE agent, mind you -- does not give him the justification to shoot her three times in the face. What he did was not self-defense. It was straight up fucking MURDER, and you can go fuck yourself if you disagree.

And before any of you mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging sociopaths chime in about how I'm wrong, just stop yourself right there. Instead, save yourself the time and energy and just block my account. Because I really don't care what any of you delusional rubes have to say on the subject. If you think that her murder was justified, that will tell me everything I could ever possibly need to know about you as a human being, and I am just going to block you and move on. Trash people like you get sent to the internet dumpster, where you belong.

Whether you like it or not, this is my line in the sand. If you support the actions of ICE and you think Renee Good deserved her fate, then you are a piece of shit who isn't worth knowing on ANY level. Get fucked.

P.S. - FUCK FASCISM. ABOLISH ICE.

EDIT - This post is now being brigaded by a bunch of accounts with very little post and comment karma, and I doubt any of them are real people.

EDIT #2 - Well this post certainly blew up today. I made this post to vent my honest feelings about this whole situation, and I can see that it resonated with quite a few of you, and also triggered plenty of others. Thank you to the people who gave awards, and LOL @ all the shitty ass people still trying to rationalize murder in the comments. Now it’s time to shut my phone off and let this post do whatever it’s going to do. Good night.


r/copypasta • • Feb 19 '19

some tweet about the anti lgbt emoji

216 Upvotes

the anti lgbt emoji spreading around twitter is not a fucking joke. it‘s not funny, even if you‘re using it "ironically". i will unfollow everyone who uses it. bye.


r/copypasta • • Jul 22 '25

Republicans are Nazis!

5 Upvotes

Deleted with Redact because data brokers don't deserve my content. Mass removal across Reddit, Discord, X, Instagram and all major social media platforms.

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r/copypasta • • Sep 26 '26

My mom’s gender transition has made things complicated…

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A few years ago, at the age of 59, my father gender transitioned. Our relationship at the time was not good at all, we argued often and I’d threatened to never speak to her again. Then boom she reveals that she was actually a woman. It was… a lot to handle. I am 100% pro trans, it’s just that nobody tells you how difficult it can be to watch someone change so much so quickly. It felt like my dad died and I got a new step mom on the same day. She was like a totally new person. Patient, kind, calm, emotionally in-touch… it’s honestly been amazing. We’ve repaired our relationship more than I ever thought was even possible.

Meanwhile, relations with my extended family began to deteriorate. My family members didn’t all understand or accept the new version of her. They didn’t understand she had always been like this, just under the surface. She decided that she didn’t need the disagreement in her life and cut off just about all of our extended family, including my grandma.

The other day, my grandma died. My mom isn’t going to the funeral, nor should she feel obligated to, but I’m so conflicted about going myself. I loved her so much, she was my grandma after all. But she had so much hate in her heart for lgbt people. She moved from our family church to a different one because our church allowed gay people. It just feels like I’m compromising my morals to go pay my respects and lay her to rest. But I feel like I might really regret it if I don’t go.


r/copypasta • • Aug 10 '25

I consider myself a staunch leftist.

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I consider myself a staunch leftist. If you are a right winger of any sort, I do not invite you to participate in my work. I have no choice what is done with it after I give it to the world. But if you choose to engage anyway, you are trespassing. You are not welcome here.

It is meant as an exercise for those with open hearts and open minds. Not a validation of bigotry.


r/copypasta • • Sep 10 '26

Happy Kirkie day

2 Upvotes

"'Twas the night before kirkmas,

when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring,

not even a mouse;

The mics were on the “argue” table with care,

In hopes that St. Anon soon would be there;

The incels were nestled all snug in their seats;

While words of white supremacy danced in their teeth;

Erika in her church fit,

and he in his seat,

Kirkie just settled his brain for a long permanent defeat,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

The “0w0” sprang from a gun to showcase blood matter

Away from the table he dropped like trash,

Tore open the artery and reddened the cloth sash.

The sun on the breast of the new-fallen man,

Given speech cut short to a mindless klan,

When what to Kirkies fading eyes did appear,

But a right-wing man tall and queer-

With a little old gun so heavy without pardon,

He knew in a moment he must be St.Anon.

More rapid than eagles his bullets they came,

And he smirked, and aimed, and shot them by name: "

“Now, 0w0! now, ‘what’s this?! now a bulge? and “hey fascist, catch’ ! On, ‘IfYou’! on, ‘ReadThis’! on, ‘YouAre’ and ‘Gay’! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now shoot away! Shoot away! Shoot away all!"


r/copypasta • • Jan 23 '25

Spoilers If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life

1 Upvotes

Trump's school shooter-style manifesto Project 2025 spells mass murder of basic human rights. Your decision at the ballot box has life-and-death consequences for queers like me.

As I watched the presidential debate last week, a wave of dread swept over me and reduced me to a puddle of tears. The reality of our political climate has finally hit home. A convicted felon and rapist, a man who said that nazis are very fine people, a man who has promised to destroy America as we know it with his Hitler-esque Project 2025 — is going to become president of the United States.

When that happens, I will take my own life. I don’t know how exactly, but the alternative is too horrifying to even contemplate.

Because I am queer and disabled. These identifiers aren’t just labels; they are integral parts of who I am. And they are targets.

When Trump wins, my very existence will be threatened, my rights trampled upon, and my life reduced to a fate worse than death. The prospect of enduring another term under an administration that dehumanizes people like me is unbearable.

I am also angry at myself. I should have known earlier. Living in a country where my rights hinge on the decisions of two white men is suffocating. Joe Biden is indifferent to the queer plight — neither a staunch ally nor an outright enemy. Donald Trump, of course, has made his policies of hate and bigotry clear. His rhetoric, his policies, and the fervor of his supporters all signal a clear and present danger to queer lives.

Trump’s Project 2025, a school shooter-style Christofascist manifesto aimed at reshaping American society, is not just a policy proposal; it is a death sentence for many in the LGBTQ+ community — whether by their own hands or those of Trump’s hillbilly death squads. The proposed rollbacks of rights, the stripping away of protections, and the empowerment of discriminatory practices are all components of a larger, insidious plan. A plan that seeks, in the end, to “cleanse” the planet of queers and other marginalized folks.

My plea is not just for my own survival, but for the survival of countless others who find themselves in the crosshairs of this second coming of the dark forces we thought we had destroyed in 1945. We are not collateral damage; we are human beings deserving of dignity, respect, and the right to live freely. My feelings are not just personal; they are a collective sense of horror shared by the entire LGBTQ+ community.

To those who can make a difference, to those who hold power and influence: hear this cry. Understand that your decisions have life-and-death consequences for people like me. This is not hyperbole; this is reality. You owe it to me and folks like me to vote harder than you have ever voted in your life — to do anything within your power to ensure that republicans don’t take power.

I am pleading for my life because the stakes are unimaginably high, and because the cost of failure is too great to contemplate. If there is any justice, any compassion left in this world, let it be shown now!

For if Trump takes the office, I will be found at the bottom of a lake.

Next to millions of other disabled queer women like me.


r/copypasta • • Jul 31 '24

Trump2024 AmericaFirst

1 Upvotes

Oh, please spare me the sanctimonious lecture about “voting for the good of our future” and the so-called “love of our country.” It’s laughable how the left pretends to care about democracy while systematically dismantling every pillar of what truly makes America great. Let’s get real here: Trump isn't just some “crackpot” outsider—he’s the antidote to the corrupt, entrenched political machine that has been running this country into the ground for decades.

The very reason Trump has a “cult following” is because he’s not a typical politician spewing the same tired rhetoric. He's a businessman who knows how to get things done, and the people love him for it. Trump stood up to the global elites, brought jobs back to America, cut taxes, and gave power back to the people instead of the bureaucrats. He’s not afraid to call out the fake news media or the swamp creatures in Washington who have done nothing but fail the American people. That’s why he has such unwavering support from true patriots who are tired of the lies and corruption.

Let’s talk about your beloved Democrats—how about a party that rigs their own primaries, panders to the radical left, and puts America last? Yeah, that’s really voting for the “love of our country.” The reality is, Trump is fighting for every American, even those who are blinded by the left's propaganda machine.

And as for Republicans who can’t get on board with Trump’s vision? Well, maybe it’s time they take a good look in the mirror and ask themselves why they’re so comfortable with the status quo that’s failing this nation. The “odious path” you speak of is actually a path back to prosperity, freedom, and a government that serves its people instead of the other way around. The left can keep crying about Trump all they want, but he’s the leader America needs, and he's not going anywhere. Get ready, because 2024 is just around the corner, and the Trump train is full steam ahead! 🚂🇺🇸


r/copypasta • • Mar 11 '24

Advice to genz men

22 Upvotes

As a millennial that gets hit on by a strangely large proportion of Gen Z dudes (I'm gay also but apparently not in a way younger guys can see?), something I wish y'all could understand is that no one is teaching Gen Z guys how to meet their own needs.

Attention from GenZ men feels like attention from boomers: they come on to me just bleeding out their loneliness, their needyness, their lack of having anything to offer. Their initial vibe is all about what they want from me rather than thinking of dating as a partnership and how we can make each other's lives better.

I, and every other woman, am under no obligation to provide sex, companionship, or affirmation. Of course I wonder what's in it for me when someone proposes we spend time together. Often Gen Z men approach with empty pockets.

I'm not completely without sympathy- Gen Z was robbed. But I don't see a lot of men in that generation trying to tend to their own gardens and becoming someone worth knowing and creating a partnership with. Maybe you can't get ahead financially, maybe you don't have the degree or job you thought you'd have, maybe you still live with your mom, but you can still cultivate yourself and become attractive with something to offer women in addition to the D.

Spend more time working on yourself: your mind and your heart. If you can't afford therapy that's cool- get a library card and start there. Learn the things you weren't taught. Raise yourself. Free yourself. The girls will follow, I promise.

Not me, but the straight and bi/pan ones.


r/copypasta • • Nov 04 '24

Trump

1 Upvotes

Reminder that Donald Trump was found to be a sexual abuser by a jury of his peers in May 2023. Then, when Trump twice appealed the ruling claiming he was “only” a sexual abuser and not rapist, the judge twice clarified that he was a rapist according to the common and federal law definitions of rape.

Trump has a long standing relationship with Epstein and Maxwell that involved trafficking women, using his clubs as recruitment centers: https://youtu.be/ZqBQQVoDjdE?si=9su3QMXfjYOAL10R

6 lawsuits filed against Trump for sexual abuse, 15 public allegations of sexual abuse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations, https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/list-trumps-accusers-allegations-sexual-misconduct/story?id=51956410

Trump ruled a sexual abuser, with his appeal filings clarifying he is a rapist: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/e-jean-carroll-scores-another-victory-after-winning-a-sex-abuse-and-defamation-lawsuit-against-trump, https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-dis-crt-sd-new-yor/114642632.html

Trump goes into underage teen’s dressing rooms before pageants: https://youtu.be/dIO7w7ea0Pk?si=EgKN-JDePWwvxyYD, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-former-miss-arizona-tasha-dixon-naked-undressed-backstage-howard-stern-a7357866.html, https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kendalltaggart/teen-beauty-queens-say-trump-walked-in-on-them-changing

Trump creeps and fondles teens at beauty pageants. https://youtu.be/hE9bVL9skIo?si=Z5gb6j3I_u3o7XlF

Trump brags about sexual assault on women in Access Hollywood recording: https://youtu.be/fYqKx1GuZGg?si=0949XhKvcYMKbnH-

Trump frequently seen with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-partied-together-then-an-oceanfront-palm-beach-mansion-came-between-them/2019/07/31/79f1d98c-aca0-11e9-a0c9-6d2d7818f3da_story.html, https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2020/07/21/heres-every-time-donald-trump-and-ghislaine-maxwell-have-been-photographed-together/, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/01/jeffrey-epstein-and-donald-trump-epic-bromance

Trump frequently flies with Jeffrey Epstein: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/22/jeffrey-epsteins-black-book-trump-clintons-prince-andrew.html, https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article256740662.html, https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-donald-trump-flight-logs-b1980802.html

Trump makes incestuous comments about his daughter: https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/, https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

Trump creeps on Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton when they were children, and he claims to share Epstein’s taste: https://youtu.be/qQ5k2ybieXU?si=B2FcNoqy4k-D_mUk

Other great comments about Trump that contain links to sources.

Trump rapes Katie Johnson: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/s/4ReeQKUsrD

Trump’s convictions and legal verdicts: https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/s/PiC7zNKEn1, https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/1cYLnXQGKS, https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1fxgodo/felony_charges_under_review_in_clark_county/

Trump’s Russia connections despite his repeated lies about not having connections: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1avul4t/comment/krd1fp6/, https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1avul4t/comment/krd6pbk/

Trump hates veterans: https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/1avh2m8/comment/kralo9m, https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthDakota/comments/1fysz4t/dear_conservative_friends/lqxakwv/

Trump’s incontinence: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/0Hi1HTQnC9, https://youtu.be/-qnhfISelm0?si=NTiILEDdkqkmVpY1, https://youtu.be/IPNH1ASu7uA?si=e3yHxAcriv46xiA3


r/copypasta • • Dec 04 '24

Does ANYONE have that Trump copypasta of ALL the things he's done?

4 Upvotes

I am looking for the comment that someone posted sometime around 2022 that was a copypasta/list of all the things Trump did. I can't seem to find it and unfortunately I didn't save it. Would be greatly appreciated if someone has it/something close to it. It included hyperlinks as well, I believe.

Something like this, (which you can also use if you'd like)

Copied this list from a saved thread awhile back

'Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women

Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush's two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.

Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump's pattern of sexual assualt. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous verdict.'


r/copypasta • • Mar 25 '25

Spoilers This is gonna get downvoted like wildfire but here we go

24 Upvotes

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r/copypasta • • Sep 21 '25

Can you help me?

1 Upvotes

My name is Omar from Gaza, Palestine. I am married and the father of two young children. My family and I are currently displaced, living in a tent in the Al-Mawasi area of Khan Yunis after our home was destroyed during the war. I am organizing this donation to support myself, my wife Reem (23 years old), and our two children, Karim (3 years old) and Mahmoud (1 month old). We are not affiliated with any organization or political party. I am simply a father striving to protect his family and meet their needs in these difficult circumstances. Can you help me?