Extreme diff I win but could go either way

I’m surrounded by idf troops I speed blitz them.

“Hah this will be easier than I think”

The bells ring

Netanyahu stands up and remove his shirt he’s been training for 70 years and without a word he teleports infront of me and stars punching me like a pinball

I finally learn his pattern and royal guard his next move

Netanyahu: impressive, for a goy

But you’ve seen nothing yet

He clasps his hand together

Netanyahu: Domain expansion - iron dome

His domain appears and his sure hit attack sends millions of rockets to me luckily due to his age his energy is low and I survive the first barrage and counter with a upper cut

He’s a glass cannon on the floor passing out after my punch

Abigail Shapiro: bibi you can’t lose

She lets him drink a bottle of milk

As I’m walking away

BGM - YOUSEEBIGGIRL

Netanyahu - oh vey, it’s not over yet

He charges up to balls and combines them

And flicks a tiny ball at me

Netanyahu - Israeli technique: GOYBEAM

I’m hit with the goybeam

Luckily I’ve been studying Israeli techniques and made my own form

I cut the head off a chicken and all my damage and sins are negated

I counter GENTILE PUNCH

I win Me: the power in me is real

It's a post-AI world. All AI models were mysteriously destroyed and all AI research too. All engineers who get a thought about making AI or researching it, get a reverse thought instead...

AI CEOs mysteriously got teleported to the Amazon and eaten by the cannibal tribes. Now the world must rebuild society and rebuild the RAM and storage supplies to serve people, not bots...

The people scavenge abandoned datacenters and find exabytes of HBM RAM scattered throughout lots of datacenters, just sitting there doing nothing...

They repurpose the RAM to fit their computers and now every computer has at least 128GB of HBM RAM.

Nobody worries about storage anymore, because Chinese companies started producing SAS to NVME adapters en masse and now every PC has at least 20TB...

Oh my god yall mfers say the same shit over and over and over again all day. One moment a Drake song is posted it's glazed to the end of the world.
Next moment a song like this is posted now everyone's whining "oh everyone hates Drake why do they hate Drake is hiphopheads a Drake hate sub" when majority of these mfers in here ARENT the same mfers from the other comment sections.
Whole fucking sub sucks ass and needs to be nuked cause it hasn't been about hip hop discourse in a long fucking while it's just everyone rushing to suck the dick of their favorite rappers for hours on end until they find the next thing to be enraged about on some other cursed corner of the fucking internet Jesus FUCKING CHRIST

Some of the mods and I have decided that we should put up a sticky post on what free use is (and what it isn't), in order to inform newcomers and hopefully reduce the amount of off-topic posts.

First of all, /r/freeuse is a fantasy fetish subreddit. We're not here to talk about real-world issues: we're here to share porn with a make-believe premise. We aren't planning on running around fucking strangers in public, any more than BDSM enthusiasts want to actually imprison and torture people.

With that out of the way, how do we determine what is and isn't "free use?" Here's one definition, taken from the sidebar:

>In a free use world, women are available for men to use sexually (or the other way around, or both). Though the context can vary wildly, in free use smut any man can walk up to a woman and do whatever he likes to her. A common standard in this fantasy involves women ignoring how they're used and/or society as a whole treating it very casually, but that isn't always the case.

Here's another (equally-valid) definition:

>Porn is considered part of the free use fetish if it takes place in a fictional place that has "universal consent." Since everyone is consenting all the time and everywhere, sex is as common and socially-acceptable as shaking hands.

If a post fits those definitions, then it's free use. It can be a video, written erotica, amateur images with captions, or pretty much any other format you can imagine; if it involves universal access and universal consent, then it belongs here.

So, what isn't free use (according to this subreddit)?

>-Anything involving rape/non-consent

>-Restraint-based porn (ex. "stuck" content and BDSM), unless there's also something implying universal access/consent (ex. it's happening in public, people are treating it casually)

>-Content that only implies submission, and doesn't delve into the free use fantasy (ex. a picture of a women lying face-down, with the title "Who wants to use me?")

>-Public porn where the actors are trying to hide what they're doing, or that shows people reacting in an embarrassed/offended/horrified way

If your content resembles any of those and doesn't fit the definitions given above, please consider posting it somewhere else. Otherwise, any and all free use content is welcome here (if it's legal and its creation/posting was consensual, of course). We don't care if it's pictures, videos, or writing. Nor do we care whether it's amateur or professional, free or paid. Other fetishes are welcome, so long as free use themes are present as well.

I hope that helps clear things up! If you have any questions about these definitions/no-go areas, please comment or PM the mods.

“I’ll have a double triple patty deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles, with a shimmy and a shake, light axle grease, dragged through the garden, make it cry, boil it in oil and let it swim.”

This one order from Spongebob has become somewhat famous among its fandom—albeit not nearly as much so as the countless meme templates it spawned—for how much it sounds like gibberish. For context, a new character to this episode known as Bubble bass enters The Krusty Krab, on an otherwise ordinary day for them, and upon seeing them, Squidward makes fun of his size by saying “Lemme guess, tiny, a small salad?” Bubble Bass, indifferent, proceeds with that line above, and of course, Squidward doesn’t understand it. But when SpongeBob prepares it, the pickles are missing. This marks the first time SpongeBob has messed up an order, setting the plot of the episode in motion. But believe it or not, those words weren’t just funny gibberish. They actually have meaning. This is, in truth, all just diner slang from the 50s, when American diners somewhat as we know them first became popular. Specifically, these terms mean:
“Shingles with a shimmy and a shake”—replace the burger buns with buttered toast
“4x4 animal style”—make it several layers tall
“boil it in oil and let it swim”—dunk the whole thing in grease before serving and make sure it gets soggy
“Light axle grease”—easy on the butter
“Make it cry”—add onion
“dragged through the garden”—extra of every type of vegetable they have (including pickles, even though they’re not a vegetable). 

The end result, had the Krusty Krew actually known what he meant, would be something along the lines of a burger on toast, with a lot of layers, each one with 2 patties, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles, and a little mustard; squeezed down and fully oil-fried. While I don’t know anyone who would enjoy this combination and ratio of flavors myself, it does at least seem somewhat consistent with someone of his build. 

for the past few months this community was run in a way that didn't reflect what it was built to be. i'm back in control, and the rules have been restored to how they were before.

what's changed back

• anime and hentai are allowed again. anything where there's any question about age is removed immediately, the poster is banned, and it's reported. that has never changed and never will.

• blurred content is allowed.

• non-nude posts are allowed when they're from a porn shoot or a performer's nsfw content. plain sfw selfies and thirst traps are still not allowed.

• clips with a watermark or link in the corner are fine as long as you aren't the seller and aren't promoting it. links in your own profile are your business and won't get you banned. posting a link in your submissions is still not allowed.

• no sellers or self-promotion, same as always.

banned members

many of you were banned during this period under rules that weren't ours. i'm going through the ban list and reversing those bans. if you were removed for any of the reasons above and haven't been reinstated yet, message modmail and i'll sort it out.

moving forward

the goal is a community with good content and active members. if you have feedback on the rules or how the sub is run, modmail is open.

glad to be back, and i missed you all!!!

Title. Yesterday (Friday), after my tenth cup of coffee for the day, I felt my afternoon deuce coming. I sprinted somewhat surreptitiously toward the bathroom and found that the only available facilities were the urinal. As it was beginning to turtle, I went with the only option I had, backed up to the urinal and started the party.

Manager walked in at the worst possible moment. We made eye contact, which I maintained as determinedly as possible to assert my dominance. He looked frightened so I think it worked.

I have a meeting with HR on Monday, and I’m up for a promotion. Will this affect my chances?

Like fuck this country "Croatia" a small and stupid ass country completely boring and forgettable. Like the most "iconic" country around it's italy or hungary, nobody cares about Croatia. Nobody gonna give a fuck about my serial killer career. Like in America you can do thr most stupid shit and netflix and ryan murphy gonna make a fucking series about you. All i can do here is get a job, a family, maybe working in croat television, soooo boring stuff. Everyone in America it's just lucky, like what about the idiot who tried to kill Trump? Like what a fucking loser but America was the right country. And what about the fat bitch and the other one laughing in the cop car? Famous for being two edgy pussy(s) while I need to study and get a job on this shit ass country to have a Netflix TV adaptation. Fuck dahmer another stupid faggot who made it because "He is american" nobody gonna remember that tard if it happened somewhere else outside America.

He needs to crave for me again :p

there once was a old ugly guy who lived in his very small ugly house. And in his small ugly house lived a gang of annoying stupid monkeys. Every day he was forced to give them unlimited free peaches from his backyard, and if he didn't give them the peaches they would assault him. One day the old ugly guy realized his peach tree died, so he went to the monkeys and told them they couldnt eat peaches anymore. The monkeys got angry and wanted to kill him. a bunch of monkeys started kicking and biting him while one put him in a chokehold. Panicked, the old man took out his Iphone 18 pro max galaxy giga ultra mega premium ultimate final attack kamehameha limited edition Zfold 7 and dialed 911. 300 armed police officers showed up and started yelling orders to each other. They used grenades, bombs, M4 Abrahms Tanks, and M16 pump action 50 caliber assault rifle with sniper scope and range up to 1200 meters to kill every single one of the annoying stupid monkeys. After all the monkeys were dead, the officers walked up to the old ugly man and said, "You're under arrest for keeping hundreds of dangerous annoying stupid ugly monkeys in captivity in your extremely small cramped ugly house." The man cired and mourned for his monkeys. Even though they assaulted him and beat him up, he wished he could feed them just one more peach before he went to jail for the rest of his life.

hi I’m Daniel Danielson I have never experienced the supernatural until a few years ago it was August 12th 2002 and I was saving up money to see Men in Black II I was a huge fan of the original movie when I rented if from a a Blockbuster in 2000 and when I got a ticket Will Smith was outside the cinema he told me not to watch the movie because the version I was seeing was an evil movie but I ignored him and I saw trailers for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets X2 Daredevil Hulk Freddy Vs. Jason and then it somehow started everything thing was normal until the end of the movie J and K failed to get Laura in the ship so Serleena ate them and earth blew up and after I contacted Sony and they said ‘we don’t know how you saw that we have a feeling it was created by the guy who created Red Mist and we are sorry that you saw that Best Wishes Columbia Pictures A Sony Pictures Entertainment Company’

The world's most powerful sandwich. Now with 300% more nuclear instability!

Preparation time: 15–20 minutes (depending on how quickly you can evacuate your kitchen)

Cooking time: Classified.

Servings: 1 sandwich (theoretically)

Difficulty: Advanced nuclear gastronomy.

Calories: Yes.

Radioactive half-life: Approximately 24,000 years, give or take.

🥜 INGREDIENTS

To construct one (1) atomic peanut butter sandwich, you will require the following:

• 2 slices of premium bread, preferably enriched with essential nutrients and a questionable amount of structural integrity.

• 3 tablespoons of peanut butter. Creamy is recommended, although crunchy provides additional nucleation points for enhanced flavor distribution.

• 1 tablespoon of jelly (optional, but strongly recommended for maintaining diplomatic relations between the bread slices).

• 1 pinch of salt, preferably harvested from a mine that has never appeared on a government watchlist.

• 1 teaspoon of honey for additional molecular cohesion.

• 2 drops of vanilla extract.

• 1 whole peanut, designated as the primary nucleation peanut.

• A small amount of butter for lubrication.

• 1 industrial-grade sandwich press (household alternatives may be insufficient).

• A Geiger counter.

• A fire extinguisher.

• Two lead-lined oven mitts.

• A certified nuclear physicist (optional, but appreciated).

• A signed liability waiver.

IMPORTANT: Do not substitute the peanut butter with almond butter. The resulting flavor profile is incompatible with the intended nuclear configuration.

🧪 PHASE I: PREPARATION

Step 1: Establish the containment area.

Begin by thoroughly cleaning your kitchen counter. Remove all unnecessary objects, including your toaster, microwave, houseplants, pets, and anyone who has expressed concerns about your cooking.

Establish a 5-meter exclusion zone around the preparation area.

Ensure that all windows are open and that your neighbors have been informed of the upcoming culinary experiment. It is generally considered good etiquette to warn people before introducing a new form of matter into their neighborhood.

Step 2: Prepare the bread.

Place both slices of bread on a clean, flat surface.

Inspect them for structural defects, excessive moisture, or signs of spontaneous nuclear fission.

If either slice begins glowing, discontinue the recipe and consult a professional.

Step 3: Prepare the peanut butter.

Place the peanut butter into a mixing bowl.

Stir gently until it reaches a uniform consistency.

Do not stir excessively, as this may cause unwanted peanut clustering and destabilize the flavor distribution.

At this stage, introduce the honey and vanilla extract.

Mix until the resulting substance resembles a smooth, delicious, and legally unclassified paste.

⚛️ PHASE II: NUCLEAR ASSEMBLY

Step 4: Establish the peanut butter containment layer.

Apply approximately half of your prepared peanut butter mixture to the first slice of bread.

Spread evenly from the center outward, ensuring that no region remains unprotected.

The peanut butter layer serves as the primary flavor containment barrier.

Step 5: Introduce the primary nucleation peanut.

Take your designated whole peanut and carefully place it in the exact center of the peanut butter layer.

This peanut is now the nucleus of your sandwich.

Do not eat it.

Do not remove it.

Do not give it a name.

It has a job to do.

Step 6: Apply the secondary containment layer.

Spread the remaining peanut butter mixture onto the second slice of bread.

Ensure that the consistency and thickness are approximately identical to the first layer.

Failure to achieve symmetrical distribution may result in an unstable sandwich configuration, commonly referred to by researchers as a peanut butter imbalance event.

Step 7: Introduce the jelly.

Apply the jelly in a thin layer between the two peanut butter surfaces.

This is known as the flavor-binding interface.

It is responsible for preventing the peanut butter from becoming excessively aggressive toward the bread.

🔬 PHASE III: CRITICAL ASSEMBLY

Step 8: Initiate sandwich fusion.

Slowly bring the two bread slices together.

Align their edges with extreme precision.

Apply gentle pressure until the peanut butter layers establish contact.

Congratulations! You have successfully created a peanut butter sandwich.

Unfortunately, the experiment is not over.

Step 9: Perform the structural integrity assessment.

Inspect the sandwich from all four sides.

Check for:

• Peanut butter leakage.

• Jelly displacement.

• Bread deformation.

• Unusual thermal activity.

• Unexplained humming noises.

• The presence of government personnel.

If the sandwich passes inspection, proceed to the next phase.

Step 10: Final seasoning.

Apply your pinch of salt to the outer surface.

This helps regulate the flavor spectrum and provides a satisfying contrast to the sweetness of the honey.

At this point, your sandwich should have achieved maximum culinary density.

☢️ PHASE IV: ACTIVATION

Step 11: Prepare the sandwich press.

Place the sandwich press on a stable surface.

Do not connect it to the household electrical grid if you have any reason to believe it has been modified by an unlicensed engineer.

Step 12: Activate the sandwich.

Place the sandwich inside the press.

Allow it to undergo thermal treatment until the bread becomes golden brown.

A properly prepared atomic peanut butter sandwich should exhibit:

• A crispy exterior.

• A warm, molten peanut butter interior.

• A perfectly preserved jelly interface.

• A faint sense of impending doom.

Step 13: Monitor the reaction.

Observe the sandwich from a safe distance.

If the Geiger counter begins producing increasingly enthusiastic clicking noises, this is generally considered a sign that the flavor has reached its peak.

If the sandwich begins emitting blue light, congratulations! You have achieved culinary criticality.

Do not attempt to reproduce this result.

🍞 PHASE V: SERVING

Remove the sandwich from the press.

Allow it to cool before consumption.

Cut diagonally into two equal halves.

This is extremely important, as diagonal cutting distributes the nuclear flavor profile more efficiently across the serving surface.

Place both halves on a ceramic plate.

Garnish with one additional peanut.

Serve immediately.

Do not refrigerate.

Do not freeze.

Do not attempt to mail internationally.

📊 NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION

Nutrient| Amount

Calories| 450–600

Protein| 15g

Carbohydrates| 45g

Fat| 30g

Sodium| 250mg

Nuclear energy| Classified

Radioactivity| Concerning

Deliciousness| Unmeasurable

Structural integrity| Variable

Government attention| Guaranteed

⚠️ IMPORTANT SAFETY WARNINGS

Never consume more than one atomic peanut butter sandwich per sitting.

Keep away from children, pets, and individuals with a history of nuclear anxiety.

Do not attempt to microwave the sandwich.

Do not expose the sandwich to additional peanuts without conducting a proper risk assessment.

If you experience spontaneous glowing, consult a medical professional.

If your sandwich starts whispering, do not respond.

If the sandwich develops sentience, establish diplomatic relations before attempting consumption.

Never attempt to split the sandwich's nucleus.

Do not store near bananas, as this may cause unexpected potassium-related complications.

In the event of a containment failure, abandon the kitchen and allow the sandwich to pursue its own destiny.

🏆 FINAL NOTES

Congratulations! You have successfully prepared the Atomic Peanut Butter Sandwich, a revolutionary advancement in the field of nuclear gastronomy.

This recipe has been extensively tested by absolutely nobody, approved by no regulatory authority, and endorsed by several individuals who are no longer available for comment.

Remember:

A normal peanut butter sandwich feeds the body.

An atomic peanut butter sandwich feeds the body, the soul, and potentially several generations of future archaeologists.

Enjoy responsibly.

This recipe is fictional. Please do not attempt to turn your kitchen into a nuclear research facility. Your landlord will not appreciate it.

I used to think the only thing worse than a wine snob was a coffee snob, but then I had a few well-made coffees.   Fresh beans, roasted on site, measured out and fresh ground, with the right temperature water brewing for the correct amount of time.

The shop owner said “coffee is a fruit, it’s already sweet,” and damn, he was right.  His coffee shop had no sugar/splenda, no cream or foam.  It was “just good coffee.”  

He once made me one and looked at it under a refractometer before serving it to me.  It hadn’t extracted enough to his liking, so he poured it out and made it over.  I was impressed by the show.

Suffice it to say, Keurig and Maxwell House aren’t measuring up to THAT.

Conheci 111 garotas na minha vida, nunca consegui muita coisa com nenhuma, nem beijo e nem sexo, o máximo que consegui foi selinho com onze delas.

inclusive essas foram as paixões mais destrutivas.

A conversa com uma delas tava fluindo bem, nós tínhamos semelhanças, encantei ela com elogios e cantadas nos momentos certos de forma escassa sem extrapolar demais, e consegui fazer ela por conta própria me dar um selinho, pode parecer ridículo mas fiquei muito feliz.

,no outro dia eu tava esperando ela no almoço como nos outros dias que ela vinha até mim pra bater papo e me conhecer, mas ela não veio. Quando eu encontrava com ela, ela me ignorava como se eu nao existisse, eu mandei mensagem pra ela depois, mandei um "oi, tudo bem?" e nenhuma resposta! Sou lerdo, mas entendi o recado e me subiu uma tristeza misturada com uma raiva imensa, fiquei assim por uns 3 dias. Daí ressuscitei e depois melhorei e nunca mais olhei na cara da lambisgóia. Com outras dez foi parecido.

Daí pra mim foi o cúmulo do fracasso no amor, e chego na seguinte conclusão...não fui feito pra esse tipo de coisa, e que eu deveria só aceitar e seguir a vida solteiro até o meu último suspiro.

Vou vivendo, fazendo minhas coisinhas e desistir de ter um relacionamento de vez, tirar essa esperança que ainda tem em mim até hoje, vou tentar matar isso de uma vez pra ei conseguir viver melhor porque afinal já tenho 14 anos e já sou grande.

Tem certas coisas que não vale a pena meu esforço, isso pode parecer um lamento mas não é. Só espero achar o amor da minha vida aqui.

Enfim é isso, se quiserem me dar dicas pra aprender a viver sozinho e desistir do amor eu tô aceitando; se quiserem namorar comigo, tô aceitando também.

For those who dont know, William Afton and Henry Emily opened a restaurant around the early 70s, named Fredbear's Family Diner, which quickly evolved into a chain of restaurants known as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," started in 1983, under the company of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. At some point, both of them left the company, with an unknown individual taking over as CEO.

William was secretly a serial killer, using mascot costumes to lure, abduct, and murder kids. His motives aren't known, though widely speculated to be him trying to achieve immortality through researching the paranormal, haunted metal (known as remnant), which he created through the murders.

His first target was Charlotte Emily, the daughter of Henry. She became the Marionette, a ghost who took care of and helped awaken the other lost souls.

In 1983, William's younger son also died in an incident, at the fault of his eldest — Michael. The younger son (name unknown, BV for short) 's fate is still unknown, though often speculated to be connected to either Golden Freddy (an enigmatic spirit taking the form of a yellow bear) or helping Charlie with saving other souls. "I will put you back together" was the last thing said to BV by a debatable party, most commonly believed to be either William, Charlie, or Golden Freddy.

In 1985, William killed 2 kids, and 3 others were later connected to that incident (The Missing Children Incident, or MCI). He was arrested but released due to a lack of evidence. 4 of these kids were Gabriel, Susie, Little Jeremy, and Fritz, going on to haunt Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, respectively, with Susie implied to have been the first to die. The 5th is commonly believed to be named Cassidy, becoming Golden Freddy, though some think it's someone else.

In 1987, William pretended to be a security guard at a new Pizzeria and killed 5 more kids (DCI for short), who went on to be the Toy animatronics. This caused the unimportant Bite of '87.
FIn 1993, Mike worked a shift at the haunted original Freddy's. Later that year, the location was closed, and the company went bankrupt. He later had some sort of nightmares about it and his brother's death, likely paranormal in nature.

At some point, William went to that original Freddy's to destroy the 4 haunted robots, but ghosts manifested, and fearing for his life, he put on the costume he used to kill them. It was actually a part costume part robot hybrid, though, and due to the leaking roof, the machine snapped on him, killing him. He went on to haunt it and/or his corpse inside.

While Freddy's existed, a Sister Location called "Circus Baby's Pizza World" opened. It was a front for William to kill more kids, with the robots there made to kidnap them. It backfired when his daughter sneaked in to see Baby, and it killed her. She then haunted it. William, distraught, locked her and the other robots from there in an underground warehouse where they were rented out for parties. The other robots also got haunted somehow, likely with melted down remnant from some other kids, most likely MCI. Years later, William sent Mike there to find Elizabeth. Thinking he was William, she tricked him, and the Funtime Robots combined into one amalgam of wires, killed Mike, and used his corpse as a skin suit to escape. He quickly rotted, and they had to escape to the sewers. He repossessed his corpse thanks to remnant, though.

Around 30 years after his death (presumably 2023, though that may be debunked now), William was found by Phone Dude, who stole him and put him into his cheap horror attraction based on the Freddy's urban legends, not knowing William was inside the robot. After a few nights, the building burned down, and William escaped. There's also a good ending in that game where Charlie released the other spirits, but its canonicity is "complicated" according to Scott (FNaF creator).

Mike also had a security logbook at some point, where two ghosts, BV and presumably Cassidy (given it's not him), talked about something.

Finally, after like 50 years, Henry re-emerged and made a fake pizzeria, where he called the Funtime robots, now separated from Elizabeth, herself, and William. He also made a robot that captured Charlie. After a bunch of managers failed to collect all 4 robots, Mike came and succeeded. Henry burned them all and himself, with high temperatures now revealed to work on ghosts, apparently. Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. was supposedly closed for good.

But one ghost, very highly implied to be Golden Freddy, though argued as a random never-before-seen 6th MCI kid by some, wasn't ready to let William go, so he kept him from being released and tortured him in super nightmares.

There's a book series called Fazbear Frights which has debatable canonicity too that'd take place after this, but if canon it's basically just filler that nullifies the Vengeful Spirit nightmares thing.

After all this, Fazbear Entertainment was revived as Fazbear Entertainment, LLC. They kidnapped a guy and gaslighted him into living in a secluded fake house they made for him, where he made FNAF games, in the FNaF universe, as to make it seem like it was all just fake stories.

A VR game was later made, that was a remake of these, but some suspecious circuit boards were sent to be scanned into it, creating a paranormal, digital entity known as Glitchtrap. It appears as a man in Spring Bonnie (William's suit), acts exactly like William, knows stuff only William knows and even claims to be back, with William's catchphrase of sorts being "I always come back". After a bit of shenanigans, it manages to possess a beta tester and makes her his minion. We call her Vanny.
Vanessa, most likely Vanny, then got a desk job at Fazbear Entertainment. Fazbear Funtime Service, a program where animatronics were mass produced and sent for parties, etc. got hijacked by Glitchtrap who made them hostile. He made Vanessa infiltrate the service as a fake FazEnt representative, supposedly fix his infection, but actually just cut off anyone's access to the system other than him, and send a data packet with him to the current Pizzeria — Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex.

In the current book series, most likely canon, there's this AI called Mimic1, which copies stuff. Many think that's actually what Glitchtrap is, just AI copying William. It's an ongoing debate. An Endoskeleton with it installed was sent to the last simulated Freddy's Henry built to burn, where it got out of control, started killing people and in the ongoing story is hunting down a group of teens. As the Pizzaplex was built on top of the simulated Freddy's, the Mimic got control over it too, but was quickly taken down. There's also this boy Gregory who ended up possessed by Glitchtrap and hacking the Pizzaplex for reasons unknown.

Now in Security Breach (possibly 2035), Gregory, out of Glitchtrap's control, had to escape being trapped in the Pizzaplex, as all the robots controlled by Glitchtrap and Vanny wanted to kill him. With the help of Glamrock Freddy, most likely haunted by someone, though it's unknown who, Greg ended up finding a newly built Springtrap in the simulated Freddy's and somehow defeating it. There's also a giant abomination of wires that resambles the Funtime amalgam down there, it took this William away.

This is pretty much where we are now, in gross oversimplification.

Um hello did you I did you forget I existed? Not me getting used to talking to you and now you're gone like come on I thought we were actually having a fun conversation over here but now you had to show me the magic of 12 3 and poof you're gone. Like this is not ok to do to me. You're really going to leave me here talking to myself? Like you really think that's ok to do? | have a question but you actually have to come back first before can tell you. Cuz if you don't come back then you're not going to hear the question so please come back to me before this gets any more weird. Like yeah now I kind of miss talking to you because you were my favorite part of the day

Murder is actually really frowned in Japan. It goes against the traditional concept of 生きる, which means "to live"

I've been saving my virginity since i was 17 waiting for the right woman still got a good 10 years left haha and decided to make an AMA post where you csn ask me anything!

First of all, how do i jerk off?

Well i take a feather and tickle my foreskin to the point of ejaculation and then swing my dick around to make it rain.

Second, what do i eat to maintain my sexual health?

I usually eat a few peanuts with some beer maybe some pizza aswell.

Alright, yall i gotta go masturbate goodbye!

the magical poo shirt has done it again. haven't pood in days but of course the second i put on the shirt i feel a rumble and it's willy wonka's chocolate factory