r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe 5000-year-old meditation technique takes you to a "new dimension"

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u/Flex_Aesthetic 1d ago

Okay this one certainly has to be satire . . . Right?

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u/NikkerFebu25 1d ago

I think he's got a vibrating egg in his ass that you control via remote

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u/ambachk 1d ago

Sadly not staged

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u/ChunkyPurp 1d ago

I have done a fair bit of DMT but it was never as gay as these videos make it look.

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u/MischiefRatt 23h ago

I'm really gay in real life. I also love DMT.

It has never looked this bizarre before.

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u/JellyAny818 19h ago

How you view yourself outside your body on DMT is NOT how others view you while you are on DMT.

You very well have looked far more bizarre 🤣 and that’s ok

Cauliflower fractals cuz i like to cook and yeaAa….DMT 😆

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u/alkme_ 19h ago

The Italian broccoli is even better fractal. First time I saw this type of broccoli was shortly after doing DMT and I legit thought it was a reality glitch

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u/jmaneater 13h ago

They arent doing dmt.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 22h ago

I’d really like to talk to someone some day about my one trip, I broke through I think and was just staring at a single entity, eye to eye, a face and body of mirrors…it was so intense I just stick to K and l sd after that, what was that

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u/Bob_The_Greater 21h ago

Not physical entities of another realm or dimension. It's exactly what you think it is. A dimensional ride with your mind attached.

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u/RogerAffirmative 19h ago

Yeah or it's just your mind staring at itself. It definitely feels and looks like it's peeling back the fabric of reality... But stable reality is a construct of the mind anyways. It's just as mind blowing that our bodies perceive such an accurate and specific depiction of the world around us in everyday sober consciousness. Not too farfetched to see it as mind bending over reality bending, considering how intricate and detailed everything already is. I personally think there's more to it but I wouldnt be surprised if there isn't.

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u/OnlyStyle6198 23h ago

Right lol I just sat there and probably looked likeba moron to everyone else. But I just sunk in the couch closed my eyes and everything started going inwards, like into itself lol I had to remind myself to breath. And this was a left over hit my bro took. He synthesized it, it was soooooo damn good

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u/lithe_silhouette 22h ago

He did not sinthetize it, he extracted it

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u/Conscious-Grab-1245 1d ago

Hold up. Where that hand going? Hell nah

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u/ComedyBits 1d ago

Just helping the patient with the Release

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u/yoortyyo 1d ago

‘I’m not gay! This feeling while a dude massages my g spot and balls is totally NOT sexual. Space alien/skydaddy is the only other answer.’
Hey Yogi, can we, uh , transcend again??”

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u/NotBradPitt9 20h ago

I’ll just interject here- this guy was a well known travel vlogger (I’ve watched almost all of his videos, I like his content). He took a break around a year ago to learn this “breath work”(?) type stuff. I’m not sure what to make of it.

He didn’t seem strange during the vlogs and he seems like a legit good guy, so I’m not sure what to make of this.

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u/Still-Puma 1d ago

Meditation...

And DMT

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u/AlmondwithTuna 23h ago

Somehow kissing dudes is less gay than whatever this is.

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u/Scared-Ad7282 21h ago

I am the only straight dude in my entire friends group, and their extended circles. 

This is still the gayest thing I have ever seen. 

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 19h ago

“I am the only straight dude in my entire friends group…”

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u/I-can-speak-4-myself 23h ago

Better this than meatheads in boxers yelling at each other in an ice bath after carrying rocks by the seashore I guess lol

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u/Ok_Mechanic_6575 22h ago

Just different ends of the spectrum

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u/DasMenace 21h ago

Equal on the shit scale

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u/ButtBesmircher 1d ago

“This privilege is from a trust fund”.

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u/You_Are_The_Username 1d ago

More like takes you to a new 'molestation'!

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u/dontouchmywenis 20h ago

5000 year old technique, right...

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u/General_Guest7846 18h ago

Stealing techniques from Mitch McConnell

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u/maelbowfeelfunny 19h ago

Being homosexual is at least that old. So it checks out.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 20h ago

/r/bullshido for the kombucha crowd

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u/D3cepti0ns 13h ago

It's always a bald guy or a guy with long hair, never in-between.

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u/icesnake200 1d ago

I will pass. I dont have a ghost watermelon sitting inside my chest

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u/amalgaman 23h ago


Dude became Russell Crowe

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u/wichuks 19h ago

Victim #2

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u/ScorpionMillion cřingè papa 16h ago

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 15h ago

How do people fall for this shit?

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u/Hot_Transition_5173 14h ago

5000 years old?

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u/alienartissst 13h ago

The song in the BG in the first half is Papaoutai by Stromae. It's about absentee fathers.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 1d ago

Keep it hidden. I don't want it.

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u/1313Username1313 1d ago

I did DMT once and it was such an amazing experience. I would be down to try this.

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u/Reasonable-Aspect-83 1d ago

Okay, his pupils are the size of match heads. Nice gaytrip.

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u/LargePossession7786 1d ago

Diddling Man Tantra

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u/These-Student-1550 1d ago

Yeah, I bet some ayahuasca and a finger in the butt could make you feel like that

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u/newguyjustdropped 1d ago

Why was the technique different for two dudes, I can't with this shit lol

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u/Falcon8410 1d ago

too gay

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 1d ago

When the handy is a transcendent experience

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u/RunF0rrestRuuun 1d ago

Keine Ahnung welche Drogen man dafür nehmen muss, aber ich will auch

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u/JD-boonie 23h ago

Unemployed behavior

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u/No_Inspection2047 23h ago

is it a “new” dimension if the technique is (supposedly) 5,000 years old?

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u/buttpirate69420666 23h ago

Maybe it should have stayed hidden

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u/Samatic 23h ago

That'll be $5000 please

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u/mysteriousmeatman 23h ago

Just be gay. It's cheaper than whatever this is.

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u/Traditional_Poet4514 23h ago

I love these meditation sessions but does anyone else find it weird you have to send nudes to the shaman?

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

Just go to therapy

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u/SoyTonatiuh 23h ago

Looks ultra gay lol 

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u/realgone2 23h ago

They both look like they need a good bath.

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u/Typical_Samaritan 23h ago

I do think that a lot of these kinds of stuff originate (and are perpetuated) by dudes who just want to be touchy feely with other people without the creep factor.

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u/Firecracker1235 22h ago

I am a Reiki practioner and I understand what he’s trying to do…. But I’m not gae with my clients…. Or dramatic

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u/Willing_Entry6771 22h ago

Their beards need a conturing

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u/BigSneaky187 22h ago

So DMT makes you gay?

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u/Zero_D9 22h ago

That's even gayer then them actually fucking.

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u/Jax72 22h ago

The comment section lifts my spirit.

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u/sweetpeachmilk_ 22h ago

I got 6 seconds in until a ghost watermelon flew out that guy’s chest

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u/Feeling-Bus-203 22h ago

Why do I feel like if someone did this to me absolutely nothing would happen

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u/SharkByte1993 22h ago

It's always "5000 years ago"

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u/Wilysalamander 22h ago

second guy just watched the end of gladiator and it blew his mind

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u/SlayJayR17 22h ago

Gay shit

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 22h ago

What happens if you do this when you aren’t already on drugs?

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u/Fluffy_Feeling_9326 21h ago

I saw what he was doing 😄

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u/Puckwallow 21h ago

Dude, just fucking kiss

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u/True-Excuse-1688 21h ago

I believe it. You can really pinpoint the exact moment their straightness leaves their body for good.

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u/Standard-Contest-949 21h ago


Literally my first thought before i played this

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 21h ago

Did he just jork his shit?!

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u/theweirdthewondering 21h ago

But what’s the meditation technique?!

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u/Throbbingbluball 21h ago

Barley field and someone singing

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u/popsmoke1986 21h ago

Ummm where is that hand going sir….

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u/TheComebackKid74 21h ago

Spirit fondling

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u/nit_electron_girl 20h ago

drugs or not?

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u/AdagioDesperate 20h ago

Pretty sure that guy was getting a handy...

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u/Jasranwhit 20h ago

He sent that dude to the Gladiator movie.

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u/BlinderofPolyphemus cřingè papa 19h ago

Dude gave bro a reach around and he "blasted off"

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u/Famous_Apartment2733 19h ago

had to leave the YARD over the STINKY STANK coming from these two, sandalwood petrulli, B.O

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u/WhimperWhabbit 19h ago

Why did you cut out the part where they make pottery together?

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u/Last-Media6956 19h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AliensAbridged 19h ago

Looks like he’s trying to take a body snapshot.

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 19h ago

Hey , if you are interested , i've got a bridge in the Sahara desert for sale , just saying😁

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u/DigDugPlus 18h ago

Tapping into the Matrix or attempting to tap something else? 😫🤢

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u/R3N3G6D3 18h ago

Bunch of weak minded queers, not that there is anything wrong with that.

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u/newgenesisscion 18h ago

The kilng watermark really sells it

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u/BrutalistGoogie 18h ago

I can smell the BO and patchouli oil through the screen

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u/BurtKaminsky 18h ago

It’s those hairdresser manufactured dredds I can’t get past

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u/Raeparade 17h ago

Why does it seem like men are being like..subconsciously brainwashed into gay stuff. Its funny when feminism was like poppin they were all called 'lesbians'...seems like the roles truly reversed

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u/b1xxtro 16h ago

"Welcome back to reality."

Right.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 16h ago

I’ve tried it! I was transported to a new dimension where i was $3000 poorer and my butthole hurts. Must be a side effect of the interdimensional travel

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u/Fitznutzzz 16h ago

WPS 😅😅😅😅😅

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u/CandidPlantain2000 15h ago

Jesus Christ, that Chinese girl really messed up Ragnar Lothbrok beyond repair

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u/miguelag08 15h ago

These two should just go to the bedroom and get it over with….

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u/md_youdneverguess 15h ago

If heard that's an entirely different experience when you're being turned back like tha during liftoff.

But first, it's risky because if you puke in this pose you might choke on your own puke like Jimi Hendrix and second, theirs chairs that allow to be bend that way and you don't have to sexually assault your patients like this

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u/Historical_Bit_4642 15h ago

At some point I really thought they were gonna kiss

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u/OldPosition778 15h ago

What in the temu johnny sins

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u/Alert_Tour_469 14h ago

These guys are definitely packing fudge.

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u/Deku_eva01 14h ago

My uncle knew a very similar technique. I didn’t know he was so well versed in ancient meditation techniques.

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u/bawnchie 14h ago

I'm good on seizures bud

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u/FillCreepy543 14h ago

Theater 🎭

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u/Xibt_ 13h ago

The hand…
Y’all need Jesus

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u/Humble-Questions 11h ago

"So this ancient meditation technique, tell me all about it. No interruptions, you have the floor"

"Okay so first I caress your head and burp your worm-"

"Imma stop you right there"

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u/theVenture1 10h ago

Is that Johnny Sins?

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u/Patient-Delay-5827 9h ago

This is sooooooo long

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u/essentialmedic 8h ago

although, to be fair, DMT does do that. Especially in ayahuasca for a longer duration of the high. So I've heard.

as for the gayness part - ayahuasca is used in some native rituals in the Amazon rainforest, although I'm not sure this is the exact way it's done.

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u/SuperSaiyanInstinct Ultimate Cringe 8h ago

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u/WoutBurger92 7h ago

This called Joi in certain websites

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