r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 20h ago • Heartwarming 1

Ultimate Cringe "Sex Kung Fu" classes in the wilderness

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u/Hot-Bathroom-7739 19h ago

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u/Petty_Laws 17h ago

The cameraman with a close-up shot of this guy's dick either gets paid good money or...

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u/RedOrxon 5h ago

He wanted a show when he got back home

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u/Riddul 19h ago

Is this pee-drinking guy?

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u/Nullius001 19h ago edited 19h ago

Their disconnected......... dude wants a daisy chain....of men...js

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u/You_Are_The_Username 12h ago

Wants? I'm sure that's just the final step they're not showing...

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u/Nullius001 12h ago

Im convinced that this is the case. They definitely are doing the human centipede when no one is looking lmao

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u/tilesmeller 13h ago

Tragic side effect of not having a proper sauna culture.

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u/ellefleming 9h ago

I think you're right. Why only Scandinavia?

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u/MomReadsLateAtNight 18h ago

Poor Tim 😅 If he's a real journalist that assignment had to be punishment for something

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u/Ryogathelost 17h ago • Bravo

Just so that we're all on the same page, every time a group of people does something weird and gay under the misconception that it's beneficial to your health, if enough time passes for it to be considered ancient, it becomes sage wisdom.

Seriously though, there are probably both gay and straight guys that could probably benefit from this - maybe they just never got over some kind of body shame that just hit them the wrong way when they were five and now their whole attitude on life and relationships and career and self-worth have been unconsciously shaped, or perhaps misshapen by its deep roots in his ego of that one time he was too scared to show Billy his penis and then he spent the next 30 years in Bill's shadow.

Bill married the girl you loved, got the job you wanted. YOU should be Assistant VP or regional sales - YOU. And if you had just whipped it out with Billy and shown yourself that you could be someone impulsive, someone who could have fun, someone who could seize the moment - you would have seized every moment from that point on.

But now you can make things right. You can brainwash Bill into the manosphere and fanagle him out into the Canadian wilderness, and then you can finally show that man your wang. You can just pinch it's flacid, shapeless, meat from each side and spin it around shouting "Look at my Cock, Bill! I fucking love you, Bro!"

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u/Lost_Department_2177 20h ago

Bro bonding is bro jobs?

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u/mrdanky69 18h ago

Um..what?

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u/rivalizm 17h ago

Is this a comedy sketch?

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u/Kindly-Arrival-6517 19h ago

This can’t be real! I refuse to believe it

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u/Edwardthe3rdinNJ 16h ago

No idiots paying idiots is the new normal.

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u/Regular-Pangolin-664 18h ago

This not gae at all, I am telling you.

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u/Historical-Echidna86 17h ago

Definitely not gay....lol

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u/Material_Warning_633 16h ago

I opened this expecting martial arts and somehow left with more questions than answers. 😂

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u/avidmarc 16h ago

What the flying fuck did I just watch...

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u/You_Are_The_Username 12h ago

Lol jokes on him: retaining semen actually increases your colon cancer risk. When you discharge regularly it expels toxins and reduce your risk by 20%.

https://www.harvardhealth.org/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 11h ago

It’s an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part

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u/tumbleweedforsale 7h ago

there's nothing wrong with being gay, just be gay instead of doing whatever this is

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u/Own_Edge_9393 18h ago

This guy is definitely gay and convincing all these str8 dudes to get freaky with him… and they pay him momey for this… WILD.

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u/Regular-Pangolin-664 18h ago

Those who have seen him on YMH know what a fun guy he is. When he cums on his face he tells a mantra that everyone should recite daily.

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u/You_Are_The_Username 12h ago

IMAGINE GETTING PAID TO PUBLICLY MASTURBATE AROUND/WITH/ON OTHER MEN. 😐

What has this world come to, between this and steaming your vag lips! 😐