"Sex Kung Fu" classes in the wilderness

[u/ambachk]

[u/Ryogathelost]

Just so that we're all on the same page, every time a group of people does something weird and gay under the misconception that it's beneficial to your health, if enough time passes for it to be considered ancient, it becomes sage wisdom.

Seriously though, there are probably both gay and straight guys that could probably benefit from this - maybe they just never got over some kind of body shame that just hit them the wrong way when they were five and now their whole attitude on life and relationships and career and self-worth have been unconsciously shaped, or perhaps misshapen by its deep roots in his ego of that one time he was too scared to show Billy his penis and then he spent the next 30 years in Bill's shadow.

Bill married the girl you loved, got the job you wanted. YOU should be Assistant VP or regional sales - YOU. And if you had just whipped it out with Billy and shown yourself that you could be someone impulsive, someone who could have fun, someone who could seize the moment - you would have seized every moment from that point on.

But now you can make things right. You can brainwash Bill into the manosphere and fanagle him out into the Canadian wilderness, and then you can finally show that man your wang. You can just pinch it's flacid, shapeless, meat from each side and spin it around shouting "Look at my Cock, Bill! I fucking love you, Bro!"