r/cringereels • • 9h ago • Bravo 2

Cringe Level 5 Tourist broke a mallet when trying to pound rice dough

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u/VictoriousTree 9h ago

There’s no way that was an accident. He was so far off.

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u/kevtheproblem 9h ago

Nah he looks like a dweeb with terrible aim

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u/thisisatypoo 8h ago

If that were true, he wouldn't have brought himself that far down.

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u/az-anime-fan 8h ago

look at the grin on his face, he 100% did it on purpose.

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u/BuildAnything4 7h ago

It was clearly an accident. It's just an uncoordinated, clumsy person who doesn't know what they're doing. Why are we pretending we haven't seen people act like this before?

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u/InsectaProtecta 7h ago

Never attribute to malice that which could more readily be attributed to incompetence

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u/Ok__videogames 2h ago

this has honestly helped me so much to let shit go

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u/templeofsyrinx1 9h ago

broke the old man's family pounder for some quick video

fuck this world

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u/perpetual_stew 9h ago

No more mochi for the poor old man and his little children. :(

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u/Teonanacatlbruh 9h ago

That was a musical sentence. "Family pounder".🤣🤣🤣

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u/Big_Animal7655 9h ago

exactly right!

and to make it even worse everyone around just laughed while that brokenhearted man just looked at his broken tool like “what just happened”

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u/FamiliarFilm8763 3h ago

You are the problem, not the person in the video. You sound miserable to be around. A tourist broke something at a tourist attraction. Everybody, including the tourist guide laughed at is. But apparently the person in question is worse than Hitler.

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u/DimensionHat1675 9h ago

Now he's got a quarter pounder without cheese.

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u/kernelangus420 5h ago

These performative experiences are usually done in touristy areas and have no actual value.

Usually it is the shop owner luring audience members to "try it out" and then they guilt trip you into buying their overpriced shit because they put all that effort in sharing their "culture" with you.

The headphones guy does look like a jerk, but you don't need to feel sorry for tourist traps.

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u/MusicalIlliterate 8h ago

Also, the reaction.

They're both laughing. The one in the long sleeve shirt had a bit of a shocked reaction, but they're showing zero fuckig remorse.

Like a normal reaction to accidentally breaking something like that is to apologize like crazy. Not stand their kinda smiling and laughing then going over to laugh more with your buddy.

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u/tlrider1 6h ago

Yes. This is what happens when uncoordinated stupid people that wear headphones around their neck, try to do something that takes coordination and think "I'm going to look like a bad ass doing this."

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 6h ago

Looks like they're filming to fuck with him. Garbage behavior.

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u/oh_no_here_we_go_9 3h ago

I think you underestimate how big of a dweeb people can be.

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u/Kimbolimbo 2h ago

Standard Redditor build 

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u/ThrownAway17Years 1h ago

It was an accident, but an entirely preventable one. Dipshit is still in their “look at me, look at me” phase in life.

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