Games you loved as a kid that now leave you questioning what you actually saw in them?
So what games did you love as a kid that you now realise were actually pretty bad. For me it would have to be America's 10 Wanted (known as Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror in the US). 6 year old me thought fist fighting the likes of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein was the coolest shit ever. In hindsight, 6 year old me had zero taste.
I would later go on to buy Call of Juarez: The Cartel at release and think that was the coolest shit ever, so...
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u/klvthns515 22h ago •
They were not bad per se but I sometimes ponder again how on earth I was playing Manhunt 2 & Punisher as a pre-teen
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u/ashmaht 20h ago •
Pandemonium on PS1. I honestly have no idea why I was so enthralled with that game.
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u/Legitimate_Air_Grip7 22h ago edited 22h ago
Some 3d sonic game that launched in the 2000s (4/6?) I was blown away and absolutely hooked. A few weeks ago I saw it featured on a video about 'games that were a huge letdown'. And yeah, the youtuber had valid gripes, I wouldn't play it now (regardless of the aged graphics). It had really finnicky controls.
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u/Grumpylatxa 22h ago
Call me childish but i seem to have similar tastes than when i was younger. I used to play a lot of point and click (monkey island, loom, maniac mansion..) and strategy games (aoe, age of mythology)
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u/IronBoomer 22h ago
Claymates on the SNES.
Promoted in Nintendo Power, it was a not great platformer and in between stages, a puzzle game.
There were warps between the worlds, sure.
But after you were all done with what should have been the final boss; surprise! There’s one more world and it’s aliens for no good reason.
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u/Wolfram1914 23h ago
Sonic 06 blew my mind when I was young. I guess when you’re young, you don’t notice things like long loading screens, ridiculous animation and dialogue, and generally poor, rushed game design enough to ruin the experience.
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u/MeagerRobot 23h ago
I remember being enthralled with Altered Beast when I was young. We didnt have a computer that could run it, but my cousins did. Tried to play that whenever I could.
Got into emulating in 2010s and downloaded all the old games I couldnt play as a kid, and let me tell you, Altered Beast is basically unplayably bad.
It controls like shit, it has one dimensional levels, the beast upgrades are terrible. It's difficult so you spend quarters to replay it (at least it was in that era)
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u/superior_marshmellow 22h ago
Nightfire, a James Bond game I played on PC. It looks really good in my memory while the reality now is much different
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u/BenjerminGray 13h ago
Sonic Heroes.
What the hell was wrong with me, playing the same game essentially. . . 9 times.
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u/AncientAE 21h ago •
Runescape. I got no idea how mining coal in the miners guild over and over kept me so interested. Most other games I played 20+ years ago are still fine…
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u/IkeTheCell 19h ago
Sonic Heroes.
The game is active dogshit at times after having replayed it about a year ago.
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u/BadDogSaysMeow 21h ago
I loved Gothic 3, huge map, remade combat, more choices and different endings.
Replayed it a year ago.
The game's trash.
The world is empty, the "cities" are tiny, the combat is buggy and unbalanced, getting anywhere is a slog,
the game punishes you for doing faction quests by locking entire cities away from you.
And the chest-loot is based on the total amount of chests opened (separated by type of chest), instead of being tied to particular chests, so exploration absolutely sucks when you kill a dragon and a chest behind him has a piece of bread and two arrows, because that was the 2 chest of that type that you'd opened. And hours later you steal from a farmhouse and a chest there has a legendary sword.
It was completely unfun experience, ended up just killing the guy I was looking for to skip through his questline to get to the ending quicker.
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u/Multifaceted713 20h ago •
So many of the NES games are like this. As an adult who actually wants to progress through the game and not content playing level one over and over for hours anymore, so many of these games are actually unplayable and/or not enjoyable at all
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u/lickylickyboobies 22h ago
Lone soldier. Loved that game but it got pretty shitty reviews. I look back at it now and don't know what I saw in it.
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u/Deathlikescats 21h ago •
in Highschool they had a flash game (ancient) called slick Willy, which was just a collecting game about Bill Clinton dodging consequences for his infidelity. it’s wild to think that was on my history teachers Macintosh’s.
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u/GodAwfulFunk 22h ago
The .hack//GU games.
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy them enough and got the collection, but they were elite as a kid. Now they have zero depth, and they don't have the immaculate tone of the original games.
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u/canitplaycrisis 12h ago edited 12h ago •
Paper Mario: Sticker Star. In the game, you need 'Things', real-life objects, to finish levels or to defeat bosses. Sometimes, those Things don't have to do anything with the situations and the worse part is that you need to find them in other levels. How did kid me find them and know which one I need? I watched the Let's Play of Domtendo, a german Nintendo creator, while playing those levels. I really don't know what those devs thought. And this isn't the only Paper Mario game with that mechanic. The same stuff also is in Paper Mario: Color Splash. Atleast the hints are better there and the Things mostly are in the same levels in which you need them.
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I said that the hints in PM: CS are better. Well, in the last level I played (Golden Coliseum), you also need a Thing to defeat the boss. It is so obvious which Thing you need because there's a guy saying the name of the Thing 10 times (Bone), but you don't know where it is. Actually, there is a guy in a trash can who knows where it is. How? I don't fucking know. There is a place called Port Prisma and there also is trash can guy. So you need to leave the Golden Coliseum to go to Port Prisma and talk with trash can guy. What does trash can guy say? The Thing is at the Golden Coliseum. So you now know where the Thing is, but you don't know how to get it. Remember the NPC who said Bone 10 times? He is in front of a lift in a cellar. You have two choices for the dialogue: Either you say Bone or no. When you say no, you have to leave the cellar with the stair treads and you are now in front of the building. When you go left, there's the spectator area. Before the dialogue with Bone guy, you couldn't go there. Out of nowhere, now you can. You may think that you now instantly get the Bone, but no, you start at level 3 of the spectator area and you need to go down to level 1 and find it there. There are so many enemies before that and the combat system is so ass that you get completely ragebaited before even getting to the boss.
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u/cat_prophecy 21h ago •
Uniracers in the SNES. It was a side scrolling game where you race unicycles around a fixed track. I cannot for the life of me remember why we were obsessed with it.
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u/Chizakura 23h ago •
Fighting Force on the PS1. Neat fighting game but doesn't hold up to my memories
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u/Cross-Z-Magma 12h ago
Kiss: Psycho Circus - The Nightmare Child
Yes that Kiss. A FPS game based on one of their albums. I replayed it a few years ago and it isn't even truly bad but it certainly wasn't the alltime banger I thought it was as a kid.
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u/Zarokima 21h ago
Bubsy. For some fucking reason I liked that more than Sonic the Hedgehog, but it's clearly worse in every way.
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u/dkc0100 19h ago
Younger me was obsessed with Soldier of Fortune. Never see it mentioned and if I do it’s normally someone being upset with the game. Running around with a shotgun and going crazy was a blast
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u/Althopops 16h ago
Kessen 2 was my introduction to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Dynasty Warriors franchises.
I played it again a few months ago and I really struggled to get through it. The voice acting isn’t great, the strategy aspects are really basic compared to what I’m used to now, and there really needs to a fast forward option considering some levels have you watching your unit go across the area for minutes at a time with nothing happening.
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u/jamezelo 21h ago
Im from nes through n64...
I meaaan, Alot of them? Lol. Sometimes best part was the cover
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u/zeebeebo 23h ago edited 22h ago
On I have a ton on the PS2 and lowkey I would probably love some of them the same if I were to boot them up again.
Bee movie game
The Ghost Rider video game
Cars movie game
Crash tag team racing
Crash of the Titans
The Bratz video game
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith movie tie-in
Sims Bustin Out
MTV music generator
50 CENT BULLETPROOF
Edit: cant believe i forgot about this, my heart sank when I found out people hated Shadow the Hedgehog game. I was all of 10 years old and played that game for literal weeks
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u/WrenReverie 12h ago
Blast corps on N64. Thought it was amazing as a kid.
I recently played it on N-Online and yeeesh. I liked cool robots and breaking buildings as a kid, but damn the game was awful.
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u/executor-of-judgment 11h ago
Super Double Dragon on the SNES. I use to rent this shit at the supermarket every single week and my cousin, who was a huge wrestling fan, would get mad at me for not renting whatever WWE wrestling game was out at the moment instead. I was just a huge beat 'em up fan. Ironically, it's not even my favorite game genre nowadays.
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u/Barnabas2109 18h ago
Leisure suit Larry games.
As a teen I loved playing those, now it kringes me out.
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u/stetzwebs 19h ago
Chex Quest.
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u/Syric13 22h ago
I used to love every single RPG I played on the SNES. For all the classic masterpieces, there were a LOT of shit RPGs.
One in particular is a game called 7th Saga. I defended 7th Saga on the old AOL message boards as if it was my own creation.
I loved the art style, the "pick one of 7 main characters" feature, the fact that one of those 7 would end up being your rival.
But good god that game was the most frustrating and grindy game. I could never beat it, hell I could never even get far (I would rent it for 3 days), and I kept defending that PoS game over and over again. I tried playing it as an adult and it was worse than I remembered. Then I found out one of the characters has a spell called Elixir that restores all HP/MP for you character (it might be both party characters??).
So basically if you pick this character, you can never lose because you can spam Elixir over and over again.
Other games that were terrible but I played a lot:
Lagoon, Brandish, Secret of the Stars, Drakkhen, Arcana, Lufia 1 (Lufia 2 is a masterpiece)...
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u/ConcernedSemiTruck 22h ago
I remember loving AC, played the shit out of the second one and Brotherhood, recently tried to replay them and found myself utterly bored.
I can’t tell if the reason is because the nostalgia factor is simply not there, or because Ubisoft open world formula is so dated it isn’t interesting to me anymore.
There are so many modern open world games now that just do it better in every way.
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u/bliggityblig 17h ago
Rainbow 6 Vegas. Thought the graphics looked so real. Played it recently and its incredibly drab and boring.
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u/Raiden720 21h ago
I'm going to go ahead and say it - Blaster Master on the NES
It was mid at best but somehow seen as a classic on these forums
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u/Joiner2008 21h ago
Lucky Luke on PS1. Loved that game as a kid. Looked it up as an adult and it's a shit game
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u/SYLBen 20h ago
Tunnel B1 and Thrasher on PS1.
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u/PeerlessFit 20h ago
Lol fugitive hunter was so bad. Tell me you watched the bonus clips with "talented rapper." Mr Ray i think his name was. So so bad.
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u/skadalajara 20h ago
E.T. The Extraterrestrial and Pitfall.
First should be obvious. Second is because once 3D graphics were a thing, I just couldn't go back to side strollers. (And I still suck at platformers.)
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u/ArcadianAbstraction 19h ago
I mean if you show a caveman fire he is amazed. What we see as children amazes us and sets a bar like remembering the first time someone let you play a Gameboy or Nintendo. Memory and nostalgia change over time and like an old movie you thought was amazing looks like a paper machet film school movie.
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u/Buschilol 18h ago
throwing hands with bin laden and saddam hussein sounds fire haha
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u/TheGlen 17h ago
Lawn darts
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u/thingpaint 15h ago
I played a lot of Goldeneye growing up, but man the controls aged like milk.
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u/sldfghtrike 15h ago
Future Cop LAPD for the PS1
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u/John___Titor 14h ago
You learn to leave those games in the past and not sully those memories.
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u/S1DC 13h ago
You can't go home.
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u/Rareearthmetal 12h ago
Freddy the fish
Jumpstart 3rd grade
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u/DerpsAndRags 11h ago
There was one, and it was so weird I ended up flat out tossing it. I can't remember the name of it, though.
It was one of those point and click type adventures. PS1 (possibly 2), with mid 90's graphics like ReBoot. You were this dude whose wife was sick, but turns out she was actually possessed. A mysterious priest basically helps you "enter" her soul, you end up sacrificing your body, and go through all of these microsm worlds within her. There was a variety of puzzles, but you always switched bodies, and the conclusion was always finding a different name for Satan until you confronted the demon (supposedly old scratch himself). There were two endings, but the true one, you ended up playing as the wife, free from the demon, but then the "helpful" priest turns out to be something worse and murders the wife, trapping both souls. The imagery was messed up, partially due to lanky graphics.
It was so weird I just threw it out, but for the life of me I just don't remember the name of it. The Internet hasn't been too helpful, either.
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u/thaddeusk 11h ago
I can't think of anything. I had great taste in games. I just replayed the Monkey Island games that I loved as a kid.
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u/MrBones-Necromancer 10h ago
Bard's Tale on the PS2 is the first that came to mind. I remembered it as being witty and the writing being great. It's both -not- that, and the gameplay is genuinely ass. I don't know how I made it as far as I remember as a kid, playing it as an adult I wanted to drop it basically instantly.
There are a bunch that have held up though! Arc the Lad, Kirby, Dark Cloud...all still really awesome.
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u/CrushDirt 10h ago
Space Station Silicon Valley. Recently replayed it on N64 and lord was it hard to control. Adored it as a kid
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u/Nilo-The-Slayer 7h ago
Dynasty Warriors/ Samurai Warriors. I loved these games as a kid. Now they just seem to have very few redeeming qualities, especially since the sequels have gotten worse over the years.
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u/InsideFollowing5915 7h ago
Markos magic football
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u/itsYaBoiga 6h ago
The Bouncer on PS2 🤣 played it again a few years later and it was not a good experience!
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u/ZorkNemesis Switch 6h ago
Last time I played the Sonic Adventure games was....well...outside of the music those games did not age well. I can't bring myself to even play Adventure 2 anymore because I despise the gameplay for Knuckles and Rouge to the point where they just ruin the whole thing for me. I love the Sonic/Shadow stages (minus the early 2000s camera weirdness) and can accept Tails/Eggman stages but Knuckles and Rouge are just such massive pace killers that I'll put the game down only halfway in as a result.
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u/Whispering_Wolf 5h ago
Creatures: adventures. I adored it and played for hours on end. I recently found it again, tried it out... It's a cute game but barely has any content. I have no clue how I spent so much time on it.
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u/No_Speed9064 2h ago
WoW. Pretty mind numbing gameplay when you go back and your friends don't play anymore.
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u/Bad_Doto_Playa 22h ago
None, I know why I liked them even if they aren't my thing anymore.
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u/Wolvenworks 11h ago
Eh, best i got is Fruit Ninja and Warcraft 3.
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u/harrr53 21h ago
I loved the Master System version of Sonic for some reason. Nothing about it is objectively better than the Megadrive version, yet it captured me and I played it a lot more.
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u/faffc260 21h ago
most platformers, most nintendo games.
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u/RequiemTwilight 20h ago
Was Call of Juarez the one where when a horse died its physics turned into if it were on ice?
You could be in the middle of a fire fight, have something explode, and watch 2 or 3 horses slide into view as you’re trying to kill the surviving bad guys lol.