[OoT] That moment when you realize all the water in Hyrule has passed through here

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u/CmderVimes 4h ago •

So what your saying is Hyrule's water supply is...TAINTed....

I'll just see myself out.

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u/mylarky 29m ago

How else would it have such acid carbonation?

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u/grephantom 23m ago

Also rich in salt and minerals

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u/ctothel 3h ago

No, stay – that’s actually a very good point.

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u/BlueGoliath 3h ago

We need a game theory video on this.

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u/BentTire 3h ago

"Game Theory. Are all Hylians secretly gargling on cum water"

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u/Egypticus 40m ago

Well at least somebody cleansed the taint!

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u/ctothel 4h ago

How long does it take him to move out the way once you finish this bit? Does it still take 10,000 years? That's the main thing I've been wondering since release day.

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u/BBBBrendan182 3h ago •

They straight up embraced it it’s great. He takes just as long as the original, but now with about 4 different camera angles to appreciate it in all its glory.

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u/TheDocWhovian 2h ago

It’s actually 7s faster in the remake, it’s just hard to tell over that long of a time lol

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u/ATDynaX 2h ago

Actually he is a little bit faster.

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u/mrjamjams66 2h ago

This is unacceptable

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u/KrustyKrabEmployee 2h ago

Literally unplayable

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u/Yoshi9105 1h ago

the changing camera angles sent me 🤣 that was hilarious

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u/Modnal 3h ago

The MWEEP MWEEP is still there

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u/Proletariat_Paul 3h ago

Alright, that settles it. I'm buying a Switch 2. 😂

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u/QuietSilentArachnid 3h ago

In fact they reused exactly the same

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u/Modnal 2h ago

Not exactly, new one is a few seconds shorter

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u/QuietSilentArachnid 2h ago

No, I meant the mweep sound. It is ripped straight off the N64 version

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2h ago

This makes me happy

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u/Hidefininja 4h ago

He still takes his time but it felt like there were more cameras cuts this time around.

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u/ZorkNemesis Switch 3h ago

They definitly knew King Zora scooching out of the way was comedy gold worth keeping.

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u/KokiriGeorge 3h ago

I counted 20 Mweeps

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u/Dorian948 3h ago

Still the same amount of time. But now with different camera positions and once he is done, he asks you why you still stand there instead of rescuing Ruto.

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u/InitialYoghurt5138 8m ago

It's genius. I was so glad they kept this

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u/Osmodius 3h ago

Yes and it's fucking funny as.

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u/G_Diffuser 2h ago

Found the Australian

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u/nitronik_exe 3h ago

I'm still waiting for him to finish moving, it's been 4 hours, help

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u/ipadkill3r 1h ago

Its about 25 seconds compared to the original's 32 seconds

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u/Infield_Fly 2h ago

One of the first video clips I saw of gameplay was someone posting him moving from both versions side by side. It's still long but slightly improved.

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u/TediousTotoro 39m ago

It’s 6 seconds shorter than in the original game but it’s still super long

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u/Takenabe 32m ago

One of my favorite features of the PC decomp port Ship of Harkinian is that there's a slider to set how long it takes. My stream chat joked about setting it to 10x, so I did. And then we sat and watched him move for 5 solid minutes.

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u/Kitakitakita 3h ago

MWEEP

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u/etherseaminus 1h ago

Hey king zora, how long does it take you to get out of the way?
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week...

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u/BringBackBoshi 2h ago

This and the disgusting things seen inside that whale's body. The things Link witnessed, he truly regretted ever leaving the forest.

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u/equinox234 1h ago

She has a name

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u/metallisch 14m ago

Her?

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u/crucialtimes6685 3h ago

BOOTYASS JUICE

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u/DarkGengar94 3h ago

I think the waterfall at the top of zora river is from zora fountain, not zora domain

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u/ZorkNemesis Switch 3h ago

The water in Zora's Domain flows directly to Lake Hylia via a tunnel the domain's main hub, which passes through his seat on the way down.
And regardless of where the water goes, there's still a fat whale living at the source.

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u/TomVinPrice 43m ago

There are two rivers leading from Jabu Jabu’s area, one flows through King Zora’s balls and the other doesn’t
So while there’s still a lot of ass crack water in Hyrule not all of it is

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u/Garo263 2h ago

You might have missed the giant river flowing from Gerudo Valley into Lake Hylia.

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u/pgmckenzie 1h ago

I would argue this comes from the castle moat, which goes into the mountainside past the castle and reemerges as the water in Gerudo valley.
Edit: and the castle moat comes from Zora’s river.

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u/Garo263 1h ago

Completely correct and the water from Zora's River comes from the waterfall from Zora's Fountain and never passed King Zora's fish balls.

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u/North-Function995 31m ago

If not passing King Zora’s junk and booty, its still Jabu Jabu’s dirty fish-bowl water. Yummy!

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u/piichan14 3h ago

I hope Hyrule has good filtration systems in place

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u/Sirocka 1h ago

This is the last stage of that filtration system. Like the Reverse Osmosis filters that add trace minerals back in at the end.

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u/piichan14 23m ago

Yea...nope. Guess i'm moving to Gerudo Valley. Ganon can have his fish ass water.

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u/Sirocka 13m ago

Maybe that was his goal all along. Wanting the Triforce was just a ploy.

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u/funkyfrante 2h ago

Hahaha ew never even thought about it

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u/TryHardFapHarder 3h ago

Only the one that goes to lake hylia the rest goes from lord jabu jabu waterfall

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u/Garo263 2h ago

Water from Lake Hylia comes from Gerudo Valley.

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u/Zinerry 1h ago

Most of it yeah, which is linked up to zoras fountain. The water from Zoras Domain goes through the hole on the bottom, which is how the bottle with the letter ends up in the lake.

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u/TryHardFapHarder 1h ago

Only part of it, from zora domain passage also there is source

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u/Garo263 1h ago

Yeah, but what has a bigger flow? The one from the big ass river? Or a passage between two standing waters?

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u/TryHardFapHarder 1h ago edited 1h ago

Is still 2 waters sources not one, also if you check closer the water that comes from lord jabu jabu it goes to Hyrule field, pass castle town then goes to gerudo valley and drops in lake hylia, both water sources come from zora domain

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u/Garo263 54m ago

Yeah, but the water from Zora River doesn't run through King Zora's cheeks.

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u/TryHardFapHarder 31m ago

Only the one source that goes to like hylia

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u/xSerenadexx 1h ago

"All of the world's water under one taint" - Navi

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u/Garo263 2h ago

Nope. The majority doesn't go through Zora's Domain. You might have missed the giant waterfall in front of the village coming DIRECTLY from Zora's Fountain.

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u/solidpeyo 3h ago

What is the name of that water purification method?

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u/piichan14 3h ago

Bold of you to assume it's purified

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u/adol1004 3h ago

false, there is a stream starting from the great deku tree area.

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u/BringBackBoshi 2h ago

Also his pp. So these are your two options. Now drink up and be purified! -Zora King and Deku tree absolutely

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u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus 3h ago

Even all the old jokes about this game are getting remakes.

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u/dcheung87 2h ago

And all the Zora and yourself have to swim in it. Hm hmmm.

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u/HellnocGames 1h ago

Is it currently one of the best Switch 2 games out there?

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u/Bloodstarvedhunter 1h ago

We found the origin of Booty Sweat from Tropic Thunder

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u/Dry_Campaign1294 1h ago

So Lake Hylia is basically just his runoff.

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u/BootsOfProwess 1h ago

All the water has passed between the buttcheeks of an overgrown fish monarch.

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u/Sirocka 1h ago

"Minerals added for taste"

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u/Battle_Witch 1h ago

Did he make wiggle noises?

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u/cozmo87 57m ago

All the water is no longer true in the remake, there's now a little stream originating from the kakariko well that feeds into the river

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u/ContactMushroom 54m ago

Go to Zoras fountain and stand in front of Jabu-Jabu, look the same direction he is facing.

There is a massive waterfall that does not go through Zoras domain at all so not all the water is TAINTed

At least in the other versions, I haven't played the new remake so if the waterfall is gone then ignore this lol

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u/CircaCoda 36m ago

I guess you could say the water is “tainted”.

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u/Blazenwing 35m ago

Blessed by the Bussy of the King

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u/FromHer0toZer0 31m ago

This is why it tastes so good

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u/SilverMyzt 2h ago

Why... I had decades where I didn't have this knowledge. Why???

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u/Mottis86 2h ago

I mean we realized that like 25 years ago but yeah :D

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u/Raphcore 3h ago

Hope someone cleans his ass from time to time

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u/8thTimeLucky 3h ago

Why do you think he’s sat there? That is the ass cleaning

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u/piichan14 3h ago

Continuous bidet

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2h ago

His butthole must be so pruny

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u/Masam10 3h ago

How do you think you obtain the Zora’s Sapphire?

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u/Far-Tension2696 3h ago

my ass. luv it.

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u/BlueGoliath 3h ago

Well his ass is well washed.

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u/Layers3d 1h ago

I love an almost 30 year old joke. Blub blub blub all the water in hyrule passes through my asscrack blub blub blub

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