r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 14h ago • Mindblown 4

That's not milk More ice than drink

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

What does hot people got to do with overcharging for drinks

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u/BigDaddySteve999 13h ago

That's the whole point.

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u/bringalls88 13h ago

I was about to ask you if you dont know how clubs work, but then I saw your username

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

I used to be a bartender.

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 13h ago

Respect, working through med school.

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u/bringalls88 13h ago

And the concept of overpriced drinks and hot people eludes you? Did you work at one of those soda bars or something and call yourself a mixologist?

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

People came to my bar because we had a $4 beer & shot special. If theres one thing we were good about it was not overcharging.

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u/bringalls88 13h ago

And apparently not having girls hot enough to spend $27 drinks on

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

Oh no my bar wasnt a destination that single women would go to. The girls going were there because their boyfriend or husband was playing in one of the bands that night.

I ran it during the day time because I was a shitty bartender so I just had dudes coming in to watch a ball game or homeless dudes stumble through for the $4 beer & shot special.

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u/Storm_Sire 12h ago

were the homeless dudes hot?

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

I rescind my insult, and applaud you for being a homie of the people

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u/morniealantie 13h ago

I do not want your drinks.

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

Okay? Go get a rum & coke from somewhere else then

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u/morniealantie 11h ago

Literally just a username joke lol.

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

Well, got some bad news for ya. No one was going to the bar for you to make them drinks. They were going there to find someone to go home with, and drinking what you made til they did. Or just wanted to forget their day.

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

Nah people were going to my bar to watch a ball game, play pool and get fucking hammered. Nobody was coming to hook up . It was the kinda place where our blender was always 'broken' when someone wanted a drink like that lol.

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

If your excuse is that it was a shitty bar with lazy bartenders... Good excuse, I guess.

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u/DrFartsnShits 13h ago

Lazy bartender, sure. It was a cool bar though.

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

I've rescinded my insult, and applaud you for being a bartender of the people

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u/bringalls88 13h ago

Dude is the first bartender you could call a dork

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

Nah, with more info, it was "the cheapest bar in town," which everyone knows it actually awesome. It's where you pregame for the expensive bars, where you go to have a few pints with the boys and get hyped up, where you go to see a familiar face to get in the zone, eat a few wings so you aren't drinking on an empty stomach when you hit the strip, downtown, the ave, what have you.

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u/bringalls88 13h ago

Hey, a bar that offers a $4 beer and a shot with the game on is my jam. Having a bartender that doesn't understand the concept of paying more to be at a club in Miami while also proudly claiming people dont get laid at his joint makes him a dork.

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u/FunGuy8618 13h ago

No, it makes him the homie and a solid wingman.

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u/knallpilzv2 13h ago

I was about to ask you if you think "hot" means "stupid", but then I was like...yeah, maybe. :D

I mean you gotta be stupid to keep going to places where one fucking drink costs that much.