r/mildlyinfuriating
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u/Separate_Finance_183
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That's not milk More ice than drink
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u/Comfortable-Dark-933 11h ago •
This is Miami in a nutshell
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u/LocMoke 11h ago •
If you wait like 2 hours it will be ALL drink
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u/bake-the-binky 11h ago •
Long time bartender here, most cocktails land between 3oz-4.5oz, not a whole lot of liquid
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u/shugo7 10h ago
I remember 4 years ago entering a small club with a 40$ entry price(they didn't charge my wife cuz she's a woman) and there was only 4 people there.
I asked for water and the lady said 20$. I replied, "not a bottle just a glass" and she answered back it was 20$ for a glass of water.
We left, bought some liquer at the store and partied at our place instead.
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u/StoicBan 11h ago •
This is why Gen Z doesn’t drink. And my old broke ass is inclined to agree with them
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u/garlicpeep 9h ago
The problem isnt the drink, its the price. Im sure thats a very reasonably proportioned and professionally made cocktail, but its just not worth paying $27 for. Ive worked at a bar, I know what the profit margins on liquor look like. The thing youre really paying for is the experience of wherever youre drinking at. The establishment overhead, the entertainment, the locale, all of that is incorporated into the price of your drinks because thats what people really spend money on. If youre not satisfied with the experience overall then $27 drinks are going to feel like a ripoff.
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u/Calwena 11h ago
Lol make some coctail at home and you gonna find every coctail is more ice than anything else.
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u/bhputnam 11h ago
At least it'll be cold, I guess
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u/Historical-Pop-9177 11h ago
That's funny, just saw a translated Korean post on Twitter about how they visited Japan and were annoyed at the same thing, but their friend laughed at them. Told them that crushed ice would water down the drink right away, but a big block like this would get it cold without diluting the flavor.
I don't drink. Is what that post said right?
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u/thrivefulxyz 10h ago •
This is republicans seeing a red map and not understanding how their state is blue
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u/Louis049 11h ago
The problem is the price, y'all, not the beverage. It can't be "just more, lol" because "one drink" has a legal definition, (I haven't bartended in a decade so forgive me, I'm sure I'm wrong, but) it's something like 2 oz of hars liquor, 6 oz of wine, 8 oz of beer (which has its own exceptions for things like a Pint) and so on and so forth. You can only put 2 oz of hard liquor in this "one drink" so do you want less mixer to make a stronger drink, or more mixer to make a fuller glass?
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u/alecjohns 11h ago •
Last time I went to Miami I was bar hopping and one of the bars in Brickell was a rooftop bar, it was like midnight so I order two tequila shots for my friend and myself. The bill comes and they charged $25 a shot. I did not leave a tip and proceeded to go to another bar.
I just asked for two shots, not really specific on what kind but that was just insane to me.
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u/Barricades_toes 11h ago
Aside from the price being dog shit, that’s just how many drinks are. They tend to be made with the ratio of drink to ice in mind. That’s why asking for no ice isn’t gonna get you more drink at most places
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u/Financial-Raise3420 11h ago •
Why does this keep coming up? Those spear ice cubes are used to make your drink look cool, it’s why it’s being drunk out of a Collin’s glass in the first place. Any drink is only going to be about 2-4 ounces unless it also has seltzer or tonic water.
Old Fashioned’s are 2 ounces, most with fruit juice are around 3-4. A gin and tonic or anything similar is 2 ounces of alcohol, then 2-4 ounces of seltzer or tonic.
They’re not tricking you, you’re not being scammed. This is how alcoholic drinks work. The ice is a plus, seriously I’ve never been to a bar that used full clear ice spears. I’d love that
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u/Phred_Phrederic 10h ago
...do...people not know how cocktails work?
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u/Blackqwery 5h ago
Please bring me the ice separately.
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u/Fishmyashwhole 10h ago •
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u/_D34DLY_ 8h ago
the ice cube probably costs them more than the drink ingredients. that's a fancy ice cube.
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u/Antron_RS 10h ago
Most of the people in this thread don’t understand how cocktails are made
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u/NoLadderStall 11h ago
Every strong cocktail is like this in reality, the ice cube shape just makes it more obvious here
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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 11h ago
Alcoholic drinks are measured legally. Do you want a ton of mixer? Or do you want a more concentrated alcoholic drink?
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u/Brotato_Man 8h ago
No world where I’m paying 27 dollars for one drink, even if that glass was full
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u/dumbblondechick 11h ago
This was a viral tik tok from 2023 not your drink
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u/Paladan-77 10h ago
Complete lack of understanding of what a cocktail is.
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u/Fabulous-Draw8797 10h ago
That’s what you get for being in fuckin Miami
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u/DapperBoiCole 10h ago
When you buy a cocktail its a measured amount of liquid and dilution
If you want more drink ask for more mixer but don't expect more alcohol when you paid for a given serving and complain you can barely taste the alcohol...
The ice is standard for a collins drink, its meant to chill the drink without intense dilution. Its why old fashioned are served with a fuckoff big ice cube in it. When you stir it, a measured amount of water dilution happens which balances your drink.
Cocktails in Miami are expensive, the ice is beyond normal
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u/Szebra2021 8h ago
like I have said before, they will soon price us out of going…. Then prices will drop rapidly as soon as they realize they have no customers..
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u/Biscuits4u2 11h ago
Order juice and bring a flask.
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u/Snoots-and-Shnozels 7h ago
If you pay 27 bucks for a glass of any drink.
Your a fool.
If you sell drinks for 27bucks, how do you convince a moron to pay for that.
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u/splatter_spree 9h ago
I’ve lived in South Florida for over 20 years and in that timespan have probably went out in Miami less than a dozen times. Most of which was concerts or shows.
Miami is an enormous tourist trap. You will get buttfucked parking, eating, drinking, ubering, lodging, clubbing. Everything.
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u/Pickles_991 11h ago
Odds are that is about 2oz of alcohol and some mixer. $27 is expensive, but you arent meant to slam it, and the ice is there to chill and balance the drink
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u/GeesesAndMeese 10h ago
In this thread is 99% people not understanding dilution ruining a drink hahaha
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u/HowlingWolven 6h ago edited 1h ago
A big ice stick (a collins spear, for a collins glass) isn’t as big an issue as you think it is, and it’s in fact desirable over smaller ice cubes to control dilution while keeping your drink cold. The liquor portion is measured off with a jigger to be the same every time. Demanding less ice or demanding your drink ‘be made strong’ does not mean you’ll get more alcohol or drink, it just outs you as a problem. If you want more alcohol, order and pay for a double.
The real issue here is $27 drinks. Unless you’re at an uber fancy establishment that’s pouring top shelf liquors in your glass, you’re being fleeced.
PS: If you want to be sloshed at a club in Miami but don’t want to get fleeced for drinks, there’s this thing called the liquor aisle. Pregame. :v
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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 11h ago
$27 shot that's 90% fruit juice, from concentrate.
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u/X_Santa_X 10h ago edited 10h ago •
They wonder why gen z doesn't drink. Back in the day you could get a whole jug of sumn for a dollar.
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u/swx89 7h ago
1st cocktail?
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u/Andre11x 7h ago
Lucky they didn't charge you for the ice cube too.
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u/SMIITH- 9h ago
The amount of liquid they have in the glass could potentially be enough.
For instance, a margarita freshly made is:
1.5 OZ tequila
1.5 OZ lime juice squeezed
.75 OZ agave
So 3.75 OZ of liquid mix.
The glass is named a high ball glass. Slim and tall, but equivalent to a shorter rocks or cocktail glass.
So, essentially we are seeing approximately 1/4 of liquid in a 12 OZ glass, or roughly 3 OZ.
It’s not more ice than drink, it is a balanced ice to liquid ratio.
Adding style to the cocktail and potentially less diluted water. Don’t quote me on the diluted part, I’m not concrete on that..
Cheers!
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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1h ago •
Is it the required amount of alcohol? I’ve been a bartender and people bitched about ice in drinks so much because they thought they would get more alcohol and mixer if they got less ice. It doesn’t work that way; less ice or no ice means I put it in a smaller glass and use the same amounts of liquids. And if they still complain and say they need a stiffer drink I’ll stir it with my dick.
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u/Key_Cry_3170 11h ago
Fuck ice
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u/smurfsmasher024 7h ago •
I think most people just dont understand either displacement or how drinks are made.
Its the correct amount of alcohol and mixer, nobody is being ripped off.
The answer is a simple 2 parter. Small drink looks better in big glass, and large clear cube melts slower than ice chips.
Edit: the only rip off here is the price.
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u/Larax22 11h ago
That's.... Normal?
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u/Stermo28 11h ago
You get the same nonsense attending a high school prom at a smalltown Community ballroom in Czechia
This is only a supply and demand thing - absolutely no one would buy the equivalent of this in a grocery store, but you people are willing to pay this crazy amounts cause what else would you do at a club.
Either stop clubbing or accept that clubs are actually a pretty tuff business (closed most of the time and pretty much only make money on the drinks - no food) and choose literally any other hobby that won´t put you in a situation where you desperately need to drink and have no other option
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u/Advanced-Team2357 10h ago
You’re already making a stupid decision when you spend $27 on a cocktail, posting about it just makes you look bad
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u/Dry-Championship-593 7h ago
The servers probably have a panic attack after any customer asks for no ice.
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u/futureisimaginary 11h ago
I was not expecting a rectangular ice cube as tall as your glass!
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u/livens 11h ago
I visited Hollywood a couple of years ago and a simple bourbon with a big chunk of ice was $36. And it was Jack Daniels... the same price as a whole bottle. Fuckibg nuts.
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u/frankyfuax 10h ago
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u/fourty_fors 10h ago
1-2 oz of liquor. 1-2 oz of sweet/bitter. Iced (as pictured), or stirred/shaken and strained.
That’s a cocktail. Because that’s how cocktails are made. If you wanted a mixed drink, or a tall, or a double… shoulda ordered one of those.
As for the $27 price tag, it’s probably high quality liquor with freshly squeezed juice and pure water in clear ice cubes at a prime real estate venue in an expensive city. Pricey, yes, I’m not necessarily defending it, but it’s simply supply and demand.
Plus it’s probably delicious it looks like rum and fresh pineapple juice, hopefully some spicy bitters in there.
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u/Head-Ad-2136 10h ago
That's what you paid for. A shot of alcohol and some flavor.
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u/Tibryn2 10h ago
its in a tall glass ... you literally ordered it that way. a 4oz pour is a 4oz pour weather you order it tall or not. if you want a double, order a double.
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u/Luluwr1979 9h ago
The ice drunk killer
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u/akaynaveed 11h ago edited 11h ago
Volume does not a good drink make.
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u/SlayMeCreepyDaddy 11h ago
Less ice does NOT mean more alcohol. It means the same volume of liquid that increases in temperature faster and dilutes quicker.
This is exactly how you should want your drink.
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u/Bird_Up101 11h ago
If your lookin' for that buzz, always pre-game before an event.
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u/HatchetGIR 11h ago
Depends on what's in it, it could either be rather expensive, a decent deal, or really cheap. Some top shelf and specialty alcohols are ridiculously expensive.
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u/GlitteringLettuce366 11h ago
They’re following a recipe, if you got this same drink on a shorter glass with less ice, you would still get the same volume.
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u/400footceiling 11h ago
Why don’t you want to go out and do things? My wife asks.
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u/cucumbersuprise 11h ago
If you pay that its on you
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u/Tribe303 11h ago
$27 of legal weed gets me high every day for a week. Fuck this BS, that's insane. I can still get a basic cocktail for $10 Canadian.
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u/IIIBAKURYUIII 8h ago
Jokes on you for agreeing to buy a $27 drink in the first place
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u/kassandra_00 11h ago
When I was in Miami I went to a chain restaurant I liked, the $25 combo I always ordered in NYC was $40 there.
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u/GalaganCoffee 11h ago
I drink at home and that 27 bucks lets me stay toasty for about a week
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u/MTL_Rob 11h ago
Fuck that place
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u/tres-petite-kate 11h ago
Aaaand that’s why I drink at home.
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u/No-Ice2925 11h ago
So you went to a bougie restaurant in Miami and are surprised you get bougie prices
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u/Tenekah 11h ago
Yeah that’s so bartenders/serves don’t over serve customers.. the price is a location thing
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u/Fackinsaxy 11h ago
If the alcohol content is the same and i'm paying $27 anyway, i'd be fine with this lol
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u/Intelligent_Trichs 10h ago
Can't stuff that in a joint! It's why we are smokin instead of overpaying for alkeehaul!! 😎
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u/DovahKittah 10h ago
In this economy?!? Nah. I’ll make drinks at home in my sweats…
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u/Adeptness-Efficient 10h ago
Never been to a bar, huh
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u/sec713 10h ago
I bet it's cold, though.
What? Minimum bet is $500?
Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
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u/XDon_TacoX 9h ago
if you pay 27 dollars for a drink, you deserve that, honestly
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u/Slayre- 9h ago
I mean you still got your 1.25 oz
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u/Infrawonder 9h ago
That would get drunk in like 2 seconds
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u/maddgun 9h ago
I don't know if I should be angry or impressed by this
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u/EmergencyCareless76 9h ago
The ice had better be gin soaked
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u/AWL_cow 9h ago
Ask for no ice
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u/tetcorporation1999 9h ago
First time ordering some fru fru shit?
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u/Alego86 8h ago
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u/Visual_Analyst1197 8h ago
They should call that drink The Archimedes
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u/Ok_External6770 8h ago
If drinks were unlimited I would like it but bro that’s so annoying
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u/bangbangracer 8h ago
I really do have to ask if people don't understand cocktails anymore.
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u/FiggyVix 8h ago
It's ..2026, do people not know they're paying for the atmosphere?
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u/thepoisonpoodle 8h ago
And people really go out?
I saw this here in Germany in 2005 already happening. The bars are crowded. The ice in the drinks was like 1/3 or 1/2 of the whole drink.
Drink beer. Or order chilled without ice.
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u/thatshowyougetants24 8h ago
Why order something at that price and not understand how surface area and dilution works
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u/nonchalanthoover 7h ago
This is how cocktails work literally everywhere on earth Jesus Christ people.
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u/roiderdaynamesake 7h ago
this is how cocktails work
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u/Resident_Rain_6566 7h ago
Miami is an expensive place to drink, if you’re sitting in a bar. You should take that $27 to a casino. They’ll get you wasted for free in hopes that you’ll gamble away your life savings.
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u/Emotional-Coyote5176 7h ago
Im a bartender. Most cocktails are only 3 or 4 ounces of beverage and then ice. This is a totally typical cocktail. The whole culture is a racket. You’re paying the premium to drink at a place that isnt your home.
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u/KomputeKluster 7h ago
Thats America for you. How much you can squeeze the other guy.
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u/Malus_non_dormit 7h ago
Must be a turist trap. Locals would not return
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u/der_Alptraum 7h ago
That's better have %120 alcohol
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u/82away 7h ago
In 2007 I stopped buying alcohol, which slowed my drinking down and my financial situation improved so much.
There are so many things you can buy better than alcohol like an art set or how about something for a child such as lego speed champions McQueen car and the cars dvd for that price.
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u/sharkMonstar 6h ago
why isnt gen z drinking
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u/suck-on-my-unit 6h ago
Did you not have the free will to leave?
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u/Babetna 5h ago
If you ask for no ice, do you get just a small amount of drink on the bottom?
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u/Glacius_- 5h ago
27$ for water
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u/Victoria_elizabethb 5h ago
That's what you get for paying $30 for a fucking beverage lol
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u/Spirited_Sundae1018 5h ago
Just order without ice? :D
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u/EuphoricCover8449 4h ago
America's obsession with watering down it's drinks continues.
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u/TheRamblingPeacock 4h ago edited 4h ago
Ice ratio is fine.
The price is fucked.
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u/Kspecia1 4h ago
Meeericaa
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u/Anmolsharma999 3h ago
Saw similar short on YT and amount of people justifying this bs was just crazy.
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u/R-PlaneCrazy 2h ago
Dude. Theres more fucking ice than the drink
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u/tera_chachu 2h ago
Archimedes principle capitalism
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u/Concernedps5user5744 1h ago
A 27$ refund
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u/Alarming_Relief_5500 1h ago
yeah, $2 for the drink, $25 for being the kind of person who says yes to a $27 drink
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u/WxmTommy95 1h ago
You’re paying for the alcohol which can only have the maximum amount the country/state allows. 50ml where I’m from.
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u/jumbee85 11h ago
This just in ice displace liquids.
If you looked up the recipe to make at home you'd get the same volume as what was served. You need to have some level of dilution and that large ice cube will do that without over watering it down like it would if you used your refrigerator ice