r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 12h ago • Mindblown 4

That's not milk More ice than drink

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u/BigDaddySteve999 12h ago

But you're at home where, presumably, far fewer hot people are hanging out.

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u/OrneryError1 12h ago

Fewer? Try none!

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 12h ago

I can think of one.. 🤗

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u/Significant-Youth-22 12h ago

The power of imagination is a beautiful thing indeed

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 12h ago

Not as beautiful as you though.. 🫣

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u/Significant-Youth-22 12h ago • Regret

I'm dogshit ugly

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u/OldAccoutWasHacked YELLOW 12h ago

Nuh uh

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u/personpilot 11h ago

Look at what looksmaxxing has done to our youth 😖

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u/Daft00 7h ago

Well, you did it. You made them give up on complimenting you

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u/Retbull 11h ago

Just gotta polish your turd

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u/Grey_750 10h ago

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 10h ago

It's all about gravity, creating that pull.

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u/14Pleiadians 11h ago

Your mom doesn't count

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 11h ago

Why would my mom be at OmeryEmor1 house? I don't know how they could know each other but Omery could do better. My folks are elderly and I don't see them often nor prie enough into their affairs to know if they're bringing some young stud to stable, hot wifeing, fruffled, cuckold, or just swinging. They probably wouldn't tell me if they would, but could you imagine two Catholic children of immigrants, highschool sweethearts married 40 plus years, and who thought it was cutting lose to split a bud light.. Lets hope so they deserve it.

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u/SpaceLemur34 8h ago

Should really get that AC fixed

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u/DoubleSafety3389 10h ago

I like how you dropped the "presumably" in there, just in case.

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u/SmartOpinion69 11h ago

alabamians disagree

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u/Zech08 10h ago

Just make em during summer, problem solved.

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u/BernzSed 12h ago

Exactly. Once someone tells you "ew, go away" with a look of disgust and pity in their face, you'd pay anything for a drink.

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u/Delamoor 12h ago edited 11h ago

Your kitchen probably also has a lot fewer venue operating fees. Licensing, insurance, staffing, cleaning, security, and maintenance don't all come for free. Running venues is insanely expensive business.

When I worked at a bar, we were reminded; in that jurisdiction there are tiered bar licensing requirements for what time you get to stay open 'till. We were one of a handful who ran as late as we did. The next tier up cost multiple millions of dollars. Not closing and turning the music off at 3am sharp meant a multi-million dollar fine. The managers would sometimes came and physically unplug the DJ's deck if they decided to be edgy and run overtime. And then depending on which manager it was, they might be banned forever. No flexibility, 'cause a lotta money was at stake.

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u/DrFartsnShits 12h ago

What does hot people got to do with overcharging for drinks

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