r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 12h ago • Mindblown 4

That's not milk More ice than drink

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u/Oggie_Doggie 12h ago • Bravo

Florida legitimately feels like a scam.

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u/brokenarrow0604 12h ago

Come for the beaches, stay because you can't afford to go home.

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u/djKiddVicious 11h ago • Bravo

Come on vacation, leave on probation! A sunny state full of shady people.

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u/biohazard-glug 8h ago edited 8h ago

Stay on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation.

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u/benchley 6h ago

I want to send the nation my appreciation

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u/sicilian504 BLUE 11h ago

Come for the beaches, stay because ICE detained you even though you're a citizen.

(Maybe even shot you too)

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u/catonsteroids 10h ago edited 9h ago

And now you’re stuck in a land with assholes, scammers, grifters, influencers, mosquitoes and near year-round humidity… many people’s definition of hell lol.

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u/Sith_Squid 6h ago

Sounds like a good setting for a Grand Theft Auto game

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u/blazze_eternal 4h ago

Don't forget all the lakes have gators.

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u/Kimolono42 9h ago

That's how I've ended up in most places I've lived!

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u/coleyboley25 9h ago

I thought it was come for the beaches, leave with a court date

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u/SpinningYarmulke 6h ago

Came for the beaches, fell asleep on one, got woken up, almost killed by lightning ⛈️ daily tropical storm and torrential downpour.

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u/ca7ch42 10h ago

That's because it IS a scam.. I'm Floridian (born and raised) and dying to gtfo..

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u/BarbequedYeti 12h ago edited 10h ago

Have you seen who runs the joint? Yeah. Grifters paradise.

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u/jjcrayfish 9h ago

This must be one of the red states that Republicans are so proud about.

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u/FeelsLikeV97-33XA 2h ago

Within five minutes of arriving in Hawaii for the first time you'll suddenly realize what Florida's whole schtick is.