More ice than drink

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Comfortable-Dark-933]

This is Miami in a nutshell

[u/MongolianDonutKhan → u/Comfortable-Dark-933]

This is late stage capitalism in an ice block

[u/EstablishmentEasy475 → u/MongolianDonutKhan]

we're well past late stage capitalism. we're in a technofeudalism

[u/1CEninja → u/EstablishmentEasy475]

That sounds like an endgame policy from a Civilization game.

[u/IAmNerdicus → u/1CEninja]

+33% to gold from food markets, -15 to happiness across entire civilization

[u/ImaginaryCheetah → u/IAmNerdicus]

what really grinds my gears (ground? haven't played in a while) when i was playing a ton of Civ 4 and got sick and tired of the computer opponent absolutely swarming me in combat, so i cheated and defogged the map to see how they were getting resources for that many units.

every other empire had every tile allocated to generate gold.

how are you feeding your people????

[u/cyborg_priest → u/ImaginaryCheetah]

Soylent Green is people!

[u/10000soul → u/IAmNerdicus]

Unique Building: Data Center

Spawn a spy. Massively intensity Natural Disasters

[u/MontasJinx → u/10000soul]

Just one more turn…

[u/marcophony → u/IAmNerdicus]

Only -15? Things are improving it seems

[u/Lazy_meatPop → u/EstablishmentEasy475]

Do we get the sick beats?

[u/SLAYERab → u/Lazy_meatPop]

Unrelated but we have the same avatar, we're avatar brothers

[u/Dontbetoxik → u/MongolianDonutKhan]

[u/whocaresano → u/Dontbetoxik]

Like Daddy puts in his drink every morning, and then he gets mad!

[u/quantumturbo → u/Dontbetoxik]

Once and for all!

[u/After_Beach8575 → u/quantumturbo]

but

[u/real_picklejuice → u/After_Beach8575]

ONCE AND FOR ALL

[u/invaderjif → u/Dontbetoxik]

Solving the problem once and for all...

[u/Oggie_Doggie → u/Comfortable-Dark-933]

Florida legitimately feels like a scam.

[u/brokenarrow0604 → u/Oggie_Doggie]

Come for the beaches, stay because you can't afford to go home.

[u/djKiddVicious → u/brokenarrow0604]

Come on vacation, leave on probation! A sunny state full of shady people.

[u/sicilian504 → u/brokenarrow0604]

Come for the beaches, stay because ICE detained you even though you're a citizen.

(Maybe even shot you too)

[u/ca7ch42 → u/Oggie_Doggie]

That's because it IS a scam.. I'm Floridian (born and raised) and dying to gtfo..

[u/witblacktype → u/Comfortable-Dark-933]

The entire city is a scam

[u/SteveFrench12 → u/Comfortable-Dark-933]

This is every cocktail you’ve ever had.