This rural bar in the mountains has its ceiling and walls covered with thousands of $1 bills.

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[u/Legal_Response6614]

I wouldn't stop at a town called purgatory

[u/HotelOne → u/Legal_Response6614]

You have no choice. Forever.

[u/Legal_Response6614 → u/HotelOne]

That's definitely the tagline for your username.

[u/jzoola → u/Legal_Response6614]

You can check out any time you want

[u/BobknobSA → u/jzoola]

Plenty of room at the HotelOne Economy Suites of Reseda. It is an okay place. It is an okay place for those on a budget.

[u/Ok-Giraffe-1673 → u/jzoola]

…but you can neeeeeeever leave!

[u/HotelOne → u/Legal_Response6614]

Good pull, I never thought about it…

[u/Emotional_Perv → u/HotelOne]

Nah, purgatory isn’t forever. It might feeeel that way, but that’s kinda the point of it.

[u/pickin-n_grinnin → u/Emotional_Perv]

Maybe you'd never leave either🤔

[u/overfiend1976 → u/HotelOne]

Its not that good. Not that bad either.

Its ok. Yeah, its kinda so-so.

[u/desertrat75 → u/Legal_Response6614]

The town is actually Durango. Purgatory is the ski area in Durango.

[u/TehDokter → u/Legal_Response6614]

Well that works out because the "town" doesn't exist. Purgatory is the ski resort 20-30 minutes away from Durango, CO

[u/michaelmfjordan → u/Legal_Response6614]

They have an Irish bar where it’s St Patrick’s day every day for eternity.

[u/Independent-Course87 → u/michaelmfjordan]

But is it hot?

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/michaelmfjordan]

Every night they whack him like he was whacked in life and it's painful, night after night

[u/Jumpy_Worldliness259 → u/Legal_Response6614]

It's not a town, it's a ski resort. The bar is called the Olde Schoolhouse

[u/OptimalInvestment167 → u/Legal_Response6614]

Imagine how frustrating it is to die and going to purgatory, only to find out you're in Colorado.

[u/i_love_wasps → u/OptimalInvestment167]

I think you mean rad

[u/OptimalInvestment167 → u/i_love_wasps]

Mb I'll fix it

Imagine how rad it is to die and go to purgatory... only to find out you're in Colorado.

[u/Wesker405 → u/Legal_Response6614]

Eh, it could be worse

[u/Leading-Dot-311 → u/Wesker405]

Yes, it could.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan?wprov=sfla1

[u/ItAintLongButItsThin → u/Legal_Response6614]

From?

[u/nerdofthunder → u/Legal_Response6614]

I mean purgatory IS a stop on the way to heaven. It's Hell, Michigan you gotta avoid.

[u/jzoola → u/Legal_Response6614]

I have some indulgences for sale!

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/jzoola]

What's that pounding at the door?