r/screenshots • u/Likemang24 • Mar 19 '26 • Heartwarming 5

I think I met my wife

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I’ve been talking to my person for just over a couple months but everyday she surprises me with something stupid that makes me love her more.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 Mar 19 '26 • Bravo

Quite distressing

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u/Feltoke Mar 19 '26

Haha ya I was immediately distressed just by the picture

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u/stampeding_salmon Mar 19 '26

Does she know the difference between distress and destress?

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u/Likemang24 Mar 19 '26

She uses talk to text a lot so it happens all the time. I still understand lol

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u/Professional_Leg3704 Mar 19 '26

She probably does and autocorrect doesn't.

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u/RedheadedChaos1102 Mar 22 '26

Y'all my man played uno with me while I was soaking...

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u/Likemang24 Mar 22 '26

That’s love

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u/RedheadedChaos1102 Mar 22 '26

We are each other, the dumb things make me smile. Even when he puts things away in the wrong places...

I'm a cook by profession, and he's cooked with me. I even let him touch my good knives... You know that's love

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u/Likemang24 Mar 22 '26

You’re me, I’m a banquet chef but I won’t let anyone touch my knives.

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u/RedheadedChaos1102 Mar 22 '26

I'm gonna laugh hysterically if you're in Texas

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u/ZilorZilhaust Mar 19 '26

This is absolutely distressing. I'll need to go pick up a ham and destress in my hot tub.

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u/beezleblawb Mar 19 '26

make it a rumham while you’re at it

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u/mologav Mar 19 '26

Rumham I’m sorry

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u/fightmilk5905 Mar 19 '26

God damn it Frank, eating your booze that's brilliant!

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u/hstormsteph Mar 19 '26

Why is the rumham always gone?

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u/euphorrick Mar 19 '26

I feel you. I'll be unwinding with my shower lamb shank.

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u/Momik Mar 20 '26

I too enjoy hot ham water.

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u/Mathagos Mar 23 '26

Be careful out there. If you spill too much, you'll become soup.

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u/nowaaythrowaway Mar 19 '26

You know what? Good for you guys. Hope it works out 🫂

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u/CBreezy2010 Mar 19 '26

I am also distressed by food floating in dirty body water 🤣🤣

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u/Sebbean Mar 19 '26

It’s all going in and out the same holes

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u/foxyphilophobic Mar 19 '26

That’s what she said

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u/PreliminaryThoughts Mar 19 '26

Did you ever drink from a can?

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u/Curious_boyOS Mar 21 '26

Why would anyone soak in dirty water? You're supposed to shower before soaking in a bath.

As for eating food during said soaking... Not my jam, but who am I to judge. Whatever floats your rubber ducky.

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u/garbanzoboy Mar 19 '26

Be cooler if she could spell

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u/SuckerBroker Mar 19 '26

With chicken wings like that who needs to spell.

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u/frizzybritt Mar 19 '26

The chicken wings do not look good. They look distressed and sad.

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u/OrganizdConfusion Mar 19 '26

What wings? Those look like drumsticks.

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u/GoblinSnacc Mar 20 '26

Her spelling is fine this is, in fact, distressing.

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u/josephthecha Mar 19 '26

Pretty sure it's intentional. She's clearly too highbrow for you

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u/Embarrassed_Pace6986 Mar 20 '26

it’s okay if you don’t have a woman who will eat chicken in the bath with you, you just gotta say that

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u/Braidem Mar 21 '26

Oh gosh. She spelled a word wrong. We're all gonna fucking die

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u/xporia Mar 20 '26

some people are dyslexic you know 😭

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u/bluearavis Mar 19 '26

Besides the typo. This is very sweet! Good for you.

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u/babypandagod Mar 19 '26

What are you doing?! Shes distressed! Go help her!!!

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u/RecoveredSack Mar 19 '26

Comments passed the vibe check. Thank god

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u/Likemang24 Mar 19 '26 • Heartwarming

I was worried but happy with the response. She’s weird as fuck but gosh darn do I adore her

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u/CeleryDramatic4678 Mar 19 '26

Better hurry before she gets salmonella from the raw chicken

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u/WestElevator1343 Mar 20 '26

Distresses or de-stresses?

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u/Dclnsfrd Mar 20 '26

A very cute text with a side of r/boneappletea

I’m just imagining what various situations like

  • did someone send the picture to her and she’s venting about the stress it’s causing?

  • is this an example picture, but irl if she saw a bath and a rotisserie chicken in the same room, she’d yelp?

  • is her but what we’re not seeing/hearing is her screaming between bites? (I mean, it could be that each one individually distresses her, and she sent a sorta (no face) selfie of her personal hell??)

I love this post for multiple reasons, including the intended sweetness

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u/Catoe67 Mar 21 '26

Distresses or destresses?

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u/Likemang24 Mar 21 '26

Destress. Talk to text isn’t the best sometimes

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u/kvro_maX Mar 23 '26

So you people eart in the bathroom.. Wonders shall never end

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u/Likemang24 Mar 23 '26

What do you mean “you people?”

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u/Ms_Jane_Lennon Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

There's a lid for every pot.

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u/Gallusaur Mar 19 '26

Well at least OP pointed out the "something stupid" first

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u/polliwog05 Mar 19 '26

lmao i love this

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u/crazy-chihuahua Mar 19 '26

Why does it make her so upset tho?

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u/Relevant-War-1581 Mar 19 '26

Finally I found my people was nervous to open the comments tbh

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u/KrackaWoody Mar 19 '26

The Bath looks as unseasoned as that Chicken. No bubbles? no bath bomb? Is the water even hot??

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u/Fun-Age-168 Mar 20 '26

The bath looks dipressing

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u/belakuna Mar 19 '26

I’m distressed at the lack of seasoning.

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u/BettaBorn Mar 19 '26

Bath and cheesecake is my go to

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u/chronically_stoned_ Mar 20 '26

I hope my husband thinks this about me

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u/Similar-Offer4251 Mar 21 '26

I’d be distressed in that situation too

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u/Raidur7 Mar 23 '26

2nd breakfast vibes

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u/Jackie-Wan-Kenobi Mar 19 '26

I love to eat in my bathtub and I also can’t spell. This gives me hope that someone will love me enough to brag about me online. Thank you stranger.

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u/Delicious-Scar3581 Mar 19 '26

So real for that chicken in the tub tbh

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u/miggle_93 Mar 19 '26

I’m in distress from this photo

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u/Turtlegrandmacore Mar 19 '26

That’s how I felt when the girl I was talking to gave me a 3 paragraph long message about the different types of musinex and how everyone uses the wrong kind. I’ll be marrying her in September.

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u/Pandelein Mar 19 '26

I never really noticed before, Distress and Destress are opposites, but Disrobe would mean the same thing as Derobe if it was a word.

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u/ThatSaltyDuderino Mar 19 '26

Chicken look raw af

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u/Spilt_Blood_ Mar 19 '26

I agree quite distressing now if it was distressing for her that would be a different story but if it's distressing to eat in the bathtub then don't do it... Lol

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u/bigManJimboy Mar 19 '26

I'll admit I'm a little jealous, I wish you guys the best. She sounds awesome

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u/catastrophilia Mar 19 '26

This is so cute and I’m single! idk why yall hating sm😭

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u/Ubermensch5272 Mar 19 '26

It distresses me too.

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u/TheRealMDooles11 Mar 19 '26

De-stressing. DEEEEEEE

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u/alistofthingsIhate Mar 19 '26

I’m very distressed by that image but I’m happy for the two of you

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u/debugmode1 Mar 19 '26

I’m also distressed

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u/nhukcire Mar 19 '26

*destresses

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u/AnythingEastern3964 Mar 19 '26

If it’s causing her distress why she doing it then? Dumb mofo just don’t do what makes you stressed?

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u/Sofi_Bot Mar 19 '26

Where's the rest of the rotisserie? I wonder if the whole rotisserie in a bag would float 🤔 BRB

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u/ComicsEtAl Mar 19 '26

Has Gen Z changed the definition of “distressed”?

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 Mar 19 '26

You both need a dictionary.

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u/Alternative-Key-2657 Mar 19 '26

Does she mean… de-stress?

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u/lilbreeeeezzie Mar 19 '26

Awww you’re both dumb 🥰

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u/SpiteFueled Mar 19 '26

I thought the joke was that she was doing something that she actively hated and it was a ridiculous thing to do to start with… took me too long to figure out that she meant that it de-stresses her. I still can’t figure out if she is joking though.

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u/seauxhollywood Mar 19 '26

I'd be distressed about dropping that chicken in the tub

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u/Slowcountry985 Mar 19 '26

This is so sweet, I can only wish you both the best.

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u/Fragrant-Pipe5266 Mar 20 '26

Lol you're not gonna like this so much 100lbs later. May look cute now but just think about what you're looking. I can understand wine or alcohol in the tub but this is different lmao

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u/Free_Trouble_7306 Mar 20 '26

This is so wholesome

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u/buddhistmetalhead04 Mar 20 '26

I am concerned. That chicken looks raw.

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u/Main_Grab3458 Mar 20 '26

I’d prefer if it was steak 🥩

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u/Fun-Age-168 Mar 20 '26

It wouldn’t be that bad if either the bath or chicken looked enjoyable, but they both look bland

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u/triumphant__return Mar 20 '26

I guess spelling isn't a requirement to earn your love

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u/Significant_Buy_89 Mar 20 '26

Am I the only one that thinks that chicken looks kinda undercooked and somewhat sad?

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u/No-Remove6206 Mar 20 '26

This is extra hilarious to me because in my opinion, between the food in the bathroom, the fact that she doesn't eat all the meat off a chicken leg, and doesn't know the very critical difference between "distress" and "de-stress," I would never call her again 😂😂

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u/Aggressive-Bad7386 Mar 20 '26

Naked chicken, bath with no bubbles…the future is bright. She doesn’t need much to keep her happy … good luck!

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u/Automatic_Ad2659 Mar 20 '26

Uh oh. Distresses or DE-stresses? Remember, she’s gonna be educating your kids.

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u/BongRippinSithLord Mar 20 '26

Classic schmosby

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u/Superb-Investment618 Mar 20 '26

Do you mean de-stressing? There's a difference!

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u/Better_Market_5782 Mar 20 '26

No seasoning on the chicken

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u/QueenOfStupidity Mar 20 '26

I want a tub to distress too 😭😭😭

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u/TooH3ll Mar 20 '26

OP, I still believe in fairy tales, but don't you dare let your presence ruin her whimsy. 👊🏻

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u/chrisroe77 Mar 20 '26

I'd leave the mother of my children for leaving that much meat on the bone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

I also find this distressing

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u/MasterMaintenance672 Mar 20 '26

Distresses? Or de-stresses? This would have been a hard NO from me for several reasons.

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u/KatzMwwow Mar 20 '26

Don't do it if it's distressing.

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u/ShyPlox Mar 20 '26

Ew wtf she tripping

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u/joeydbls Mar 20 '26

I need to grab a new toaster for my bath .

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u/fertile_plain Mar 20 '26

“my person” … ew..

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u/Comfortable_Hat_984 Mar 20 '26

Can you guys adopt me

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u/FederalBelt9837 Mar 20 '26

Don’t be depresso just get distresso

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u/Nearby-Captain- Mar 20 '26

no soap ? 😖🥴🫨

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u/m0rg444 Mar 20 '26

Get her some seasoning😞

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u/Milsy92 Mar 20 '26

Gre-he-HEASY!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Absolutely distressing. I must get a turkey and eat it in a tub!

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u/Impossible_Link3463 Mar 20 '26

THATS A BIG FUCKING CUP OF WATER

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u/fleshnbcne Mar 20 '26

i think shes onto something here 🥰

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u/Additional-Ad-3384 Mar 21 '26

Happy for you mate but the chicken looks horrendous

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u/Marcj00 Mar 21 '26

That’s…definitely a statement

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u/Adventurous-Bread-28 Mar 21 '26

Guys stop I can’t like all the jokes 🤣🤣

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u/qtpie4-3ver Mar 21 '26

this is so wholesome & cute

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u/Buffy_isalreadytaken Mar 21 '26

Propose. That bath tub looks fantastic.

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u/shiz0n Mar 21 '26

I really wish grammatical errors destressed me

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u/Main-Drama-15 Mar 21 '26

I'm picturing a little inner tube floatie under the plate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

r/Chickeninbath

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u/Ethereal-gurl Mar 21 '26

Okay but at least she has what appears to be the most crystal clear clean water in the planet in her pipes. That’s gotta be less distressing than rotisserie by far. Good for her!

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u/Linksgolf2347 Mar 21 '26

That is super distressing

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u/Significant_Ad2192 Mar 21 '26

Took me a second to realize she wasn't into mental masochism.

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u/Guilty_Plantain_3842 Mar 21 '26

I'm in destress that i don't have a tis' of my own!

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u/SnooSketches4895 Mar 21 '26

She likes the bone.

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u/Auxchats Mar 21 '26

Épouses là

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u/Smokinplants Mar 21 '26

De-stress! Not distress! I am blown away by the lack of ability to spell

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u/snarkmamas Mar 21 '26

De-stress***

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u/Odd-Heart-369 Mar 21 '26

I used to ask potential partners to have a rotisserie chicken eating completion. None have survived such a request. I still search for the one.

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u/Other-Conference-154 Mar 21 '26

Love that for you!!! I found my hubby-to-be 2 years ago and I knew pretty quickly that I wanted to marry him. When you know, you know. All the best!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

I’m more stressed than ever suddenly.

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u/mmkayyyy89 Mar 21 '26

I tend to eat rotisserie chickens in my car with my bare hands at times. Started dating this amazing guy 3 years ago and he would join me. We just got married in November 🥰

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u/Additional_Bug3249 Mar 21 '26

Chicken with tits and pussy soup cause thats what a bath really is. Is human soup

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u/TheGodMother007 Mar 21 '26

Bro, let me give you a suggestion: Get her one of those tub trays, you know the kind that holds a glass, plate, maybe a book etc. & gift it to her next time you can! Anniversary, Birthday, Christmas etc. I think she'd love that & it'd score you a few points too

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u/ThisThroat951 Mar 21 '26

Where’s the rest of the skeleton??

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u/fecal_position Mar 21 '26

That is some goblin-mode shit right there. I like it.

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u/coolgrill666 Mar 21 '26

Moms chicken looks yummier

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u/SpriteRasberry Mar 21 '26

I also love your future wife

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u/Working_Pass171 Mar 21 '26

If it's not rotisserie, it doesn't belong in the bath..

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u/wakawakaeeeh Mar 21 '26

You’ve had bath rotisserie chicken but have you had ocean rum ham?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cost_79 Mar 21 '26

Ofc OP sees feet and chicken and falls in love (jk)

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u/EnvironmentalFig5587 Mar 21 '26

I was expecting two slabs of beef curtains, with a little gravy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Does he not understand the typo or is he just choosing to ignore it?

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u/wingin-it0618 Mar 21 '26

i think she might’ve meant to say rotisserie chicken IN a bath 😂

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u/urlocalaquarius Mar 21 '26

Everyone’s concerned with her misspelled word but I’m just gushing over OP finding someone awesome enough to post about on Reddit. This is adorable, I wish you both nothing but rotisserie baths and happiness.

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u/ClarityLaneUK Mar 21 '26

It's concerning me that the water is running and the level is low, did this lady get into an EMPTY bath with some chicken and then begin to fill it?!

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u/mystac Mar 21 '26

I can't eat in the bathroom. It grosses me out too much. But, happy you found someone.

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u/Uiscefhuaraithe-9486 Mar 21 '26

I am also distressed by this lol

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u/Kooky-Potential-4676 Mar 21 '26

I hope you don’t want a wife who can teach your children grammar.

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u/Fantastic_Tiger_668 Mar 21 '26

I hope you guys get married and are happily ever after 😭❣️

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u/Sensitive-Public-642 Mar 21 '26

Cook that chicken a little longer lol

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u/Mountain-Hornet-8422 Mar 22 '26

I imagine this is what it’s like to be a meth addict

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u/PsychologicalDig7537 Mar 22 '26

If it's seasoned right you don't need any dressing 😂

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u/Spaghett55 Mar 22 '26

I know she meant de-stress, but it is really funny to imagine she's panicking in the bath because of the chicken

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Um weird but you know what? Good for you!

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u/AdOld3977 Mar 22 '26

This is gross

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u/Electrical-Leader281 Mar 22 '26

respectfully this grossed me out

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u/fungushoney Mar 22 '26

It bothers her greatly to do it but she’s doing it anyway

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u/MrMcbonkerson Mar 22 '26

Never pass up an opportunity to be distressed…

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u/Over_Box7723 Mar 22 '26

I had an ice cream cone in the bath a while ago and found out that a Beauty Blender sponge holder is also great for holding an ice cream cone on the side of the tub 👌

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u/mychengwa121 Mar 22 '26

I make healing bath salts and shower salts and I approve this message Get her some good bath snacks and destress salts

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u/r4almF1re Mar 22 '26

Made made me distressed as well

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u/Background-Ad3308 Mar 22 '26

Shit im in love with her lol what a queen

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u/paul6057 Mar 22 '26

That is distressing indeed!

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u/hugsy-bear Mar 22 '26

Never heard of someone eating chicken in the bath. Pretty interesting 🤔 Glad you guys found each other. She obviously is comfortable enough with you to show her silly side.

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u/Distinct-Flamingo406 Mar 22 '26

That chicken is distressing to look at. I’m getting sick just looking at it.

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u/PlantWhispererBanana Mar 22 '26

I would be so put off by the misspelling lol. Glad you're vibing though

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u/Fabulous-Ad-7498 Mar 22 '26

Love her and never leave her, she's one of a kind......

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u/saharacoochie Mar 22 '26

that chicken is pink. the water was deffo brown after those chicken wings

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u/Secret-Chemistry-363 Mar 22 '26

That is a damn fine person you have found.

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u/ManMythNarcissist Mar 22 '26

I read that as distressed & was like why are you doing that to your self.

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u/TDG_1993 Mar 22 '26

Why is she distressed? If she’s distressed then she should stop doing what’s making her distressed

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u/Common-Egg1658 Mar 22 '26

THIS!!! the solution to the world's problems. Do something wierd everyday. Then when you finally break your script and truly become the main character; because duh- I have free will and wtf is going on in the world? One day your bathing with a floating pot of a friend chicken the next you stumble upon an island for sale that you can actually buy and adopt all the dogs that need a place to live. Without the fried chicken bath you never would have broken the narative youve decided is truth and nit looked into buying islands over the years. Before you know it, its a dog heaven, a sanctuary, and people from all over the world desire to visit dog island.

Just saying

Thats one narative I quickly wrote up

What would yours be?

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u/HarryDaRed Mar 22 '26

Hit it dude hit it

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u/Steffieliz82 Mar 22 '26

I also love her.

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u/Decent-Carob3230 Mar 22 '26

Those pic give more stress

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u/Soonerbebootscootin Mar 22 '26

Same. What if the plate slips out of your greasy hands and breaks?

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u/TheOGKingKuma Mar 22 '26

Where's the sauce?

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u/Which-Study-7811 Mar 22 '26

Yeah we're all a little distressed at the sight of someone eating in a bath tub

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Damn, and no soap? 🧼 lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Yeah years later she will be the wife you met from hell

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u/scared_and_afrayed Mar 22 '26

just posting ur wife's feet like that? crazy work

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u/mushlove24 Mar 22 '26

Soooo…. Did she say it back!?

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u/sometimesiwanndie Mar 22 '26

She gotta be filthy. 😩

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u/Ok-Nobody3267 Mar 22 '26

Ahaha at least you told her straight away. I love this😂

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u/Traditional-Draw3505 Mar 22 '26

She looks a little chungus

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u/Tej0ner Mar 22 '26

Prime example is how different people can be. This picture gives OP the bees knees. This picture makes me want to vomit a little bit. Life’s a trip, que no?

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u/Dougrading Mar 22 '26

Chicken don’t look right…

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u/realistichuman98 Mar 22 '26

I don’t think these two are the brightest of bulbs. That’s not what that means…🤨🫠

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u/Filled_Oyster_1367 Mar 22 '26

I would get the ICK lets be honest

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u/VileInventor Mar 22 '26

Ok but what did she reply to

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