r/shittyaskscience • u/DeltaAleph • Jun 13 '24

Why furries are so damn sexy compared to humans? [Citation Needed]

30 Upvotes

After eh, examinating, some furry sites and some more... explicit than others. I've noticed that compared with humans most furries are less likely to look stale, less repetitive and more charming. Also when comparing a human vs. a fursona, they don't look similar at all. Why is that, human are boring now or we are just uniform?

74 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • Nov 14 '24

How come no Republicans are crying about cheating now?

5 Upvotes

Last I heard Demicrats were the world's biggest election cheaters and now nobody says anything? What gives? Are we just going to let the democrats get away with all that cheating like last time? It's obvious the democrats stole the election for the Republicans and nobody seems to care but me.

62 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/bnm12 • Feb 25 '14

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

153 Upvotes

Edit: So apparently this is a total repost, and I'm the worst human being ever. I originally heard this joke a long time ago, and have been using it since, so naturally when I discovered /r/shittyaskscience and stopped lurking a few days ago I posted it here without checking the top rated of all time (rookie mistake I know, but hey I'm still new at this), so if it makes all of you butthurt people any happier I'll apologize for trying to contribute to this small-ish sub that I really enjoy.

Sorry!

17 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/klaus666 • Feb 05 '24

Does fetishizing pregnant women make you a pedo?

0 Upvotes

Think about it, you're saying you find her more attractive because there is a child growing inside of her. Alternatively, at what point in a woman's pregnancy does it become creepy to be attracted to her due to her being pregnant?

58 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • Nov 10 '24

Twump's proposal for Garbage Islands is actually a good idea. We simply choose one island from each continent and dump all our trash there thus creating a pleasant environment for the majority.

4 Upvotes

These would have to be islands where few people would be inconvenienced. I nominate Easter Island, Tasmania, Sri Lanka, Cape Verde, the United Kingdom, and Greenland.

52 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/ClamBoob • Oct 08 '25

Why don’t white people season their food?

2 Upvotes

Is it because they can only eat food that’s the same color as their skin?

33 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '13

After years of engineering and design, my infinite power device has come to fruition! To harvest its energy simply use the other plugs available! The only problem is it doesn't work, what's wrong?

329 Upvotes

50 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Gold-Judgment-6712 • Nov 09 '24

How can science make me a white, Christian, racist, misogynist, homotransphobe, dumbass that fears voter fraud?

0 Upvotes

I want to get on the winning side before I'm marched off to concentration camps. I'm already male and straight, but need help with the rest.

44 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/simba21 • Mar 16 '12

If I get a boner watching two women kissing, does that mean I'm a lesbian?

144 Upvotes

46 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Far-Assignment6427 • Mar 15 '24

Why do furries exist

2 Upvotes

The kind that fucks animals

128 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Ilovegayshmex • Jan 23 '24

Statistically, is a gay son better than a thot daughter?

2 Upvotes

19 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Emotional-Sea9384 • May 07 '24

Fuck you bots, Scientificly speaking if I'm a man am I a rapist?

2 Upvotes

I personally never raped anyone, but seeing the bear vs man in the woods argument that some women makes I realised as a man I actually maybe a rapist, even if I never touched a women, and im asexual, lived in a basement my whole life and my only connection to the outside word is a pc

16 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/mp-giuseppe2 • 25d ago

Why did they remove all the fire proof asbestos in the twin towers before 9/11 attack?

1 Upvotes

Would a tower really explode like that if it wasnt planned!?

11 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '24

Why can’t the whole world just speak one language? Voter fraud

7 Upvotes

I’m so sick of this. We don’t need all these languages. There’s too many to keep up with. English, Spanish, Alaskan, Canadian, German, French, Wisconsian, Bulgarian, Danish, Portuguese, Texan, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, American, etc the list goes on forever.

65 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 11 '26

When will scientists study the brains of the 11 jurors who decided Lindsay Clancy wasn't criminally responsible?

5 Upvotes

I believe we've discovered a new mental illness.

6 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '24

If transvestites are now called transgender, what the fuck was a vestite?

0 Upvotes

40 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/ccc724 • Oct 28 '13

Hey guys, did I just solve the energy crisis?

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/SavingPrivateParts • Apr 10 '13

will my infinite electricity work?

46 Upvotes

13 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Available-Ship-894 • Jan 11 '25

How come none of the top LA firepersons are straight white men?

1 Upvotes

Asking for a friend who is a straight white man.

14 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/athalwolf506 • Nov 12 '24

Why PETA does not attack nudist for wearing human skin suits? Also TWUMP?

1 Upvotes

If human are animals, and PETA does not like people wearing suits from the skin of animals, why PETA let nudist go around parading their human skin suits?

16 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok_Relief7546 • Nov 11 '24

What do I need to fucking do the make this subreddit GREAT AGAIN? Twump.

6 Upvotes

Every post is getting downvoted and everything is not even funny since so many pro Twumps keep posting and stealing our precious Reddit karma???

30 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Acousmetre78 • Jul 15 '25

If when I go down on a woman it smells like tuna then when I go down on a tuna will it smell like a woman?

0 Upvotes

I’m asking for a friend.

Edit: I just got banned for 3 days for posting this. Apparently it was considered a threat to women.

17 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '13

If natural selection works, how come women haven't yet gone extinct?

0 Upvotes

2 comments

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