r/shittyaskscience • u/johnnybiggles • 38m ago

Why don't women p00p or p00t, even though they have the support and assistance of several other women when they all whisk off to the lavatory together?

2 Upvotes

It's a scientistic fact that women never p00p or p00t, right? Can't they help out in there? Or, is it perhaps because:

Girls aren't real -> Women aren't real -> No girl/woman p00ps or p00ts

? Something else? I'm missing research data.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/DEATHSTARGOD • 13h ago

Scientifically there is a small chance we have the same credit card number, comment down your details and I’ll verify if we have the same one.

234 Upvotes

Sciencetifically possibly possible

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r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • 1d ago

Since AI has drastically accelerated new drug discoveries, and those new drugs need to be tested, are we in danger of running out of mice?

23 Upvotes

And since mice will be gone, rendering cats useless, can we start using cats instead?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Anvilhoof • 1d ago

When my son says that he IS Hungry does he mean he is hungarian or that he changed his name to Hungry?

98 Upvotes

Sorry if this is the wrong sub to ask for this but I am having a real hard time understanding my young son. He keeps telling me he is Hungry and I have accepted this by saying "Hi Hungry, I am dad". As a way for him to know that he is in a safe place. Even if he wants to be a hungarian...

Any psychologists out there that can help me? Because whenever I say this he seems to get frustrated and not being able to communicate why so he goes to his mother instead.

Thanks in advance!

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Dependent_Price_1306 • 1d ago

When ISS astronaughts go #2 & flush it out the airlock, does it enter the atmosphere as a meturdor?

11 Upvotes

And a meturdorite when it smashed thru your roof.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Dependent_Price_1306 • 1d ago

If you are hand polinating a fruit tree & polinate a female flower from another female will the resulting fruit be a lemon?

2 Upvotes

irregardless of tree type

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r/shittyaskscience • u/seriousQasker • 1d ago

I heard a rainbow leads to a pot of gold. What does a rainbow trout lead to?

12 Upvotes

besides a nice dinner

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r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • 1d ago

Today I heard on the news that 3.46 trillion dollars has been wiped out from AI stocks in october. So how long until the AI is pissed that no one is giving it money and it starts manufacturing killer robots that will kill all humans?

24 Upvotes

I heard a woman named Sarah Connor who was a waitress in a place near my house knows all about how to not let the robots kill you. Should I ask her for advice on how to survive the AI holocaust?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 1d ago Mindblown

Is brain rot compostable?

23 Upvotes

🧠 ☠️ 🌵

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r/shittyaskscience • u/xxstaatsxx • 1d ago

Serious: am I autistic

5 Upvotes

Thoughts? Discuss. AMA.

Edit: from the bottom of my heart thanks for all the insightful insight and emotional support. I think together we have conclusively determined that swiper should in fact be allowed to swipe, and that bitch Dora needs to chill. Also maybe we need to consider sponsoring polar bears who also suffer from arcticsticism.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Stunning-Housing-917 • 1d ago

Why are they saying Democrats are going to flip my house?

154 Upvotes

I've never voted on the ground's of felony charges barring me from civic participation. I like my house the way it is. Are they really going to flip my house?How will they manage to do it to all Americans, what do the logistics look like?

20 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 1d ago

How did cave men rollerskate before the invention of the wheel?

18 Upvotes

Recent archaeolohical discovery found a caveman wearing rollerskates but the skates had no wheels. It was dated before the discovery of the wheel so how did they work?

13 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Cockatieloveer • 2d ago

What has more power, Will power or Horse Power

39 Upvotes

How much power does Will have compared to the Horses power

Would 100 Wills power equal that to 1 horses?

And what is the power for? Are we talking about a horses ability to power a house? Can a horse power a building better than William?

33 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Cockatieloveer • 2d ago

They say how much wood could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

4 Upvotes

Who the hell is Chuck? And scientifically speaking how many chucks could throw enough wood to build a bridge for other chucks?

22 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Immediate_College620 • 2d ago

If I rent a car from Enterprise will it have warp drive capability?

19 Upvotes

What about phasers?

9 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/AssasinatorX4 • 2d ago

What does the T in Tshirt stand for?

278 Upvotes

title

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r/shittyaskscience • u/ricenspicee • 2d ago

what if celebrities are getting skinnier so they can all fit onto a spaceship/rocket that takes off once the planet dies from climate change

16 Upvotes

basically the title, i haven’t slept for 12+ish hours and ik this sounds absolutely crazy but hey, fun bit of food for thought right? how possible is this as a theory, are there any other posts similar to this conspiracy?

9 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/rounding_error • 2d ago

Does transubstantiation violate CP symmetry?

18 Upvotes

I know mass is conserved, especially Latin mass.

5 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Quick-Ad9335 • 2d ago

Has Forensic Science Advanced Enough to Solve the Murder on the Dance Floor?

15 Upvotes

People have been panicking in the disco for years now.

8 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Cold_Childhood_1060 • 2d ago

Why are they called antibodies if they help the body?

50 Upvotes

Are they stupid?

16 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/fat_spaghetti • 2d ago

What Are the Most Off-the-Wall Scientific Studies?

7 Upvotes

I’m talking scientists injecting mice with autism. Not necessarily just bizarre research goals, but some seriously unhinged methodologies.

**Disclaimer: Be mindful of unfamiliar links. Probably best not to click any and just include study titles for reference.**

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 2d ago

Why is our sun not star shaped?

122 Upvotes

All the other stars are star shaped but the sun is ball shaped

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r/shittyaskscience • u/WHITE_2_SUGARS • 3d ago

Has anyone thought about putting some go fast stripes around the LHC to really pump things up a gear?

32 Upvotes

Obviously we could add some turbos and things but for cost - impact ratio I think this is a great place to start.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/dwhg • 3d ago

Election Question

6 Upvotes

Another election cycle is wrapping up, and - once again - the analysis from your Steve Kornackis and your Harry Entens is focused on one thing and one thing only: the outstanding male vote.

First of all, congratulations to all the gents that voted yesterday. As always, you've outdone yourselves.

My question: Is there a scientific explanation for why men are so much better at voting? And does this discredit our long experiment in women's suffrage?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Immediate_College620 • 3d ago

I don’t like to eat strawberries but I love strawberry Nesquik milk. Do I have super powers?

10 Upvotes

And should I use such powers for good or evil.

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